Author has written 24 stories for Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Moulin Rouge, Pirates of the Caribbean, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Bible.Bio: Sarcastic, occasionally dry-witted, more often than not overdosed on coffee to stay awake writer greets you.
I am AM, a writer who has been around on fanfiction.net longer than most, despite this being a new-ish profile. A veteran of the 'real person' fic ban, I am eternally grateful no more Orlando Bloom/LOTR crossovers occur.
I have written bad-fic, I have written Mary Sues, and hopefully, I'm past the point where MST's of my stuff do not turn up on a weekly basis. I am a grammar fanatic, occasionally confuse myself, and have to rely on the spell/grammar check on my computer.
I am English, I will be nasty, and if I come across a you're/your error, I will attempt to dis-embowl. Welcome to my profile.