*RE-VAMP* When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. AU.

Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U

Superboy goes into heat. Robin isn't entirely sure what's going on. Batman intervenes. Citrus.

COMPLETE (After 10 years!). An incident at the festival on Oct. 10th reveals that there is a lot that everyone doesn't know about Naruto. Smart!Naruto, Sasunaru/Narusasu, Rated M for swearing & citrus.

Across the world, names start appearing on people's bodies; it hasn't become a big news item yet, and no one really knows what they mean. Some time after Kurt transfers to Dalton, while he and Blaine are still platonic, they both wake up with their best friend's name written somewhere on their body in the other's handwriting. Soulmates AU.

Draco and Blaise own and operate a luxury spa resort together, and the Ministry's Auror department has scheduled a full service three-day retreat. Guess who's on the guest list?

It's Christmas and Harry is growing antlers, but no one knows why. Perhaps Draco Malfoy can apply his expertise as a Healer and figure out how to remove them. Contains mature language and sexual content. Cover art by Aladdinboy.

Marley expected many things when she entered the glee club. Bright sparkly outfits or a lot of glitter. She didn't expect this though. Airhead!Kurt and Obvious!Blaine. Part of the Ditzy 'verse.

Collection of 7 one-shots posted on my Tumblr for Kurtbastian Week 2013. Ratings vary from K-M (last chapter m rated).

Never Been Kissed AU. Kurt's desperate for affection, and Blaine's the charming lead singer of the Warbler who knows he's a spy, but flirting with him anyway. A what if story... what if Kurt and Blaine hooked up the first time they met, and that defined their friendship and their feelings for each other from that point on.

A smutty little Christmas series based on prompts at Livejournal. Harry gets Draco a..strange Christmas gift, that turns out rather enjoyable. Warnings for mature themes, use of toys, slash and general yumminess. Underage readers, shoo! Shoo, I say! ;)

Draco and Harry are accepted into auror training at one of the best Academies in England. Draco finds Harry weird and confusing while Harry has a huge crush on the blonde. Will they make it out as friends, or maybe something more? Chaptered. COMPLETE!

It begins with a guy who couldn't take no for an answer at the night club, an interrupting old couple in the middle, and a voyeuristic Santana near the end.

Written for a prompt on Tumblr. (Prompt inside) Adam and Kurt are in an established relationship when they ask Sebastian to join them in a Triad. Sebastian is than given the chance to love and be loved in return. Something he never thought he would have with one person let alone two.

After years of bedroom boredom with Missionary Mike, can Bella find the sexual salvation she's seeking in the arms of campus hottie, Edward Cullen?

AU Blaine Anderson is cruel, hard, unforgiving and abused, and the only thing that brings light to his life is a boy that can't even see it. BadBoy!Blaine Blind!Kurt written for Warblerinfections. M for language, SC and violence.

Kurt and Sebastian start talking through an online chatroom, not realizing it's the other. They develop a friendship that starts to lead into more, at which point Kurt has to decide what to do with Blaine.

Pregnant!BP!Blaine. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT, DON'T READ THIS. His hormones are a little overwhelming, and he can't sort it out quite like Kurt can.

Blaine and Sam have a heart-to-heart about their feelings for each other. Written/posted just prior to the airing of "Guilty Pleasures."

Edward's life used to be perfect. A pretty girl with big brown eyes told him she loved him and made him believe she'd be his forever. Now his life sucks. That girl got on a bus and never looked back. Maybe he should have asked her to stay. He won't make that mistake again.

Dean Thomas and Harry Potter start a leisure business for wizards that specializes in giving tours of muggle London. Everything goes well until they receive a booking neither one of them wants to take. Harry embarks upon what he suspects will be the worst trip of his life. Contains mature language and sexual content. Cover art by Aladdinboy.

Bella is a lonely girl with an unusual talent - she can hear dead people. When she moves into a new apartment, her hot new neighbour's dearly departed mother immediately starts to matchmake. **Repost** OOC AU M AH for language. COMPLETE

Change. Bella is not a fan of change. It always seems to bring negative situations her way. However, an inevitable change comes to Forks High School. And it's in the form of a tall boy-man with reddish-brownish hair and greenish-blueish eyes. NOW IN EPOV!

It was always assumed that if Kurt and Blaine were to split, Blaine would inevitably return to Dalton. No one expected Kurt to be the one to leave McKinley. Then again, no one expected Kurt to find an ally in Sebastian Smythe either. Kurtbastian.

Harry's house is trying to kill him, and only one person can help him: pity it's Draco Malfoy. EWE, written for 2012 HD Holidays.

Harry and Draco have discovered their feelings for each other. Now they must decide whether to keep their relationship a secret or share it with the world. Starts 20 minutes after the conclusion of Part 1 and takes them through the end of their 8th year at Hogwarts. Non-canon Dark Mark backstory. Cover art by Aladdinboy.

An AU in which Kurt and Sebastian never met in high school. Instead, they meet at &brave—an up-and-coming online fashion company where Kurt is the new assistant slash blogger (one day he will figure out a better title), and Sebastian is the less than pleasant tech support guy.

When Kurt Hummel went to spy on the Dalton Academy Warblers, he did so half because Puck had been an ass and half because an all-boys prep school seemed like a different world. His transfer to the school gives him chances at things he never though he'd experience. Between the charming Blaine and the sexy Sebastian, Kurt's left with a choice and a relationship he never expected.

Kurt Hummel is a Chef de Cuisine with a tongue as sharp as his knife. But when the restaurant across the street finally opens, Kurt is confronted with an old culinary school rival - the always smiling and opera-singing Italian Chef Blaine Anderson and things are about to heat up faster than the average stove.

Kurt didn't know how it happened, or how he was supposed to react. So he allowed himself to lose in his emotions. With boypussy!Kurt & Puppy!Blaine

Sasuke glowered down at his book. There was no way Itachi didn't know. His asshole brother must have found out about how much Sasuke wanted Naruto. Or he wouldn't be flaunting his closeness to the blond so outrageously... SasuNaru Gift fic

Blaine has done the unforgivable, and Kurt Hummel is making some changes in his life. David Karofsky has done the unbelievable, and Sebastian Smythe has miscalculated.

Kurt meets Sebastian in a club in New York and sparks fly

The Skanks are pretty well known around Scandals, despite it being a gay club. But when Kurts ideal to visit Scandals turns something more, things get a little steamy for the Skank.

Sasuke believes that a little thing like marriage should never get in the way of a perfect relationship. Unfortunately for him, not everyone agrees. NaruSasu AU

Series of random minifics from the Teamwork universe. Main pairing NaruSasuSaku, other pairings, other POVs, might not follow Teamwork canon.

Sequel to 'Sting; gkm prompt fill: Sebastian likes challenges, always has and always will. Kurt Hummel is a challenge. In the words of Barney Stinson: challenge accepted. Kurbastian, rated M for a reason!

One good turn always deserves another. Apparently. Epilogue compliant/AU. HPDM slash but some canon het along the way. Please trust me - I promise the epilogue will not bite you.

The Cadwello family hurt Kurt. Blaine takes care of him, and takes care of business. After all, if he didn't respond to them, what kind of man would he be? Not one at all. They need to understand that they can't touch Kurt, or what they have. Mafia!Blaine

Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Commander Spock are hereby charged with negligence and wanton misconduct due to their emotional compromise with each other.

He'd heard the name Spock mentioned once or twice, or enough times that Jim had started to wonder why they didn't just replace the Zefram Cochrane statue out in front of the Academy grounds with a Spock one. Of course he had. Who hadn't?

Planning the Quidditch World Cup Gala is not new to Draco Malfoy. This time around he's been given the QWC Liaison to make the work easier: Harry Potter. Draco seriously believes Potter has it in for him - and he does - just not the way Draco believes...

Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*

AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.

Bella has liked Edward for years, but he's never even looked her way. Just when she gives up and begins to fall for one of his best friends, things change. AH, lots of angst, lemons.

Kurt just wants to teach Blaine how to bake. Blaine just wants Kurt to stop licking the cake batter out of the bowl. The teasing is too much. Is this revenge for all of his eyesex? Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.

Nymphomania: An abnormally excessive and uncontrollable sexual desire in women. Bella makes an interesting first impression on Edward.

Blaine doesn't like to break the rules, at all. Kurt doesn't want to break the rules, but he at least wants to have fun. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, Harry Potter pickup lines!:::

It’s been four years since the Battle of Hogwarts, and Draco Malfoy has resided to a quiet, lonely life in muggle London. Of course, Harry Potter is bound to come around and stir things up… HP/DM, EWE. Slash - don't like, don't read!

When Halloween coincides with shore leave on Earth, Kirk's husband and son indulge his illogical love of the holiday. Come nightfall, things that go bump in the night have Kirk on alert. Someone's following him. Warning: Mature content.

It was Harry who got Malfoy out of Azkaban. Now Malfoy's most defiantly up to something, a potion that can supposedly find soul mates, with 100% accuracy. Harry has to investigate the potion, but what will he find? DM/HP, EWE

Bella, or Cupid, as the world knows her, has always dedicated her time to spreading love throughout the world. What happens when the man who she's decided to help, turns out to me more than a regular mark.

Sasuke obsessing over Naruto's ass. sasunaru

Edward and Bella meet one cloudy May morning at their neighborhood coffee bar. Little do they know that they have actually been conversing for several months under assumed names. Collaboration between CPW and FLB11. M for language and lemony goodness.

Eight ordinary people blinded by love, connected to each other though they're strangers. Yaoi, yuri, het. Multiple pairings. AU. Disclaimer in my profile.

K/S PWP. AU. Arriving late at his apartment, Commander Spock is greeted by a rather disgruntled lover. A few kisses and all is forgiven, however, as things gets hot and heavy the pair is interrupted. Jim is not pleased, but he rolls well with the punches.

This is the sequel to The Path We Chose. It does not stand alone. The continuation of Edward and Bella's story. Self-aware teens forced to grow up quickly. AH,AU Canon couples, Slight OOC Renee very OOC Rated M for language and lemonadey sexual content

I don't expect my boyfriend to make some grand speech saying he promises to love me every single day of forever. Just that he loves me. And maybe the forever part. If he wants to add the 'every single day' line, I wouldn't be opposed. AH. O/S for FGB.

As far as human experiences were concerned, Buzz thought this was as good a place to start as any. He was curious about it for one, and for another.../Yaoi, twoshot. For SasuNaruForever17. Disclaimer in my profile.

Or...Jim's bedroom eyes, Spock's growling and the need to be all possessive and domineering and Vulcany, the conveniently aquired bed and pillow,a bit of wall action,and hell,why not a bit of K/S while we're at it eh? Plot? What's that?

HPDM slash. Harry decides to do something about the mistreatment of Slytherins in Hogwarts after the war. He could have chosen easier tasks. Such as climbing Mount Everest. COMPLETE.

When Sasuke's wife divorces him, and leaves him their children, it's up to him to get a nanny. But nobody is right for the job. Except for this blonde, who refuses to leave his property until he gets the job. What's Sasuke to do?

Bella is on her way home from a disastrous meeting with her newly ex-fiancés parents. What happens when she slams head-on into a beautiful stranger’s car and finds herself stranded? Will she be able to get past her jaded life and trust the stranger? E X B

Spock joins Starfleet to explore his human side, and in his search he finds...Jim Kirk, the very definition of Human. Spirk, pre-slash, slash. Academy days and beyond. WIP.

Bella meets World War II Navy Pilot Edward at a USO dance and starts to fall in love immediately. Two weeks later, and one wedding later, they are facing long term separation as he ships off to the front. Can Bella stay strong with him so far away?

Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D

The world has been crippled by a plague that disintegrates both the human body and mind. With a rapidly diminishing human population, two opposing leaders rush to find the cure and the answer, to the virus and themselves. SasuNaru, zombie AU

Sasuke doesn't need his family. All he needs is Naruto. NaruSasu, yaoi, lemon.

It was wrong. It was dark. Everyone knows those are the best criteria when engaging in something forbidden. Besides, it felt good. Yaoi, lemon. Disclaimer in my profile.Dudley/Harry.

AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.

All he'd wanted was a shampoo and some gossip from his hairstylist, but the gorgeous temp working in the salon was too fine to resist. Yaoi, NaruSasu, lemon, oneshot. Giftfic for Stellar-TheFanGirl. Disclaimer in my profile.

Written for LJ’s STXI Kink Meme. When Pon Farr strikes, Kirk uses it to his advantage and leads Spock on a wild chase throughout the Enterprise. An unimpressed McCoy is caught in the middle of it all. Kirk/Spock.

Harry is tasked with bringing American convert Draco back to the Ministry for questioning and possibly imprisonment. But the moment he sees the Slytherin again, Harry begins to have doubts as to whether or not he can. Explicit content warning.

Itachi on stormy weather, fatalism, and Uzumaki Naruto. But not necessarily in that order. Itachi/Naruto.

Edward Cullen is a painfully shy intellectual desperately in love with his quiet, beautiful classmate Bella Swan. Slight Twilight Parody. Originally written for The Sexy Edward Contest. Expanded from one-shot to novella. RATED M. AU/AH/OOC. EPOV/BPOV.

Will hilarity and hijinks break out when The Cullen Family host a Halloween party to get to know their new neighbors? Entry for the Things that go bump in the night contest A collab with nicnicd.

Kagome's life is torn apart, she's pushed into finishing the jewel without hast, her powers more mature, as is her heart, she sets out on a journey to finish what she accidentally started, with none other then our hero Sesshomaru.**COMPLETE**

AH "What are you doing this weekend?" Bella thinks she's got it all figured out...until her absent and intriguing lab partner Edward Cullen comes into the picture. A lot can change over the course of a single weekend. INCOMPLETE

The problem with living forever is...your secrets do too. In the year 2149, Ethan Powell moves to Forks and wonders just what the heck is going on with that Bella girl across the cafeteria. Mayhem ensues. This is probably the most peripheral Twilight fanfic ever. Give it a try, you might like it anyhow. Yes, the Cullens are in it.

As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.

AU, AH, pre-Twilight. Bella volunteers to give Renee some alone time with her new boyfriend and spend the summer in Forks. She doesn’t count on meeting Edward, the sexy and soulful musician. A one-shot written for the Summer SmutDown.

Harry finally finishes the Twilight series, and Draco throws him a party to celebrate. With everyone Polyjuiced as Twilight characters, will they find each other? H/D and other pairings. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

Collaboration with KatieBelleCullen - Manwhore Edward bets Emmett that he can remain abstinent for 40 days and nights;that was before the vixen Bella moved to Forks and set her sights on the delectable Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. M for EXTREME SMUT/PROFANITY

They had promised each other three years ago that whenever Naruto returned to Japan Sasuke would be right there waiting for him.

Edward is a personal trainer at the Y, and Bella is trying desperately to fit into the designer jeans Alice gave her. What will happen when Jasper recommends him to her? LEMONADE! B/E...seriously, SUCH sour lemonade, kids. READ AND REVIEW!

Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!

When Hermione Granger comes to them with a plan to raise funds for an important charity, Draco Malfoy thinks it's a wonderful idea. Harry Potter, on the other hand, isn't quite as sure.

After a traumatic experience as children, Edward and Bella have grown up. When their kidnapper returns, the childhood friends are kidnapped and held prisoner again. History repeats. AU/AH

Harry realizes he's made a mistake, but isn't sure how to fix it.

Bella did jump off the cliff to commit suicide and she succeeded, which made Edward go to the Italy to commit a vampire suicide. A different take on the afterlife. Edward and Bella fluff. Corny summary, I know. New Moon AU. ONE-SHOT!

New Moon AU. Edward returns home from Volterra to a wary Bella. Edward talks about his ugly past. Bella goes shooting. Racism themes.

In South Africa, the sticky juice of mistletoe berries is used as an adhesive to trap prey... LIGHTxL.

Draco is determined to live the last nine months of his life with no regrets. But when a series of unfortunate events exposes his innermost ambitions to Harry Potter’s eyes, he might find that facing his imminent death is not so easy after all. HPDM

Harry wonders why he can't stop thinking about a certain blond; Draco wonders why he's been doomed to fall for a straight Gryffindor. A one-shot romance. Sweet and fluffy with humor thrown throughout. SLASH! EDITED 8/29/11

Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.

At Bella's birthday party in "New Moon", Jasper tries to kill her when she cuts herself, and succeeds. The aftermath, as her death tears Edward, Jasper, and the entire Cullen family apart. JASPER FIC. Compass Points series.

Sequel to Good Morning Bella! Read first if you haven't! Alice throws Bella an unexpected Party. Emmett insists that Bella needs to loosen up to have fun, and he knows just what to give her to make it happen!

Sasuke's finally decided on his chosen mate, and he pursues him with the same ruthless determination he does everything else. Unfortunately, it's all too subtle for Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke.

Instead of feeling infuriated by Emmett's taunting, Bella feels...challenged? One-shot.

And to think, Naruto had once considered arrest to be a bad thing... SasukexNaruto. Lime. One-shot.

A more grown up Breaking Dawn. Bella and Edward become closer as the wedding nears. When she's finally changed she gains a power that helps her feed. Mixing themes from the Hamilton Vampire series. Not a crossover, AU. Very Mature, be warned!

I came down here to tell you... it rains in Heaven all day long. I want to find you so bad... and let you know I'm miserable up here without you. ::Edward/Bella:: ::oneshot::

Its hot. Its storming. Sasuke's irritated and Itachi knows how to soothe him. Oneshot. ItaSasu

Edward has a most unlikely fantasy fulfilled after Bella gets dirt inside the Volvo after a well-planned hike. Rated M cause I'm paranoid.

Parthenogenesis: Asexual form of reproduction that does not require fertilization. Kyuubi believes he has found his way out. Not your everyday Mpreg. SasuNaru.

The well was supposed to be stable. It was supposed to send her to Inuyasha. And it failed. Now, Kagome's even farther into the past and she must depend on a young Sesshoumaru, who has no idea of what their shared future holds. But neither does Kagome.

Deciding to do something different, Naruto goes to get his ear pierced. However, one look at his piercer has Naruto coming back for frequent visits. Sas/Naru COMPLETE, Language, M/M, Oneshot, Lemon

As the title implies, a cross-play with Sweet Home Alabama. Sasuke returns to his hometown to sever his ties with his old lover, only to find that he's not as out-of-love as he originally thought. NaruSasuNaru, One shot.

Sasuke's family left the big city for a peacful summer vacation. What they got was a town full of lively people and dark secrets. And a pack full of misfits with pasts darker than the town itself. SasuNaru NejiGaa ItaKyuu AU

You are Uchiha Sasuke, its time you teach the class everything you know about the very special 'uke'. Chap 2: You are Uzumaki Naruto, its time you helped save your kind, the uke, and warn them about the evil 'seme'. Yaoi and such.

Sasuke is sent to a mental hospital for treatment for his special condition. If the doctors and tests don't kill him, his fellow patients might. Except for a certain blondehaired boy...SasuNaruSasu eventually with some NejiShika. Rated for languagecontent

Naruto purchases the Uchiha compound and finds a new way to express his feelings towards his missing best friend. One-shot. SasuNaru Citrus Fruits.

Sesshoumaru has a problem, and stumbles upon someone who might be able to help. Loads of confusion and craziness follow. KagSess oneshot. Loads of fluff, and a smidge OOC.

«Part 2 out of 3» «One More Night» After all was said and done normality was all Sora wanted. But fate was out to show him that his ordeals were far from over. [RikuSora][AU][Side Pairings]

This is the result of reading too many HP Naruto crossovers…One Shot: where Sasuke & Naruto have an all out fight at Hogwarts while undercover. SasuNaruSasu

Au. When he told the bastard to loosen up he had never thought it would lead to this. Who knew what one little suggestion could do. SasuNaru [oneshot]

When there's too much work to do and tensions run high at the Arthur A. Devine publishing company, the miserable workers turn to Harry to...ease their boss' tension. RolePlaying and office sex ensue. HPDM, sex, Harry Potter puns amongst others

After a night of hot sex, Naruto finds a picture of... himself? Under Sasuke's pillow? Naruto's not about to let this opportunity to tease Sasuke pass, and Sasuke's revenge is all the more sweet and spiteful. Warning: SasuxNaru, Lemon, Slash

[AU]... A man walks into a bar... I've been watching too much stand up comedy. PG13 for sexual references in humor. BBxRae

When good boy Sasuke gets into a heated arguement with his father, he decides to do something drastic to get back at him. In comes Naruto and the gang, the bad boys of the school, who Sasuke starts hanging out with. SasuNaru, full summary inside

As partners, Sasuke and Naruto created one of the most powerful businesses in Japan. Now they have a chance to make it even stronger. But when their new business partner shows interest in Naruto, will Sasuke be able to go through with it? AU Yaoi

[Slash, StanKyle] Stan feels awkward.

Postwar, postHogwarts: Harry and Draco meet up at a Ministry celebration, and wackiness ensues. Pairing: HarryDraco

After the war, Harry deserves to relax and have a little fun. And who better to have fun with than Draco? HD slash. PWP fluff.

Naruto is a pet sitter that is called to take care of a little bunny rabbit by the name of Sasuke! Different verson of Sensitive Pornogragh!

Uber fluff and angsty stories of Sasuke and Naruto as a married couple. SasuNaru.　Mpreg starting from chapter 14.

Birthdays have nothing to do with it. RaitoRyuuzaki. Drabble. Random bordom I wrote. It really has no point. xD

Every Saturday, like clockwork, Raven watches Robin train and she lusts after his agile body. She stays hidden in the shadows but that's about to change. First lemon!

My name is Haruno Sakura, Konoha medicnin. I am the other woman. I am irresponsible, misguided. I am alone, and I accept it. [mentions of SasuNaru, part three of the broken trilogy, sequel to Irreparable]

Sugar highs, puppies and lovers' tiffs... It's just another ordinary day for Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto. A series of drabbles on their relationship with each other and the people around them. [sasunaru]

Beastboy and Raven are alone in the tower. Raven is feeling a bit “under the weather”. When Beastboy offers to make a run to the store for her, does he realize that he is offering to go Where No Man Has Gone Before? BBRae story

They've never really been friends, but after a dream, a movie, and a night out at a secret spot, Beast Boy and Raven are actually... friends. So why can't anyone understand that? Rated for language. NOW WITH BLOOPERS!

Kagome, now in college, discovers the tale of Sesshomaru and Rin. Grief can be a prison, but the bonds of love are not easily broken. What is the truth behind fairytales? [SessKag] [COMPLETE]

AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.

Sakura discovers that the relationship between Sasuke and Naruto runs deeper than friendship. Needless to say, she doesn't take this well. SasuNaru [Unofficially Complete] New poem means a new chapter

[Complete!] Raven was in a coma for ten years, and during that time the Teen Titans fell apart. Now Raven's woken up, and she's looking for her friends but what she finds might shock her, and bring about the end of mankind. [BBRae] [RobStar] [SladeArella]

Kagome needs to find something to fill her dull afternoons. What's better than creating games for her husband to play? [AU, adult content, one shots]

A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.