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Author has written 5 stories for Lord of the Rings.

Favorite Pairings:

Legolas/OC Draco/Hermione Artemis/Holly

Quotes and Songs:

"Dom's an idiot!" -Billy Boyd

"A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near. I can feel it!" -Legolas, Fellowship of the Ring

"There was also a strange elf clad in green and brown, Legolas..." -J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings:The Fellowship of the Ring

"Fool of a Took!" -Gandalf

"Why do you always have to look!" -Merry, The Return of the King

"The dwarf breathes so loud we could have shot him in the dark." -Haldir, Fellowship of the Ring

"That still counts as one!" -Gimli, The Return of the King

"The way is shut. It was made by those who are dead, and the dead keep it. The way is shut." -Legolas, at the Paths of the Dead

"Artemis, quiet!" -Butler, The Eternity Code "I beg your pardon!" -Artemis, The Eternity Code

"BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE!" -CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, The Pirates of the Caribbean

"You're not a eunuch, are you?" -Captain Jack Sparrow, The Pirates of the Caribbean "I practice three hours a day, so that when I meet a pirate, I can kill it!" -The oh so chivalrous Will Turner, The Pirates of the Caribbean

"I do not doubt him, just the reach of his arm." -Eomer, The Return of the King

"Bring me colander! Bring me fork!" -Dominic Monaghan's imitation of BK, Special Features of Special Edition FOTR

"The eye of the enemy is moving." -Legolas, The return of the King

"You can keep your fancy ales! And drink them by the flagon! But the only brew for the brave and true, comes from the Green Dragon!" -Merry and Pippin, The Return of the King

"I'll have no pointy elf outscoring me!" -Gimli, The Two Towers

"She needs to sort out her priorities." -Ron Weasley, The Sorcerer's Stone

"The cow in the meadow goes moo, the cow in the meadow goes moo. Then the farmer hits it on the head with a hammer and that's how we get hamburgers!" -Phoebe, Friends

"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shell be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken: The crownless again shall be king." -Bilbo, The Fellowship of the Ring, The Council of Elrond

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A Thread Of Innocence by Athena Linborn reviews
Fear and determination, are major factors in Hermione Grangers decision to keep the child of a liaison she can hardly remember. All is well, until five years later, the hated father of her child, walks back in to her life!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 137,541 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 8/22/2016 - Published: 11/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Traveler The Lord of the Rings by Captain Oblivious reviews
Begun long ago and maturing over seven years, this hopeless Mary Sue story grew into something halfway decent. A young girl named Riley learns what it means to succeed in life. Enjoy, R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 143,281 - Reviews: 1620 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 8/29/2002 - [Legolas, OC] Boromir - Complete
Whatsoever You Do by Dreamstrifer reviews
Nindariel is a shy, pretty elf. Haldir is an arrogant, cold Marchwarden. And Rumil has the perfect plan to bring the two together. HaldirOC, set before the books.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,751 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 1/7/2004 - Haldir - Complete
The Truth About Elves DISCONTINUED by Blue Kat reviews
The result of one man's imagination becomes another's reality with the death of a loved one. The roles of fantasy and reality have been reversed, creating both confusion and adventure in their wake. Discontinued as of June 06
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 120,400 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/24/2005 - Published: 8/11/2002 - Legolas - Complete
Rise and Die! by Fluff reviews
Draco and Hermione wake up one sunny morning just to discover that they're married, thanks to a crazy night of drinking. So they had a great night, but what about a great rest of their lives? Not if they can help it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,387 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Child's Atrocity by Fluff reviews
Several years after Hogwarts graduation, Draco and Hermione are horrified to find out that their third-year children are best friends. The worst part (or best, for the author’s plot need)? They’re both single parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,363 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 9/7/2004 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
My Best Friend's Wedding by Angel-Wing3 reviews
This fic is slightly based on the film, but it's definitely different. Hermione's best friend is getting married... What is she going to do about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,016 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/24/2003 - Published: 3/13/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Mirkwood Elf in Dumbledore's Court by Sun Queen reviews
Welcome to Hogwarts. Please check your bow, your arrows and your knives at the gate, and try to refrain from drastically screwing up the universe. Enjoy your stay...lookie! New chapter!
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,753 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/4/2002 - Published: 3/24/2002
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Dancing With the Balrog reviews
The Ring of Power has been destroyed and the Fellowship has ended. Though Legolas and Enellewyn are in for another adventure! While staying in the kingdom of Gondor, Legolas meets another elf. This is all well and good but Enellewyn still has feelings for
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,392 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Legolas
Me, The Fellowship, And I reviews
Thranduil sends Enellewyn and Legolas to Rivendell as Messengers. The pair of friends join the Fellowship. But what happens when Enellewyn suddenly has new feelings for Legolas? Sequel to Me And My Best Friend's Wedding!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,842 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 1/22/2005 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Legolas
The Prince And The Pauper reviews
Legolas is fed up with the tiring demands that come w his royal title. Cerithrandil, a peasant that lives on the outskirts of Mirkwood, is tired of his family starving. When the two meet, they discover something very shocking. They look exactly alike!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,671 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2004 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Legolas
Songs with the Fellowship reviews
Sing songs with the fellowship! Sing new lyrics along with familiar tunes. Read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Legolas
Me and My Best Friend's Wedding reviews
Legolas and his childhood friend find out that they are to be married! And when they team up with Elrond's devilish sons, Elladan and Elrohir, mischief isn't far. How and will they succeed in sabatoging their own wedding? COMPLETE! SEQUEL is OUT!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,729 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/25/2004 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Legolas - Complete