Delusional Potato
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Poll: So, I wanted to change my pen name to something more pertaining to my personality and what I like. Either something about drawing, cartoons, villains, Discord, or being crazy in general. Out of these below, which do you like the best (or think fits me the best?) Poll will also close at the end of January, which is when I'll change my name. Vote Now!
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Joined 09-01-13, id: 5085376, Profile Updated: 12-31-14
Author has written 13 stories for My Little Pony, Pokémon, Doctor Who, and Phineas and Ferb.

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION: DEFEAT WRITER'S BLOCK AND FINISH MY CURRENT STORIES BEFORE SUMMER. Wish me luck, my fellow writers!

I HAVE AN OLD ACCOUNT UNDER THE NAME OF "CHAOTIC CUPCAKE" THAT I ABANDONED. IT WAS FORMED BACK IN 2012, PROVING THAT I HAVE BEEN ON A BIT LONGER THAN WHAT THIS PROFILE SAYS I WAS.

I decided to completely redo my profile. I was getting annoyed with how long it was.

Anyway, my name is Delusional Potato. You can call me DP or Potato. I'm just your average, fifteen-year-old (although I don't act my age. I can be very mature and responsible one moment, then childish and immature the next) girl who loves writing and drawing. Those two things are my lifeblood. I'm from southeastern USA, and I'm very proud of my heritage. Yes, I'm a proud southerner who supports the Second Amendment and thinks Obama should be impeached.

The reason for my username? Uh... Because I am sometimes slightly deluded and like to eat various forms of potatoes? I dunno. My mind was strange the day I came up with it.

Also, I am a slightly crazy fangirl. I tend to have crushes on various fantasy characters. You'd probably judge me severely if I told you who my current crush is. He's not human, I can tell you that much. Fine. I have an insane crush on Discord from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic! DON'T JUDGE MEEEEEEE! (This also explains my intense hatred of the other FiM characters, Fluttershy and Tirek. Go ahead and flame/boycott my stories all you want, but it won't change my mind. I'm allowed to hate what ever character I desire. If you can't accept that, then please leave me alone.) If you'd like to study the psychology of a fangirl, give me a PM. I'm sure you'll learn a lot, considering just how crazy I am. :3

With that being said, if you try to convince me to ship Fluttercord, Dislestia, etc, or shove it down my throat, you're just looking for a backhand to the face. Please leave me alone with that crap and let me have my fantasy. That's all I ask. It upsets me greatly to see a bunch of stories about Discord that constantly ship him with other females. I'm extremely emotional about it, so please leave me alone about it. Thank you.

I read all of my reviews and will always reply to a PM message, no matter what.

I am a proud Christian. None of my stories will contain sexuality or swearing. I find constant obsession with sex immature and plain sad, while swearing is also juvenile and unnecessary.

Although I may seem a little condescending, I'm actually quite fun and uh... Slightly psychotic. Just ask any of my Internet buddies. :3

Now, allow me to list my many fandoms.

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Favorite Mane Six: Applejack. It's saddening that everyone hates her.

Favorite Character Over All: Discord. Without a doubt. Of course, you knew that already, didn't you?

Least Favorite: I'll get a lot of hate for this, but I'd have to say Fluttershy. Tirek's right behind her.

Doctor Who

Favorite Doctor: Ten. But Eleven follows close behind.

Favorite Companion: Donna. I don't understand why so many people hate her.

Phineas and Ferb

Favorite Character: Either Perry or Doofenshmirtz. I honestly can't decide.

Least Favorite: Hmm... I don't really have one. Although Candace can get kinda annoying.

Pokémon

Favorite Pokémon: Kanto: Rapidash or Vaporeon. Johto: Houndour/Houndoom. Honenn: Absol or Wailord. Sinnoh: Luxray or the Chimchar family. Unova: Herdier or the Oshawatt family. Kalos: Mawlucha or Goodra.

Favorite Legendaries: Kanto: Mewtwo or Articuno. Johto: Suicune. Honenn: Rayquaza or Latias/Latios. Sinnoh: Dialga or Giratina. Unova: Reshiram. Kalos: Yvetal.

Mario

Favorite Character: Bowser Jr! I always play as him on Mario Kart!

Least Favorite: Don't really have one. Although Peach can be annoying with how she's always being kidnapped. Sheesh! Take self-defense classes, girl!

Maximum Ride*

Favorite Character: Max. In all honesty, she aspires me. Her leadership qualities is something to look up to, especially with the crap she goes through.

Least Favorite: Angel. Only because she's overrated.

Powerpuff Girls*

Favorite PPG: Blossom. Again, leader characters aspire me greatly.

Favorite Villain: Mojo Jojo. Then again, he's that type of character that's hard to hate.

Least Favorite PPG: Buttercup. Only because she's such a hothead and never thinks things through.

Least Favorite Villain: Princess Morebucks. Then again, bratty characters are hated by all.

Kirby*

Favorite Character: Probably King Dedede. Maybe because his blunt stupidity is hilarious. Although Meta Knight is right behind him!

Least Favorite: Don't have one.

Merlin

Favorite Character: I'd have to say the Great Dragon. His riddles were always challenging, yet surprisingly helpful to Merlin. Plus, his humor combined with wisdom was somewhat charming.

Least Favorite: I suppose King Uther. Honestly, he was a jerk of a king.

Spongebob Squarepants

Favorite Character: Plankton! He was always my favorite!

Least Favorite: Um... Mr. Krabs. Only because he's so greedy and manipulates others to get money.

*Minor Fandoms.

CURRENT UPDATES ON STORIES:

MY STORIES ARE CURRENTLY ON AN INDEFINITE HIATUS. I've been extremely unmotivated to write much of anything recently. I believe I'm going through what is called a "writer's block" at the moment.

Highest Priority: Chaos in the Closet.

Second Priority: To the Moon and Back II: Steal the Sun.

Lowest Priority: Father of the Century.

Info on collab updates are sketchy. I never know when my collab partners are going to update, or if I myself will even get the time to update when it's my turn. I tend to lose interest on collabs.

Speaking of which...

Collabs I take part in, but are on other people's story lists:

Chaos and Chaos with PureHope125.

Revenge of the Shadows with Neo Dragon X.

Cotton Candy Clouds with Ella Thropp.

Night Skies and Chocolate Milk with TheGhostArchAngel.

The Perfect Imperfect Couples with PureHope125.

Aaaaand... I think that's about it. If you'd like to know what my opinions are on ships and characters of any of the above fandoms, feel free to PM me and we can chat. Just to warn you though, certain characters and ships activate my fangirl rage, which is something you do NOT want to experience.

I always put this at the end of my reviews to encourage fellow writers. It's kinda becoming my catchphrase... Anyway, it's my advice to all writers: Keep writing!

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Robot Scootaloo by Alara Rogers reviews
When Scootaloo falls off her scooter and injures herself, Discord takes her back to his lab, turns her into a cyborg, and makes her watch bad fanfiction. Parody of "Robot Chicken", and technically kind of a crossover, but it crosses over with so many different things it doesn't make sense to put it in crossovers. Way more characters than fit in the character box.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,843 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Scootaloo, Discord
If You Came to Conquer by cleverpun0 reviews
Nightmare Moon won. She defeated Celestia, broke the Elements, banished the sun. This all happened a very long time ago. So long ago, that she has had plenty of time to change her mind. Of course, fixing our mistakes is never so simple, and never without consequences. Even with particularly potent help.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,012 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/19/2015 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Discord, Princess Celestia - Complete
Discord is My Big Daddy by floweredangel22 reviews
When Discord sacrifices himself to a dangerous portal that leads to the human world, he meets a mysterious child named Elena, who frees him from her own mother, who considers Discord dangerous to mankind. He soon discovers that using any bit of his magic can have disastrous results on Earth. Together, Elena and Discord evade Mother's forces and try to get Discord back home.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,053 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Fluttershy, Princess Celestia, Discord
The perfect imperfect couples by PureHope125 reviews
Second collab with Delusional Potato and a Beauty and the Beast parody. Trista and Macy are two average girls. When the rulers of Equestria and the Under-Realm offer them a chance to change their lives, they take it. Little do they know who they will be forced to live with. K plus for now. MLP and CreepyPasta crossover. Cover art me.
Crossover - X-overs & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,916 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 12/8/2014
An Arch Angel's hearthwarming by TheGhostArchAngel reviews
Friends and a princess gather in canterlot it is time for fun cheers love and joy... And mistletoe to?
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Discord, OC - Complete
Your life living with a villain of My Little Pony by Worldworks reviews
So you want to live with a villain in mlp just send me your Oc in a PM and which Villain he/she will live with. Side Villains are also welcomed in this story. All of the main villains are taken, sorry for any misunderstanding
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 11/20/2014
A delusional Hearth's warming by TheGhostArchAngel reviews
It's hearth warming for a couple and it is a very special day for them as well it's a happy holidays everyone
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Discord, OC - Complete
Night Skies and Chocolate Milk by TheGhostArchAngel reviews
Danyka Jinx and Leo Star are two very different fans of My Little Pony. One loves Discord, the other loves Luna. When they get a chance to meet the characters of their dreams, what sort of adventures will they encounter? (Collab with delusional potato also on delay for a little DP is sick and unknown when she will write)
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,010 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Discord, OC
Musical melodys by Bloody7851 reviews
Just a few songs I wrote you can use them with parts of your story and I have a them also for real characters,but you can still use them for you ocs I will also take request for songs for your ocs giving that you tell me a little about them it can be about any thing from romance and crushes to murders and killing.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Poetry - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013
Like Father Like Daughter by DarylWhoWinchester7 reviews
Discord may be The Lord of chaos, but besides Chaos, there's one thing he cares about; his beloved daughter, Screwball. And he'll go through any means necessary to keep her safe. From changelings to Princess Luna and Princess Celestia themselves. Rated T for slight violence and mild swearing. Takes place before Discord got turned into stone.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,227 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Discord, Screwball, OC
Luna and the Luma by Randomness Girl reviews
(ONE-SHOT) A sob. "Where are you, Mama?" a voice cried out. She halted. Who would be out here? Nopony could survive space, with the exception of few. She looked around for any life form that could be near. She nearly missed it. It almost blended in with the stars everywhere. It was a small yellow creature, who looked like a star with black eyes, and had a plush appearance.
Crossover - Mario & My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2014 - Luma, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
Cotton Candy Clouds by Violet Thropp reviews
After Tyrek is defeated a certain chimera wants revenge, along with two others. Collab with Delusional Potato!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 11/2/2014
Yellow Sorrow and Red Revenge by PureHope125 reviews
(PREVIEW) When Sunset Shimmer tries to commits suicide, she is rescued by Lord Tirek and he brings her back to Equestria. However, with anger still inside, they plan to kill Twilight. But...there's something new inside too. Tirek X Sunset Shimmer! Also features OCs later. T for mentions of death.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Sunset Shimmer
Doctor Discord (Discord X Reader 3) by PureHope125 reviews
When you become sick with the blue flu, your dragonquus boyfriend comes to make you better. But, how will he do that...? (Warning: FLUFF! Cute and adorable fluff!)
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2014 - Discord - Complete
Hardened Hearts: The Story of Queen Chrysalis by SummerSunset821 reviews
As I stood on the balcony as I looked upon my once beautiful kingdom, I felt a churning in my chest, a sagging of fury and regret...Love...what a disgusting thing when you see the costs. Rated T for some violence
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Princess Celestia, Queen Chrysalis, King Sombra, OC
Daddy Discord by Raven Jalorda reviews
Discord is free from his stony prison but as he rules Equstria he creates a little filly name Screwball
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2014
Chaos and Chaos by PureHope125 reviews
Airabella (left) is a loney princess forced into wedlock. Rachel (right) is a loney orphan forced into a life of thieving. When these two discover two chaotic genies, will they use them for good or evil...? A Disney Aladdin parody and collab with Desluional Potato. Cover art belongs to me! No stealing!
Crossover - X-overs & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,687 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 7/2/2014
The Tester by Dynomation reviews
When the world of Pokémon population has become to much, some must travel to a new world, and the Renegade to protect them.
Crossover - Pokémon & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,293 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Giratina, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
Revenge of the Shadows by Neo Dragon X reviews
King Sombra and Lord Darkrai, two of the darkest and most sinister villains ever to walk Equestria and Sinnoh, team up and come to extract their vengeance upon the Royal Sisters and the Legendary Brothers. When they kidnap the Princesses they love, Arceus and Giratina must team up with the Mane Six and Ash's Pikachu to get them back. A collab story with Delusional Potato.
Crossover - Pokémon & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,730 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 6/11/2014 - [Arceus, Princess Celestia] [Giratina, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon]
Discord's rescue mission (Discord X Reader) by PureHope125 reviews
Squeal to my first Discord X Reader. When you get kidnapped by the fire duo, Tirek and Sunset Shimmer, it's up to Discord, the main six and the princesses to save you. K plus for later violence. Plus, Tirek X Sunset Shimmer!
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,258 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Discord, Sunset Shimmer, Fluttershy, Princess Cadance/Princess Mi Amore Cadenza - Complete
Vallery and Discord by floweredangel22 reviews
Discord is happy that he finally understands the magic of friendship after the defeat of Tirek. The Mane 6 decide to move into their new castle while Discord creates a castle of his own. He's happy that he has Fluttershy and the others but he becomes lonely in the castle so the Mane 6 decide to find a pony who's willing to keep Discord company. Cover art by ChibiBug on DeviantArt!
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,725 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Complete
Discord Punches Twilight In The Face by Craine reviews
What happens when something crafted by a creature with no real care for material things is taken from him? Nopony else knew the answer either. But they found out. Oh... They found out.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,122 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Discord - Complete
The Torture of a LifeTime by MyLittlePonyTales reviews
Come along with Twilight and her friends as they set out on a quest to discover an old abandoned mansion on Halloween's Night. But what they don't know is an unexpected guest is waiting for them, as they journey through the mansion and become trapped and tortured by none other than Discord! Will they escape? Or be torn to pieces throughout this one long night. Find out!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,798 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Discord - Complete
Discord X Reader by PureHope125 reviews
Just a little something for my friend Desluional Potato for her birthday. Happy Early Birthday Gift! (Others can read it as well, of course!) Enjoy!
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Discord - Complete
Discords Tyranny by GothicPegasister reviews
Rated T/M for death, suicides, and gore. Discord has taken all of Equestria into his hands (well, claw and paw). Will a certain unicorn named Minty be able to save Equestria from becoming desolate? Or will she fall victim to his perilous deeds? I do not own anything of My Little Pony. I am 99.9% sure Minty is a character by me, but if not, I don t own her either.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,676 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 8/6/2014 - Complete
A Daring Proposal by badboylover24 reviews
I don't own anything, not even the picture; just the fanfic. This is a oneshot that takes place after Daring Don't.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Daring Do, Discord, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy - Complete
Do you want to be my companion? by MlpDwandmore23 reviews
Just a little thing I made up that is a Doctor Who version of Frozen's "Do you want to build a snowman?". I guess you can say it contains 9 x Rose and 10 x Rose. WARNING: This does not follow the episodes.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2014 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Origins of Spikecord by mimidiggz reviews
Every night Spike has wierd dreams that always haunt him. As things seem to disappear around ponyville and Spike being accused of convicting murder. Spike realized that he was possesed by the lord of chaos Discord! Discord is slowly controlling his body leaving Spike helpless. The only one to turn to now is Luna and Twilight. Will Spike be free of this madness?
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Spike, Discord, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Twilight Sparkle
Doctor Who? by Foxface115 reviews
Twilight Sparkle reads about the Time Lords, Daleks, and the time war. She thinks it's nice but fake. But we she comes face to face with a Dalek, and a strange pony, her life gets turned upside down.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,814 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Twilight Sparkle, Dr. Whooves
Why are They Howling at the Moon? by heyarnoldforeverandever reviews
A funny goofy one-fic about Discord. :D :D
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Discord - Complete
The Only One by MissGalactica reviews
Discord is back, and he is out for revenge! He has a new plan on how to take over Equestria, but to do that.. he will have to get rid of one baby dragon... (Yeah its not that good of a summary, but trust me when I say that the story is great! I am a big fan of Spike! He is just adorable! And I hope you all enjoy the story I wrote for him!) :)
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,769 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Spike, Discord
Reader x Discord: It's Your Turn by Brony at Heart reviews
I read the reviews for the previous story, and tried to save changes to it- but Google Chrome won't let me. So I'm reposting it right now. I'm sorry to anyone I offended, but I took out the "pegasisters only" thing. I just got yelled at on previous stories for not saying that on different websites and didn't want to get yelled at here! Reader x Discord, daughter Screwball, yea.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Complete
Discord's Good Deeds by panther23 reviews
Discord tries to prove to that he has reformed by doing good deeds all over Ponyville. But no matter what he does, everyone still thinks he's evil. That is until Sweetie Belle is in danger and Discord goes off to rescue her.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,738 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Discord, Fluttershy, Sweetie Belle - Complete
Carrot top's passion by Groovelikeabeaver reviews
The story of Carrot Top and how she discovered her love for gardening (this is just a quick thing I wrote for fun). One shot.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/2/2014
Discorded of my Own: The Adventures of Chaotic Collage by TraceandPoint reviews
While Discord was imprisoned in stone, he secretly created. 700 years ago, he created Chaotic Collage, or CC, his first living creation: a strange mare with powers like his! Right before he was frozen once again, he teleported CC to Equestria! Will she be able to make friends for the first time EVER & learn more about this new world? Rated KPLUS. No cussing/inappropriateness!
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,733 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Twilight Sparkle, Discord
The Camping Story by BlueTiger321 reviews
Parody of a SpongeBob SquarePants episode. Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie and Trixie all go on a camping trip, but things go awry when Trixie puts them in danger. What will happen to them when they're face-to-face with a ferocious beast?
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Trixie - Complete
Princess Cakestia by PureHope125 reviews
When Princess Celestia gets turned into a cake, she needs the help of Discord and Luna. But Discord has other plans... Based off TomSka's short "Cake"
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Princess Celestia, Discord, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Come Back to Me by A Rare Sight reviews
Takes place before Discords Reign of Chaos., A Young Discord and Celestia try to balance an Forbidden Relationship while dealing with the havoc of life., As a growing jealousy within Luna will push Discord to attempting the unthinkable., Love sometimes is never enough. Celesticord Fic.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Discord
Shadows of the Past by TheSupremeLeaderOfChaos reviews
Well, it was supposed to be a nice relaxing trip to Canterlot, but that NEVER happens, does it? Being sucked back in time is a wonderful way to top off your day isn't it? Wait a second. Did you just say your name was STARSWIRL the BEARDED! (Full summary inside! Enjoy reading!)
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,803 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia, Discord, OC
The True Power of Discord! by Lycans Are Gods Gift To Furrys reviews
Discord shows the princesses his true power
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Complete
Shadow Light by Lion3 reviews
Twilight Sparkle gives birth to King Sombra's foal, an Alicorn filly named Shadow Light. When the king returns and kidnaps his child from her mother, his true self fights for his body against a dark force. After escaping and meeting Discord, Shadow sets out to save her family. Will Discord's claim about her 'powers' save the day? Or will a daughter's courage reveal a father's love?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,831 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 3/14/2014 - [Twilight Sparkle, King Sombra]
For A Few Parties More by Alara Rogers reviews
Cheese Sandwich meets Discord. Nuff said.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Discord, Cheese Sandwich - Complete
Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle by Skittlesnducks reviews
Equestria fallen, the princesses abandoned, no one was safe from her. Celestia and Luna watched the world around them turn to chaos. the one they had taught and trusted had left their side. How had the new princess turned her back on the world?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Discord - Complete
Dealing with the Elements by A Scribbler reviews
When Freya is housesitting for her brony brother, the last thing she expects are six of his pony figures to transform into the real things! But how did they get there and why can't they get back? And who is this Discord guy that keeps trying to bargain with Freya? None of the answers are making sense, but is that the clue to solving the mystery? (The cover made by Nicolagirl XD)
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,488 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Discord - Complete
Discord's Carnival by Lady Mayflower reviews
At bedtime, we bring tales and fables for your greedy hearts. How they end depend on how you play your part; unfortunately, how you played your part has got you here! So keep your hooves and arms and legs and head about you at all times. Come on, come two, come all! You can't help but fall in Discord's carnival...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,920 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Twilight Sparkle, Discord, Pinkie Pie - Complete
So You Want To Be A Draconequus by Akumokagetsu reviews
Fluttershy wants to be a draconequus, so Discord teaches her how a proper draconequus should behave.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Fluttershy, Discord - Complete
The BronyCon Reevaluation by Supa Supa Bad Truly Mad Moves reviews
Oneshot. The gang is all dressed up and ready to go to a major My Little Pony convention, but they're not at all prepared for the terrifying truth about why Sheldon doesn't want to go.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,663 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Complete
To Many Discord's by Lycans Are Gods Gift To Furrys reviews
A short silly oneshot with Discord and the mirror pool
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Complete
Plan D by Kai the Brony reviews
When the CMC think they're out of ideas for earning their cutie marks, they think up one last brilliant plan: Wake up Discord. What could go wrong? Well, everything apparently. And with the Elements of Harmony stolen, it could be a long time before things are okay. But Discord has grown more clever than before. With his genius at play, things may never be the same.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,340 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Rarity, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Discord
The Forbidden Fruit by Intensityness reviews
Twilight Sparkle learns that her friend Applejack is very strict about a certain fruit, and if anyone is caught eating that fruit, they will suffer from consequences. Twilight Sparkle takes the risk.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Twilight Sparkle, Applejack - Complete
Twilight Is Doomed by Akumokagetsu reviews
Twilight Sparkle has faced down Nightmare Moon, Discord, Queen Chrysalis, enemies and problems galore. Finally, she has met her match. Duct tape.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Sick Day by Browneyedbagel reviews
Discord is convinced that while trapped stone he preserved a dangerous disease inside his body. Now that he's free again he's become convinced that those closest to him are at risk. *The pathogen 'Polmonite Spirituale' is just the phrase 'Pneumonia of the spirit' translated into Italian. Very big thanks to Daxn from FIMFiction for the correction on the term!
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Fluttershy, Discord, Screwball - Complete
Discord's First, Last and Only Friendship Report by Alara Rogers reviews
Somepony seems to have thought it would help Discord with staying on the straight and narrow if he were required to send Celestia reports on friendship, like Twilight Sparkle does. Somepony was plainly out of their mind.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Discord - Complete
The Rebirth of Chaos by TheOneTrickPony reviews
A daughter of chaos loses all hope in life. She tries her hardest, but she cannot find meaning in her existence. Until now. Not a clopfic. Rated K for now, but may change due to possible scenes of violence.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Trixie, Discord, Screwball
Rescue from the Changeling Hive by EKessler reviews
When Discord invited Princess Celestia to his new home, he believed he was going to introduce her to his daughter, Screwball. Instead, they both make a horrifying discovery, one which forces Discord to infiltrate the infamous Changeling Hive. Can Discord survive the changelings and rescue his beloved daughter from the clutches of Queen Chrysalis? Rated K for mild violence.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,072 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Princess Celestia, Discord, Screwball, Queen Chrysalis - Complete
Bowser and Pinkie's Super Bizarre Saga by Alkem reviews
Bowser's newest ploy to rule the Mushroom Kingdom ends up sending him and his troops to Equestria by mistake. After failing to conquer what he thought was Peach's castle, he frees a strange creature in a statue who decided to take control of his army. Now he must team up with a strange yappy pink thing in order to save her friends and get vengeance. This is their bizarre saga.
Crossover - Mario & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,303 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Bowser, Pinkie Pie
Who Else, But Discord? by Craine reviews
Being reformed means that many habits gained from an eternal existence have been removed. Be it forceful, or willing. Discord may be 'good', but he isn't dead. (A Discord-Dedication fic)
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Discord - Complete
Wario Writes a My Little Pony Fanfiction by Cannonbolt reviews
One day, Wario was watching TV when one of the commercials caught his eye. A writing contest was being held and the winner of the contest was to be rewarded 5,000 coins! Wario was not one to waste any time, for it was time for him to write the only thing he could write: a self-insert, third-person pony fanfic. His house burns down as a result.
Crossover - Mario & My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Complete
Super Apple Sisters by Phantom Fan 21 reviews
Applejack and Apple Bloom are send to an adventure to save Equestria and Princess Celestia from Discord. Along the way they met new enemies and discover new magic powers. Can they save Equestria and Princess Celestia or will Equestria will be doom in chaos? "ON HOLD"
Crossover - Mario & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,640 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Mario, Luigi, Applejack, Applebloom
Hush Now, Quiet Now by Elena Hurley reviews
Discord trying to comfort a baby Screwball in the early morning hours. Title basically gives away a lot. Cute little fluff one-shot. AU, or whatever other universe you have in mind.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Discord, Screwball - Complete
The Fourth Wall by rchcc122 reviews
In order to exact their revenge and control Equestria once and for all, Discord and Queen Chrysalis team up and banish the Mane 6 to a world completely disconnected to their world. Now trapped in the arcade, the Mane 6 must find a way to return to Equestria or let their beloved home turn to complete chaos and terror. - On Hiatus -
Crossover - My Little Pony & Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 12/7/2012
Discord's Daughter by Almost an Actress reviews
Screwball's father, the chaotic being Discord, has come back to life. At first, she's overjoyed. But then, she meets the kind-hearted stallion Crossbones. As her doubts about her "Daddy" begin to build up, her friendship with Crossbones blossoms into something more, and she is transported into Ponyville to live a "normal" life with Crossbones, she begins to question her very life.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Screwball, Princess Celestia
Love is in Bloom by Neo Dragon X reviews
Arceus is struggling to admit his feelings for Celestia. The alicorn, on the other hand, is waiting for a proposal that probalably won't come. Will Arceus muster the strength to admit his love and propose to Celestia? Or will the white Alicorn die from heartbreak because he dosen't love her?
Crossover - Pokémon & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Arceus, Princess Celestia - Complete
Doofen Derp by SuperElectrogirl98 reviews
A cute and random MLP/P&F crossover fic. Derpy Hooves the mailmare gets lost in a world of humans on her way to delivering a package. There, she runs into one of these humans literally . Turns out, he's just as curious for the existence of a pegasus as she is for the existence of a human.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Discord's New Plan by panther23 reviews
Discord has returned and has big plans for both the mane six and the Cutie Mark Crusaders.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,977 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Discord, Cutie Mark Crusaders - Complete
The Greatest INATOR Yet! by Agent Venom reviews
"At last! My Time-And-Relative-Dimensions-In-Space-INATOR is finished!" Probably the only Doctor Who/P&F crossover ever; it's just a oneshot- and totally innocent. Read and review!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/28/2011 - 10th Doctor, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Legendary Babies by Flipper Boid Skua reviews
The Legendaries as babies, children, and teens! With all the Legendaries out there, how did Arceus cope? Sucky summary but please R&R!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Arceus
The Invaders by Snake Staff reviews
McDonalds arrives in the Star Wars galaxy. What will happen? REVIEWS PLEASE
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2007 - E. Palpatine - Complete
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Chaos in the Closet reviews
Average teenage girl Cece Thompson lives a boring, repetitive life. However, her monotonous days are suddenly turned upside-down at the hands-... Er... Paw and claw of the spirit of chaos himself when he randomly appears in her closet one quiet night. Human OCxDiscord. May bash various Discord ships. T for violence and mild crude humor.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,732 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 11/8/2014 - [Discord, OC]
To the Moon and Back II: Steal the Sun reviews
Giratina and Luna face a new challenge in their peaceful lives: starting a family. However, all is not well in the pokémon world. As the Legendaries cope without the guidance of Arceus, an old enemy slowly makes his comeback. Who he targets next may ruin everything Giratina worked so hard for. Credit to Neo Dragon X for Selena. T for violence and mentions of a character death.
Crossover - Pokémon & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,316 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 9/26/2014 - [Giratina, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon] Discord, OC
The Adventures of Docord reviews
What happens when you cross a time lord with a chaos spirit? You get the tale of a time-traveling, bowtie-wearing draconequues, destined to save the world from destruction. Collab with floweredangel22.
Crossover - Doctor Who & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,170 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Discord, Dr. Whooves
Other Part of Me reviews
Amy Hansen isn't your average girl. In fact, she is anything but. In addition to her quirky and humourous personality, she also has dreams. Dreams of a particular pink horse named Pinkie Pie. Collab with SpartanShoes28.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Pinkie Pie
Father of the Century reviews
After being taunted by the snooty Filthy Rich and his daughter Diamond Tiara, Discord and his child Screwball decide to participate in the annual "Father of the Year" competition. But exactly how far will Discord go to win the award?
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Discord, Screwball, Diamond Tiara
Bad OCs in Equestria reviews
A bunch of fanmade OCs appear in Equestria. Unfortunately, they are not the good ones. Mocks various, overused OCs. Not to be taken seriously. Oneshot. K plus for mild violence.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, OC - Complete
Sombra's Nutty Nutella Adventure reviews
After overhearing a supposed rumor, King Sombra figures out what the secret weapon is to destroying the Crystal Heart. The only problem is that he has to keep himself from eating said weapon. Oneshot.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/11/2014 - King Sombra - Complete
Doofenshmirtz Becomes a Brony reviews
The Tri-State Area's most evil scientist has a dark secret, one that Perry unfortunately finds out about... Oneshot.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
My Little Mystery Dungeon reviews
When timid Vinyl Scratch finds an amnesiac Octavia washed up on the beach, the two are suddenly plunged into an adventure of a lifetime. Based off of the Pokémon Mystery Dungeon storyline. K plus for mild violence.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 133,857 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Vinyl Scratch, Octavia, Dr. Whooves - Complete
The Misadventures of Metalhead and Bella reviews
What happens when two unlikely ponies are forced to become neighbors? Insane adventures, that's what. Collab with Cutthroat Drummer. Mostly focuses on OCs, but has some main characters in it as well.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 8/20/2014 - OC
To the Moon and Back reviews
Giratina would never consider falling in love. However, when a beautiful "Rapidash" walks into his dreams one night, he's determined to find her and confess his feelings, even if it means giving up everything... GiratinaxLuna. Slight mentions of ArceusxCelestia. T for violence and a character death.
Crossover - Pokémon & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,155 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 5/24/2014 - [Giratina, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon] Shaymin, Discord - Complete
Dad's Deed reviews
Screwball falls critically ill to a dangerous disease. The only cure is miles and miles away, forcing Discord to go on a dangerous quest to save his only child. But with changelings, monsters, and rough terrain all in his way, can he save his daughter in time? K plus for mild violence in later chapters. K plus for mild violence and very mild crude humor.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,847 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Discord, Screwball, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Fluttershy - Complete
Cake reviews
When Celestia leaves her cake out in the open, she never expected a certain Alicorn and a certain Draconequus to have a pointless fight over who gets to eat it. Oneshot.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,421 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Discord - Complete
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