Kalimac
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Joined 12-24-03, id: 508651
Author has written 3 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Time for a profile re-vamp, simply because I am very, very bored. Alright, for your information, dear reader: my name is Cheery (yes, that is my real name. I have very odd parents) but the name I generally go by in cyber-space is Kalimac. I am nineteen years old, and I have just finished my first year studying Film Theory at the University of East Anglia.

When not at Uni, I live in a place called Norfolk, which is in the East of England for those who don't know, and it is very quiet and country-fied. My favourite fandoms are Lord of the Rings and Pirates of the Caribbean, and respectively my favourite characters are Gimli and Éowyn, Pintel and Ragetti.

My in-progress stories are:

Friday's Child-- a Lord of the Rings AU dealing with Gimli and Legolas in their younger years (currently dis-continued, but not abandoned).

Sleeping With Ghosts-- a story about the past, present and future of Pintel and Ragetti.

I hope you'll all check out my stories and leave nice reviews, and please look out for the fabulous stories and authors on my favourites list, because I can only dream to be as talented as they.

~Kalimac~

"Stomper leaped up. 'Oh Dragonbreth, Gilthorpial!' he yodeled, waving his cleaver around like a madman. He lunged at the nearest wraith with his unwieldy sword. 'Banzai!' he screamed. 'No quarter asked or given! Damn the Torpedoes!'" ~Bored of the Rings

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Cornfield Madness by Tavia reviews
We're back! In honor of On Stranger Tides, I offer you a new chapter in the cornfield, featuring popcorn, bickering, and responses to the recent movie. CONTAINS SPOILERS!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,630 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 11/11/2003
A Chance Occurrence in an Otherwise Normal Life by Amtamburo reviews
For years Jack has been trying to convince Ennis to build a life with him, but Ennis is scared to do it. Would that change if Ennis was suddenly able to hear what Jack and others around them thought when they see them together? Jack and Ennis are finally
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,263 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
Guidelines by Sailor Heva reviews
What events lead to Barbossa seizing control of The Black Pearl & Jack being marooned on the island? Chpt 6: Barbossa must deal with his strange new captain & a lovely lady while avoiding the authorities in Vera Cruz & looking for the key to the treasure.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,642 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Hector B., Capt. Jack Sparrow
During a journey in the dark by Thundera Tiger reviews
Join our favorite Fellowship heroes as they continue the journey of missing scenes and missing thoughts in Moria. Sequel to the story While the Ring went south... Chapter 6: The Fellowship jumps holes, casts stones, and herds cats.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 64,105 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 8/16/2003
Divergent Dreams by racchelle reviews
AU Sometimes Fate gives a little helping hand and sometimes it gives a big push. Ennis gets a big push and for once in his life, something comes to his hand easy. But knowing what he has and how to keep it may be harder than he thinks.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 135,505 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 4/23/2006
The Words Do Not Come by trascendenza reviews
An AU piece. Occurs in 1975. Attempts to answer the question of what would bring Ennis to Jack, instead of the other way around. COMPLETE.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,950 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Complete
Risen by Creejak reviews
Thoughts, musings, tales, and emotions, all building up over the course of ten years and then some…It’s enough to drive a man crazy. Some drabbles from the crew under Barbossa. Comments and critique welcome.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,471 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 12/4/2005
The Divine Accident of Life by CatsOnMars reviews
Jack finally got what he wanted from Ennis. What he would say to him now if he could.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Complete
Ashes, East Winds, Hope that Rises by ErinRua reviews
Through EOMER's eyes - the peril of Rohan, the duplicity of the Wormtongue, and the coming of hope to the Riddermark. Cast -Eomer, Aragorn, Theoden, Grima, Eowyn, Gimli, Legolas and several good horses. MITHRIL AWARD Finalist!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,557 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 12/3/2002 - Aragorn, Grima W.
Of Fire and Stars by Gecco reviews
A Gimli centric story. Ever wonder what Gimli was doing during the 'Hobbit'?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 251,486 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 5/31/2003 - Gimli
Marooned by Honorat reviews
COMPLETE. Jack and Elizabeth on the Island. A combination of movie novelization, deleted scenes and filler scenes. Everything from crabracing to phosphorescent seas to Jack telling stories.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,375 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Complete
Apples by The Amazing Maurice reviews
It seemed to Shadowfax that the only constants in his life were swords and apples. A crossover with The Lord of the Rings.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2004
The Mishappen Tales of Two Inept Pirates by Alteng reviews
A story about Pintel and Ragetti, just in case you didn't think that they escaped. I have plans for many chapters of this story, so please R&R, and I'll return the favor
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,110 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 2/19/2004
Love at Death's Eve by RumPie reviews
The night before their execution at the gallows, Ragetti has something he needs to tell his closest friend. Can Pintel accept what he hears? SLASH
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/8/2004
Atonement of Sins by Alteng reviews
Barbosa is dead, but things don't stop there for him. He must return to make atonements for his wrongs, but the higher ups have given him a little help for the job. Will he keep his sanity? Please, R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2004
Of Storms and Swords by Creejak reviews
Years and years ago, sails painted the horizon. However, the bleak walls of stone and cold steel bars were still a cage. Pirates were hanged, never dreamed about in such romantic and adventurous ways.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 12/9/2003
In search of a Winter’s Night by Visiblebones reviews
Pintel and Ragetti are separated before they fall to the gallows, Elizabeth doesn’t understand why they are acting so strangely afterward-Jack stops by for a visit and explains why…PintelRegetti much fluffy-ness & laaaav!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,452 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/26/2004 - Published: 2/23/2004
Of Hell by hereswith reviews
You know nothing of Hell! And maybe Jack didn't, but the crew of the Black Pearl did. Secret Santa fic for Biz.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/7/2004 - Complete
Ragetti and Pintel by Sus reviews
Ragetti and Pintel have escaped from the brig of the Dauntless. Where will they go? What will they do? Not slash, set just after the events of the movie.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/14/2003 - Published: 8/12/2003
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Sleeping With Ghosts reviews
Pintel and Ragetti seem like your average albeit slightly incompetent pirates. But we all know there's more to them than that. Chapter 5: The twosome meet, and we find out how Ragetti learnt to fight...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 9/30/2004
Feeling reviews
How must it feel, to be cursed? One shot. Complete.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Complete
Friday's Child reviews
AU- a party of Elves discover something very strange in their forest... Chapter three- tread carefully around the Elven King.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,933 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/7/2004 - Published: 12/25/2003 - Gimli, Legolas
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