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Weiss Reacts: Volume 3! by ElfCollaborator reviews
Our loveable heiress reacts to much more fanfiction, tropes, games and the like! Second Sequel to Weiss Reacts. Parody, crack, AU, OOC stuff, OCs, crossovers, and whatnot. Rated T for antics and insanity. RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth. Chapter: Kamen Rider Gaim, Part 2! "And you wonder why I hate him, Yang." NO RVB REQUESTS. Part of the Reactsverse.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 188,872 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 10/5 - Published: 10/7/2015 - [Weiss S., Ruby R.] Blake B., Yang X.L.
Corrin Reacts! by ElfCollaborator reviews
Our loveable half-dragon prince of two kingdoms reacts to fanfiction, games, tropes and other shenanigans. Hilarity (maybe) ensues! Rated T for shenanigans. Fire Emblem belongs to Nintendo. Chapter: Fire Emblem Fates, Part 2! "It seemed like a good idea at the time, alright?" AU, OOC, OC, crossover warning, absolute crack. Part of the Greater Reactsverse.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 153,483 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 10/5 - Published: 5/27/2016 - [Avatar/Corrin, Flora] Azura, Elise
Lucina Reacts! by ElfCollaborator reviews
Our loveable blue-haired adorably awesome princess discovers a magical book...of fanfiction. Hilarity (possibly) ensues! Rated T for shenanigans. Fire Emblem belongs to Nintendo. Chapter: An Important Announcement. AU, OOC, OC, crossover warning, absolute crack. Part of the Greater Reactsverse.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 231,931 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 11/6/2014 - [Avatar/Robin, Lucina] Chrom, Morgan
Cards Against Remnant by RexHeller reviews
RWBY and JNPR are bored. This is bad. So they're going to play Cards Against Remnant. What's the worst that could happen? Rated M because of Cards Against Humanity.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,161 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 1,187 - Updated: 10/10/2016 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
Winter Knight by Le MAO XXIII reviews
You know, Jaune could make a list of all the things that could possibly NEVER happen to him in his lifetime considering his luck with the ladies...having a pair of large breasts smothering his face was on that list. And yet, here he was. (A multi-chapter fic for a new ship, which I dub "Winter Knight"; AU from canon, with an OOC Winter.) (DISCONTINUED; TO BE REBOOTED!)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,944 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 9/30/2015 - [Jaune A., Winter S.] - Complete
What does Coco look like? by Enerjack reviews
The thought had crossed Fox's mind multiple times before. Something about Coco put him off from asking to touch her face, to feel her appearance. So one day, during class, he made a decision. CFVY Oneshot.(Now a full series of CFVY shenanigans)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,701 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/4/2016 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Team CFVY
Between a Rock and a Hard Place by Status-Endless reviews
Killing cute boys is more of a hobby for Neo. She wished more of her, ah, missions, involved stabbing a pretty boy clean through the heart. There's something about watching the life fade away from their beautiful eyes that makes her heart skip a beat. Stabbing, choking, burning… anything works! One-sided Neo/Fox.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/24/2016 - [Neo, Dew G.] Fox A. - Complete
Pheremone Dust: YARN version by Mr. Nobody or YARN reviews
inspired by a DA artwork done by Exvnir, and a few of his comment's conversations. Roman attacks a street vendor who sells a special variety of dust, the only problem aside from the robbery? the special dust is spilled directly on Jaune as he fends off Roman's attack. Little did jaune know how much of problem this would be. AU from "Jaune Arc's Pain", hilarity and shenanigans.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,560 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 4/2/2016 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Jaune A. - Complete
Don't Look Now by Status-Endless reviews
Team CFVY have a small discussion about Fox and his new companion.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/28/2016 - [Fox A., Neo] Team CFVY - Complete
A Game by Status-Endless reviews
He'd been blind from the moment he came into this world; as a result, his remaining senses were superb. The stranger is petite, judging from how light the footsteps were. And… a fan of ice cream? Fox could smell the faint scent of vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/25/2016 - Fox A., Neo - Complete
Roman's Grotto by TheLastSonata reviews
Roman doesn't do Christmas. It's just a scam to make corporations money, but if they were making profits, he wanted in. And if a grotto was going to have his name on it, it was going to be the best damn one in the entire city.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,824 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/25/2015 - Roman T., Neo - Complete
You Are Strong You Are Beautiful You Can Do Anything by ChrlySkwrlMfns reviews
Those were words she recited every morning to herself in the mirror. And now she has a chance to finally prove them true.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2015 - Velvet S., Fox A., Team CRDL, Yatsuhashi D. - Complete
Weiss Reacts: Volume 2! by ElfCollaborator reviews
Our loveable heiress reacts to even more fanfictions, tropes and antics. Sequel to Weiss Reacts. Parody, crack, AU, OOC stuff, OCs, crossovers, and whatnot. Rated T for antics and insanity. RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth. Chapter: The Harvest Festival Finale! "You underestimated us." As always, NO RVB REQUESTS. Part of the Reactsverse. Dedicated to Monty Oum. COMPLETE.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 354,148 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 10/21/2014 - [Weiss S., Ruby R.] Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Pyrrha(c) victory by The Rogue King reviews
A story revolving around Pyrrha's affections for her goofball of a leader, Jaune's total obliviousness and all the hijinks in between. And of course, the rest of the RWBY cast will be there to put in their own useless opinions.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,457 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 11/18/2013 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] - Complete
A Change of Heart by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
Finding herself devoid of employment after the events of Volume 2, Neo decides that she will change her ways, and enrol at Beacon Academy. The enrolling part, easy. The other... well, one out of two isn't bad, right?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,365 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 8/27/2015 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Neo - Complete
The Red Queen by Dravyn LeCrux reviews
Ruby's life was going great. But after jealousy rears it's ugly head, she finds herself alone. Betrayed by the other students in her grade, abandoned by her friends, and left to die at their very hands, Ruby must struggle to live and find her vengeance. With darkness growing in her heart, Ruby finds the power to take the shadows she previously fought, and make them her thorns.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 113,443 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 1,745 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Ruby R. - Complete
Jaune Arc's Revolution by Enerjack reviews
It started out as an innocent question; "How're you so quick on your feet, Ren?" Something so simple spiraled into chaos for poor Jaune Arc as he goes through the agonizing process of replicating the agility that Ren exhibits, a process found in something that no one would ever think of. Luckily for Jaune, his training in D.D.R. may also improve his chances with the ladies...not
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,936 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/10/2015 - Published: 6/14/2014
Those Precious Days Off by Mirror-of-Roses reviews
Beacon gives the students 30 days off. This is how team RWBY and JNPR spend those days. Incomplete, but leaving it as it is.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,638 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/4/2015 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
Pyrrha's Surprise by Silasea Tsunayoushi reviews
After a surprising lunchroom confession, Pyrrha takes it upon herself to get Jaune before anyone else does... With the help of Yang. (First story. Please don't burn me in the cleansing flames of hateful criticism.)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,308 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/14/2014 - [Pyrrha N., Jaune A.] Yang X.L. - Complete
Help by ghaaaaaaaaaa reviews
Pyrrha Nikos, as everyone knows, is strong. She kind, wise, and humble. She is someone who everyone can trust with their problems, and she will always lend a helping hand. But even the strongest need help sometimes. When Pyrrha finds herself with a problem of her own, she turns to none other than team RWBY.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,038 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Complete
The Sisters Arc by Tusk Act IV reviews
Jaune's sisters come to visit. Monty help them all. Warning: May contain random shifts in tone and writing style, fluff, and no smut whatsoever.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,996 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Ruby R., Blake B., Jaune A., Pyrrha N.
Weiss Reacts: Volume 1! by ElfCollaborator reviews
Our loveable heiress reacts to various fanfictions and the tropes within them. Rated T for themes, implications. Some crossover elements in later chapters. Parody, crack, OOCness of certain characters. RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth. RnR! Chapter: The Great Antic War Finale! "We'll break through the heavens and all that stands before us!" NOT TAKING RVB REQUESTS. COMPLETE.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 314,857 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] Yang X.L., Velvet S. - Complete
Hat Thief by Mirror-of-Roses reviews
Roman wakes up one morning and realizes his hat was taken during the night. Who took his beloved hat?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 9/17/2014 - Roman T., Mercury B., Emerald S., Neo - Complete
Our Day Off by Sock my Rock reviews
They had finally gotten a day off, and Mine was determined to use every minute of it. And yet the world seemed determined to impede her from spending time with Tatsumi that day. Light TatsumiXMine Fluff, Minor Spoilers for manga chapter 49.
Akame ga Kiru/アカメが斬る - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/1/2014 - [Tatsumi, Mine] - Complete
Between the Stars by The Flippant Writer reviews
A morose Jaune ponders why they fight, and Ren provides the answer.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Jaune A., L. Ren - Complete
A Proper Lady by AverageLucas reviews
This is a revision of my first story of the same name, it features a more in-character CC and is a bit longer. She didn't know when but somewhere she heard that Lelouch preferred proper ladies, with makeup and dresses. Oneshot set at the beginning of R2.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Lelouch L., C.C. - Complete
Thicker Than A Brick by AverageLucas reviews
Lelouch is thicker that a brick, so C.C has to spell it out for him.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,199 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - [C.C., Lelouch L.] - Complete
Eight to One by Kentethalion reviews
Weiss and Jaune look back on what they have lost in the little amount of time they have remaining together. WARNING - Sads ahead. So many, many sads ahead
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 117 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Weiss S., Jaune A. - Complete
What's in a Name? by Moczo reviews
Tired of the effort of choosing all the names for new teams at Beacon, Professor Ozpin acquires a new piece of software intended to make things a little easier on the staff. He probably should have done a little more window shopping first.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 131 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Ozpin, Glynda G., Roman T. - Complete
We Can't Tell Zero by Asukaforever92 reviews
Lelouch arrives at the Black Knights' mobile base and notices that his subordinates are acting oddly. Could it have something to do with a conversation he had the previous day with a certain witch? One-shot.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Lelouch L., C.C. - Complete
Never Wake A Sleeping Witch by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
“Zero-sama, sorry to bother you, but I’ve taken the liberty of spreading the news, and we’ve even begun making plans for the baby shower.” Lelouch, C.C., and the reason why you should do as the title of this story says.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/1/2009 - C.C., Lelouch L. - Complete
Status Report by koa-chan reviews
Zero is unhappy. C.C. gets interrogated. The Black Knights are eavesdropping. And Tamaki and Ohgi hid behind diapers. LelouchXCC
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Lelouch L., C.C. - Complete
The Truth Hurts by FireIceWindEarth reviews
Lelouch tells everyone how he REALLY feels about them. Oneshot
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Complete
The Queen's Seat by koa-chan reviews
The woman who sat in the Queen's seat is the same green-haired beauty who resides in the Emperor's room. LelouchXCC, a little peek on the reason behind the seating arrangements of the emperor and the witch.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Lelouch L., C.C. - Complete
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A Friendly Game reviews
Pyrrha receives a chess board from her parents. Jaune offers to play with her and the two make a small bet. Hilarity Ensues. "WHY IS EVERYTHING SETTLED BY A F**KING CHESS GAME NOW?"
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,472 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 6/3/2016 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Jaune A., Cinder F., Neo, Winter S. - Complete
Of Reeses and CinnaBuns reviews
A collection of loosely connected CFVY one/twoshots. Ships vary.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,490 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Velvet S., Fox A., Team CRDL, Yatsuhashi D.
Ten Little Hunters reviews
A killer sits among ten of our favorite RWBY characters. Can they survive the night trapped in a building with them? Can you find out who among them it is? Join us in our Ten Little Roosters inspired story and get your inner detective on!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/15/2015 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Weiss S., Blake B., Neptune V., Dr. B. Oobleck - Complete
No Fun reviews
It is Sunday and all throughout Beacon Academy, students are taking the time to enjoy themselves. One such student is Coco, who decides to use the day to play her favorite game with a certain teammate of hers.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Velvet S., Fox A., Team CRDL - Complete
Protégé reviews
Roman was having a decidedly bad day, courtesy of a certain girl in red. His day is about to change even more when he meets a particularly troublesome thief.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Roman T., Neo
Sick Day reviews
Coco catches a cold, Fox offers to stay with her. (Coco X Fox Oneshot)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/16/2014 - [Team CRDL, Fox A.] - Complete