Author has written 20 stories for Murder by Numbers, CSI, Harry Potter, King Kong, Dead Poets Society, Stargate: Atlantis, Jumper, Gundam Wing/AC, Criminal Minds, Tin Man, Star Trek: 2009, and Inception.
I'm crazy. Like...there's a padded room out there somewhere that is empty, and if you see any guys in white scientist coats...tell me to run. Nuff said.
"Yes, but why is the rum gone?"-Jack Sparrow from PoTC
"And I will never ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about the Sibbie."-Strong Bad from Homestarrunner
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."-Albert Einstein
"The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it."-George Bernard Shaw
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."-Napoleon Bonaparte
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."-Robbin Williams
"Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."-Saint Augustine
"Look at the size of that thing!"-Wedge Antilles from Star Wars
"Or a spa. And by the way, that's spelled S-P-A in any language."-David Hodges from CSI
"I mean, if I was ever going to buy a desk set... twice! I would probably buy this one, both times! In fact, its shape is rather aerodynamic isn't it? You can feel it. This desk set wants to fly! Todd? The world's first un-maned flying desk set! Oh my! Well, I wouldn't worry, you'll get another one next year."-Neil Perry from Dead Poets Society
"Why would I write a play for you? Isn't it obvious?"-Jack Driscoll from King Kong
"I made you a painting. I call it "Celebration." It's sexual and violent. I thought you might like it."-Todd Cleary from wedding crashers
"Sulu: Uh, I'm not sure what's wrong here...
Pike: Is the parking brake on?
Sulu: Uh, no sir. I'll figure it out
Spock: Have you disengaged the external inertial dampener?
Sulu: Embarrassed. Without looking at anyone, he punches in the correct sequence Ready for warp, sir."-scene from Star Trek XI (2009)
"Okay, people are dead."-Wade Wilson (deadpool) from x-men origins
I try not to post until I have completed the fic, but it happens sometimes. You can find full versions and more fanfics on my lj homepage.
Update 2010: So yeah, I caught h1n1 but didn't die (obviously). I'm currently obsessed with x-man origins simply because I have a strange attraction to annoying smart alecs. Also majorly obsessed with Star Trek xi, because of ZQ (who, as you know was my love from Heroes...he was a serial killer...and well, I am majoring in Criminal Justice). Also I love KU's McCoy...he can play Dr with me anytime. Anyways, so it's come to my attention that I'm old, I live in a place where it rains 24/7, and I have a year or two left in college. So I may be a bit busy, but I swear I will continue to write despite my occasional bursts of writers impotence (meaning I get great ideas, but can't keep the plot or writing up).