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Author has written 7 stories for Ranma, Harry Potter, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.

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December 11, 2013

I have been writing fiction for many years as a form of relaxation. My first foray into fan-fiction is in the Ranma universe, or at least the sick and twisted ruin of it that I will probably produce. I have several stories on the boil in this vein at the moment, but most are not ready for publishing. I much prefer to release a story only when it is either completely finished, or close to that, mainly because I personally find it really annoying when a good story, started years ago, stops half-way through because the author lost interest, died, got eaten by an alien, or any of the many perils that await the incautious wordsmith. Look under the bed, people! Landsharks are everywhere!

I believe that spelling, grammar, layout, things of that nature, are all as important to the story as the actual words. More so in some cases. Internal consistency is also critical. Many otherwise very good stories I have read over the years have been spoiled by a lack of attention to the details, which is a shame. These days it doesn't take much to run a spelling and grammar checker over your work. Personally I use LibreOffice at the moment, which while not perfect is pretty damn good for being completely free. The spell checker is a bit slow, especially when you drop a 300K word document on it, but it does work.

All this said, I'm not perfect by any means. I do make mistakes, although I do my best to catch them before posting anything. Proof-reading your work is critical. Even with the best intentions, unfortunately sometimes a typo slips through. I'm always happy to hear from someone who has found mistakes, especially if they point it out politely. One thing to note, I was educated in both Canada and the UK, so to US readers some words may seem misspelled. They're usually not, they're spelled correctly, unlike what you were taught in school :)

Many thanks for all the very nice reviews I got for Aftermath. It was the work of two evenings, seemingly coming from nowhere. I have found over the years that sometimes stories have a need to be written, the author is merely there to type them up and make sure the spelling is right. In much the same way people are a tool that cats use to open cat-food cans.

Other times they can be a real pain, lurking at the back of your head for months, reluctant to come out and play. Or half-way through you suddenly realise the story you're writing isn't the one you thought you were writing, which can be weird.

One more thing.

I'm not one of those people who get bent out of shape when the characters in a piece of fan-fiction behave out of character. That's half the fun of writing (or reading) fan fiction in the first place. I do appreciate someone who manages to write completely in-character characters, it's much harder than one might suppose. For some stories it's important, for some it's fun, and for some it just gets in the way. So please don't be offended if I drift away from what you believe is the correct way a character should behave. It's only a story.

I have started posting the first few chapters of the follow-on from Aftermath, which is much longer and more of a real story, currently 13 chapters and about 51K words. I hope it meets with approval, but as I said it's mainly for my own enjoyment. I'm sure some people will like it, some will just go 'meh', and some will hate it to the depths of their shrivelled blackened souls. I would obviously prefer to have more of the first category than either of the other two, but...

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December 21, 2013

Thanks very much to everyone who has read and commented on Aftermath and Desperately Seeking Ranma. The comments and reviews are much appreciated.

The latter is currently at 17 chapters and 81K words, which is 165 A4 pages in 12 point Open Sans font! In the format of a paperback, this works out to about 300 pages, which is a decent novel length. There are probably at least four to five more chapters to go, I would expect it to end up at about 125K words in length or so. Progress will slow for a while due to Christmas, New Year, and family. And work. And the weather.

It's interesting to see that judging by the traffic statistics, approximately 42% of the visitors who read the first chapter seem to go on to read the rest. At least the numbers are about that proportion, although for some reason certain chapters get considerably higher visitor stats. For example chapter 9 has more visitors than the chapters either side of it. No idea why.

I've got a couple more stories half-done for the Ranma universe, one is around 40K words at the moment, the other is nearly 270K words and only half done. This will probably be split into three books in the end, at the moment it is one huge document of nearly a megabyte in size, 524 A4 pages so far. The big one I started writing about six months ago when I was at a bit of a loose end and it just kept getting longer. When I'm finished I will have to go back and edit it down a bit :)

One of the problems I found is that I kept having ideas that could lead in more than one direction. Since I'm reluctant to abandon one for the other, I sometimes reuse basic concepts in different stories, so people might find something in later work that is slightly reminiscent of something in an earlier one. Hopefully no one will mind. The large story is actually the first one I started writing as a Ranma fanfic, a couple of concepts from it spawned the sequel to Aftermath. I don't intend to publish it until it's finished.

It's always difficult to come up with genuinely new ideas in a fanfic universe, especially one that is both as rich and and as mature as the Ranma one. Practically every idea that could be come up with has already been tried, often more than once. Hopefully, even when I have managed to invent something several others have previously invented I can at least handle it in a different and with any luck entertaining manner.

Oh yes, Desperately Seeking Ranma isn't meant, or at least wasn't originally intended, to be a full blown anime crossover. So there will probably not be any interaction between certain groups of partially dressed schoolgirls with too much magic except where it's needed. Or funny.

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November 3, 2014

After some experimentation and comments from readers, I have placed the character list for Desperately seeking Ranma here:


It contains spoilers for the story, which may possibly interfere with your enjoyment, such as it is, of the tale, so be warned! You can't unread it...

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August 14, 2015

Been a while...

Too many things to do, but life goes on. Desperately Seeking Ranma is now well over a million words, close to 1.2 million with the prequels, which now number four, all of which is so vastly past anything I every expected to end up with I can scarcely believe it. Yet there is so much more to go.

Enormous thanks and appreciation to everyone who has read, enjoyed, and commented on the story so far. There is a significant amount of brand loyalty going on :)

Hopefully I can continue to be of some amusement value to everyone for some time to come. It's amused me as much to write it as it apparently does others to read it.

I also note with some shock that the reader 'KitsuneHerikawa' has gone to the trouble of creating a wiki for the DSR series, which is far above and beyond the call of duty. I'm impressed speechless by it. And kind of pleased. It's found at sisterhood-of-doom dot wikia dot com

In addition the first bit of fan art for the story (and quite possibly the only bit of fan art for the story) was done by another reader, tommygunner70. It can be found at tommygunner70 dot deviantart dot com

Again, I'm very impressed and pleased.

(sorry about the link obfuscation, there seems to be no way to consistently put good links even into a profile anymore for some annoying reason.)

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November 22, 2016

Been a really long while, hmm?

I didn't expect to have a six month hiatus, I have to admit!

I must apologise for it. Life got rather complicated for more reasons than I can go into here, nothing phenomenally serious, just lots of little things that all added up to taking far too much of my time to allow for the sort of long thinking and writing periods that are needed for keeping a plot as complicated as the DSR one going. Once the momentum is interrupted, you take a surprisingly long time to get back into it, and if something else more important comes up right in the middle of that, well...

:( Annoying.

A couple of weeks turns into a month, then two, then before you know what's going on half a year has roared past in a cloud of dust leaving you blinking and wondering what happened.

But such is life.

So the end result is that I've let this drag on far too long without touching it very much. Not something I was planning on doing at all. I've been keeping my hand in with smaller projects, and adding to the half dozen chapters I was working on when I sort of got side-tracked, but I haven't quite finished any of them. I did manage to start half a dozen side stories as random ideas struck me and when I have an evening free, although whether I'll continue any of them beyond a chapter or two I don't know yet. That's what got me into this mess to start with :)

As I have said in the past, I fully intend to finish this story, for whatever value of finish is appropriate, and I will do so. It will just take a little longer than originally planned!

Before the ship of ambition foundered on the rocks of reality I was working on a good half dozen chapters covering some time to come in the DSR universe, with something like 100kwords written somewhat scattered amongst them. Soon, the ship of ambition will get salvaged, refloated, brought up to current nautical code, and sail off into the mists of creativity once more...

...This metaphor may have got away from me.

But what I mean is that I will, hopefully by Christmas if not sooner, restart things here. I can't promise to keep to that schedule exactly, and I can't promise to be able to keep up the pace at the rate I was running at a few months back due to work and other life based crap, but I'll see what I can do. I want to see where this goes as much as anyone!

I appreciate all the PMs and reviews asking me if I was OK. I am, life was complicated, not actually bad as such. Just annoying.

And I'm sorry that I told a few people by PM that I was going to post the next chapter more than a month ago then ran into more problems which made me miss that timescale. Like I said, annoying :)

With a little luck the annoyances will go off into a corner and sulk over the holiday period and into the new year allowing me to get back to the important things in life, ie spending far too much of my time writing silly stories for free for people I'll never meet!

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May 8, 2017

Hello, loyal minions!

Well, this is embarrassing.

Life. Who needs it :( Way too complicated.

What can I tell you?

Minor but tedious and time consuming medical issues, work related stuff, financial annoyances, family problems... You name it, I've had it.

Unfortunately, that takes the front seat, pushing the serious business of writing to the back seat, if not the trailer being towed behind the car.

Which got left at home.

With a flat.

Anyway, enough about me. How are you? Hope you're all doing reasonably well, so I can be mildly envious of people who know where their towels are :)

I do have some nearly finished chapters of DSR, two half finished ones for Xander sees an Aoyama (Ms) , and a couple of sketched outlines for some more short stories. As well as a mostly done second prequel for DSR, which slots in after The Fugitives and explains more of the backstory. I am attempting to get enough of my life together to finish one or more of these and resume updating on or about the one year(!) point of the unexpected hiatus I ended up with. So, around the end of this month, unless the universe takes another dump on me.

Hopefully it will refrain from doing so, it's getting annoying.

Peace be upon you all, keep smiling, and I'll be back. (That's in an Austrian accent, by the way, it makes it much more believeable)

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Desperately Seeking Ranma reviews
Ranma and Kasumi are missing, everyone is annoyed about it. Nabiki is doing her best, Akane is going slowly crazy (or at least crazier) and the parents are still idiots. (Chapter 54 onwards has a form of Sailor Moon crossover, which sort of just happened ;O ) See the DSR Wiki for more details, including spoilers if that doesn't bother you, at sisterhood-of-doom dot wikia dot com
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 98 - Words: 1,426,632 - Reviews: 2302 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Ranma, Nabiki, Kasumi, OC
Xander sees an Aoyama (Ms) reviews
Dimensional breaches bring weirder things than demons, on occasion. Xander meets one of them. His life will change as a result. Yet again, the poor young man finds himself in a bit over his head. (A possible eventually canon DSR side story)
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,638 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 186 - Published: 5/15/2016
It's Always The Quiet Ones reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 307 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
It All Started At The Museum reviews
How Aiko and the others began. No direct Neriman connection although it relates to 'Desperately Seeking Ranma' and the prequels.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,249 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/24/2015 - Complete
The Fugitives reviews
Ranma and Kasumi are on the run. Soon everyone will be looking for them. What to do? Start calling in favours, of course... (More backstory to Desperately Seeking Ranma, follows Aftermath)
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,737 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 90 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Kasumi, Ranma, Happosai - Complete
When Ranma Met Aiko (and Tamiko and Fumiko and Misaki) reviews
A flying martial artist lands in a park, with a demon, four magical girls, and a fountain. What's the worst that could happen? A short prequel to Desperately Seeking Ranma by way of Aftermath, which it leads into.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,581 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 72 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Complete
Aftermath reviews
The wedding has failed. Destruction and chaos abounds. Ranma is missing, everyone is arguing, and Kasumi is thinking.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,658 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Ranma, Kasumi - Complete