Lady Mari-chan
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Joined 12-24-03, id: 508897, Profile Updated: 02-26-14
Author has written 21 stories for Weiss Kreuz, Prince of Tennis, Star Wars, Yami no Matsuei, Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人, and Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人.

Hello everyone. I am Lady Mari-chan.

Most of my stories are in the parody and comedy genres, with a light touch of dark drama. Attack on Titan and Yami No Matsuei has taken over my plot bunnies, and I am currently hunting their hiding places down. Other areas include Prince of Tennis and Weiss Kreuz. I will saunter into other fandoms from time to time, or even original works.

Hope you enjoy my fics. Read on!!

A few notes:

NCS - Non Consensual Sex, ie rape.

Shounen Ai- Boys/Men's love. Implied, not always written.

Yaoi - Relationships of the sexual nature between Men. Or as my sister says. "Men sticking their "things" up other men's butts." Love ya sis!

Personal Quote: "Don't make me go Tsukiyono on your ass!"

Borrowed quote: "My sister writes Gay Porn!"

Hmm, anything else I will have to update later.

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A Forged Wedding by mistyhollowdrummer reviews
Modern AU, based off of the Japanese game: "I... Don't think I heard you right. What did you just ask me, Rivaille?" "I'm asking you to marry me for a month. How did you not hear me right?" (Rated M for later chapters, mentions of other pairings, some spoilers to the manga)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 201,889 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 1/3/2014 - [Eren Y., Levi] [Mikasa A., Armin A.] - Complete
Weapons of Mass Attraction by EggDropSoup reviews
In progress! Multi-Chapter Fic. If you want something bad enough, you gotta pull out all the stops. After all, it's all about how you play this game called love and no matter what you do, don't let yourself be the one to fall first.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,316 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 6/8/2012 - A. Tsuzuki, Hisoka K.
Where Do We Stand? by xStormDancerx reviews
Levi remembers his past life, involving Titans, his fellow comrades, and such. He is seventeen, and is in Japan for his high school career, still searching for his Eren, who hasn't turned up anywhere. But, finally, a new student shows up to Legion Corps High, and it is none other than Eren Jaeger! But, does the teen still remember? And does he hate Levi in this life? RIREN ERERI
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,172 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 10/23/2013
Blind Date by Daktasinsanity reviews
Eren is forced to a blind date. He didn't look forward to the awkwardness that was sure to follow when he had to break it to his date that he had to leave. He had played the whole scene in his head many times to get it right. He would be able to do this just as he had rehearsed. Sit down, tell them you are sorry to cut it short and walk out. Simple plan.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 151,107 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 11/8/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi] - Complete
Threads of a Fairy Tale by lunatrancy reviews
Fairytale based AU. Eren is the son to a poor farmer's wife. But a run-in with a cursed prince leaves him working as a slave in a palace. LevixEren/Ereri/Riren. Now rated M for some light smut in later chapters.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 88,114 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 10/20/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi] - Complete
The Right Person by Titanic-fanatic reviews
A stolen kiss from Eren throws everything into question for Levi. Having just lost his squad, and the woman he loved, why does he find himself going down to see the brat? First Ereri, implied Rivetra. Wanted to try a different take on the whole thing. Please let me know what you think!
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2014 - [Eren Y., Levi] - Complete
Revolt by TillThatTime reviews
Eren's head had fallen forward until it was brushing Levi's shoulder in front of him, and still Levi didn't move, transfixed by the way Eren's every word was coated in pure, unadulterated lust. "You know, I like you best when you're covered in their blood, you look like you were fucking made for it. Made for killing them and made for me."... Levi/Eren. Explicit SMUT.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,810 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/13/2014 - [Levi, Eren Y.] - Complete
One more stupid love song (I'll be sick) by Imanza reviews
Eren picks up the phone and lets his good-for-nothing ex-boyfriend know exactly what he thinks of him. Only he's got the wrong number.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/14/2014 - [Eren Y., Levi] - Complete
Titan Onesie by Himuro Miharu reviews
Eren is away at work while Levi is sick, and when he returns home that night he finds Levi curled up on the couch in a surprising outfit.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
Airports (are places where people go to die) by Adepta Sororitas reviews
It was coincidence—an isolated fluke in a river of routine—that they met: a runaway photographer dreaming of a better life and a jaded lawyer on his way back to an empty home. AU
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/4/2014 - [Levi, Eren Y.] - Complete
The Singularity by pachysandra reviews
In the ten hours they spend stuck on an airplane together, Eren learns to get over his embarrassment. (A half-naked Levi might just have something to do with it.)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,662 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/2/2014 - [Eren Y., Levi] - Complete
Curiosity Killed The Cat But Satisfaction Brought It Back by chibi-onna1 reviews
Eren is curious like a cat. He's as greedy as a cat. And he likes milk. Lots of it. One-shot Mike-Eren-Erwin. See author's notes inside.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Eren Y., Erwin Smith, Mike Z. - Complete
Heartbeat by Levaya Jade reviews
Levi knew and Eren didn't; They appeared different but their hearts beat just the same.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/6/2014 - [Eren Y., Levi] - Complete
Just a Little Longer by dearestxina reviews
Levi wakes up with no recollection of where he is when an unfamiliar man greets him with a warm morning and breakfast. What was going on? Where was he? Where was Eren?
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
Our Shared Dreams by XwinterstormX reviews
Eren constantly has dreams about his past life-only, he doesn't know it. He dreams also of a man named Levi, whom he's in love with, but doesn't realize it. One day, in his sophomore year of high school, a new teacher shows up-who looks exactly like Levi. **Set in the 21st century** Ereri/ Eren x Levi
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,837 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 9/15/2013
But It's Raining by GatesThistle reviews
Jean and Eren have car trouble. In the middle of the night. On an empty road. And it's raining. Modern/College AU
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/12/2014 - [Jean K., Marco B.] [Eren Y., Levi] - Complete
Club Tryst by SheWhoBringsDarkness reviews
Eren is just a guy trying to support his younger brother. When he loses his job suddenly, he lands another in a place he would have never expected…& ends up going much deeper than he ever intended. Shy is something Eren has never been, and while he would have believed that would lead to him taking his clothes off for cash, he certainly didn't see himself falling for a stripper...
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,869 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Eren Y., Levi A.
6 levels of badass by tumblinginksplots reviews
One fine morning Eren is accosted by a rather libidinous Levi. Turns out his favorite captain has been subjected to one of Hanji's never ending experiments, and this lustful Levi that's after his ass is only one of the 6 very different levis that's been unleashed out into the world. And somehow its all up to Eren to get them all back together again. (eren x levi)
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,472 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
Burlesque - A Reincarnation AU by izayathenightmare reviews
Paris, the city of romance. And Levi never expected to find Eren in a burlesque gentlemen's club in Moulin Rouge. Ereri smut, prostitution (kinda), past memories dreams. Yaoi, don't like, don't read.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Armin A., Eren Y., Levi A.
It's Just Kissing Practice by xXEmoAhogayXx reviews
Eren and Armin are having a practice kissing session. They tell themselves it's kissing practice, but what happens when they feel it's more than that? Smaller than a Oneshot. Eremin. Rated T for Shounen-Ai, Citrus scenes, and the fact that I wrote this half-asleep.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Complete
Library Rendezvous by Poisoned-Grace reviews
While Eren is looking for books to help with his battle skills in the library, he comes across Levi reading, unaware of his presence. He just can't keep his feelings to himself! Ereri, with Petra x Auruo cause I like them together :3 A few spoilers up to around episode 15. Enjoy :)
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Complete
We Knew by Poisoned-Grace reviews
"Squad Levi always knew there was something between their Corporal and Eren." Where the squad make a bet to see who can get the two together first. Ereri, slight Petra x Auruo mentioned. Kinda angsty at the end because of mentions of character deaths. SPOILERS up to episode 22. Enjoy :3
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Complete
Seasons by The Black Flamingo101 reviews
A bit of poetry from Hisoka's perspective. Enjoy!
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Hisoka K. - Complete
Always Lock the Door by xo Princess Lacey xo reviews
It's Katniss' birthday, and she and Peeta are finally ready to take the next step… but before they can get down and dirty, they're in for a whole series of awkward interruptions…
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Hisoka's New Best Friend by VNex reviews
A short one-shot about being able to find comfort in a friend while in the midst of chaos. Rated on the safe side.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Hisoka K.
Master by Jedi-lover reviews
Just a little Dark Luke story just in time for Halloween. Dark Luke is always sexy. If you like it please let me know!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
A Night of Horror: Kyushu Daily File 3 by EggDropSoup reviews
Complete! One-shot! Tsuzuki didn't expect their movie night to turn out like this...
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2011 - A. Tsuzuki, Hisoka K. - Complete
Shattered by Unclear Destiny reviews
These short shorts were really riding up, Hisoka thought to himself with a grimace as he shifted backstage. Damn stupid backwoods high school talent shows...How did he-Oh yeah. Tsuzuki.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Hisoka K., A. Tsuzuki
Dance for Two by Jade Cade reviews
Anything to see that sparkle of pure, unadulterated joy in those mesmerizing cerulean eyes. Gluhen. Mamoru x Nagi fluff
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Nagi N., Omi T. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Han! by I love dance reviews
It's Han Solo's birthday, and Leia and Luke are up to no good. Oneshot, humor, friendship.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Han S. - Complete
Facts of Life by funfan41 reviews
Han has a problem. Luke wants to help. Lando has the solution. Warning: slash. COMPLETED! Chapter 3 up!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/22/2005 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Luke S., Han S. - Complete
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Haircut reviews
Hanji decides to give Eren a haircut as an experiment. Implied Riren. No smut this time. Dedicated to Mistyhollowdrummer.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Eren Y., Levi, Hange Z. - Complete
Stuck in You reviews
Hanji's up to tricks again and when an experiment goes slightly awry, Levi finds himself stuck between a cock and a hard place. Yaoi, Boys with Boys. Levi X Eren.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,705 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/15/2014 - [Levi, Eren Y.] Hange Z., Erwin Smith - Complete
Passing the Class reviews
Third and final chapter of the "Tutoring Series". Eren goes to the last class of the semester, and after the final test he can go and relax with his friends. Levi uses some newfound information to help celebrate Eren's passing grade. Warning, LeviXEren Yaoi, BoysXBoys.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Levi A., Eren Y. - Complete
Making the Grade reviews
Sequel to Drawing a Blank. Levi's "tutoring" sessions have helped Eren improve his skills. After reading a paper Eren wrote, Levi decides to help him with his oral presentation. Warning: LeviXEren, ErenXLevi, Yaoi, Boys with Boys.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
Presents, Promises & Privacy reviews
Levi & Eren are together. Levi receives word that Erwin needs to meet with him, causing Eren to change his plans. Previous character death & injury in story history. Slight OOC. Set five years after manga and anime. Possible spoilers if you are not up to date with anime and manga. Rated M for later chapters with lots of fluff. Chapters may have additional warnings. Multi-chapter.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,425 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Levi A., Eren Y. - Complete
Drawing A Blank reviews
Eren's having trouble taking tests and Levi offers to tutor him. Warning: Yaoi, boys with boys. This story took 3rd place in the Shingeki no Kyojin BL Fanfic Extravaganza on Facebook!
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Levi A., Eren Y. - Complete
Reality of Death reviews
Every Shinigami goes through a death reality check at some point in their afterlife. Hisoka Kurosaki is about to experience his own.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,941 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Hisoka K., A. Tsuzuki - Complete
Oranges & Lemons reviews
While Tsuzuki and Hisoka are investigating a case, Hisoka is haunted by a reoccurring nightmare. Could his dreams be trying to tell him something about the case or is a more sinister plan working against them.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,546 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - A. Tsuzuki, Hisoka K. - Complete
Ask reviews
Han wants to ask Leia to marry him, but he needs to speak with Luke first. No slash, just silliness. Revised version.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Han S., Luke S.
Solo and Skywalker go for a walk in the park reviews
Han and Luke have a male bonding day, thrust upon them by their wives. What begins as a walk in the park becomes an all out wacky adventure when Luke loses a bet.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,711 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Han S., Luke S. - Complete
Condom Shopping reviews
Ryoma goes shopping for "supplies". Pairing Momo and Ryoma. Nothing explicit, I don't write smut. A nice slice of life off the courts. All characters aged up to legal age.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2004
Casting reviews
One Kid, One cat, One accident.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2004
Goodbye reviews
Ran's leaving & Omi's trying to find the right words to say goodbye. Written as a tribute to A-chan before I was aware that I was going with her to set her up.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Omi T., Aya/Ran F.
Chicago reviews
It's curtains up for the yearly high school play. Mayhem follows its cue, and its Weiss to the rescue. Parody of the Musical Chicago. AU - features Ouka.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,792 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Omi T., Youji K.
Dance Boys Dance reviews
When dance troupe members become targets of a murderer, its up to the Weiss Boys to stop the flow of blood. Will one of their own become the next target? Warning: Same Sex Faked Smooching.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,088 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2004 - Aya/Ran F., Omi T.
Marketing Weiss reviews
What if the Weiss boys made a live action movie? Read the story that sparked an online mailing list debate. Who would you cast?
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/15/2004 - Aya/Ran F., Youji K.
Omi's Clothing Crisis reviews
Don't let the title fool you! A day in the life of Tsukiyono Omi, with a twist
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/15/2004 - Omi T.
Kidnapped Revisited reviews
Omi's past pays him a visit--in a horrible, terrifying way. NCS, child abuse, Original bad guys, SPOILERS
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,411 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2003 - Omi T.
Tears aka Hold Me Now reviews
Not what you'd think....
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2003 - Omi T.
Reiki I reviews
A lack of sleep leads Omi to the arms of a teammate. Can Ran help?
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,958 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2003 - Omi T., Aya/Ran F.
Jazz Club reviews
Omi's 18th Birthday at a Jazz Club takes an interesting turn. Fun & Parody! Musical to Hiro Yuuki's "Crawl".
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2003 - Omi T.