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Joined 09-02-13, id: 5090885, Profile Updated: 02-08-16
Author has written 21 stories for Dance Central, Call of Duty, Super Smash Brothers, Sonic the Hedgehog, Avengers, and Mario.

Hey! I'm H0n3y.

I love writing. Even though I'm no good at it, I still try. I also enjoy cooking, drawing, dancing and living life to the fullest.

I have a deep, deep love for video games. Call of Duty, Dance Central, Legend of Zelda, you name it. I'm all about it.

If you wanna love me more than my fanfiction, my tumblr is right here. Come and follow me around, you adorable little stalker. (o‿o)

List of OC's:

Name: Schwanhild "Kuchen" Goldschmidt
Age:
17 or 18 (Sometimes depends on story)
DOB:
December 23, 1994
Family:
Emil Goldschmidt (Father), Doctor Amelia Goldschmidt (Mother, Deceased), Valentin Goldschmidt (Brother, Missing)
Appearance:
Black hair (in ponytail), blue side bangs, blue eyes, pale skin, slim figure
Likes:
Dubstep, Cocoa Puffs, orange juice (extra pulp), smoothies (preferably raspberry), Hi-Def, the color blue, doodling, coloring on the walls with crayons
Dislikes:
her father, violence, elephants, broken crayons

Name: Emil Goldschmidt
Age: 47
DOB:
June 6, 1966
Family:
Schwanhild "Kuchen" Goldschmidt (Daughter), Doctor Amelia Goldschmidt (Wife, Deceased), Valentin Goldschmidt (Son, Missing)
Appearance:
Short brown hair, solid green eyes, often seen in suit (without jacket)
Likes:
Murder, abusing Kuchen, drinking, working, his wife, seeing his daughter beg for mercy
Dislikes:
his daughter, getting his hands dirty, thinking of his wife, Hi-Def

Name: Doctor Amelia Goldschmidt
Age:
42 (Deceased)
DOB:
October 28, 1971
Family:
Schwanhild "Kuchen" Goldschmidt (Daughter), Emil Goldschmidt (Husband), Valentin Goldschmidt (Son, Missing)
Appearance:
long, black, waist-length hair, blue shining eyes, pale skin
Likes:
her family, reading, fast food, playing the flute, classical music
Dislikes:
working, being schizophrenic, loud noises

Name: Milz "Milly" RDBM (Richtofen-Dempsey-Belinski-Masaki)
Age: Depends on Story
DOB: Unknown (predicted to be on November 9)
Family: Doctor Edward Richtofen (Father), Tank Dempsey (Father), Nikolai Belinski (Father), Takeo Masaki (Father)
Appearance: short, brown hair, gray skin, bright yellow eyes, tiny
Likes: his fathers, brains, grocery shopping, exploring, poking dead things, blood-flavored lollipops
Dislikes: Samantha's constant control, seeing his father's in peril, his dreaded past, losing control
Category: Call of Duty: Zombies

Name: Lona Aries Modell
Age: 26
DOB: July 3, 1986
Family: Father (Deceased), Mother, Sister
Appearance: blonde hair (usually up in a bun, down to her waist line if down), slim, skinny, galaxy-like eyes, short side bangs that come just below her eyebrow
Likes: Tank Dempsey (her boyfriend), Milz, Richtofen, Takeo, Nikolai, talking with Richtofen, learning Japanese from Takeo, modeling, make-up, bright colors, sugar cookies, orange juice, the color pink
Dislikes: Samantha's constant control, breaking her heels, tripping, her modeling agent, being restricted on what she can eat, prunes, being unable to stop Samantha
Category: Call of Duty
Theme Song: Starry Eyed (Jakwob Remix) by Ellie Goulding

My writing may get awkward and boring from time to time, but bear with me.


Updates will be slow on my end, but I will attempt to update twice every two weeks. Until my computer issues are resolved, that is.

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Memories by CoDFicCentral reviews
Snippets from the trailers depicting the Black Ops III Zombies characters in the forest. I do not own any of these, for I am merely putting the trailers into better words (or just writing it).
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/19/2016 - Published: 11/8/2015 - Tank D., Dr. Richtofen, Takeo M., Nikolai B.
Sonic '06 Bloopers by ChaosGems reviews
It's 2006, and the Sonic crew is called to the stage to film a new Sonic game. A deadline needs to be met, gameplay and cutscenes need to be filmed, and there is plenty of fun, pranks, adventures, and mischief to be had. However, in a schedule run as tight as this, there are bound to be more than a few glitches in what is destined to be the worst Sonic game of the franchise. -STH-N
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,980 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Sonic, Shadow, Silver
It's What Friends Do by PixelsShattered reviews
The Specialists are an odd bunch. Each hailing from different backgrounds and walks of life, they have to learn to live together within Black Ops, Lazarus Base. Friendships are born, enemies are made, and maybe there's some room for romance too? This is one of the first stories featuring the Specialists, so that's cool. Maybe R&R?
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,397 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/23/2016 - Published: 1/3/2016 - Outrider, Prophet, Spectre, Firebreak
Let Them Eat Cake by Blacksteel1 reviews
The Widowmaker makes cake.
Overwatch - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/12/2016 - Published: 5/31/2016 - Amélie L./Widowmaker
Breakfast For Hanzo by GentleCabbage reviews
McCree can't believe Hanzo never had a hardy cowboy breakfast skillet. So McCree is determined to make him one. However some minor issues arise. (Some real cute McCree/Hanzo fluff)
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/3/2016
A Dangerous Game by TangoDown1800 reviews
Gideon has a problem. He's in love with you, but he hasn't told you. Then Specialist Donnie "Ruin" Walsh shows up and threatens any chance he may have with you. Will you have to choose between the two or will you have a little fun with both? *DISCLAIMER: The characters do not belong to me (of course) **reader insert
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,716 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 1/27/2016 - Gideon, Ilona, Jack M., Ruin - Complete
Crazy Things by Paemt141267 reviews
A love story based off the specialists of Black Ops 3. Mainly a Ruin and Outrider pairing. Rated M for language, violence and maybe a lemon or two. All input is appreciated, I welcome constructive criticism, and please enjoy my first attempt at a COD story.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2016 - Ruin, Outrider
Trust Barrier by CoDFicCentral reviews
A one-shot about Dempsey's time as Richtofen's test subject. Published in excitement for "The Giant" Zombies map on Black Ops III, being released tomorrow.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2015 - Tank D., Dr. Richtofen - Complete
Richtofen's Party by UglyTurnip reviews
Nazi Zombies Halloween-themed AU. Dempsey, Nikolai, and Takeo find themselves at a party thrown by their new neighbor. However, they soon find out that this is no ordinary party.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2015 - Tank D., Dr. Richtofen, Takeo M., Nikolai B.
Happy Birthday Sarsaland Princess by X-Princess Daisy Fan1-X reviews
It's Daisy's 26th birthday. Happy birthday, Princess Daisy. I'll never forget you.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2015 - Daisy - Complete
Tank's Rants by Mbissbinkola reviews
Tank is here in the current time. And he's fucking confused and has plenty to rant about. OTPs, Call of Duty Fanboys/Girls, Richtofen. You name it, he'll gladly rant about it.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Tank D.
You're Mine by GhostWalker10 reviews
Rorke always loved to dominate Keegan. After all, he did belong to him. Rorke/Keegan. Warning: Rape, strong language. Rated M. Don't like, don't read.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/28/2014
Lying by anacsadder reviews
A one-shot about an unhealthy relationship.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Waluigi, Wario
Everybody Breaks by misszelda3290 reviews
Logan's first day of torture after being kidnapped by Rorke. One-shot. Do we still use the fruit scale thing? If so, it's a lemon. M for obvious reasons: sexual scenes (non-con), violence, language. (I don't know how to properly choose genres, oops.)
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/26/2014 - L. Walker - Complete
What Might Have Been by houston180 reviews
After the interrogation, the fun really begins. Rorke/Hesh, Rorke/Logan, Hesh/Logan. PWP, graphic content.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2014 - L. Walker, D. Walker/Hesh - Complete
Striped Stockings by anacsadder reviews
Wario is grumpy after work. WARNING: Plotless Wa fluff.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Wario, Waluigi - Complete
Stray Treasure by anacsadder
Wario is torn over his bizarre roommate. Warning: Plotless fluff.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Wario, Waluigi - Complete
NZ: I Win by DestineyTot reviews
In which Dempsey and Richtofen engage in a card game and the winner gets to chose what happens if they win... Dempsey/Richtofen SLASH
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2011 - [Tank D., Dr. Richtofen] - Complete
Cereal by illusioneyes reviews
Cute little oneshot. Just how did Noodle and Murdoc get along when the band first started?
Gorillaz - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Murdoc N., Noodle - Complete
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Itty Bitty Zombies reviews
The Doctor stumbles across a baby zombie and takes it in.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 56,948 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/3/2016 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Tank D., Dr. Richtofen, Takeo M., Nikolai B.
A Real Kiss reviews
Spectre decides to show you his face. You and only you. (SpectrexReader)
Call of Duty - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/19/2016 - Spectre - Complete
Queen Koopa reviews
You and Bowser have been married for 6 months and these are the tales of your adventures so far. Bowser x Reader fanfic.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,081 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 7/4/2015 - Bowser
Happy Father's Day To My Satanic Robot Dad reviews
AU. Baby-Twins. Wanda and Pietro bake Ultron some cookies for Father's Day.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2015 - Ultron, Wanda M./Scarlet Witch, Pietro M./Quicksilver - Complete
Sand In My Eyes reviews
AU. Baby Twins. Ultron takes the twins to the beach, but the Avengers are there.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/30/2015 - Ultron, Wanda M./Scarlet Witch, Pietro M./Quicksilver, Vision - Complete
Don't Touch My Twins reviews
AU. Baby Twins. Ultron goes grocery shopping with the twins but troubles arise. Some spoilers to AOU.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2015 - Ultron, Wanda M./Scarlet Witch, Pietro M./Quicksilver - Complete
Flower Crowns reviews
More baby twins. AU. Daddy Ultron takes the twins outside for a day of play and Wanda makes him a flower crown, but she's not the only one. TRIGGER WARNING: F-WORD.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2015 - Ultron, Wanda M./Scarlet Witch, Pietro M./Quicksilver - Complete
He Means Well reviews
AU. Baby Twins. 5 year-old Pietro pulls a prank on Wanda and ends up on punishment. It's up to Daddy Ultron to fix the problem.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2015 - Ultron, Wanda M./Scarlet Witch, Pietro M./Quicksilver - Complete
Temple Treasures reviews
Team Dark embarks on a journey to find a treasure that is hidden deep within a temple located in the Lost Jungle. What kind of troubles will they get into?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Shadow, Rouge, E-123 Omega - Complete
Did I Ever Tell You How Much I Love You? reviews
Misty and Marlton have been crushing on each other for quite sometime and they've never really had the chance to say those 3 magic words. Until now. Oneshot.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Marlton J, Abigail B. - Complete
Beauty & The Ganon reviews
A ton of different stories involving Ganondorf, the King of Evil, and Princess Peach, Mushroom Kingdom's ruler.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Ganondorf, Peach
Snow Day reviews
Glitch gets a snow day off from school and spends it with his buddy, Mo. Fluff.
Dance Central - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Mo, Glitch - Complete
Pocky reviews
After his recent loss against Bowser, Ganondorf is cheered up by the most unusual person with an unusual treat.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Ganondorf, Peach - Complete
Man On The Run reviews
He's been gone for so long... (Something sad that I wrote to cure my writer's block.)
Dance Central - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Glitch - Complete
Giving Up The Fight reviews
Takeo attempts to make Samantha give up the useless fight against him and his comrades. Takes place on Moon.
Call of Duty - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Takeo M., Samantha - Complete
The Bet reviews
Richtofen and Dempsey make a bet and battle it out to see who's the best. Don't bite off more than you can chew. Richtofen/Dempsey.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Dr. Richtofen, Tank D. - Complete
Grocery Store Rivals reviews
The Princess runs into the Goddess at the market. Stuff happens. Mild Yuri-Fic. Miss AubreyxJaryn. Hinted, AngelxKerith
Dance Central - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Jaryn, Miss Aubrey - Complete
Aliens reviews
A short thing about little Kuchen and her mom. (Contains OC.)
Dance Central - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/5/2013 - OC - Complete
Cracking The Shell reviews
A German teenager finally gets a taste of the outside world after being locked away in a basement for half of her life. (My first fanfic. Bear with me.) Contains OC.
Dance Central - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,133 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Mo, Glitch, OC - Complete
German Chocolate reviews
A walk home goes tragic and it's up to big brother to figure out what's wrong. (Contains OC.) Brother-Sister, Mo & Kuchen.
Dance Central - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Mo, OC - Complete
Spending All My Time
Bodie and Kuchen (OC) meet at the Japanese Festival and things are confessed. Takes place after "Cracking The Shell". OneShot.
Dance Central - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Bodie, OC - Complete