Author has written 4 stories for Gravity Falls, and Pokémon.
Name: you will never now
nationality: lets just say im Asian
favorite shows: gravity falls, adventure time, mad, regular show, teen titans, etc.
Phineas x Isabella
ferb x Gretchen
sasuke x sakura
naruto x sakura
dipper x pacifica
finn x flame princess
jake x lady unicorn
gumball x Marceline
marshal lee x pb
Cresselia x Darkrai
Fionna x ... ml
Gaara x Matsuri
Barry x Dawn(who wouldnt?)
Gary x leaf
ash x misty ( who else is left to pair ash with)
If you don't like lemons then copy and paste this sentence onto your profile.
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I HAVE NEVER WRITTEN A BAD REVIEW IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
RANDOM THINGS ARE COMMON
This is so true:
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and runs then screams "Catch me of you can!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will hide you from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after you in the first place.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Will help me find your way when I'm lost.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crap
MORE Copy and Paste
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it
-When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate
-When life gives you lemons, throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes
-If at first you don't succeed, burn all the evidence that you tried
-Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered, "Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"
-An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, forget about the fruit! xD
- There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it isn't a train.
- Those who say nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
94% of the teenagers would have a mental breakdown if JB was going to jump out of a plane. Copy and paste if you would be part of the
Copy and paste this if you like to copy and paste things.
IF YOU HATE RACISM
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
This is really funny,
in case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children
2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts
3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping- darn that's my favorite time of the day to do that!
4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire- Wow, never would have guessed!
5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking-that's a smart idea!
6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado- darn and I bought it for just that!
7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts- interesting!
8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children- i just have nothing for that
9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.- huh... that's good to know!
10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping- WHAT? you mean all this time I was using it for the wrong reason?
11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap- ... so you put it in your hair?...
12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness- that's what I was hoping for!
13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required- that's the point
14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use- what other use *shakes*
15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
17. On a bag of ice --Keep frozen
18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.
LOLZZZZ check this out
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.
This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.
I fell for this one too.
THE 6 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS OF LIFE
1) You cannot stick your tongue out of your mouth and look up at the ceiling at the same time.
2) All idiots after reading #1 will try it.
3) And then discover that #1 is a lie.
4) Your smiling now because you're an idiot.
5) You now will send this to another idiot.
6) And now there is a stupid smile on your face.
 i need to tell you a secret, look at #5
 the answer is look at 11
 don't get mad look at 15
 calm down, don't get mad, look at 13
 first look at 2
 don't be that angry look at 12
 i have a very important message: hi.
 what i wanted to tell you is, THE ANSWER IS ON 14
 be patient look at 4
 this is the last time im going to do this. look at 7
 i hope your not mad when i say look at 6
 sorry look at 8
 don't get mad look at 10
 i don't know how to say this but look at 3
 you must really be mad, look at 9
Hahaha I really fell for that! :)
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer!
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
There are many things worth dying for, but only a few worth living for. If you have something worth living for, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile.
Copy and paste this to your profile if your parents are not divorced.
If you have a very wide variety of interests, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile.(SO MUCH OF THESE!!!)
Copy and paste this to your profile because you have nothing better to do.
If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! XD
If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you think that Pokémon is cool, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile
If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile
I can't stand flamers. Really, give your opinion, that's it. In fact, I have a little poem that flamers will hate. I use some old language for rhyming purposes.
To the flamers out there
Let I fill you with despair
You are little worms
Who in a review, give one set of terms
"this story sucks, delete this" they say
But I only want to keep them at bay.
My skin is thick I must tell
your flame is like a tiny, burning bell
it sticks out like a golf ball to a shell.
Flamers have nothing, only much, much worse,
their only thing better, is a cute little purse.
Now I see a review, I take it gladly,
Then I see a flame, written so badly.
I might mention the flamer in my story,
But I'll forget the flame, as fast as Dory.
But before that, this poem I set,
So I embarrassed the flamer,
IN ALL OF FANFICTION.NET!
If you liked this poem, copy and paste this, but please give credit to golfer.
JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-;7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children);-
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
ILL KEEP THEM COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
Kids Are Quick:
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
(I love this kid)
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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