The Fire-breathing-ferret
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Joined 12-26-03, id: 509526, Profile Updated: 05-07-08
Author has written 2 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Err...HI THERE!! readers run and hide behind chair oh come on, i am not that bad am i? looks in mirror EEK!! i see your point..anyhoo, you people really wanna know about me? ok then: name: aint gonna tell ya so nah! age:14 gender: female Nationality: English ( Woo-yeh!!) star sign: Taurus. Yeh, i know the bull: stupid animal. oh and just so ya know, i am nothing like my star sign, 'k? that is directed at Aranel Of Mirkwood by the way likes: Snakes, food, ferrets, food, mooses, food and anything containing SUGAR!! YAY!! oh and Lord of the Rings, food, Pirates of the Carribean,food and computer games ( Nintendo are the best!!)And TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!! hugs Donny dislikes: PE Teachers, exercise, being social, reality TV and fish. Oh, and my maths teacher!! brain melting- turning to mush!! hobbies: eating, reading, chatting to friends, computer games, and thinking up plots to KILL MY EVIL PE TEACHER!! MUHAHAHA!! PUNEY HUMAN WILL TREMBLE AND DIE!! BECAUSE I AM THE FIRE-BREATHING-FERRET!! MUHAHAHAHA!!...so sorry, i do that sometimes. If you hadnt already guessed, my friends seem to think i am slightly schitsophrenzic, havent a clue why. Oh and other writers have muses or plot bunnies, where as i have mooses and plot ferrets. The moose is called Manfrid and the ferret is called Marvin. These are the same as plot bunnies and muses except they are bigger and hurt more when they jump on you. I also, just to confuse things a little more, have 71 FBF's. kinda mini-me's but with ferret ears and tails. They like sugar and swinging on the light fittings. And last but certainly not least, i got Donny the Teenage mutant ninja turtle! He is literally a babysitter for the others and the only responsible one of the group (including me actually) Are you still reading my mad and strange ramblings? go away and find your self a life. Or better yet, find two and send me one, ok? I wanna go kill things!! WOO YEH!! dances to Mexican hat dance ARRRRIBA!! readers: blink blink Err...hehehe...i ...will...just...be going... NOW! BYE!! readers breath sigh of relif and bring out party hats And before i go readers all sigh again and put away party hats i wanna say hi to all my friends: Aranel of Mirkwood, Laymisse, KServo, Tsunami, PonyPaz, Jacksavvyluv, Blackcrystaldragon and Johnissooooooooooooofit ( i dont know this John and it is not in my opinion, my heart is for Orlando Bloom or any nice guy who will give me SHERBERT!!) if i left anyone out, i apologies and will send you a prezzie by flyingferret mail, ok? security guards from mental home come and drag her away NOOOOOOOOO!! I WANT TO CONTINUE BRAINWASHING PEOPLE WITH MINDLESS RUBBISH AND DESTROY ALL PE TEACHERS!! MUHAHAHAHA!! guards throw her into padded cell NOO!! LET ME OUT!! LET ME OU... hey, these walls are bouncey!! YAY!! BOUNCY BOUNCEY BOUNCE!! MEEBLE, WIBBLE FISH MOOSE, MOOYAK MUFFIN!! BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

EDIT: This is The Fire-Breathing-Ferret now aged 18. I am so sorry. Man I was annoying. Way too much sugar. I can thankfully say Im much better now :) But anyone who experienced me aged 14...Im terribly sorry :) Anyway, I dont write fics, and I dont use this account anymore, except for the alerts. Sorry again. ~ FBF

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Sometimes You Hear the Bullet by lovablegeek reviews
Between S1 and S2 - In the cells of the Valiant, the team watches as they're taken, one by one, and Jack is left with a choice that isn't a choice at all. JackToshIanto, spoilers for Fragments and SoD/LotTL - One shot
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Mosquitoes by Jessiy Landroz reviews
AU Turtles. Two brothers lived peacefully with their father, until trouble arrived and took him away. Progressing
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 101,164 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Donatello, Raphael
The Butcher by Scooter Kitty reviews
AU. A very different version of the team tracks a serial killer in 1890s New York.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,222 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Nick S., Gil G. - Complete
Isengard's Captives by Lisseyelen aka Lady V reviews
SHOCK: UPDATE! What if Gandalf wasn't the only one held prisioner on the Tower of Isengard? What if the prince of Mirkwood was captured before him? Rating is for gratuitous elftorture. Also features the twins!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 135,303 - Reviews: 1907 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn
Keeping Watch by Stormy1x2 reviews
A Sonic Underground fanfic, illustrating a rare quiet moment among siblings. Takes place directly after episode 24 'Dunesday' when Manic was trapped in the desert.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Sonic, Manic - Complete
Going Over The Top by Cohen's girl reviews
The groups thoughts before going over the top. Please r&r, my first fic so plz be nice! Final chap up!
Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Complete
War's a Horrid Thing by dudmoore reviews
Baldrick thinks things over before the Big Push. Complete.
Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Complete
FortyTwo by aisarete reviews
Arthur is thinking about the meaning of life. Ford stops him. Arthur and Zaphod talk. kinda depressing. AU, slash, slight incest, general weirdness, and fluff
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Complete
The trouble with silver by elfgirlManveri reviews
Remus gets hurt, Sirius gets cross and Kreacher gets in trouble. It all fun and games at 12 Grimmauld place! winces. NON-slash. (I don't like slash) Musings related to HBP plot and beyond. R&R please as this is my first HP fanfic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,559 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Wardrobe by HyperCaz reviews
Improbability Drive is turned on and Ford and Arthur get stuck in a wardrobe together.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Complete
Hang up and Take Down by pacphys reviews
Chibi Turtles! This is just a weird little bug that got planted in my ear long ago. Some roughhousing and ninja practice for the boys. And a turning point for one of them.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2005 - Donatello - Complete
Stuffed Animals by pacphys reviews
Splinter makes stuffed animals for his sons, and finds he doesn't need to worry about little Donatello.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Donatello, Splinter - Complete
Never Travel With Friends Or Family by Purple Aussie reviews
April invites the guys on a trip to her farmhouse. Chapter 2.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,270 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2004
Die Tomorrow by Fett d'Facto reviews
This is a first attempt, so appologies in advance (What for I'm not sure, I'm sure you'll find some. Yes you). Oh, and before people complain - I know Superman is not in character. That's the whole point.
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/7/2004
Respite by RangerGirl reviews
After Lister is falsely accused of murder and imprisoned in a maximum security penal colony, his friends try to reach him. RxL, but only slashy if you want it to be.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D. - Complete
What Are Friends For? by Unspoken Tragedy reviews
Power is ecstasy when experiencing it for the first time. It surges through your veins, like the pumping of blood, only quicker, stronger. It’s so amazing being able to do things you never thought possible... Peter Pettigrew betrays his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/28/2004 - Sirius B. - Complete
Eyes Wide Shut by ChibiJaime reviews
The Turtles are crippled by a sudden, disturbing change in their oldest brother. What will become of them? Will their lives ever be the same again? (PG-13 for violence and language; COMPLETE!)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,694 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Complete
Let Him Go, Lad by K'lara7 reviews
This explains Legolas' and Gimli's view of Aragorn's 'death' after his fall from the cliff in TT
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
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The Hitchhikers Guide to Slash reviews
This is the entry on the slash of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Contains slash refrences obviously. FordArthur.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2005
Sanity? What sanity? reviews
err....well its got Jack in it......and a possum.....and a ferret.....ya know, even i dont know what it is!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/25/2004