Fantastic Pants
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Joined 12-26-03, id: 509576
Author has written 28 stories for Max Payne, Metal Gear, Heroes, and Battlestar Galactica: 2003.

I'm me.

That's about it.

Umm, yup.

I also write slash, or so I'm told.

That's all, folks.

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The Last One by The Smiling Shadow reviews
In the ending of the war, and Sky Net's dying time, Machines are falling, and Man triumphs. And one abandoned child, beaten by the consequences of war seeks a companion, who comes to her in the form of the Last T1000. She names him Tyler.
Terminator - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,830 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 12/13/2005
My Explanation by Riona reviews
There are probably stupider ways he could have picked to say goodbye. He just can't think of any of them right now. JDCox slash.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,690 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete
Borderland by Chloroform reviews
Where does Jack sleep on the journey back, presuming Kong is held in the cages? The captain has a solution. Jack is feeling resentful on the journey back to NY. Then he's feeling drunk. Englehorn sees things differently. Jimmy sees more than he's supposed
King Kong - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Complete
Revelations by nescienx reviews
Neo/Smith. Slash. A few months after the face-off with Agent Smith in the Matrix, Neo finds himself momentarily trapped in the simulated world and who should appear but the agent he thought he had killed?
Matrix - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,604 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/16/2003 - Published: 5/13/2003 - Neo, Smith, A.
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The Myth of Second Chances reviews
Claude Rains runs, and the world burns. 5YGverse. [ClaudeBennet]
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,463 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Claude, Noah B./HRG
Mission Romance Or The Company Man Who Shagged Me reviews
By his most generous estimations, romance is to Noah Bennet as matter is to antimatter. And by God, he needs to see the two collide. [MohinderBennet]
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Mohinder S., Noah B./HRG - Complete
The Case of the Disappearing Gummy Bears reviews
Honey? I'm going on a mission to rescue a poodle. In Ireland. No, I'm not bringing him home Mr. Muggles is quite safe. Don't worry, I've got backup. An invisible man. Yes, I think it's pretty cool. Love you too. Bye. [PeterClaudeBennet]
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,833 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Noah B./HRG, Claude - Complete
Imaginary Friend reviews
The gun digs into his forehead, cool and steady. There's something almost friendly about it. [ClaudeBennet]
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Noah B./HRG, Claude - Complete
Primatech Boys reviews
Noah Bennet woke up one morning to discover that, no, he hadn't transformed into a giant cockroach. But that was the only upside to his situation. [ClaudeBennet]
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Claude, Noah B./HRG - Complete
Please Hang Up and Dial Your Operator reviews
When she was ten, she decided that God didn't exist. And if he did, then he was too much of an asshole to rely on. [HanaBennet]
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,868 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Hana G., Noah B./HRG - Complete
Plan Bennet from Outer Space reviews
Just like that, destiny is back on your doorstep, and it's wearing horn rimmed glasses. [MohinderBennet] Post S1 finale.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,561 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Mohinder S., Noah B./HRG - Complete
Mind Tripping reviews
Bennet, Matt, Ted and the Apocalypse. [MattBennet] Spoilers up to 1.22.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,299 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Matt P., Noah B./HRG - Complete
Bogeyman Blues reviews
We'll be saviors, Mohinder. Heroes. The world will cheer for us. [SylarMohinder] Set post 1.21, 'The Hard Part'.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Mohinder S. - Complete
Zen and the Art of Radioactive Man Maintenance reviews
This trip isn't all that great for my blood pressure, but at least I stand the chance of becoming a full fledged Zen master by the end of it. [MattTed]
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Matt P., Ted S. - Complete
Strings reviews
It's a blind spot in evolution – she's not even his, but it doesn't matter, because natural logic dies in the hands of humanity. [SylarBennet] Dubcon. Vague spoilers for 1.20.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Noah B./HRG, Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Lost and Found reviews
He's clever enough to know that the odds of things going back to the way they were are roughly that of Thompson suddenly obtaining a heart of gold. [ClaudeBennet], set after Parasite.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Claude, Noah B./HRG - Complete
Fadeout reviews
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? And if an invisible man dies and no one is around to see him, did he even exist? A Claude centric fic set about 20 years before the events of the show.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Claude - Complete
Red Sky Rising reviews
War can change a man. So can peace. [AustinDallas] Spoilers for the War Buddies graphic novels.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/13/2007 - Linderman, Dallas P. - Complete
Knights and Jesters reviews
Some would say it was an accident, others would call it fate. I don't really care what you call it. It was the first time I met an evolved human. It changed everything. [BennetOMC] A short interlude series to Spectrum of Grey.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2007 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Noah B./HRG
Spectrum of Grey reviews
People suck, friend. Every last one of 'em. [ClaudeBennet]
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,743 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Claude, Noah B./HRG
Trading Demons reviews
Try as he might to fight it, Major Lee Adama is still a good boy. But he's most definitely not too good. Set after 'The Son Also Rises'. [RomoLee]
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/23/2007 - L. Adama/Apollo - Complete
On the Fly reviews
Flying Man meets Teleporter Guy. Wild monkey sex ensues. [NathanHiro]
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Hiro N., Nathan P. - Complete
Circles and Paradoxes III: Echo of Chaos reviews
The tiniest, most insignificant creature can change the world. Even tear it apart. Big BossOcelot. AUish. [hiatus]
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2007
Circles and Paradoxes II: Lucid Dreaming reviews
Some of the time, dreams make more sense than reality. Actually, make that most of the time. Big BossOcelot. Sequel to Circles and Paradoxes. Portable Ops based. AU.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,923 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Complete
Circles and Paradoxes reviews
The man can live up to the legend, but the legend can never live up to the man. Big BossOcelot. Timeline running from MGS3 to MGS1.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,994 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 11/25/2006 - Complete
Crossing Lifelines reviews
When everybody is dead, how can you still be alive? A sequel to MP1. [Turned into a oneshot]
Max Payne - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,716 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Complete
Chains reviews
Nothing is what it seems, under the kind exterior the world wears. Change is inevitable, even a revolution, no matter how small. A view on Vlad's relationship with his mentor, Alfred Woden. Contains disturbing themes and borderline noncon.
Max Payne - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Complete
More Like Fate reviews
First rule of Max Payne: people don’t stay dead. Second rule of Max Payne: people don’t stay dead. Third rule of… Well, you get the picture. After all is done, but never said, fate has never had it’s fill with Max Payne or Vladimir Lem. [hiatus]
Max Payne - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,980 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 2/20/2006
Breaking The Fall reviews
Falling, in this line of business, isn't the best idea, because chances are no one will ever be there to catch you. Well, almost never. An alternate ending to Max Payne 2, focusing on Max and Vlad. Slash.
Max Payne - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,571 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Complete
A Cop and a Gangster Walk Into a Bar reviews
A younger Max who’s still testing the limits in a world that is trying to pass as sane, a younger Vlad testing his grounds in the American underworld, and a night full of vodka and philosophy.
Max Payne - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,651 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Complete
Pain reviews
When Vlad is caught and tortured after Max Payne 2, he reflects on the relationship between him and a certain bullet dodging cop.
Max Payne - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Complete
Irony of Fate reviews
This is a small companion piece to More Like Fate. A Prologue from Vlad's POV. I suggest you read the first chapters of More Like Fate first.
Max Payne - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete