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Joined 03-17-01, id: 50961
Author has written 2 stories for Dark is Rising Sequence, and Harry Potter.
Hm...how to describe myself...I am extremely sarcastic, addicted to reading, and I love comedy. Terry Pratchett is my all time favorite author. If you don't know who that is, go pick up a Discworld book. Now. Mr. Pratchett is also gets bonus points for being the creator of one my favorite fictional characters (another being Severus Snape), Havelock Vetinari. Well, I'm off to go take my daily dose of dried frog pills.

Ah, almost forgot. Just to warn those of you who actually read my fics, I take an extremely long time to update. *Abashed look*. I'll do better in the future, I promise!

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Severus Snape, Sexy Slytherin reviews
Our beloved Potions Master decides that he wants to be "sexy." How will Hogwarts react? A little differently than he expected. (A parody on all cliched Snape romances).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,740 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 7/17/2001 - Severus S.
When Old Ones Get Drunk reviews
The title is very self explanitory. Old Ones+alchohal=insanity and danger. Warning: This fanfiction contains high levels of insanity. Read at your own risk.
Dark is Rising Sequence - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/9/2001 - Published: 4/1/2001