Hm...how to describe myself...I am extremely sarcastic, addicted to reading, and I love comedy. Terry Pratchett is my all time favorite author. If you don't know who that is, go pick up a Discworld book. Now. Mr. Pratchett is also gets bonus points for being the creator of one my favorite fictional characters (another being Severus Snape), Havelock Vetinari. Well, I'm off to go take my daily dose of dried frog pills.

Ah, almost forgot. Just to warn those of you who actually read my fics, I take an extremely long time to update. *Abashed look*. I'll do better in the future, I promise!