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Joined 09-04-13, id: 5099320, Profile Updated: 10-23-13
Author has written 4 stories for Lord of the Rings.

Hi, I'm Mellyrn! I'm 14 years old, and I love to write!

Some things you should know about me are:

1) I am obsessed with anything Tolkien wrote about Middle-earth. That would be The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, The Silmarillion, any of that.

2) My favorite music is the lotr soundtracks. I listen to them all the time. I also love Two Steps From Hell and other instrumental music. A few other favorites are "King and Lionheart" by Of Monsters and Men, and "Soldier" by Ingrid Michaelson. I discovered these songs by reading fanfics, actually...

3) My favorite movies are... I bet you won't be able to guess.. The Lord of the Rings! Yes. I bet you didn't see that one coming. Also, Harry Potter and Eagle Eye.

4) I'm absolutely insane and should be locked up in a mental asylum... :) Just kidding... maybe.

5) My favorite colors are olive green, heather, grey, black, silver, white, and yellow

6) Other favorite books are Harry Potter and The Hunger Games

I really like this site because you can express who you are. I can also practice and improve my writing. I'm new to writing fanfiction, but I've been reading it forever. I'm always taking requests for stories so PM me if you want to see something!

My stories-

1- Spin the Bottle: Hobbit Style. This one is a silly little idea that came to me from reading another fanfiction. The author and story that gave me the idea is posted in the author's note at the beginning of the story.

2- When Darkness Falls. This one is more serious than my previous fic; it's much more of a darker tone. The idea for this just came out of nowhere one day and I decided to write it:) I hope to get some more reviews and feedback to this one!

3- Unexpected Events. This...yeah. I don't even know. I felt like writing a little Aragorn/Legolas oneshot and this little melodramatic idea just popped into my head. Give it a chance, though! I think it's sweet:)

4- Mist and Shadow. This is an Eomer/Haldir fic. I thought I'd try writing this pairing. I haven't written Eomer or Haldir before, so this has proved to be an interesting little challenge. I like how it's coming out though! Check it out!

Thank you for your support! Also, I will do my best to respond to you if you review any of my stories. For anyone who has reviewed as a guest, I would like to take this opportunity to thank you also! Every review/ favorite/ follow I get makes my day!

If you ever want to talk about something Tolkien-related, message me! I can ramble about LotR for hours, and I'd love to talk to you!

Pairings I read:

-Aragorn/Legolas

-Merry/Pippin

-Bilbo/Thorin

-Fíli/Kíli (incest... yeah. I don't know. It works with them!)

-Boromir/Faramir (incest again...)

-Eomer/Haldir

-Nori/Bofur

-Éowyn/Faramir (the only canonical pairing on the list, lol)

I read and write more than just slash, even though it probably doesn't look like it...

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95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP".

About 95 percent of girls would scream if Edward jumped over a Cliff, 4 percent would yell "JUMP!" and 1 percent would push him off. Post this on your profile and tell us: Which side are you on? I'm the 1 percent that would push him off... and I'd put spikes and garlic at the bottom. Twilight should be used as toilet paper.

Don't hate me Twilight fans... but I would push him off too. I do, however, intend to read the books at some point or another, because I dislike making a final judgement on something until I have read it/ watched it.

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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Parody by MelissaMachine5000 reviews
Bilbo has been caught up in a crackfic in which Gandalf is a BAMF, Fili braids his hair, Kili is gender confused, Gloin loses various body parts, Oin killed every five minutes, and Dwalin is 90% alcohol. Prepare for an adventure filled with stupidity, anachronisms, egos, rivalries, hypocrisy, majesty, and a certain party king...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,169 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 21h ago - Published: 7/18/2013 - Bilbo B., Gandalf, Thorin
Thorin Oakenshield's Majestic Diary by Fruitsie reviews
Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain and Totally Majestic Badass of Middle Earth, does not have a raging hard-on for Bilbo Baggins. No, seriously. Just read his diary.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,494 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Sixteen Ways to Annoy the Hobbits by The Sherlocked Phan of Bag End reviews
Who knew there were so many different ways to irritate the hobbits? Including singing "heigh-ho" whenever they go past, calling them adorable all the time, and telling them they could do without second breakfast because they're too fat anyway. A collection of ficlets approximately 300-400 words apiece.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,761 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Frodo B., Samwise G., Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
After the Charge Prompt for Hobbitlover4eva by ChaosWithImagination reviews
Fili and Kili have a stern talking to their Uncle after his disastrous charge of Azog.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19 - Thorin, Fili, Kili - Complete
eyes that fire and sword have seen by Luxio Nyx reviews
In the aftermath of battle, hearts will be broken and strength tested as the power of the Ring begins to rise. Still suffering from the effects of the Arkenstone's theft, Thorin and Bilbo struggle to overcome the evil that has risen in their midst. Retelling of BOFA and LOTR set during the Hobbit.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 99,037 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
It Was Actually About the Spotlight and the Wifi by MelissaMachine5000 reviews
Frodo goes on a search for WiFi Featuring: the Battle for the One Spotlight, pyromaniac elves, nose connoisseurs, Gandalf being a BAMF as usual, and general insanity.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,715 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Gandalf, Frodo B.
Thorin's Rules concerning Dwarves' Prank Wars by PrincessMnMz reviews
Rules that Thorin puts into effect during a dwarven prank war that takes place during the quest to reclaim Erebor. NO SLASH. Was formerly called "Kili's List of Rules"
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,401 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Kili
Erebor Coffee by BilbosBooty reviews
Modern AU, Thorin Oakenshield is the proud owner of Erebor coffee, its a small business venture, especially after the collapse of his grandfathers giant company, but when he offers to tutor university freshman Bilbo Baggins his life will never be the same. Bagginshield in later chapters,
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,714 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili
Erebor Coffee by Heizeru-Chan reviews
Modern day AU, first person POV Where Bilbo is a bright young University student, who stumbles into a coffee that his friends have told him about. Multiple chapter. Thorin x Bilbo. From Thorin's Eyes coming soon! R&R
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,997 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
White Lies by Cassis Luna reviews
(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 181,740 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,771 - Follows: 1,762 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Time Paradox Revolution by sbyamibakura reviews
He had lived. The boy into the man. The future appeared pretty as a rose and hid its true self, its thorns, well. He had one chance; and so he gave up everything he had to change everything he knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,769 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P.
The Names Upon the Harp by Anath Tsurugi reviews
When Thranduil brings Thorin in for questioning, the only answer the king in exile will give him is a list of names. When the elf king demands an explanation from the other dwarves, they give it to him. Thorin is reciting the names of the children who died when the dwarves of Erebor were forced to wander in the Wild.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Thorin, The Elven King of Mirkwood - Complete
The Inevitable Love Story between Two Oblivious Idiots by highjynx reviews
In which everyone sees the budding romance between Thorin and Bilbo, except, of course, for Thorin and Bilbo themselves.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 123,700 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Here comes the Durin Boys by ChaosWithImagination reviews
It wasn't easy losing Erebor to the Smaug. It wasn't easy having to build a whole new life in the Blue Moutains. But what Thorin didn't realize was that his hardest task of all was not fighting Orcs or elves. It was trying to keep two naughty Dwarfling boys out of trouble! Enter the adventures of Uncle Thorin and his loving nephews , Kili and Fili! DISCLAMER: DO NOT OWN THE HOBBIT
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,187 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Fili, Kili - Complete
After the Dust Settles by highjynx reviews
In the aftermath of the Battle of Five Armies, Thorin came to realize that he had many regrets but none of them could measure up to his mistake in casting Bilbo away. Now, with the Hobbit's life hanging precariously on the line, he strives to make amends. An AU retelling of the events before, during, and after the Battle, but not necessarily in that order.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,859 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
The Sons of Durin by Kivrin reviews
Bilbo Baggins is a humble grocer, living a quiet life. The police say the Sons of Durin are a crime family. The government has labeled them a group of environmental terrorists. Thorin Oakenshield will tell you that they are simply desperate for a home. But when Bilbo is dragged into the group as their unwilling burglar, everything he has taken for granted will be torn asunder.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 101,259 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Thirty Terrible Ideas for LOTR Fanfics by McJunker reviews
Running dry on ideas for new stories? Just lower your standards and step inside.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Complete
Good Luck Has Its Storms by Emmylia reviews
Harry's marriage with Ginny has crumbled into dust. Draco decides this is the perfect time to make a move. Add into the mix several children and conspiring relatives and it's a recipe for success...right? Not! Especially with jealous exes to contend with.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,187 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dormiscere by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry can't sleep, Draco won't sleep. Harry can't stop staring, Draco won't stop running away. And Harry is starting to think that somehow, it's all connected...WARNINGS: mature themes and swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,870 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The LipLock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 2,753 - Follows: 216 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Head Around You by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry's not entirely sure how he ends up kissing Draco Malfoy... Warning for bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
No Style by breathing-the-yaoi reviews
DxH. Harry felt like a change anyway... So when Draco insults his clothes for the umpteenth time, he decides to make a bet. He'll impress Draco with his clothes by the end of the semester or wear whatever Draco wants...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,228 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Benefits of Breakfast by wonky reviews
Harry's luck runs amuck and there is spam but not jam and... Really, it isn't Harry's fault Malfoy's stupid hair is so shiny or his Secret Hidden Depths are so buried.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,177 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Just Another Breakfast by fruit17 reviews
It's just another breakfast at Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Or it it? A HarryDraco coming out story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 73 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Only In My Dreams by bleedingxheart reviews
Complete! Draco's in love with Harry. Harry doesn't know. How do you tell the person you're meant to hate that you love them? Would you even try? Luckily, a chain of events is on the way that might help Draco out. HPDM Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,933 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Joys of Candy Canes by bleedingxheart reviews
It’s Christmas Eve, and a zany decision of Dean’s results in Draco Malfoy realising how wonderful candy canes can really be. HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Couldn't Catch a Cold by Prince Edwin reviews
Harry Potter is ill, no matter how much he tries to deny it, and it isn’t magic that’s making him feel this sick. Draco Malfoy, acclaimed Slytherin opportunist, decides to take advantage of the circumstances. This story will contain SLASH HpDm.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,242 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Tale of Five Seconds by Demus reviews
Five second LotR stories, not for the faint hearted. Authors Mrs Miniver and Demus are not liable for any strains caused by laughing too much. Additional extras now available creative, helpful morals after each tale.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Complete
The Scruff Factor by JastaElf reviews
How DID Aragorn come to be neat & tidy for Elrond's Council? Ch. 7, The Long Awaited Scruffilogue: in which a squirrely evening is had by all, Dwarves learn not to drop eaves, and Legolas courts doom by going to bed early. This story is finally complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,871 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Next Ten Minutes by Goddess Blue reviews
HD slashy one-shot. 'The whole great hall was somber, as if someone had died. Or passed gas.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dare You to Tell the Truth by Trunks1 reviews
There are several reasons not to play such a childish game as truth or dare. However, Pansy has lured Draco into the game, quite intent upon doing some devilish deed. Be very afraid, Draco, be very afraid. (slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/1/2001 - Draco M., Harry P.
Patience and Elated Wisdom by Trunks1 reviews
Draco writes out a letter to Harry, which he spends all night on. The thing is, he wasn't supposed to sign it! (slash, slight humor)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/1/2001
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When Darkness Falls reviews
Frodo and Sam failed to destroy the Ring. Sauron is preparing to take over Middle-earth, and Morgoth has escaped the Void. Middle-earth is ready to fall into their rule, but Aragorn is not about to let that happen. Warnings: Major Character Death, possibly slash (not sure yet), swearing, violence
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Aragorn, Eomer, Legolas, Faramir
Mist and Shadow reviews
Eomer is sent to Lothlorien for six months, on a diplomatic trip to negotiate with the elves. But when he meets Haldir, things start to change. Warnings: slash (eventual Eomer/Haldir), probably swearing, definitely violence
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 10/20/2013 - [Eomer, Haldir]
Spin the Bottle: Hobbit Style reviews
The quest is over. One night at Minas Tirith, Pippin decides the hobbits need to spend some time together. He suggests a party, and the hobbits get a little more than they expected... Warning: SLASH
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,508 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T., Aragorn, Legolas
Unexpected Events reviews
It is the Fellowship's first night in Moria, and one unexpected event leads to another. Oneshot Warnings: Slash, swearing, and it is very, very cliche-melodramatic-soap opera. Read at your own risk!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Aragorn, Legolas] - Complete