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Joined 12-27-03, id: 510200, Profile Updated: 09-03-08
Author has written 2 stories for Movie X-overs, and Lord of the Rings.

First thing first, I hate my penname, it's one I chose waaaaaay back in the day when my friends and I thought we WERE the Sailor Scouts. Don't make fun of me, you're on fanfic. net, you've obviously got some rather embarrassing skeletons in your closet as well. So, for purposes such as these, refer to me as Emily.

Secondly, I'm 20 years old and a Creative Writing major. I dance and write and read and that's pretty much all I do. = )

Now-a-days, I mostly read on fanfic, but from time to time I get inspiration and either continue or start a story. I primarily write two types of fan fic and here they are:

A) Ridiculously random humurous fics where I insert my friends and I directly into whatever setting we deem worthy. Sometimes these are so random and so full of inside jokes that the Average Jane (P.S. I'm a feminist.) or Average Joe (but also an equal-oppurtunity employer)can't quite understand what's going on. Mostly, I'm not going to lie, these are comedic works of genius beyond your wildest imaginings. Never doubt the insanity that is my brain/thought process.

B) Embarrassingly sappy love fics where I take a variation of the same character and put her in a story so I can live out my lustfull fantasies through her. Sorry about this, at least I'm honest. I try and put some plot worthiness and pretty language and impeccable grammar in here and there to keep the masses happy, let me know how you feel about it.

I used to be a big purist of fan fic (don't change the characters' natures, don't rip up the canon, etc.) but now I find it all so very amusing. As long as you don't take yourself too seriously, write what you want. I might make fun of you, but it's all for the best. I'm not a flamer, if you're writing a worthless, unsalvegeable fic, I'm not going to waste my time telling you things you're not going to want to hear. I'm a good contructive criticism review writer. Yeah, that made sense.

Hope I didn't come across as too arrogant, I swear I'm pretty much an easy-going girl who's too obsessed with Harry Potter, musicals, LOTR, and books, books, BOOKS!

My favs:

-Harry Potter (Fav. chars: Dumbledore, Sirius, Hagrid. J.K. hates me.) -Lord of the Rings (Fav: Gandalf shut up, I have a thing for older wizarding gentlemen!, Eowyn)
-Wicked, both book and musical but mainly musical (I saw Idina Menzel as Elphaba in Wicked on her closing night in London, which, quite honestly, makes me the best person in the world, unless, of course, you saw it with Idina and Kristen...)
-Tamora Pierce novels (favs: Alanna, George, Numair, Raoul, I was disappointed in the Trickster novels.)
-Rent, movie and musical, but mostly movie (favs: MARK! Maureen! I love to sing Collin's part.)
- Epic Asian movies for some reason - Memoirs of a Geisha, The Last Samurai, Anna and the King, etc.
-Marie Antoinette
-MASH (love all seasons, but the first few with Henry and Trapper are funnier)
- The Princess Bride (book and movie)
-Little Women (book and move, mostly book although I looove the movie)
- James Bond (Sean Connery or Daniel Craig. I've seen most of the old movies but I was super sick and it was a marathon so I don't remember much of it. Oh, and I totally called the ending to Casino Royale, sadly, no one was around for me to gloat.)

Fan-ficciness aside, I looooove Audrey Niffenegger's The Time Traveler's Wife, Janet Fitch's White Oleander, and pretty much any novel by Jodi Picoult, I collect them. I also collect rubber ducks and writing notebooks but that is neither here nor there. I love Memoirs of a Geisha, Sisterhood of Traveling Pants, True Confessions of Georgia Nicolson and Tracey Chevalier novels. Pretty much I love books.

Check out my other websites, I promise that my original fiction is a little more better than my fanfic...


/suhrheinrich (blog) (original fiction...I think that's right, let me know if it's not...)

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Ideas for stories: -- you can steal, just credit me...

-something about Knockturn Alley and how people end up there?

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Flights of Fancy by Fensta reviews
(On Hiatus) - Penned Pre-DH, 'Quidditch fic'. With the Prophecy fulfilled, the Trio are moving on. Harry is at the forefront of professional Quidditch, Ron is training as an Auror and 'Mione is an Unspeakable. But is Harry's perfect world really as safe as it feels?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,473 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 12/27/2006 - [Harry P., Ginny W.]
The Hunt For Isolde by Grazia D reviews
Bond is sent to track down a rogue CIA agent, blamed for the murder of a South African president. Based on Daniel Craig's Bond.: Warning: A little violent
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,856 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
From Here On In I Shoot Without A Script by sweetiepie1019 reviews
The new life and love for our bohemians after that last fateful Christmas the second one. Includes weddings, babies, crying and dying. MOC, RMi, COC, MJ ON PERMANENT HIATUS!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 54,450 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/20/2006 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete
The Gate Opens by Sigil reviews
Sequel to Between Worlds. SWLOTR. Second installment in The Gatekeeper Archives. Aragorn, Legolas, Will, and Jack are forced into another world to solve the deepening mystery.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,528 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas
Some things never change by Phoenix.G.Fawkes reviews
Life is cyclic and there are certain patterns you just can’t escape, no matter how hard you try.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Complete
Undone The Sweater Song by somethingrandom reviews
Hermione finds one of Ron’s old sweaters and takes it. But what happens when Ron discovers what she’s done? Fluffy one shot, RHr stuff. Read and review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Manner of Cruelty by bebe22 reviews
A raped Manhattan teen disappears in Albany, and Elliot must unravel her family’s web of deception as he searches for his own peace of mind--with Olivia’s help, of course. EO building UST
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,423 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 6/16/2004
The Legend of Tractor Man by sweet saturn reviews
A sort of side story in the adventures of the Sailor Senshi of America (SSOA) that chronicles the appearence of Tractor Man
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/2/2004
Rantings Of A Harassed Advisor by Noldo reviews
Erestor has a diary, and Glorfindel features prominently in it, usually not in a very flattering light.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/11/2004 - Glorfindel
Between Worlds by Sigil reviews
LotRPotC crossover. First installment in The Gatekeeper Archives. Aragorn and Legolas stumble into the Pirates of the Carribean world and must find a way home before these modern inventions kill them...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,602 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/10/2004 - Published: 8/17/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas
The Last of My Heart by kingmaker reviews
Stray but a little... Galadriel thinks Celeborn is having an affair.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Complete
The Dueling Club by kingmaker reviews
Gandalf and Saruman pass on lessons learned during the shooting of FotR, much to the chagrin of Galadriel and Haldir.
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Complete
Ancient Magic by Katani Petitedra reviews
Frodo accidentally activates an ancient portal, sending him and the rest of the Fellowship into Harry Potter’s world. As can be expected, chaos ensues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,466 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/25/2003 - Published: 1/30/2003 - Frodo B.
Gone With the Wind by Vivian Dahl reviews
A society of Wizards, good in their magic and true in their hearts. Don't look for this land in anyplace but books and dreams, for just as sure as the sun rises, this society, this civilization is gone with the wind. Yes, it's a knock off, but I think it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,201 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/13/2003 - Published: 11/5/2003 - Ginny W., Draco M.
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3186 - Favs: 2,019 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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LOTR: The Sequel: The Breach of MiddleEarth reviews
A.K.A. Hot Ship Lite: A sad, twisted story starring the Yayas. When Emily decides to write a LOTR fanfic, you know you're not dealing the with the normal: the Pantyhose of Goodness, Fiddler on the Roof References, EowynArwen Fight Club and OOO! JESUS!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,419 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/22/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004
The Good Ship SS Claire aka The Hot Ship reviews
A.K.A. the Best Story You Have Ever or Will Ever Read. Em and Rach decide they need their own crew of stunningly gorgeous men to sail them around the world aimlessly on their Hot Ship. Enter every lust object you've ever craved, and add a dash of random.
Movie X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,866 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/21/2004 - Published: 1/24/2004