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A Grim State of Friendship by Uzumaki-Kariudo reviews
For 12 long years the Grim Reaper has been humiliated and forced to be friends to two mortals. Now that he begins to accept it, things change...but will it bring about the downfall of the Underworld? Or just the Grim Reaper as we know him?
Grim and Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,851 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 9/13/2006
Only the Heartless by Dollfayce reviews
There is only one way to fly. HookxWendy.
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,265 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Captain Hook, Wendy D. - Complete
It Could Be Worse by Anonymous TF2er reviews
Lonely old RED Sniper comes to terms with himself, life and that snail-eatin' RED Spy. An attempt at character development and actual realistic romance written in response to all the terrible Sniper/Spy garbage out there.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,675 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
Maslow by Ninnik Nishukan reviews
What do you NEED? Different aspects of Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs applied to Drakken and Shego’s daily lives in no particular order. Add a spoonful of uncomfortable silences, and we’re good to go. Drakken/Shego.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 121,672 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Drakken, Shego - Complete
Take Cover by Gennerator reviews
Lydia assumed if he had stayed away for a year, he was never coming back. She assumed wrong. How long can she hide her problems from a poltergeist? BeetlejuicexLydia, movieverse.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,057 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 11/27/2007
Happy Hill of Beans by Ninnik Nishukan reviews
A little tale about confidence and about seeing potential. Drakken/Shego. Set post-Odds Man In, but doesn't rule out the following episodes. General/humor/drama/friendship/romance.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,391 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Kim P., Ron S., Shego, Drakken - Complete
Star Mile by Amphytrion reviews
Wendy is older now and coming to realize that not everything is as simple as good triumphing over evil. Hook/Wendy.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,171 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Captain Hook, Wendy D.
Fateful Irony by ShinyGreenApple reviews
Set after the events of DMC. Will has a shift in priorities and a longing of a different sort, while Elizabeth and Barbossa find more in each other than they bargained for. Complete!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,432 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Hector B., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Marrow by Rack reviews
There’s a secret, deep in the Russian taiga. There’s a secret deep in Violet, too. It may take one to expose the other, along with a familiar face that is secrecy embodied. —VioletSyndrome, dark themes, COMPLETE—
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 90,330 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
All That is Wrong by Evil Cat Hater reviews
Hermione returns to Hogwarts for her final year with a new ring. However, something's haunting Hogwarts that hasn't been there before, something that's seeking her...Who can protect her against this malicious force? RLHG, AU, OCs, and somewhat OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,440 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
Promise of the Last Kiss by Kittie Darkhart reviews
The years of innocence have faded, leaving a woman, not a child, in its wake. The desire to accept the inevitable advent of adulthood approaches, and she, upon her wedding day, considers before a fatal twist of destiny comes by the grave turn of a Hook.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 80,955 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Captain Hook, Wendy D.
Unexpected Connections by SnakeOfSilver reviews
A lonely Lisa finds unexpected connections to Waylon Smithers and develops a crush on him. Chapter 14 is up!
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,335 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
The Many OOC Faces of a Certain Jack Sparrow by Spoofmaster reviews
It's back! Ever get tired of seeing authors write Jack two dimensionally because they can't grasp more than one facet of his character? Then this story is for you! Watch Jack go wildly out of character for your amusement! Chapter 24: Infatuated!Jack
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,660 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 10/29/2004
It Changes Everything by Aurora West reviews
You know what they say about sex. Four times Juliet thinks about her relationship with Ben. [BenJuliet]
Lost - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Ben, Juliet - Complete
The Book Club by Malvolia reviews
All stories have a context as well as a subtext. Ben and Juliet's is no different. A fic about the most important book club meetings in Ben and Juliet's story.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,418 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Ben, Juliet - Complete
The Taste of Pomegranates by Doormouse reviews
Abandon hope all ye who enter here! A GrimMandy Romance set against a backdrop of Dante Alighieri's version of Hell with twists of Greek mythology scattered throughout.
Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,584 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Complete
Her Debt, His Burden by Blackfire 18 reviews
[Hercules] Megara is seriously injured while on a mission and Hades is forced to take her into his care. The Underworld is the only safe place for recovery and the most comfortable, is in Hades' bed.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
Give In by Aurora West reviews
Juliet knows Ben isn't the right sort of man to get involved with. Oneshot. [BenJuliet]
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Ben, Juliet - Complete
Chocolat by Wonkington reviews
Chocolate has many powers. It can heal, twist emotions, break prejudices, and perhaps, in the oddest case, bring two people together in the oddest place. RLHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,211 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Hermione G., Remus L.
Whose line POTC style! by Snowpixie81 reviews
What the title says. It's whose line is it anyway, with the cast from Pirates of the Caribbean. Should be enjoyable, watching your favorite characters playing the game. Please R & R.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,485 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Complete
Boromir, Thou Shall Live by pmochizuki reviews
A different choice is made, and Boromir does not die. How will his being alive affect the future of Middle Earth? Mostly drama and action, though a bit of romance is entangled in the plot. AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 286,373 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Boromir, Peregrin T.
The East Gate by Eastgaters reviews
When Gandalf fell in Moria, The Fellowship escaped through the East Gate with relative ease. This story is what might have occurred had the orcs not fled but kept on coming. Features all the remaining 8 - COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 160,766 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
A Short Story by Christopher Paolini by McGeesJabberwock reviews
I attempt to emulate Christopher Paolini's written style with this poignant oneshot.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete
Behind the Scenes at The East Gate by Eastgaters reviews
The Cast of Eastgate carried on a backstage correspondence whilst writing the main story. It was never intended to be published, but here it is anyway. Chapter 9 Published and Be Damned!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,073 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 6/25/2004 - Frodo B., Meriadoc B.
A Story With A Janitor and A Doctor by Nerd Incognito reviews
The title says it all. This is a story with a janitor, a doctor and a prank that backfires. Not, I repeat, not slash.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006
Son by Tenebrus reviews
Tom Hagen’s perspective on the night that Sonny died. Bookverse. What does it mean to be a Sicilian, a Consigliere, a brother, and a son? Please review!
Godfather - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Complete
Homestar Running Back by Antoine Bruce reviews
After Strong Bad sees a bowl game on TV, he decides that Crazy Go Nuts University should have its own football team. After all, all he really needs is some players...and a stadium...and for CGNU to become an actual college...
Homestar Runner - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,003 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 7/5/2004
Glimpsing the Fandom by Dreamality reviews
A laptop with Internet access appears out of nowhere in the jungle. The survivors can only access Lost-related websites and are introduced to fan fiction, slash fiction, theories, and fan girls. Some of them are more affected than others. NOW COMPLETE!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,176 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/1/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Hurley, Charlie - Complete
If It Were Easy They'd Call It Tae Kwon Do by SnarkyTheClown reviews
Hermione's got an interesting after-school job that takes her squarely into the path of Remus Lupin. When things go awry, she's got to enlist his help to get life back to a normal sort of crazy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,339 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/7/2004 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Trophy Date by TheMagicKumquat reviews
It's Billy and Mandy's Senior Prom, and Mandy refuses to settle for an ordinary night. And with Grim as her date, she's determined to have the most perfect Prom ever.But will she? (Not a romance, but almost sounds like one, and new Author's note)
Grim and Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2004
The Reunion by decuvieri reviews
After several decades Grim finally pays Mandy a visit. The problem is that the get together is not for social reasons.
Grim and Evil - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Complete
How Could She Not by Amariel reviews
In a flash Lupin had cut the distance between them and caught her midfall. She lay draped over his arm as if they had just finished a particularly flourished waltz, and he had dipped her for the grand finish. [HGRL]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Doctors Knight by Fire Frog reviews
Jack get's Stephen to do him a little favour.
Master and Commander - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2004
Desire & Duty by dropdeadred reviews
An AU fic, WIP.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,158 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/11/2003 - Published: 5/1/2003
The Fire and Water of Repentance by Dicta Licence reviews
Set after the movie Hannibal. Clarice Starling, no longer an agent for the FBI has created a new life for herself in New Orleans. But the return of a man from her past threatens to upset the balance she has so carefully tried to achieve. . . .
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,061 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/17/2003 - Published: 9/1/2002
Polarity by iolanthe1 reviews
Courtesy of the North Koreans, Major Houlihan and Father Mulcahy get to find out how the other half lives.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,028 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/5/2002