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Joined 09-08-13, id: 5111102, Profile Updated: 12-14-15
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, Stargate: SG-1, Supernatural, Flash, and Dresden Files.

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If you like Team Anko, then come join the rational Naruto quest that Velorien and I run over on Sufficient Velocity. It's a single-character quest, meaning there is one POV character, everyone votes on what he should do, and then Velorien and I write the resulting story. Because it's single-POV-vote-driven it requires very little commitment to join the fun. I post to it on Sundays, Velorien posts on Thursdays.

To give you a taste of it, the intro post (i.e. backstory) is quoted below, and the first story post is here.


Three weeks ago, you became a traitor.

The summons had come out of nowhere. After the series of unfortunate incidents that had you branded "disrespectful of authority", you'd been stuck with one D-rank mission after another, using your finely-honed skills to chop onions and stack boxes while your fellow genin battled brigands and infiltrated criminal associations. So when it seemed like the Powers That Be had finally forgiven you, and wanted you to be part of something important again, you jumped at the chance.

It was nothing like the missions you were used to. You were one of many genin on the mission, led by several chūnin, and even multiple jōnin. A powerful battle unit that would march into contested territory and end the region’s biggest conflict once and for all. A dream come true for a genin afraid that their career was over before it had even begun.

But after a week's travel came the night when things went wrong. Raised voices coming from the commander's tent. The ring of steel on steel. Then, before any of you could get close, a brilliant flash of light that could only have been ninjutsu. After a second's silence, Shikigami-sensei emerged from the tent, covered in blood. The commander did not.

With the entire camp watching, it was too late for damage control, so Shikigami-sensei told you all the truth, and showed you the commander's documents. You discovered that you weren't a heroic strike force. You were a collection of problem ninja - some with histories of insubordination, others whose loyalty had come under question or who had shown excessive ambition... The details didn't matter. What mattered was that you were being led into a battle you couldn't win, your purpose to soften up the enemy before the real squads arrived and completed the mission. Your death sentences were already signed.

So all of you ran. It was a painful decision. It meant abandoning your friends and family. It meant giving up on countless hopes, ambitions and plans. But your village wanted you dead, and your other choices were to continue with the suicide mission, or to go back and face court martial for abandoning it.

Now you're a missing-nin. After three weeks on the run, you were able to find a safe place to make a longer-term base, with concealment on the level of a small ninja village. Your perimeter is secure for now, your supplies are adequate, and between your eighteen genin, your six chūnin and your three jōnin, you have a good range of skills and expertise. But your names are in the Bingo Book, and if your village considered you dangerous before, it will stop at nothing to find and destroy you now.

The clock is ticking. What path will you choose in order to survive?

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Lighting Up the Dark by Velorien reviews
AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 233,484 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 2,562 - Follows: 2,919 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U.
Fight or flight by Graveofthefireflies reviews
This story was inspired by the panic attacks theme from Iron Man 3. Tony struggles to cope with symptoms of PTSD and decides to seek professional help from a psychiatrist. As can be expected things do not go exactly to plan. Avengers support Tony through his slow and torturous recovery. Warning for mention of suicide attempts.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,128 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/7/2024 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B., Pepper P., Captain America/Steve R.
Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 345,712 - Reviews: 9318 - Favs: 12,012 - Follows: 12,250 - Updated: 6/12/2021 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H. - Complete
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 26307 - Favs: 23,179 - Follows: 22,408 - Updated: 3/28/2019 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 7254 - Favs: 8,122 - Follows: 8,866 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Roll the Dice on Fate by Jackercracks reviews
What happens when a SI gets reborn in the world of Naruto and is willing to lie, cheat and steal his way to power? Magical Vivisectionist Pretty Oro-tan, eat your heart out - this is how you bootstrap your way to godhood. No re-treading the same old missions here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 67,351 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 3,431 - Follows: 3,929 - Updated: 2/27/2018 - Published: 7/24/2015 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Gai M., OC
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,240 - Reviews: 3683 - Favs: 7,229 - Follows: 8,747 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Hermione Granger and the Perfectly Reasonable Explanation by Robin.Drew reviews
In 1991, a child came to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with obvious gifts, but which few suspected would change the world... Oh, and Harry Potter enrolled that year as well. *** A few tweaks to canon, plus extrapolating Hermione's apparent intelligence realistically. I expect events to diverge fairly quickly. ;) *** cover image cc by-nc RooReynolds @ Flickr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,707 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 1,764 - Updated: 7/24/2017 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the White Wizard by Cyberwraith9 reviews
In the wake of tragedy, Harry returns to Hogwarts with a new ally in his personal war with Voldemort. With the help of this unlikely hero, can Harry put an end to the scourge of the wizarding world for good? A Harry PotterDresden Files crossover!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 89,957 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 2/27/2017 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P.
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4450 - Favs: 9,788 - Follows: 7,367 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Cleaning no Jutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,425 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 4,407 - Follows: 1,973 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 6/21/2011 - [Gai M., OC] Genma S., Chōza A. - Complete
Aftermath by ack1308 reviews
Taylor Hebert dies in the locker. But the story does not end there ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,940 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Shadow Stalker, Danny H., Greg, Emma B. - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 16055 - Favs: 25,533 - Follows: 22,300 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Two Steps Back by Against.The.Current reviews
Mutants are just an urban legend, or so most people think. Melanie, a mutant with a minor time-travelling ability, has spent years pretending to be normal. Then SHIELD happens. "I'm going to get carted off to some government facility, aren't I?" "As dramatic as you make it sound... Yes."
Crossover - X-Men & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,622 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 4/3/2015 - Published: 11/28/2013
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 37346 - Favs: 31,664 - Follows: 22,977 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Weaver Nine by Thinker6 reviews
Taylor and Jack Slash are born in each other's places. Weaver is the infamous usurper of the Slaughterhouse Nine, while young Jacob Hebert forges his path through the underworld of Brockton Bay.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 143,719 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 2/9/2015 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Skitter, Jack Slash
The Rock Bottom Job by hamalaka reviews
Set about a year after Season 5 ends. Parker, Hardison, and Eliot have been working together successfully for about a year when things go wrong on a job. They recruit the help of Sophie and Nate to help pick up the pieces. Mostly a family fic, with some Parker/Hardison romantic references. Rated T for some violence. Reviews welcome. First fic, so be gentle!
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,330 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Parker, Alec H., Eliot S., Sophie D.
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3378 - Favs: 9,856 - Follows: 11,275 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
The Metropolitan Man by alexanderwales reviews
The year is 1934, and Superman has arrived in Metropolis. Features Lex Luthor as the villain protagonist as he comes to grips with the arrival of an alien god. Occasional point-of-view chapters/sections featuring Lois Lane. Takes place outside any established comics continuity. Complete. [Content warning: sexual violence, violence, strong language]
Superman - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,698 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,569 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - L. Luthor, Lois L., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Worm d20 by throwaawy reviews
You know that one gamer, the one who breaks into every house and turns the place inside-out in their search for loot? That adventurer who slaughters everything in their path for XP? What if the events of Worm were a group of friends simply playing a pen & paper RPG? What if the protagonist could best be described as one such adventurer? Rated T for language.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,973 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Skitter
Little Mastermind by smthwallflower reviews
In which Parker deals with a bully because Nate and Sophie can't, in good conscience, take down children in the third grade. Two years after "Finding a Home"; Parker's 8. AU. Vague references to past child abuse/neglect; deals with bullying.
Leverage - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,865 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/25/2014 - [Nathan F., Sophie D.] Parker - Complete
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,589 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 5,800 - Follows: 6,204 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Father by TyrTheWry reviews
Post-BDM. Over a year has passed and the crew has potentially thrilling crime lined up. They just have to survive each other, newcomers, and the flight to Highgate in order to make it happen. STORY COMPLETE.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Western - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,889 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Complete
Genuine A-Grade Foodstuffs by Jadzia Bear reviews
There's a saying about men and hearts and stomachs... A crossover fic that finds Darcy Lewis from Thor on the good ship Serenity.
Crossover - Firefly & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Mal, Jayne, Darcy L. - Complete
Goal-Oriented by Emerald Ashes reviews
After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 696 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
A Parody of Sirius' Will Reading by Diresquirrel reviews
I've read one too many stories with long drawn out will readings where Sirius leaves Harry more money than the UK's GDP. In response I came up with this abomination.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 183 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Complete
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 2061 - Favs: 5,609 - Follows: 5,790 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
the capacity to be alone by live.die.be reviews
Sherlock, John, and the transition from being a person with no people to being a friend.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,246 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Ends with a Horse by ebfiddler reviews
It's a race against the clock as the crew tries to discover what Saffron has done to their ship before it's too late. Twelfth story in series.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 83,260 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Complete
The Dragon King's Temple by Kryal reviews
The spite of the spirits opened a door better left untouched. On the other hand, with Fire and Earth as one's allies, sometimes escaping is the easy part.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 212,762 - Reviews: 1422 - Favs: 2,942 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
A Wizard Named Harry by Bugz-Toon reviews
Harry Dresden has taken a lot of blows to the head over his career, and woken up in a lot of interesting places, but... aboard the Hogwarts Express in the body of an eleven-year-old boy with a lightning-bolt scar on his forehead? Yeah, that's a new one. Most people, they'd just enjoy the ride, but Dresden has read the books, and he REALLY doesn't like dark wizards...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,877 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 1,316 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - H. Dresden
Will You Go Out With My Big, Green AlterEgo? by dhauren reviews
Stark flipped his face plate up and studied the scene. "I think she just gave Hulk his first sexual experience." Thor comes to rescue Jane and Darcy with the Avengers in tow. Hulk makes an appearance, and is impressed by a taser-happy intern.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,106 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 2,262 - Follows: 2,231 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B.
Barcode by Accountkiller73158 reviews
Just a little scribble that popped into my head. Kinda E/P.
Leverage - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,218 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Parker, Eliot S.
The World's Greatest Chunin Exam Team by Dane Namor reviews
Set a year after the war. Naruto, frustrated at being told he's going to have to miss out on another Chunin exam due to no available teams, seeks to solve the problem himself. The story of an S-Class Ninja forming an equally ridiculous team to compete against Genin. [Some NaruHina] (Complete)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 61,419 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 3,021 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Light and Shadow by ebfiddler reviews
Waaaaay backstory about Mal's parents and life on Shadow. Fits in with my series of Firefly fanfics, but it is not necessary to have read my other stories to read this. To tide you over while I work on the next in my regular series.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,528 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012
What Begins with an Apple by ebfiddler reviews
A narrow escape leaves Serenity's crew reeling. A short journey to deliver a couple of crates of live chickens becomes much more complicated than anyone could have imagined. Picks up right where Two by Two by Two left off. Eleventh story in series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 69,376 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Complete
The Shiny Frontier by ebfiddler reviews
Missing scene from 5x06 "The Final Frontier." Humorous one-shot, slightly AU. At SuperNovaCon, Rick Castle is mistaken for the actor who played Captain Mal Reynolds on Firefly. You don't have to be a Firefly fan to read this, but you'll probably laugh more if you are!
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Extra Credit by Jadzia Bear reviews
Darcy Lewis makes a horrifying discovery—Captain America has no idea what an ipod is. She rectifies this situation. Also, other things happen.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,704 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Two by Two by Two by ebfiddler reviews
The crew leaves Bandiagara on a hopeful note, when they make good on a last-ditch attempt to keep flying. But things never go smooth for long, do they? The other shoe will drop... Action/Humor/Drama/Romance. Tenth story in series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,746 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Complete
Bandiagara by ebfiddler reviews
Picks up right where One Man's Trash left off. With a cargo hold full of gleanings from the junkyards of Beylix, Serenity heads towards the remote Rim world of Bandiagara. Can the crew avoid the notice of Blue Sun? Humor/Romance/Action/Drama. Ninth in series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,259 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Complete
All the Shades of Winter by Terion reviews
A story revolving around young Maggie as she grows up after Changes and the various interactions she has with her father, some written as flashbacks, others in the moment. Also included are Harry's interactions with other characters from the series.
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,805 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 5/31/2010
One Man's Trash by ebfiddler reviews
The crew delivers a cargo of cattle to Beylix for Sir Warwick Harrow. Jayne encounters someone from his past, and Mal discovers why River keeps quoting a certain aphorism. Humor/Action/Drama, and yes, some Romance, too. Eighth in series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,819 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Complete
Strobelight Serenade by panicandstartariot reviews
Movieverse: The Avengers are shanghaied into chaperoning a prom. Steve can't handle teens, Natasha loves LMFAO, Bruce has a minion, Thor's lost his shoes, Clint's a hipster, and Tony's going to fix everything with the Macarena. Steve/Tony if you squint.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,073 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Anthony S. - Complete
Shadow by ebfiddler reviews
The crew gets a job running cattle to Beylix, and nightmares from Mal's past come back to haunt him. Don't worry, it's not ALL dark. After all, with Jayne and cows aboard, something funny is bound to happen. The usual mix of Drama/Action/Humor/Romance. Seventh in series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,967 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Mal - Complete
The History of Music by NezumiPi reviews
Tony is enlisted to help Steve Rogers acclimate to the modern world. Expect humor, friendship, muted drama, and page after page of awkward conversations. As of now, slash if you squint.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,872 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Anthony S. - Complete
The Trial by ebfiddler reviews
Mal and the crew release some terraforming workers from slavery and give them passage to Persephone. The slaves are free, the heroes get rewarded, and everyone lives happily ever after, right? Except this is Firefly, so here's what happens instead…. Sixth in series.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,393 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Mal - Complete
Confessions of An Underpaid Therapist by Questioning.Silence reviews
Beckett's new therapist had no idea what she was getting into by accepting the detective as her client. She's in for a crazy few weeks as she learns the dramatic story of the writer and his detective and finally decides to do something to resolve it.
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,312 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Kate B. - Complete
Break Out by ebfiddler reviews
The crew discovers the dirty secret of a terraforming operation, and Mal concocts a plan. Fifth in series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,816 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Complete
Expectations by ebfiddler reviews
Serenity's new cargo comes with a complication. Drama/Action/Humor/Romance. All Firefly characters. Fourth in series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,036 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Zoe W., The Operative - Complete
Sparks Fly by ebfiddler reviews
Sparks fly aboard Serenity, in more than one way. Legal cargo, routine journey through space. What could possibly go wrong? Romance/Action/Drama/Humor. M/I. Features entire crew. Third story in series. Follows Adventures in Sitting. Please Review.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,850 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Mal, Inara - Complete
Comparison Envy by ebfiddler reviews
Humorous one-shot. Especially for Firefly fans who watch Castle. Serenity's men find the women gathered around the cortex screen, watching a drama featuring the actor Richard Castle. Rated K plus for gratuitous shirtlessness and pervasive silliness.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
Adventures in Sitting by ebfiddler reviews
The crew lands on Beaumonde for a job. Turns out legal cargo can be just as dangerous as the illegal kind. Action/Drama/Romance/Humor. Mal/Inara, Simon/Kaylee. Features entire crew. Second story in series. Follows A Lion's Mouth. Please review.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,833 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Saffron - Complete
A Lion's Mouth by ebfiddler reviews
Serenity encounters unexpected company. The crew experiences uncomfortable scrutiny from the almighty Alliance, and Mal revisits his darkest hours. First story in a series. Drama/Action/Humor/Romance. All canon characters.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,758 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Mal - Complete
The Unlikely Daughter by Anonymized Artichoke reviews
Death spends her day 500 years from now mortal trying alcohol for the first time. Which leads to trying something ELSE for the first time. The big question is, do the Endless or the crew of Serenity make an odder family?
Crossover - Sandman & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Death, Mal
The Princess Bride Job by themonkeytwin reviews
Fencing. Fighting. Torture. Revenge. Giants. Monsters. Chases. Escapes. True love. Miracles. And hitter, hacker, grifter, thief, mastermind. It had to be done, so I did.
Crossover - Princess Bride & Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,133 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6716 - Favs: 15,174 - Follows: 6,378 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Bank Job by Dyce reviews
A teaparty, a card game, a bank robbery and the last appearance of the Blue Hands. River and Jayne's relationship begins to take shape. Covers an alternate version of 'Serenity: Those Left Behind'. 3rd in the Horseshoe Nail series.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,175 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
Kinship by Dyce reviews
Jayne gets more attached to River, Simon and Inara become friends, and Mal is most unhappy. This is a sequel to 'Two Gorram Days',covering the time between 'Objects in Space' and 'Serenity: Those Left Behind'. PreRayne. 2nd in the Horseshoe Nail series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,705 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 104 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
Two Gorram Days by Dyce reviews
PostObjects in Space, preSerenity. Jayne is left all alone with a bad leg and a crazy girl for two days. It doesn't go as badly as it could. First in the Horseshoe Nail series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,353 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 142 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
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Team Anko reviews
(AU) [Rationality, meet Naruto] - Anko never wanted to lead a genin team. Sadly, the Hokage isn't okay with that; he hands her Naruto, Hinata, and Shino and orders her to "make them the best ninja and, more importantly, the best *people* possible." She's got her work cut out for her. M for combat and occasional cursing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 164,368 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 1,748 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 3/3/2015 - Anko M., Naruto U., Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
Episodic Parody: The Flash reviews
Much like my other fic, 'What if SG-1 weren't stupid', this is a mockery of various episodes of the 2014 'The Flash' TV show.
Flash - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/27/2015 - Barry A./The Flash
Supernaturally Rational reviews
What would happen if the people on Supernatural were able to think outside the box a little? What if they were more focused on saving lives than on being heroic? What if they were aware of the Randi Prize? Well, it might look something like this...
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/27/2015 - Sam W. - Complete
What if SG-1 weren't stupid? reviews
A rational take on Stargate SG-1, wherein each chapter is an episode and none of the characters are idiots. Extended version of my SG-1 oneshot of similar name. NOT ALL EPISODES ARE SHOWN, and they will not necessarily appear in order - they'll show up as I write them.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,140 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 7/5/2015 - Complete
Squiring the Phoenix reviews
[COMPLETE] A metafic of hezzel's fic, 'Following the Phoenix', which is in turn a fic of 'Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality'. Squiring the Phoenix picks up from where 'Following the Phoenix' leaves off and shows what happens next.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,933 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Wizard Named Harry in 505 Words reviews
A re-fic of Bugz-Toon's "A Wizard Named Harry", in which Harry Dresden wakes up in Harry Potter's body...and Dresden has read the HP books. You really should read the original, it's excellent. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Complete