Codename Jellybean
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Joined 09-08-13, id: 5111986, Profile Updated: 06-30-15
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello, lovely profile-viewing stranger! I am Codename Jellybean (you can call me CJ, or Fawry), and I am quite pleased to meet you.

I'm going to be almost 100% inactive as of now, but I'll still respond to PMs and shit.

Just your typical atypical nerdy social reject with a penchant for drawing, reading, and writing at the most inappropriate times. Music is a good thing.

Alto for eternity, and proud to be.

Likes humans. Gender doesn't matter, handwriting style does. Handwriting is important.

Y'all (I am from the South, I actually speak like this) can call me either with she/her, or ei/eir, I don't mind either one. I prefer the latter, yes, but my gender is currently bullshit so call me whatever.

Loves sleeping at four in the morning, Harry Potter, GLEE, Tamoria Pierce, Tolkein, Poe, the Beatles, Grouplove, Young the Giant, kickass harmonies, being quadlingual, drawing with 8B lead *faints*

Strongly dislikes being sleep deprived, intimidating people, mean people, sopranos (I'm just jealous), getting confused between your languages, smudging your drawing because you used 8B lead

Updates are going to be slow, bc bad brains are bad.

Talk at me about literally anything, I'll be happy to respond.

Have a great day, and remember that I love you-

xxCJxx

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Muggle Fairy Tales Are Mad! by Meltha reviews
During the Horcrux hunt in book 7, Hermione tells the boys Muggle fairy tales to pass the time. Now with "Zeus and the Tortoise."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 307,285 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 10/9/2023 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Pretentious Attention by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Petunia's life is supposedly perfect, but she finds herself seeking something more. Snape/Petunia.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/25/2014 - [Petunia D., Severus S.] - Complete
Long-Distance Diagram by Schermionie reviews
The long-distance diagram Lavender drew when she was sixteen was very different from the one she'd draw ten years on. Of course, it's different now that the one she's missing is a continent away, instead of just a few desks. [Parvati/Lavender femmeslash. Oneshot character/relationship sketch. Challenge response.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2014 - [Parvati P., Lavender B.] - Complete
Owned by speccy13 reviews
Finnick's story and the story of the rebellion, starting with the 65th Hunger Games. As a victor Finnick's life is no longer his own. Snow wants him as his puppet. The rebels want him to be a leader and a hero. Finnick just wants Annie. With edits for 2017.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 153 - Words: 350,156 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
The Diaries of Scorpius Malfoy by HP.que.nette reviews
Diary? Excuse me, but I'm a Malfoy. Malfoys don't write diaries. Merlin, no. We write man-journals. .:RoseScorpius multi-chap:.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,114 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
The White Album by cgner reviews
James poses as an advice charm in Lily's diary. He's really got to start thinking through his shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,083 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 118 - Published: 10/19/2012 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
The Bear and the Chipmunk by ImaginedInsanity reviews
"I wasn't always like this," Sebastian said softly and so earnestly that Dave almost didn't hear him. He sank down into a chair by the door, four feet from Dave's bed, as if he could catch suicide. "Neither was I," Dave replied with a sarcastic smile.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,199 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - D. Karofsky, Sebastian S.
Meeting Max by Zavocado reviews
When Kurt and Blaine go to their first Meet and Greet through their adoption agency they don't expect to fall in love with the first child they meet.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Storm in a Teacup by faithwood reviews
For reasons he'd rather not think about, Draco is obsessed with Potter's hair. This cannot end well. Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,425 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 176 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Canoodling by GhostOfBambi reviews
Written as part of a word war writing challenge - a little snapshot into the lives of two ordinary teenage Gryffindors, in which nothing much happens and people get hugged.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/17/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Long Overdue by Zavocado reviews
Ever since Blaine met Santana Lopez during their freshman year, she's been determined to make his sex life outrageous. There's just one problem: she's completely obliviously to who his perfect guy is. At least until now. AU, future!fic. Heavy on the smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,634 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Hero by ckofshadows reviews
They say a man's greatest hero is his father. For much of my life, I would have said that was true. Up until I met Burt Hummel, that is.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Blaine A., Burt H. - Complete
Daphne Greengrass and the 6th Year From Hell by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot reviews
COMPLETE! A Slytherin in the DA? Fighting at the Ministry? Crushing on The Chosen One? Now, I'm gonna pay. I'm Daphne Greengrass and my 6th year is turning into a bloody nightmare! An AU Slytherin and Trio friendship story tracking HBP. RHr, HPGW, MCDG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 199,785 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Ron W., Daphne G. - Complete
What's In A Name? by sillycucumber reviews
While doing rounds, Rose is confronted by someone desperate to tell her something. Something important.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,752 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Discovering Distraction by Adelaide E reviews
Ron has become more annoying than usual. And everybody knows annoying is a close sibling of sexy. Wait...it's not? Crap. Now Hermione's overactive mind has to find another reason to explain why she found him so distracting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,390 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/30/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
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Shadow and Fire reviews
There is bloody poetry scratched on your arms, and you're held screaming underwater as the shadows wind through your ribs and choke you. Why can't you go back to how things were? Weren't you happier then? But you're left, lost, in vast nothingness, searching for mythical happiness that you're not sure ever existed. / In which Cho Chang has depression/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2015
Delusions reviews
All you want to do is to stop feeling like you're drowning -drowning in blood, water, words, stares, yourself- but there are shadows that pry your eyes open at night and a group of sort-of-friends more broken than you are who can only try to fix you. Or: After the War, a group of friends try to forget what hells they went through.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 5/2/2015 - Ron W., Hermione G., Cho C., Blaise Z.
Fa Awry reviews
One-shots for competitions and such :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 10/18/2014
Seducing the Seducer reviews
One drunk kiss and some incriminating pictures that have been stolen are all Terry Boot has to remind of himself of that night. Now, to regain what is his (namely, said pictures and a boyfriend), Terry, who has the sex appeal of a dead chicken must seduce the sexiest man in Hogwarts. Of course that man has to be ages older than him and the very definition of evil. And straight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 12/6/2014
Shooting Stars reviews
They are two broken souls that somehow, have made each other whole together. Both penniless, friendless, alone. He has her, and she him, and that is all they ever wanted. *DRASTORIA
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Complete