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Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Hunger Games, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hi I'm HermioneGtheOboePlayer (incase you are like my brother and very stupid) I will now comense the fangirl junk!

I LOVE,LOVE,LOVE Harry Potter (gryffindor is red, Ravenclaw is blue, insult Harry Potter and I'll Crucio you. ;)) ( I Ravenclaw) (I am the spitting image of Herrmione) Hunger Games (I'm like Foxface with a bow) Septimus Heap (I am Marcia) Artemis Fowl (what an incredible coincidence, I'm a know-it-all tween/teen too) Percy Jackson (Daughter of Athena!)

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are)

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be rude and annoying.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, and stuck up.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have an issue with being loud.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (Have been one since the age of 5!)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm POLISH,so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in CHOIR, so I MUST be a dork and a gleek. (I really just don't like glee!)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, and stuck up.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Actually, I am crazy. Anyways...)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (OK moving on...)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling.
I read COMICS,so I MUST be a loser
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (Well, not me but my best friend does, and she got me into it 4 a while)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (I am but not of those people XD)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (no, no, and no
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (I have friends! Who read a lot... more than me... I finish a book a week people!)
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Doesn't everyone though?)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (I'M NOT OLD!!!!!!!!!)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak. (I HAVE FRIENDS... in marching band... moving on)
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I CAN'T HELP POINTING OUT MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm DANISH so I MUST be racist.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I’m HOME SCHOOLED so I MUST be a SOCIAL REJECT with no friends, or a SPELLING BEE winner.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief

Copy and paste this into your profile if you hate how girly girls travel in packs.


1. Harry Potter

2. Hermione Granger

3. Ron Weasley

4. Neville Longbottom

5. Katniss Everdeen

6. Primrose Everdeen

7. Percy Jackson

8. Annabeth Chase

9. Marcia Overstrand

10. Artemis Fowl

What would happen if number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? (Harry


Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? (Ron

Scream, Ronald Weasley you arse!

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?(Neville and Marcia

Get ready for a long hard life Neville/ I thought you were into Jenna's dad Marcia

Number 5 cooked you dinner? (Katniss

I sure hope its turkey. I really don't want to die

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? (Annabeth

Were you battling Percy again? Or was it you fell into Tarterus?

Number 9 made fun of your friends? (Marcia

Marcia! I thought you were just like me!

Number 10 ignored you all the time? (Artemis Fowl

Please come talk to me! I need an intelligent conversation from someone other than Hermione sometimes.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 2 do? (Hermione

Shes used to it, she is Harry Potter's best friend after all.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you? (Ron)

A book about quidditch.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction? (Artemis Fowl/ Harry Potter

I thought Artemis was ignoring me... I thought that I was better, I guess it's the brains

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? (Harry)

He's Harry bloody Potter for goodness sake!

You notice that 2 and 3 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?(Hermione/Ron)

Ron! Hermione is not going to do ALL of your homework for you!

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? (Harry/Prim

If they want to, I guess. Prim is sweet and Harry is well, Harry.

Is 3 Gay?(Ron

No. He married Hermione

What would 1 think of 2? (Harry/Hermione

That she is smart and awesome like always!

What would 4 envy about 5? (Neville/Katniss

She is better than him at Herbology

What would make 10 scared of 1? (Artemis Fowl/Harry

Yet again, he's Harry bloody Potter!

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?(Katniss/Prim

Maybe goodnight, they're bloody sisters people!

Number 3 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.(Ron/Marcia

Maybe, she is like Hermione.

How do you feel right now?

Interested in what that cat over there is playing with.

My name is Ella

I am three

My eyes are swollen

And I cannot see

I must be stupid

I must be bad

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me

I cant do a wrong

I cant speak at all

Or else I'm locked up

All day long

When I'm awake I'm alone

My folks aren't home

When my mommy comes home

I'll try to be nice

Then maybe I'll get

Just one whipping tonight

I just heard a car

My daddy is home

From Charlies Bar

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words

He says its my fault

He suffers at work

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more

I finally get free

And run to the door

Hes already locked it

I started to bawl

He grabs me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

My bones nearly broken

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken

"I'm sorry!" I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into an unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God have mercy!

O please let it end!

He finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lie there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Ella

I am three

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me to the soul

And If you have read this

And don't pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be affected

By this poem

And because you're affected

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!


Please pass it on.



You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis. (No, my friends are bibliomaniacs too!)
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card. (Sadly, I've gotten three B's but, in my defense, only one kid who went to my elementary school in my grade can check this off! CURSE YOU HIIIIISSSSSTTTTTOOOOORRRRRYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful. (what are those

How to annoy people in an elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

2 things to do before you die:

1) fill an empty jar of mayo with vanilla icing and walk around Walmart eating it

2) go up to a random stranger, hug them, and shout,"WAIT, YOUR NOT DUMBLEDORE!?"

Do you like exclamation points?!

(='.'=) This is Bunny.

(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!

In Remembrance to Severus Snape,

A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,

Who fought bravely to the very end,

And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,

And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,

With many jokes,

He's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby,

Who was more free and full of love,

Than any elf,

and most humans.

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,

The last real Marauder,

Who was not just a wonderful father,

An incredible husband and a brave hero,

As well as an awesome werewolf,

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,

Who died for the greater good,

And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,

In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody,

Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,

In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,

Who was pretty cool when he was younger,

But who got beat up thoroughly in the end,

In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,

Whose past and wisdom confused us,

Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,

But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,

Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,

She deserved everything she got in the end,

In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,

Who we really didn't know too well,

But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,

So he must've done something good...

Besides stalking Harry,

In Remembrance to Hedwig,

Harry's first real friend,

Who lived and died soaring.


In exactly 5 seconds you are going to follow these arrows

You are going to push the button

You are going to LIKE it, or else...

You are going to EXSPLODE!

Squirrels are on my back porch!!!!

I'm a tree!

Read my stories and like them, or I will stalk you and tell you what's what!

When teenagers see Edward Cullen jump from a skyscraper, 97% of them cry. Copy and paste this if you want to be the 3% percent that scream "DO A BACK-FLIP YOU SPARKLY JERK!" and laugh hysterically.

95% of girls would cry if Justin Bieber were kidnapped, copy/paste this into your profile if you're part of the 5% that is torturing your new prisoner!! (Mwahahaha!)

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

95 percent of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montana at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 percent that would shout "Jump already! And while you're at it, do a back-flip"

92% of the teenage population would be dead if the Jonas Brothers decided breathing wasn't cool. Put this on your signature if you would be one of the 8% laughing hysterically in the background!!!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile

if you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Justin Beiber is a girl, copy and paste this into your profile.

98% of teens would suffocate if Justin Beiber said it wasn't cool to breath anymore...copy & paste this on your profile if you're part of the 2% that would be laughing their butts off.

93 percent of Americans would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

Huh, whaddaya know? that reminds me of Lily and Petunia!

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (Thank god not! My hair used to go down to my butt!)
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped/sat in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else (Who hasn't?)
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it.
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it (then I make a point of telling them off when they do)
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person (BREAD CRUMBS) :D
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught (My dad)
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid (I assure them that I do stupid things!
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't (When with friends, all the time)
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about (TWIGLET!!!!)
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair (Every day!)
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird (Wouldn't that hurt?)
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper (Thanks Sarah!)
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours (Sis)
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class (*Cough Robin *cough)
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

I am that girl, the one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.

I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with nerdy things that only she would like, who can express herself better with writing than talking, and knows the importance of the little things in life that most overlook! Copy and paste if you can relate!

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS (Gentle replace the gender of just a few these)

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he/she rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him/her, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he/she breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dummy?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince/princess.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him/her and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person who made you cry

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will help you learn to drive

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Will help you find your way when you're lost

BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandma.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Hide you from the cops.

BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they are after you in the first place.

FRIENDS: lets you make an idiot of yourself in public

BEST FRIENDS: Is up there with you making an idiot out of herself/himself too.

FRIENDS: shout "BYE!" down the hall at school, not caring who thinks ur crazy.

BEST FRIENDS: Shout "I LOVE YOU" down the hall at school not caring who thinks ur gay

Your good friend: Will watch your pets when you go away.

BEST FRIENDS: Are not allowed to watch your pets anymore because of what happened last time.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with you

BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with you

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl/boy drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this stuff!

Be good readers and slap your siblings for me. I will proceed to do so myself! Goodbye while I go slap them!

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Lily's Defender by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Lily was bullied & teased for being too smart & a Muggleborn, until Sev, wealthy Prince heir, decides to defend her and cause the scandal of the decade. AU, LE/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 308,608 - Reviews: 2112 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 1h - Published: 6/18/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Cauldrons and Lilies by Jpena reviews
"This train will take you where you have to be. Severus, listen to me, this is a rare occasion." Albus held his shoulders and he realized he was shorter than the headmaster. That couldn't be, he'd been taller than Albus ever since he was nineteen and finally stopped growing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 112,945 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 10/10 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Sætta by StarsInTheRiver reviews
Loki was killed in the battle of New York, and reincarnated as a young boy. Although he remembers nothing but a few blurred memories at first, the arrival of old enemies seeking revenge awakens the worst of them. Now, in order to keep his life, he must earn the trust of the avengers, his brother, and himself. Some graphic violence and language. Avengers all living in Stark Tower.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 67,778 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 10/5 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Thor, Loki
The Magic- PJO&HP Xover by TheOppositeOfSinister reviews
So instead of Sally giving birth to Percy after a nice little holiday with the sea god- he rapes her. And instead of Percy having 2 evil granddaddy's like so many people like to write- his non-evil granddaddy is Dumbledore. Join Percy Jackson, growing up at hogwarts, with his 2 best friends- Gred and Forge Weasley. ON HIATUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,100 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/27 - Published: 9/20/2013
Severus's Letter by Bribles reviews
Everyone knows that Snape regrets turning the Prophecy over to Voldemort. What if, instead of going to Dumbledore about his mistake, he wrote a letter to his one time best friend? How would that have effected the events that transpired?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,771 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
To Our Dear Nations by axispowersshella reviews
Ever wondered what your favorite nations are up to? Have you wanted to ask them something, or even just say hello? Perhaps now is your chance, if you'd like. The nations have decided that they would like you, the reader, to send them letters of virtually anything and everything. You can ask any one of them, and they will be sure to answer you right away! Care to send one ?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 26,013 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 5/30/2014
How to be a girl- an Italy story by Fred and George Weasley Twins reviews
With a bet, and a spell, Italy becomes a Girl! She has to go through puberty, boys and other horrific girly things as the bosses give the countries a year off to have an experience of 21st centaury high school! Will she servive? Read to find out! Fred! Fem-ItalyxGermany! SpainXFem-Romano! PruHun! UKxFem-US! And other pairings! Rated T for refrences and Romano's mild language!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,480 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 6/18/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] [S. Italy/Romano, Spain]
Painless by otakuphiar reviews
Arthur Kirkland had never felt pain, not until he was nineteen years old. At the age of twenty-one, he got sent to a mental institution. Will a certain male-nurse at the hospital be able to free Arthur of his pain? (human AU) rated T for swearing and dark theme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,283 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 7/3/2014 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
A Study in Texts by remembernovember reviews
Consisting of texts between John and Sherlock, with some other characters popping up here and there. Eventual Johnlock (duh). INCOMPLETE AND STAYING THAT WAY
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 21,101 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 1/22/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.]
E-England? by larrklopp reviews
America finds out about one of England's main secrets. Join our favorite American as he learns about...Angels? Eventual UsUk. Rated T cause of a few swear words. Angel!England/America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 5/17/2014 - [America, England/Britain]
There's Something About England by SomethingSimsy reviews
When America goes searching for a missing England, he finds a fragile, amnesic child. When America starts to doubt everyone around him, he calls them crazy. When America discovers he is no longer in twenty-first century England and his only chance of an explanation has left him for dead, he sets out to find him. Can America make it in time, if time still exists? – Chibi / Chibirisu
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,864 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 3/16/2014 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada - Complete
America-Texas Not Good by GinnyJeanWeasley reviews
All right! This is my first fan fiction, it's a bit gory at points, explaining the rating. It is about what will happen if America breaks Texas and England has to take care of him. With Russia planning war on the Axis, Sealand feeling neglected, and a mysterious man, this can only mean one thing... trouble.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 4/30/2014 - England/Britain, America, Sealand
Caramel and Eccentric Blue by GinnyJeanWeasley reviews
Italy is feeling major levels of depression and expressing himself. When he feels he has found a lie in true love it could change the petite hyperactive nation for good. Gerita, Spamano, USUK, Prucan, and Pruhun. Rated T for language and self harm. Hopefully you guys will like this, because I'm going to try and stay with this fanfic. Sucky summary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,828 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 7/12/2014
Sunshine by CrossingTheBoundary reviews
Please don't take my sunshine away...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Sentenced by SarahKnight reviews
Virtual series 4 opener. Sherlock's in prison being targeted by a murderer, John's married to a pregnant assassin and Moriarty's back. Eventual JOHN/SHERLOCK.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,777 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 3/21/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Mary M., J. Moriarty - Complete
Christmas Decorations by BouquetOfDeadFlowers reviews
It's Christmas time, but England's mood doesn't seem to match it. However, America always knows how to change that. (USUK fluff)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2014 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
The King of Slytherin by NeonCandies reviews
Once Arthur Kirkland got his acceptance letter into Hogwarts he was ecstatic. He thought it was the chance to prove himself to his family. Arthur learns of his talent for magic and communication of the nonhuman kind. He runs into the young wizard Alfred F. Jones, who manages to turn his life upside down in the most unpleasant of ways. ((Future UsUk along with other pairings))
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 236,917 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada - Complete
30 Days of OTP - USUK by EmDashEnDashHyphen reviews
The meme for my OTP—America x England! Warning: may cause fangirling, feels, and/or eternal happiness. Rated T for some suggestive themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 17,086 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 5/25/2014 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Fk You Disney by NoRhymeNorReason reviews
England and America are cursed to keep living different fairy tale stories until they confess their love. One will play the unwilling prince, one will always be in distress, and two others will be there to help (or hinder) their happily ever after. UkUs, Kink meme de-anon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,208 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 10/25/2013 - [England/Britain, America] Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Like the Lilies by KomatheSoap reviews
Antonio contemplates the loss of one he held dear.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/13/2014 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
One Shot - Ice Cream by Meddling Mycroft reviews
Just a little one shot that I wrote up in spite of the upcoming summer. I hope that you enjoy it as much as the boys enjoy their ice cream. If convenient review, if inconvenient review all the same. Could be fluffy.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/2/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
New Change (Rewritten) by MusicIsMyLife1214000 reviews
A part of Harry Potter has always been resentful. He didn't have a family... but THEY did. Bitterness is never healthy. To nip it at its bud, Harry is sent to a different reality, where he is part of the Potter family - James Potter's twin brother. Harry Potter is ready for the new change, even if it means relearning everything at Hogwarts. Even if it means facing Voldemort again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,887 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Severus S., Marauders
Captain America and the Pirate by societallyDysfunctional reviews
America attends France's Halloween party expecting nothing interesting to occur. But what will happen when he spies a certain country in a rather realistic pirate costume and decides to have a little fun?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2014 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
My Dearest Arthur by 1776feels reviews
It's been 100 years since the Revolutionary War and America has finally decided to write England a letter addressing his feelings and telling him why he started the war in the first place.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2014 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
All Under a Single Roof by UnleashTheDinosaurs reviews
After another disastrous meeting, Canada invites everyone to stay in his mansion for a few months in order for everyone to bond. Participating in weekly group activities that focus on teamwork, will Canada's plan really pull everyone together? Or will it just cause even more tension than before? Includes Gerita, Usuk AND Fruk, Spamano, Dennor, Prucan, and more! Rated T for swearing
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,338 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 4/22/2014 - [America, England/Britain, France] Canada
Nico's Quest at Hogwarts by BloodyDemigod reviews
Nico di Angelo is on a quest to Hogwarts, his goal: protect Harry Potter, destroy Horcruxes and kill Voldemort. But can he do it without the Golden trio finding out about Demigods? Set in 5th year. Rated T for language and kinda-violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,738 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Harry P., Nico A.
The Birth of Severus Snape by Silverswaninthemoonlight reviews
Disclaimer: I own NOTHING! everything belongs to our Queen, JK Rowling. One afternoon in History of Magic, Professor Binns spontaneously asks James Potter a Question and James uses the opportunity to have a go at Snape. Based off a post I saw on ifunny. Special Thanks to RainbowSpring who gave me the idea for chapter 3
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Marauders, Severus S., Lily Evans P., Marlene M.
Alone by IamMissy reviews
Severus Snape was, is, and will be alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Do you Want To Go to Hogwarts? by theimpossiblepond reviews
Parody of: Do you want to Build a Snowman?, sung by Lily Evans to Severus Snape Me and my friend were really bored one day...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Here's your Stupid Present by Animerulzs1267 reviews
Hungary loves Christmas, but since this is a festive day, she has no choice but to give a present to the one who she dislikes-or more like-HATES the most. But what will this man give in return for her present? Rated T, PruHun, plus Special Ending. Please enjoy and Merry Christmas!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2013 - [Hungary, Prussia] - Complete
Crying by Hayashi Mikako reviews
"I hereby announce, Königreich Preußen... Is officially disbanded." "Are you crying...?" His hand moves, on its own, to wipe away a tear... "No!" he says, a little too loudly. "No way! I'm too awesome for..." His voice breaks. He watches the world fall as he feels his knees hit the cold marble floor. And he is crying.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 11/19/2013 - [Hungary, Prussia] - Complete
One Wish by Maya C. Tamika reviews
"If I could grant you any one wish right now, what would it be?" "...I would wish…for one thing in my life that just…consistently made sense." "...Okay." Short little PruHun oneshot. Involves being stuck in an elevator, childhood trauma, and cookies. Not necessarily in that order and not all of those necessarily have to do with the story itself.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2013 - [Hungary, Prussia] - Complete
Two Worlds Unite by Lilyflower456 reviews
My first fanfiction. So what happens when you let Harry Potter and Septimus Heap work together to save Magyk and magic? You get this story. (Sorry the summary sucks but the story will be better.) Has some Hermione/Ron and Jenna/Beetle. Rated K to be safe. I know it says only 4 characters but I will add in some more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Septimus Heap - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Harry P., Septimus H.
Enchanted by Fred and George Weasley Twins reviews
Elizaveta is betrothed to Roderick, but she hates him. On the night of Gilbert's birthday there is a ball. She goes... Will sparks fly? PruHun! A cute little One-shot! Rated T to be safe
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2013 - [Hungary, Prussia] - Complete
The Hogwarts Games by Kate Pendragon reviews
Katniss Everdeen and the other 23 Tributes of Panem are to take place in a different Hunger Games this year. This year, the Hunger Games will take place at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. As Katniss becomes accustom to using magic, the games begin. Katniss may not make it out alive when she goes head to head with Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Harry P., Katniss E.
Survival the Fittest by Isabella Katniss reviews
Everybody in Panem knows about the Hunger Games. But what they don't know is that "Works of Fiction" that were famous before the Wars, are real. And that they have their OWN hunger games. HP, Phin and Ferb, Rick Riordan works. Apologies for any mistakes!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Harry P.
Goblets of Hunger by Meister '93 reviews
What if the four contenders of the Triwizard Tournament ended up participating in the Hunger Games? What if Peeta never had the chance to publically proclaim his love for Katniss? What if Harry took his shoes in the role? Will this change what once was?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,295 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Harry P., Katniss E.
The Phoenix Games by FallingSunset reviews
Four Districts: Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw and Slytherin. Twenty-four tributes. One Winner. Welcome to the Phoenix Games and may the odds be ever in your favor!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,963 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Harry P.
The Ministry Magic Games by TheCornucopia reviews
Death, Life, Failure, Executions. Hermione Granger has faced all these things but she is yet to face the worst: The Ministry Magic Games. 24 Wizards and Witches placed in an arena to fight to the death. Friends turn against Friends, Enemies become Allies
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Hermione G.
Speak Now by Can'tGetEnoughPotter reviews
SongFiction: Severus goes to Lily's wedding, uninvited. Will he speak up? Or break down?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Septimus vs Harry by I love Magyk reviews
Jenna is planning an event that involves two great wizards. Her adopted brother Septimus Heap. And Harry Potter. The two will compete to find out who the better wizard is.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Septimus Heap - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009
We'll Meet Again by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. London pub owner Arthur Kirkland is driven to distraction by loud, brash American fighter pilot Alfred Jones. Unable to stop it, Arthur finds himself falling for Alfred's charms... just as the pilot is preparing to leave for war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,415 - Reviews: 1846 - Favs: 4,704 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Kites and Heartstrings by happilyinsane13 reviews
Severus and Lily discuss the joy of kites. Years later at Lily's wedding, she realizes the significance of it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
From a Death to a Wedding by Lily-Rain77 reviews
More fluff, Lily/Severus just after James dies. Cute with a happy ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Dreaming with a Broken Heart by wotchertonks7 reviews
SSxLE. On the day before her wedding, Lily decides to risk everything for love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,040 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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Adventures With Kirklands and Gayness
So, basically, it may look like crack fic at first, but I swear it has plot. The nations all go to a meeting. All the nations. Even the smallest ones that usually don't. There are too many eyebrows to count. From there, everything goes downhill. Sucky summary is sucky. (Rated T because there will later be some more questionable scenes. Warnings at top of page)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/16 - [America, England/Britain] France, Hungary
Love is All but Black and White reviews
He bumped into someone's knee. Looking down to apologise, he noticed something strange. The man had stunning green eyes. Takes place in a world where colours, taste, and the sensation of touch do not exist. Everything is dull. Sorry, I suck at summaries... Rated T because I'm paranoid. Sorry.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [America, England/Britain]
19 years later reviews
Have you ever wondered what may have happened after Hogwarts? To the children of the Golden Trio and who could forget, Draco Malfoy. This my first fic so I hope you enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Rose W., James S. P.
England is drinking on the Fourth of July. Nothing out of the ordinary, right? Wrong. England wakes up later in a wedding dress. What happened last night? Read to find out. I know the summary sucks, just bare with me on this one. It's good, trust me. Rated T because I am paranoid.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2014
Roderich's Girl reviews
HI! This a parody to Jessie's Girl by Rick Springfield that Prussia is responsible for. It starts after he finds out that Hungary (Lizzie) is a girl and then jumps to when her and Austria (Roderich) started dating. I hope you like it!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Austria, Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Love Is A Tricky Thing reviews
Everyone has heard the Prince's Tale, but no one knows about the rest of his story. Snape was harassed by his father when he was young and tormented constantly by the Marauders at school. Poor guy must have an interesting story, right? T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Lily Evans P., Marauders, Severus S.
Sev's Song reviews
To the tune of Do You Want To Build A Snowman? My sister wrote this amazing song, I hope you love it! Review for my little sis! This is Snape singing to Lily over time like Anna sung to Elsa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Fred Meets the Maureders reviews
The one and only Fanfic based after Fred's death that will make you smile. Fred joins heaven and finds out who the Maureders are. One-shot, may be continued if I get enough feedback. This is my b-day fanfic treat!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Fred W., James P., Remus L., Sirius B.
Against All Odds reviews
It is reaping day in District three and Max is worried about Freak. What if they are both chosen? What he doesn't realize that the Quarter Quell twist will destroy every moral he has and change his world forever. Rated K just for the violence. :)
Crossover - Hunger Games & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Katniss E., Harry P., Ginny W.