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Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Hunger Games, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Hi I'm HermioneGtheOboePlayer (incase you are like my brother and very stupid) I will now comense the fangirl junk!
I LOVE,LOVE,LOVE Harry Potter (gryffindor is red, Ravenclaw is blue, insult Harry Potter and I'll Crucio you. ;)) ( I Ravenclaw) (I am the spitting image of Herrmione) Hunger Games (I'm like Foxface with a bow) Septimus Heap (I am Marcia) Artemis Fowl (what an incredible coincidence, I'm a know-it-all tween/teen too) Percy Jackson (Daughter of Athena!)
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are)
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.
On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief
Copy and paste this into your profile if you hate how girly girls travel in packs.
LIST RANDOM CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THEIR WORLD(You can use OC's)
1. Harry Potter
2. Hermione Granger
3. Ron Weasley
4. Neville Longbottom
5. Katniss Everdeen
6. Primrose Everdeen
7. Percy Jackson
8. Annabeth Chase
9. Marcia Overstrand
10. Artemis Fowl
What would happen if number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? (Harry
OMG!!!!!! HARRY POTTER IS IN MY HOUSE
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? (Ron
Scream, Ronald Weasley you arse!
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?(Neville and Marcia
Get ready for a long hard life Neville/ I thought you were into Jenna's dad Marcia
Number 5 cooked you dinner? (Katniss
I sure hope its turkey. I really don't want to die
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? (Annabeth
Were you battling Percy again? Or was it you fell into Tarterus?
Number 9 made fun of your friends? (Marcia
Marcia! I thought you were just like me!
Number 10 ignored you all the time? (Artemis Fowl
Please come talk to me! I need an intelligent conversation from someone other than Hermione sometimes.
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 2 do? (Hermione
Shes used to it, she is Harry Potter's best friend after all.
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you? (Ron)
A book about quidditch.
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction? (Artemis Fowl/ Harry Potter
I thought Artemis was ignoring me... I thought that I was better, I guess it's the brains
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? (Harry)
He's Harry bloody Potter for goodness sake!
You notice that 2 and 3 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?(Hermione/Ron)
Ron! Hermione is not going to do ALL of your homework for you!
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? (Harry/Prim
If they want to, I guess. Prim is sweet and Harry is well, Harry.
Is 3 Gay?(Ron
No. He married Hermione
What would 1 think of 2? (Harry/Hermione
That she is smart and awesome like always!
What would 4 envy about 5? (Neville/Katniss
She is better than him at Herbology
What would make 10 scared of 1? (Artemis Fowl/Harry
Yet again, he's Harry bloody Potter!
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?(Katniss/Prim
Maybe goodnight, they're bloody sisters people!
Number 3 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.(Ron/Marcia
Maybe, she is like Hermione.
How do you feel right now?
Interested in what that cat over there is playing with.
My name is Ella
I am three
My eyes are swollen
And I cannot see
I must be stupid
I must be bad
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me
I cant do a wrong
I cant speak at all
Or else I'm locked up
All day long
When I'm awake I'm alone
My folks aren't home
When my mommy comes home
I'll try to be nice
Then maybe I'll get
Just one whipping tonight
I just heard a car
My daddy is home
From Charlies Bar
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words
He says its my fault
He suffers at work
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more
I finally get free
And run to the door
Hes already locked it
I started to bawl
He grabs me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
My bones nearly broken
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken
"I'm sorry!" I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into an unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God have mercy!
O please let it end!
He finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lie there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Ella
I am three
Tonight my daddy
And you can help
Sickens me to the soul
And If you have read this
And don't pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be affected
By this poem
And because you're affected
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
Please pass it on.
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
How to annoy people in an elevator:
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
2 things to do before you die:
1) fill an empty jar of mayo with vanilla icing and walk around Walmart eating it
2) go up to a random stranger, hug them, and shout,"WAIT, YOUR NOT DUMBLEDORE!?"
Do you like exclamation points?!
(='.'=) This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!
In Remembrance to Severus Snape,
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,
In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,
Who fought bravely to the very end,
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,
With many jokes,
He's got forever to think of them, right?
In Remembrance to Dobby,
Who was more free and full of love,
Than any elf,
and most humans.
In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,
The last real Marauder,
Who was not just a wonderful father,
An incredible husband and a brave hero,
As well as an awesome werewolf,
In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,
Who died for the greater good,
And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,
In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody,
Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,
In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,
Who was pretty cool when he was younger,
But who got beat up thoroughly in the end,
In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,
Whose past and wisdom confused us,
Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,
But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,
Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,
She deserved everything she got in the end,
In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,
Who we really didn't know too well,
But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,
So he must've done something good...
Besides stalking Harry,
In Remembrance to Hedwig,
Harry's first real friend,
Who lived and died soaring.
90% OF TEENS WOULD HAVE A BREAKDOWN IF JUSTIN BEIBER WAS STANDING ON THE EDGE OF A TOWER READY TO JUMP. COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOUR ONE OF THE 10% OF PEOPLE THAT WOULD BRING A LAWN CHAIR AND POPCORN AND SCREAM "HAVE FUN!!"
In exactly 5 seconds you are going to follow these arrows
You are going to push the button
You are going to LIKE it, or else...
You are going to EXSPLODE!
Squirrels are on my back porch!!!!
I'm a tree!
Read my stories and like them, or I will stalk you and tell you what's what!
When teenagers see Edward Cullen jump from a skyscraper, 97% of them cry. Copy and paste this if you want to be the 3% percent that scream "DO A BACK-FLIP YOU SPARKLY JERK!" and laugh hysterically.
95% of girls would cry if Justin Bieber were kidnapped, copy/paste this into your profile if you're part of the 5% that is torturing your new prisoner!! (Mwahahaha!)
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.
95 percent of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montana at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 percent that would shout "Jump already! And while you're at it, do a back-flip"
92% of the teenage population would be dead if the Jonas Brothers decided breathing wasn't cool. Put this on your signature if you would be one of the 8% laughing hysterically in the background!!!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile
if you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Justin Beiber is a girl, copy and paste this into your profile.
98% of teens would suffocate if Justin Beiber said it wasn't cool to breath anymore...copy & paste this on your profile if you're part of the 2% that would be laughing their butts off.
93 percent of Americans would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
Huh, whaddaya know? that reminds me of Lily and Petunia!
This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
I am that girl, the one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.
I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with nerdy things that only she would like, who can express herself better with writing than talking, and knows the importance of the little things in life that most overlook! Copy and paste if you can relate!
FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS (Gentle replace the gender of just a few these)
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he/she rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him/her, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he/she breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dummy?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince/princess.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him/her and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person who made you cry
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will help you learn to drive
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Will help you find your way when you're lost
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandma.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Hide you from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they are after you in the first place.
FRIENDS: lets you make an idiot of yourself in public
BEST FRIENDS: Is up there with you making an idiot out of herself/himself too.
FRIENDS: shout "BYE!" down the hall at school, not caring who thinks ur crazy.
BEST FRIENDS: Shout "I LOVE YOU" down the hall at school not caring who thinks ur gay
Your good friend: Will watch your pets when you go away.
BEST FRIENDS: Are not allowed to watch your pets anymore because of what happened last time.
FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with you
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with you
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl/boy drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this stuff!
Be good readers and slap your siblings for me. I will proceed to do so myself! Goodbye while I go slap them!