Hi I'm HermioneGtheOboePlayer (incase you are like my brother and very stupid) I will now comense the fangirl junk!

I LOVE,LOVE,LOVE Harry Potter (gryffindor is red, Ravenclaw is blue, insult Harry Potter and I'll Crucio you. ;)) ( I Ravenclaw) (I am the spitting image of Herrmione) Hunger Games (I'm like Foxface with a bow) Septimus Heap (I am Marcia) Artemis Fowl (what an incredible coincidence, I'm a know-it-all tween/teen too) Percy Jackson (Daughter of Athena!)

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are)

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be rude and annoying.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, and stuck up.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have an issue with being loud.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (Have been one since the age of 5!)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF BOYS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm POLISH,so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in CHOIR, so I MUST be a dork and a gleek. (I really just don't like glee!)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, and stuck up.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Actually, I am crazy. Anyways...)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (OK moving on...)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling.
I read COMICS,so I MUST be a loser
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (Well, not me but my best friend does, and she got me into it 4 a while)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (I am but not of those people XD)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (no, no, and no
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (I have friends! Who read a lot... more than me... I finish a book a week people!)
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Doesn't everyone though?)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (I'M NOT OLD!!!!!!!!!)
I'm a HUMAN, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a GRAMMAR NERD. (I am but... OK.)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak. (I HAVE FRIENDS... in marching band... moving on)
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I CAN'T HELP POINTING OUT MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm DANISH so I MUST be racist.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I’m HOME SCHOOLED so I MUST be a SOCIAL REJECT with no friends, or a SPELLING BEE winner.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief

Copy and paste this into your profile if you hate how girly girls travel in packs.

LIST RANDOM CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THEIR WORLD(You can use OC's)

1. Harry Potter

2. Hermione Granger

3. Ron Weasley

4. Neville Longbottom

5. Katniss Everdeen

6. Primrose Everdeen

7. Percy Jackson

8. Annabeth Chase

9. Marcia Overstrand

10. Artemis Fowl

What would happen if number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? (Harry

OMG!!!!!! HARRY POTTER IS IN MY HOUSE

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? (Ron

Scream, Ronald Weasley you arse!

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?(Neville and Marcia

Get ready for a long hard life Neville/ I thought you were into Jenna's dad Marcia

Number 5 cooked you dinner? (Katniss

I sure hope its turkey. I really don't want to die

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? (Annabeth

Were you battling Percy again? Or was it you fell into Tarterus?

Number 9 made fun of your friends? (Marcia

Marcia! I thought you were just like me!

Number 10 ignored you all the time? (Artemis Fowl

Please come talk to me! I need an intelligent conversation from someone other than Hermione sometimes.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 2 do? (Hermione

Shes used to it, she is Harry Potter's best friend after all.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you? (Ron)

A book about quidditch.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction? (Artemis Fowl/ Harry Potter

I thought Artemis was ignoring me... I thought that I was better, I guess it's the brains

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? (Harry)

He's Harry bloody Potter for goodness sake!

You notice that 2 and 3 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?(Hermione/Ron)

Ron! Hermione is not going to do ALL of your homework for you!

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? (Harry/Prim

If they want to, I guess. Prim is sweet and Harry is well, Harry.

Is 3 Gay?(Ron

No. He married Hermione

What would 1 think of 2? (Harry/Hermione

That she is smart and awesome like always!

What would 4 envy about 5? (Neville/Katniss

She is better than him at Herbology

What would make 10 scared of 1? (Artemis Fowl/Harry

Yet again, he's Harry bloody Potter!

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?(Katniss/Prim

Maybe goodnight, they're bloody sisters people!

Number 3 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.(Ron/Marcia

Maybe, she is like Hermione.

How do you feel right now?

Interested in what that cat over there is playing with.

My name is Ella

I am three

My eyes are swollen

And I cannot see

I must be stupid

I must be bad

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me

I cant do a wrong

I cant speak at all

Or else I'm locked up

All day long

When I'm awake I'm alone

My folks aren't home

When my mommy comes home

I'll try to be nice

Then maybe I'll get

Just one whipping tonight

I just heard a car

My daddy is home

From Charlies Bar

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words

He says its my fault

He suffers at work

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more

I finally get free

And run to the door

Hes already locked it

I started to bawl

He grabs me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

My bones nearly broken

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken

"I'm sorry!" I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into an unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God have mercy!

O please let it end!

He finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lie there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Ella

I am three

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me to the soul

And If you have read this

And don't pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be affected

By this poem

And because you're affected

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

Please pass it on.

8/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis. (No, my friends are bibliomaniacs too!)
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card. (Sadly, I've gotten three B's but, in my defense, only one kid who went to my elementary school in my grade can check this off! CURSE YOU HIIIIISSSSSTTTTTOOOOORRRRRYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful. (what are those

How to annoy people in an elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

2 things to do before you die:

1) fill an empty jar of mayo with vanilla icing and walk around Walmart eating it

2) go up to a random stranger, hug them, and shout,"WAIT, YOUR NOT DUMBLEDORE!?"

Do you like exclamation points?!

(='.'=) This is Bunny.

(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!

In Remembrance to Severus Snape,

A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,

Who fought bravely to the very end,

And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,

And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,

With many jokes,

He's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby,

Who was more free and full of love,

Than any elf,

and most humans.

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,

The last real Marauder,

Who was not just a wonderful father,

An incredible husband and a brave hero,

As well as an awesome werewolf,

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,

Who died for the greater good,

And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,

In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody,

Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,

In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,

Who was pretty cool when he was younger,

But who got beat up thoroughly in the end,

In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,

Whose past and wisdom confused us,

Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,

But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,

Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,

She deserved everything she got in the end,

In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,

Who we really didn't know too well,

But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,

So he must've done something good...

Besides stalking Harry,

In Remembrance to Hedwig,

Harry's first real friend,

Who lived and died soaring.

90% OF TEENS WOULD HAVE A BREAKDOWN IF JUSTIN BEIBER WAS STANDING ON THE EDGE OF A TOWER READY TO JUMP. COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOUR ONE OF THE 10% OF PEOPLE THAT WOULD BRING A LAWN CHAIR AND POPCORN AND SCREAM "HAVE FUN!!"

In exactly 5 seconds you are going to follow these arrows

You are going to push the button

You are going to LIKE it, or else...

You are going to EXSPLODE!

Squirrels are on my back porch!!!!

I'm a tree!

Read my stories and like them, or I will stalk you and tell you what's what!

When teenagers see Edward Cullen jump from a skyscraper, 97% of them cry. Copy and paste this if you want to be the 3% percent that scream "DO A BACK-FLIP YOU SPARKLY JERK!" and laugh hysterically.

95% of girls would cry if Justin Bieber were kidnapped, copy/paste this into your profile if you're part of the 5% that is torturing your new prisoner!! (Mwahahaha!)

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

95 percent of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montana at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 percent that would shout "Jump already! And while you're at it, do a back-flip"

92% of the teenage population would be dead if the Jonas Brothers decided breathing wasn't cool. Put this on your signature if you would be one of the 8% laughing hysterically in the background!!!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile

if you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Justin Beiber is a girl, copy and paste this into your profile.

98% of teens would suffocate if Justin Beiber said it wasn't cool to breath anymore...copy & paste this on your profile if you're part of the 2% that would be laughing their butts off.

93 percent of Americans would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

Huh, whaddaya know? that reminds me of Lily and Petunia!

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (Thank god not! My hair used to go down to my butt!)
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped/sat in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else (Who hasn't?)
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it.
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it (then I make a point of telling them off when they do)
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person (BREAD CRUMBS) :D
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught (My dad)
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid (I assure them that I do stupid things!
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't (When with friends, all the time)
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about (TWIGLET!!!!)
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair (Every day!)
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird (Wouldn't that hurt?)
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper (Thanks Sarah!)
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours (Sis)
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class (*Cough Robin *cough)
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

I am that girl, the one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.

I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with nerdy things that only she would like, who can express herself better with writing than talking, and knows the importance of the little things in life that most overlook! Copy and paste if you can relate!

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS (Gentle replace the gender of just a few these)

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he/she rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him/her, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he/she breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dummy?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince/princess.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him/her and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person who made you cry

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will help you learn to drive

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Will help you find your way when you're lost

BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandma.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Hide you from the cops.

BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they are after you in the first place.

FRIENDS: lets you make an idiot of yourself in public

BEST FRIENDS: Is up there with you making an idiot out of herself/himself too.

FRIENDS: shout "BYE!" down the hall at school, not caring who thinks ur crazy.

BEST FRIENDS: Shout "I LOVE YOU" down the hall at school not caring who thinks ur gay

Your good friend: Will watch your pets when you go away.

BEST FRIENDS: Are not allowed to watch your pets anymore because of what happened last time.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with you

BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with you

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl/boy drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this stuff!

Be good readers and slap your siblings for me. I will proceed to do so myself! Goodbye while I go slap them!