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Joined 1998, id: 5117, Profile Updated: 04-09-13
Author has written 38 stories for Star Wars, Xena: Warrior Princess, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Harry Potter, X-Men: The Movie, Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Mummy, Brimstone, Lord of the Rings, Witch Hunter Robin, and Life on Mars.

HERE IT COMES, THE SOUND OF DRUMS!


Some of my current favorite fandoms:

I did away with this listing - I change favorite fandoms so often. I'm not fickle, there's just SO MUCH SHINY out there.

Fandoms I Attempt/Have Attempted To Write For:

Buffy, The Vampire Slayer, Star Wars, Xena, Brimstone, Harry Potter, Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Witch Hunter Robin, FullMetal Alchemist, Naruto, The Lord of the Rings (books), The X-Men (movies), Doctor Who, Life on Mars, Supernatural.

Mini Me Bio:

I've been writing fan fiction for several years, beginning with the show seaQuest DSV. Shut up, that was a VERY cool show! My obsession with Crossovers didn't begin until I started watching Buffy in its second season. Something about Buffy and crossing it with other series/movies/books that was awfully appealing to me. Since then, I've delved into many other fandoms, as you can see from my laundry list of uploaded fic.

I have no life.

A few small facts:


THE WALKING DEAD. COMIC, SHOW - IT'S ALL PERFECTION IN A ZOMBIE FORMED BOTTLE.

I tend to be a gen writer. It's rare I'll do anything but. I like to write plot and dialogue. That's just how I roll, yanno?

Tolkien Purist. Though I enjoyed the movie version of FOTR, saw TTT and ROTK, I am a Purist. My LOTR works are done with a fellow purist so if you're looking for movie based fic from me, sorry. Won't find it.

I don't do incest. I don't begrudge anyone the right to enjoy it. I'm in several fandoms where incest pairings run rampant and I'd just as soon stay away from it than butt heads with the fans. Petrellicest, Elricest, Wincest, et. al - not interested.

In my animes/mangas, I don't do much yaoi/yuri/shoujo ai/shonen ai. I can count all of the slash pairings I dig on, erm, two hands. Maybe a foot, if I use my imagination. Weird, huh? The anime/manga world turned me HET! GAH! But it's all good. It's nice to be fascinated by something other than same sex "luv".

I've pretty much given up on Supernatural winning me back. I hated the last three seasons so fucking much. And I wish Castiuseless would die in a fire. By far, the WORST thing to ever happen to the show. Sorry, girls, I hate him.

I ADORE THE NEW DOCTOR WHO. MATT SMITH IS WONDERFUL. HIS DOCTOR IS A DREAM.

I have finally discovered the utter brilliance and TRUTH that is RED DWARF. Those who have tried to imitate since? Bitches ain't SHIT.

GAME OF THRONES/A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE ARE PURE GENIUS AND LOVE AND ALL THAT IS BEAUTIFUL IN LIFE. RESPECT THE BAD-ASS THAT IS CATELYN STARK! RESPECT HER, BITCHES.

Shake It Up! ate my soul, too. I cannot believe I fangirl a fucking Disney channel show. What the fucking HELL, universe?

Works In Progress:

I'm quite possibly considering a crossover between Oz The Great and Powerful and Doctor Who, with Team Eleven and Clara. It just hit me out of nowhere. Watch this space.

Quotes Of My Life:

"Why do people have to die?"
"To make life important."

- Tracy Blaire, Nate Fisher, Six Feet Under.

"If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today."

- Spider Jerusalem, Transmetropolitan.

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Interrogation by The Fake Alchemist reviews
Kakashi needs information that Kabuto may know. He'll get it out of him one way or another. (Yaoi)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2005
Nights Like This by Eilan-san reviews
[OneShot] Ed and Winry share moments of each other on a cool summer night. [EdWinry] Warning: Spoilers for the end of the series.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Complete
Money Shots by Ministry Agent reviews
Sometimes girls are just at that... difficult... stage of communication.
Gunslinger Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2004
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Future Shock reviews
Investigation of a mysterious opening between dimensions brings the Doctor and Martha to the US, in 2007. However, as a result, they end up with more trouble than they'd ever planned on ... Dean Winchester.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,721 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - 10th Doctor, Dean W. - Complete
Sympathy For the Devil reviews
Sam discovers an expert in demon deals. The Winchesters' quest to find the woman and learn the information she possesses causes more trouble than they could have ever imagined.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,469 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Nocturne reviews
One of Sam's visions leads the Winchesters back to Kansas, but nothing, and no one, is exactly what it seems.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,398 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Comfortably Numb reviews
Life On Mars UK & Doctor Who crossover. The Doctor attempts to help a relative of Rose's.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Life on Mars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,415 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/23/2007 - 10th Doctor, Sam T. - Complete
Love Is A Verb reviews
Ed and Winry are trapped in the basement of the Rockbell home. With no way out. A few manga spoilers.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,673 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Stop Your Crying reviews
Depressed over being stuck in Kakashi's shadow once again, Obito finds support from someone he truly admires.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Torune, Rin - Complete
R & R reviews
On a rare afternoon off, Temari and Shikamaru play a game. Posttime jump – spoilers for last ten or so manga chapters!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Real Gunsmoke Blues Part II reviews
Cowboy Bebop & Trigun crossover. In a last ditch effort to destroy humankind, Knives treks into the past. Vash, as well as Meryl, is dragged along for the ride.
Crossover - Trigun & Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,078 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/18/2005 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Complete
It's For You reviews
Winry does something nice for Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Sing For Absolution reviews
Pre-series. Spike Spiegel and Faye Valentine meet by chance and find a little enlightenment.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Faye V., Spike S. - Complete
Stranger Like Me reviews
X-Men movies-Witch Hunter Robin crossover: A firewielding mutant meets a firewielding witch on a cold day in New York City.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Witch Hunter Robin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,474 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Pyro, Robin S. - Complete
The Real Gunsmoke Blues reviews
Trigun & Cowboy Bebop. An unexplained incident in hyperspace throws the Bebop across the universe, into the future, and to planet named Gunsmoke.
Crossover - Trigun & Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,091 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 2/7/2004 - Complete
The Ghost Of You reviews
Post-series. Faye deals with her feelings about Spike. And Jet finds out just how much she really cares.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2004 - Faye V. - Complete
The Value of a Dimensionless Mirage reviews
A fellow mutant at Xavier's School, Danielle Moonstar, helps Pyro figure out how to express his feelings to Rogue.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,581 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/18/2003 - Pyro - Complete
Focus reviews
When Mystique is stuck babysitting John, she makes the most of it by teaching him a lesson. Like JBR? You might like this, then.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/15/2003 - Pyro, Mystique - Complete
Untouchable reviews
John proves a point to Rogue about something. JohnBobbyRogue references!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2003 - Rogue, Pyro - Complete
Median reviews
Bobby muses about John's leaving, Rogue helps him deal with it. BobbyRogueJohn allusions!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Iceman - Complete
I'm Not Like Everybody Else reviews
By chance, Bobby and Rogue run across John, and they attempt to make him reconsider his alliance with Magneto.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Pyro - Complete
Through A Glass, Darkly reviews
Two years after Harry and his friends have left Hogwarts, the young wizard is brought face to face with his destiny. Will he survive? Will he remain ... Just Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,225 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Stop Talking reviews
Ron and Hermione's fighting leads them to an interesting place. With a little help from Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2003 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Dark Night of the Soul 2 reviews
Sauron wasn't too pleased with how things turned out in his encounter with the Scooby Gang. The future of the world – past and present - is in danger. Can the Scoobs save it and themselves?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,473 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/11/2003 - Published: 6/5/2002 - Complete
Examination of Conscience reviews
The guilt over his crimes pushes Harry to do the unthinkable. Sequel to RIAD, SOS, Black Celebration.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,413 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2002 - Harry P. - Complete
Black Celebration reviews
Sequel to Ruined In A Day & Sea of Sin. Harry suspects Ron and Hermione know all of his secrets. Will he go to extremes to make sure they never tell a soul?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,025 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Harry P. - Complete
Sea Of Sin reviews
Sequel to Ruined In A Day. Harry continues his fall into darkness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,805 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/4/2002 - Harry P. - Complete
Ruined In A Day reviews
Harry makes a foray into his own dark side ... with shattering consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,338 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/24/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Dark Night Of the Soul reviews
Thanks to the Hellmouth, Buffy, Xander, Willow and Giles are transported back in time ... to the days when Elves, Hobbits, Orcs and Men roamed the lands.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 83,429 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/1/2002 - Published: 3/20/2002 - Complete
Uninvited Part Two reviews
Final chapter in the epic Buffy: the Vampire Slayer & Star Wars prequel-verse saga! Another trip back to the SW-verse for Buffy and Xander, in search of a missing Scooby.
Crossover - Star Wars & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,720 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/28/2000 - Complete
Uninvited Part One reviews
Final chapter in the epic Buffy: the Vampire Slayer & Star Wars prequel-verse saga! Another trip back to the SW-verse for Buffy and Xander, in search of a missing Scooby.
Crossover - Star Wars & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,239 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11/27/2000 - Complete
If I Should Die Before I Wake reviews
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Brimstone crossover. Buffy's targeted by one of the Damned, can Zeke Stone save her in time?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Brimstone - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,815 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2000 - Complete
Back In The Bottle reviews
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Brimstone crossver. Zeke Stone comes to Sunnydale looking for Ash but finds so much more.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Brimstone - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,210 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2000 - Complete
The Great Pretender reviews
Sappy & cheesy, but clean!, Doyle & Cordy shipper fic. Cordelia shares a painful memory with Doyle.
Angel - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/1999 - Cordelia C., Doyle - Complete
Enter The Avatar reviews
Buffy: the Vampire Slayer & The Mummy 1999 crossover. Evil never dies, it is merely reborn...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,080 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/1999 - Anck-Su-Namun - Complete
Across The Universe Pt 2 reviews
Buffy & SW: Phantom Mencace. Sequel to Death of the Chosen One, Revenge of the Jinn.
Crossover - Star Wars & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,319 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/1999 - Complete
Across The Universe Pt 1 reviews
Buffy & Star Wars: The Phantom Menace. Sequel to Death Of The Chosen One, Revenge of The Jinn.
Crossover - Star Wars & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,682 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/1999 - Complete
Revenge of the Jinn reviews
Sequel to Star Wars * Buffy crossover, Death Of The Chosen One. Saar's sister comes to Sunnydale to exact revenge on EVERYONE for her brother's death.
Crossover - Star Wars & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,134 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/1999 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Death Of the Chosen One reviews
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Star Wars: Phantom Menace. Buffy gets whisked away to the Star Warsverse by an evil Jinn spirit.
Crossover - Star Wars & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,223 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/1999 - Obi-Wan K., Buffy S. - Complete
Let Sleeping Immortals Lie reviews
Crossover Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Xena: Warrior Princess. Callisto teams up with Spike & Dru to kill Buffy.
Crossover - Xena: Warrior Princess & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,737 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/1999 - Callisto - Complete
The Deliverer reviews
Set in Bizzaro World from The Wish. Faith, the White Hats, Spike & Drusilla battle the Master...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,072 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/2/1999 - Faith L. - Complete