One Small Monkey
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Joined 12-30-03, id: 511715
Author has written 11 stories for Tale Spin, Ninja Turtles, and SWAT Kats.
One of my favorite things to do is to come up with stories - while working, waiting for the bus, or nodding off to sleep. A few years ago, on a whim, I decided to start writing one down. It was strange - writing them down gives them a sense of permanence and finality, whereas in my brain they're always shifting and changing - but people seemed to like reading them. And that pleases me.

Please note - I am the world's slowest writer. I'm also the world's slowest editor. My first story ("And They All Lived...") took two and a half years to write. Hopefully, all subsequent stories will come out quicker.

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Kill 'em With Kindness reviews
If they're as annoying as all that, wouldn't Shredder and Krang use them if they could? Of course they would. My first humor piece in about ten years...hopefully you can still detect the humor...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,112 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
Milestone reviews
Has it been FIFTEEN years since I first watched the Turtles cartoon? This got me thinking where would they be, roughly fifteen years on?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,192 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Complete
Jake & Chance & reviews
Yeah, yeah, another story about a SwatKat getting a girlfriend. But relationships aren't as easy as all that.
SWAT Kats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,160 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/16/2006 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
GUT reviews
For those of you who bemoaned the fact that there was no final episode of SwatKats, hopefully this one will serve.
SWAT Kats - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,759 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/18/2005 - Published: 10/22/2005
House of Cards reviews
When problems pile up, even SwatKats could use a helping hand...if they can find one. Originally posted years ago on another site. Finally reediting and reposting.
SWAT Kats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,413 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/21/2005 - Published: 9/19/2005
From the Ground Up reviews
Sort of filling in some gaps. This picks up a few days after Jake and Chance are kicked off the force. Please note that I recently got a gig as a writer. While ultracool, it does mean I may not update as often as I'd like to.
SWAT Kats - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/18/2005 - Published: 6/10/2005
Burned reviews
While out on patrol, Raphael meets a 10-year-old girl. Their brief encounters result in some rather painful lessons being learned.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,794 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2005 - Published: 4/30/2005
Mainstreaming reviews
OK, so the Shredder's dead, and the Foot's dissolved. Now what? (Story complete...although anyone who wants to take it from here is more than welcome)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,840 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/8/2005 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Complete
Grips reviews
The death of the Shredder affects a lot of people, but perhaps nobody as much as Rocksteady. Currently undergoing editing.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,416 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/29/2004 - Published: 8/11/2004
From the Sewers to the Streets reviews
An oral history of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, as told by them and those closest to them. A further description is given before Chapter 1. Yes, there's more. No, I don't know when I'll get it done. Enjoy what there is, for now. :D
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,686 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 6/22/2004
And They All Lived reviews
A friend dared me to write a hypothetical final episode, and, like an idiot, I took him up on it. I bumped the rating up to T to be on the safe side, but I doubt anyone will really have a problem with anything within.
Tale Spin - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,746 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Complete