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Author has written 24 stories for Harry Potter, Outsiders, X-overs, Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, and House, M.D..

Hello Friends, Fans, Mortal Enemies,

My Name is Blame It On the Government and I love to write. I write everything from fanfiction to novels, which none have gotten published yet, though I do have one-- yes only one-- short story published. Not that great, but hey, everyone has to start somewhere. Email me if you have a question, if you want to talk, or if you're just bored. I'll probably email you back, say something funny and/or kill you.

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Nighttime Secrets reviews
Ponyboy's night terrors have returned, and, little does he know, his world is about to turn upside down. Things he thought he could count have disappeared. He now has to face things he thought he'd never have to experience. How can Pony grieve, leave a bad situation, and learn to trust again after being so horribly betrayed?
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,242 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 12/16/2012
Heaven Sent reviews
Tired and nearly delirious from exhaustion, the eldest Curtis brother stumbles upon a girl. She's hurt and needs a home. Darry, Superman, can provide support, structure, and, perhaps, a bit more.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,251 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011
The Man from California reviews
Jesse came to Tulsa to find his father. Jesse know that's where he lives because it says so in his mom's diary. Maybe he won't find his dad, but perhaps he'll gain three brothers.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,256 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011
The Curtis Paradigm reviews
Sodapop Curtis is 23 years old. His life is as close to perfect as it's going to get. He lives with his wife and son and the young family is expecting another baby. Can one night ruin the perfect life that Soda has grown to not only accept, but love?
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,699 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Sodapop C.
The Overture of Dallas Winston reviews
He was tougher than the rest of them-tougher, colder, meaner. The shade of difference that separates a greaser from a hood wasn't present in Dally. He was as wild as the boys in the downtown outfits.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Dallas W.
The Requiem of Amelia Curtis reviews
Only read this if you're willing and ready to cry.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,756 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Complete
Too Late reviews
“Hello, I’m Karen Patterson from Social Services. We have your daughter, Katie House, in foster care. Please call me back at 867-5309,” said a cheery voice, female voice. This was some mistake. Gregory House had no children. Or did he...
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 45,265 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 5/3/2007
scifi Outsiders fic reviews
Two kids were sent back in time, or were they? I have no clue where this is going! please R&R.
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 10/13/2004
Running reviews
Have you ever run? I don’t mean in gym class or playing tag with a bunch of friends. I mean run. Have you ever just got fed up with it? Did you just want to escape it? I have. I want to tell you my story, if you will listen.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,660 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 3/14/2005
It wasn't supposed to be this way reviews
What if the Mr. and Mrs. Curtis died early. Maybe a little too early...
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,356 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 12/15/2004
A Trip to the Land of Hurt and Hunger reviews
Shhhhh," he whispered as he stroked my hair. I couldn't think straight at the moment, but I did know one thing: I was in love with Dallas Winston. And I think he was in love with me.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,280 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 7/30/2008
A Long Rode to Sanity reviews
“Johnny Cade,” I replied with a smile. “Long time, no see.” It had been at least three weeks since I had seen him last even though he had been dead for nearly three years...
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2010
Going, Going, Gone reviews
Pain. It's what House has to live with. All the same, it's surprising when a new pain manifests itself in his chest. What if this pain is more than it seems? What if it makes him reconsider his life, and how he lives it?
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,393 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 3/13/2007
Just the way it was reviews
What if Johnny didn't have his blade the night of the accident. Please read and review.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,985 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 10/24/2004
Soda's Story reviews
Before you read this story, there are some things you need to know. This isn’t about me or my life. It’s about a person that was very close to me. Where he is right now or what he is doing, I don’t know. Well, this is Soda’s story
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2005
My past Your future reviews
Ponyboy looked into the mirror one day. His reflection, a young hansome man,looked back at him. He looked down at his children. He knew what he had to do. For his sake. For his children's sake
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 12/19/2004
It Was Destiny reviews
They fell in love. They were sure this was the way it was meant to be...or what if it was destiny? Please Read and Review!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2005
Porcelain Doll reviews
One strange little girl. One stranger mystery. Where did she come from? Who are her parents? Why is she here? Is there an answer to any of these questions?
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/15/2005 - Published: 3/13/2005
Time of your life reviews
You don't know what comes next. There is good. Dallas couldn't see that. Songfic Time of your life by Green Day
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/13/2005
Nothing better Nothing worse Just another greaser reviews
Kim is like any greaser girl. Living in Tulsa with her brothers, Kim tries to live without killing herself or her brothers in the process.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 11/25/2004
Only Fantasy people wear robes reviews
Have you noticed that all people in fantasies wear robes? Well, you should!
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/22/2004
I'll always be here reviews
After the accident things are getting back to normal. Well, as close to normal as you can get. PLease R&R
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/18/2004 - Published: 12/7/2004
The day the Dingo got bombed reviews
Do you ever wonder what happend the day the Dingo got bombed? I don't either. please R&R
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Complete
Lots of Secrets reviews
Harry meets his sister.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2004
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