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Author has written 10 stories for Naruto.

Hi I'm Jessica, I'm a 20 year old college student that loves to be FREAKIN random and all that stupid crap also I love CUTE STUFFS :3. I'm from Fo Sho, Tx and I love slash! :O At the moment I'm into HETALIA :D RussiaxAmerica EnglandxAmerica and CanadaxAmerica FTW!

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when: (CREATED BY tEsInA gElA gArDnEr ME! xD)
You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes
:yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what your mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;

At Conventions you attempt to create more SasuNaru followers;
You sigh as this list ends XD

--.O.O.OO.O ANIME that I have seen and luved to bits and pieces! O.OO.O.O.O--

Avatar: Last Airbender, Big O, Black Cat, Bleach, Card Captor Sakura, Code Geass, Code Lyoko, Cowboy Bebop, Digimon, Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Eureka Seven, Evangelion, FMA, Furi Kuri: FLCL, Hamtaro, Inuyasha, Loveless, Lupin III, Naruto(der!), One Piece, Paranoia Agent, Rurouni Kenshin, Sailor Moon, Samurai Champloo, S-Cry-Ed, Tenchi Muyo, Trigun, Witch Hunter Robin, Wolf's Rain, Yami no Matsuei, Yu Yu Hakusho, Zatch Bell, Zoids, .hack/sign.

:D:D:D Couples: :D:D:D (if not listed then i do not like!)

~Naruto:
SasuNaru OTP!
GaaNaru
NejiNaru
ShikaNaru
ItaNaru
KibaNaru
LeeSaku
KibaHina

~Harry Potter!! XD:
Draco/Harry
Snape/Harry
Ron/Harry
Seamus/Dean
Sirius/Remus

~South Park:
StanxKyle
CartmanxKyle
KennyxKyle
CraigXKyle

--heartsshearts My favorite shows that I still watch and why I like them: heartsshearts--

Yu Yu Hakusho --Kurama and Hiei are so freakin HOT! Not as a couple though, that is a no no--
Inuyasha --I luv Sessy! --
Teen Titans --You just gotta luv Raven--

The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy --Extremely hilarious--
Ed, Edd, and Eddy --Ed makes me freakin laugh--
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends --Bloo is so freakin funny!--
Courage the Cowardly Dog --I think it's funny, I luv Courage!--
Hamtaro --so cute, Hamtaro when we work together it's much better, my best friend! Sing with me! XD--
American Dad --FUNNY! I like that alien guy (sorry forgot his name)--

Aqua Teen Hunger Force --HILARIOUS! I like it when Shake tricks Meatwad to do things he ain't supposed 2 do--
Cowboy Bebop --love the action, Spike is so HOT!--

Family Guy --2 words VERY FUNNY! Peter is so retarded!--
Futurama --FUNNY! Fry is so stupid!--

Robot Chicken --just one word FUNNY!--
Hey Arnold! --lmao show

Martin Mystery --Gotta luv Martin!--
South Park --it is the definition of AWESOME.--

--XDXDXDThe people/characters I really really hate list (and still growing)XDXDXD--

Kikyo(Inuyasha) She is a walking carcass...
Sora(Digimon)
She makes me sick with her love and caring...
Jyou(Digimon)
Don't ask...
Terra(Teen Titans)
I wish she never was on there...
Kuwabara(YYH)
Join the club...
Kagura(Inuyasha)
She gives demons a bad name...
Hinageshi(YYH)
An annoying little brat have you seen her hair...
Yamato(Digimon)
He just had to date Sora...
Jean(X-men)
She is too preppy...
Jakken(Inuyasha)
He is one ugly toad...
Barney:
You don't wanna know, we had some issues...
Teletubbies:
They are total freakazoids, I mean have u seen their feet O.o..
Chi Chi(DBZ)
She is so annoying...
Scheris(s-CRY-ed)
Fawning all over Ryuho like some lost puppy...
Sakura(Naruto):
Always fawning over Sasuke! Sasuke this and Sasuke that! Shut the hell up!
Wendy Testaburger(South Park):
i hate how she's so whiny all the time!!

FOR NARUTO FANS

http://gokujyou-doujinshi.tripod.com/id1.html A must go to site. It consists of SasuNaru doujinshi as well as Prince of Tennis

http://www.aku-tenshi.org/doujin/ Naruto doujinshi here...they also have Death Note, Digimon, Prince of Tennis, Harry Potter, and much much more:P

http://www.homestead.com/sharontssailormoon/scdoujin.html SasuNaru scans as well as FMA, Sailor Moon, and Inuyasha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6ok7Hl9rvA The movie everyone's been waiting for! Sakura's an Ugly Girl! XD If u haven't seen this yet...then u might as well wear a sign around ur neck that says "I'm a retard!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J52FFA2_flo the coolest AMV that shows off the techniques of Sasuke, Neji, Lee, Gaara, and Naruto. Very exciting to watch:D

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/18876597/ The cutest picture ever! SasuNaru!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t41ZRUUvT5o Buahaha! XD U better watch this! "this is the way of my bread!" Hahahahaha- (dies)

FOR FANS OF CUTE CRAP!!!!

http://www.dailycute.net/ Visit for everything that's cute and cuddly! ANIMALS!!! WOOO

http://www.kawaiinot.com/ Find some kawaii things to be funny? Well here is a place for you!

http://pixelgirlpresents.com/desktops Want some cute desktops??? WELL CLICK!

http://cuteoverload.com/ Title says it all. =3

http://www.kao-ani.com/ This girl is the bomb. She creates all these cute tutorials and shit. and damn baby! go visit! ^_^

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Write Me a Poem About Happy Things by OukamiYasha reviews
With a hectic job and a long-distance boyfriend, Kyle feels very much alone. Until he finds out the awful truth, he's had eyes on him all this time. Cartman/Kyle non-con, Stan/Kyle slash. Rape, language, drug use. DO NOT READ IF EASILY DISTURBED, SRSLY.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Closing the Trap by Villain reviews
Kyle screws up. Then Cartman has him. Kyman, Eric/Kyle, M/M, noncom, lemon
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,366 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
GoblinForged Steel by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry was perfectly fine shaving with magic, but apparently, he was "doing it wrong." MORE MATURE CONTENT? AGAIN? XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
You and I will Fall in Love by Shatterdoll reviews
Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 197,425 - Reviews: 2902 - Favs: 1,733 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
Bon Appetite by Cliscia reviews
Oh, if only everything was a dream. Where cellophane flowers are not reality, and Kyle is abducted by something not of this Earth. Style. Cryle. alien!Stan, gore/cannibalism/vore
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,095 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Welcome to Yaoi High by eftee reviews
Discontinued. There is a revised version out called "Namikaze."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 122,673 - Reviews: 2043 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Hi Ho Nellie! by The DayDreaming reviews
drabble "Never play this game with anyone else, comrade." Suddenly, a frantic tapping of glass alerted the two nations to an audience behind the windows of the fast-food restaurant. xXx RussiaxAmerica
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/8/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Cold Wave by MeowChan16 reviews
Sequel to El Niño. America is suffering from the hot summer sun, so Canada, despite his insecurity in their relationship, gives him some cooling relief. However, America isn't too fond of being the catcher. CanadaxAmerica oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,271 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
End of Innocence by CorkyTheGuar reviews
After losing Keith, Ellis finds an unlikely shoulder to lean on. Nick has concerns about his own immunity, and Ellis must cope as Nick's fear and paranoia slowly turn him into a different kind of monster. Nick/Ellis
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,747 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Nick, Ellis
In Water by The DayDreaming reviews
Sequel to "The Daphnes Burn" xXx He looks around, crawls towards the cabinet and opens the door. England is there. "Come on, love. In here with me. Alfred's and Arthur's go together, after all." xXx UKUS, dark themes, slight Russiamerica at the end.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,703 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/30/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head by licorice factory reviews
England hears a rumor that America cries a lot when aroused. He becomes curious...Is this true? UK/US
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,527 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/4/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Wonderfully Round by The Rabid Toenail reviews
Francis thinks Alfred's bottom is looking especially lovely lately; Alfred just thinks he's getting fat. Thankfully, there will always be someone big enough to convince him otherwise. USXRussia fluffy oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/4/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Spot by Courtanie reviews
Kenny won't move from Stan's seat on the couch so he leaves Kyle and Ken alone in his living room in his anger. Big mistake. Or is it? M for a reason. Doubleshot. K/K/S
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,050 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Teacher's Pet by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
An opportunity arrives, giving Kyle the chance to finally speak up for himself and what he believes in, but as he gains new friends in places he never imagined to find them, the most important figure in his life is slowly being driven away. STYLE R&R
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 118,252 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Restraints by Soul Flash reviews
“Goddammit, Jew...” Cartman breathed as he furiously began to work on Kyle's belt buckle, “Why'd you have to wear a goddamn belt today...?” Kyman. Graphic lemon. Contains whipping, rimming, frottage, dirty talk, masochism, and more.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,580 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Appletini with extra 'tini by Aiden Dahlin reviews
Toki is fascinated by the most mundane things, and Pickles just loves his Swans. light slash
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Pickles, Toki W. - Complete
I Can't Decide by Sisco reviews
Russia x America. Yaoi. America ends up injured after a hit from Japan. Russia thinks he has the advantage now...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/11/2009 - America, Russia
In the heat by fezakyuu reviews
On a hot summers day, whats better than getting a little wet?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Evolution of Relationships by Cowgirl Of Egypt reviews
Octavius is sulking and something is wrong with our favourite cowboy. Spoilers for Night at the Museum 2 Post Night at the Museum 2 Just a light sprinkle of slash.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
Deathly Scream by Flora Winters reviews
Harry snaps and his screams can be quite deadly. This fiction will contain slash, language, and violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 139,458 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Cedric D., Harry P.
Love Thy Brother by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
SasuNaru! Kakashi and Iruka fall in love and their sons, Sasuke and Naruto, have to learn to live together as one big happy family. But is it possible? gomen, this summery stinks
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,459 - Reviews: 1591 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
He! is GOD, again by TheSaintRyan reviews
Breathe in. Breathe out. Perfect.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Russian Roulette by comptine reviews
Alfred stared at him. This wasn’t the way the great ‘Hero’ of the Cold War was supposed to die, tied up with a crazy Russki pointing a gun at him. “Can’t we make a deal?” America blurted out as Ivan advanced on him. Russia/America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
Fire by super manako sohma reviews
FIRST SOUTH PARK FIC. Warmth with a new title. This is just a collection of long Style oneshots centered around a subject of my choice. Fluff ensured. Not quite sure if it's just romance or friendship, but work with me. Rated T for South Park.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 28,206 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
On Top by dreamschemer reviews
Style. Ahh, relationship issues. Stan wants a chance to be on top ; . Rated for language and suggestive scenes.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Falling in Lust Literally by EvilLilBlackie reviews
Ike was just minding his own business, sparring with Pit. Suddenly a black feathered arrow strikes him. It doesn’t belong to Pit, but whoever it belongs to, it’s making Ike a bit…odd. Yaoi and rated M for Adult Themes and Language
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,718 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Ike, Pit
макiпg згзстяiсiтч by allergic-reaction reviews
-STYLE- Stan's out of state visiting relatives for Christmas, leaving Kyle behind, all alone. What's a guy to do at 3 AM when he can't sleep? Call his best friend, of course. :Smut.PWP.boylove.OOC: - StanKyle -
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Seven Minutes in Ed by StickyLickySweets reviews
Not quite as perverted as the title suggests. But pretty perverted none-the-less. As a cruel joke, Double Dee and Eddy are forced into a game of Seven Minutes in Heaven. EddxEddy
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Edd, Eddy
Sparkle by Clara reviews
Kyle is infected with a very telling affliction, except it’s telling all the wrong things. Everyone always knew it would happen. Oneshot. Style. Rated for a liberal use of offensive language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,246 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Heart of Glass by Brat-Child3 reviews
Previously "The Lost Year" It's been a year since Kyle completely cut Stan from his life with no explaination, and Stan still can't let go; he believes there's got to be a way back to his heart. But what if he'd never truly been cast out?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,654 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B.
It Broke by Cinvxten reviews
What do you mean it broke?" This had to have been a joke, no way he broke the bikini, right? He couldn't be that big... right? Maybe I'll just go see for myself.... Stan X Kyle oneshot. Rated M for "Mmmm, smut."
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,194 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Stars by In The Beginning reviews
They both stood under the same sky, with different thoughts in their minds... only the stars brought them together. Oneshot IkexPit
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
I Feel So by Brat-Child3 reviews
I hugged myself and let out a sob: longing for the comfort of his smile, his touch. I was so sick. So sick and tired of being angry. In one clear moment, I realized how hopeless it had all been, and I asked myself: Now what?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,955 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Doubt by Nintendo Nut1 reviews
This can't be happening to me. This is all just a sick and twisted dream. I CAN'T be in love with the angel...or can I? Heck, I have no idea. MarthPit
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
Winter Pursuit by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry needs Draco to help him find Greg Goyle before a psychotic killer does. Draco is more interested in pursuing Harry. Written for hp wintersmut on Livejournal. This is EWE because the epilogue was mysteriously ripped out of my copy of Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fit to Be Tied by Wingedchilde reviews
Sequel to Green Eyes. Naruto decides to 'prank' Sasuke. So he enlists the help of a certain white eyed male to make Sasuke jealous. This could only mean trouble... Slash SasuNaru Onesided NejiNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,743 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
One and only by TrvrTnt7 reviews
Naruto has a nervous breakdown and doesn’t want to live anymore. When Sasuke finds out he shows a whole new sasuke, one that was hiding under a mask for a long time... SasuNaruYaoi Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,474 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Mandate by guacamolly reviews
Haruhi demands that Itsuki and Kyon kiss each other for her website. Kyon, of course, resents this. Let the awkwardness begin. [KyonItsuki] [yaoi] PWP, lol.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Remote Connection by Lola Hard reviews
*Sam/Bee* Sam told Bee of his feelings in a message, and the Autobot is quick to give a call to his human. Two boys, one phone... you do the math ;P
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Thunder Storm by L.C.Burrows reviews
Jude's afraid of thunderstorms. Jonsey has the cure. OneShot. Jonsey/Jude.
6teen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Complete
Unknowingly by Genis Aurion reviews
[Oneshot, StanKyle]. In which a Stylish moment is observed by an unexpected onlooker.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Fox Hunt! by Ashrey reviews
Uzumaki clan gives a shocking announcement to the village! That their only heir, Naruto, will only get marry with the strongest clan! What will happen if Konoha’s most wanted bachelors decide to practice their seduction skills at him? AU, ukeNaru!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,755 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Odd Situations by crazy novelist-san reviews
I've no idea where this came from. SasuNaru. Kinda funny and random, definite OOCness. Sasuke has a question for Kakashi and Kakashi has a very interesting morning. Rated for cursing and some shonen ai themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,620 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Faith by Genis Aurion reviews
[slash: StanKyle] Three things endure in this world: Hope, love, and... faith. [Chapter 30: A Matter of Choice]. COMPLETED!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 85,361 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Daddy Dearest by Kativa-chan reviews
Orochimaru would have never been a good father anyway. That's what the people of Konoha thought as he was forced to watch as Kyuubi was sealed inside of his newborn son. 15 years later, Naruto finds out the truth, and it sure isn't pretty. [No pairings]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,822 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
Curiosity by Cinvxten reviews
What happens when puberty bestows Alphonse the rights of seme? Are you ready for a oneshot, elricest, smutty, M rated fan fic that lets Al take the reins over his older brother? First ever Elricest, please review. :
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Hunt for a Kitsune by XxXSasuNaruXxX reviews
Naruto merges with Kyuubi and suddenly all the other boys are after him. A fierce contest ensues and strange happenings occur. Contains yaoi, lemon, language, and uh...other stuff. Back after a long hiatus. This story lives or dies by reviews.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,532 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Naruto U.
She Has No Idea by style xx reviews
Once upon a time, in a high school far away, there were two aggressive teenaged boys with one aggressive teenaged secret... PWP, may be considered kinky. [StanKyle]
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Open up your Mind by Painted Angel Wings reviews
Hinata, feeling down, decides to do a night time training session before a big mission the next day. However, this doesn't soothe her ever growing worries. But maybe all she needs is a little encouragement... [KibaHina semifluf]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Hinata H. - Complete
THE SPOT by penned-name reviews
Join Naruto as he tries to discover Sasuke's SPOT. Where could it be.. no body knows. Just read and review goddamit!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,395 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Warm Bride by Unfortunately Freckled reviews
It is an Uchiha tradition to marry in the summer of one’s 17th birthday and Sasuke doesn’t plan on breaking it. The only dilemma is convincing the bride. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,557 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Merry Christmas? by Painted Angel Wings reviews
Lord. Sasuke learns about the wonder and magic about Santa from Naruto... too bad that Sasuke thinks that Old St.Nick is a child molester thats out to rape Naruto instead of deliver presents! Ye gods. Whats an Uchia to do? EASY! Kidnap Santa.[AU SxN]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
He could only take so much by Atropa13 reviews
How much can you take? How long can you resist? SasukeNaruto YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,660 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Let's Play the Game by Roby Carr reviews
The prequel to my WyattJude trilogy. Jonesy and Jude spend Guys Night playing a game, but neither know that the rules have changed. !jonesyjude slash!
6teen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Complete
Bless Me, Father by antilogicgirl reviews
Unwanted attraction, a crisis of faith, and getting stuck in an elevator bring Sasuke and Naruto together in spite of their own anxiety. AU Lemon later
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,163 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by thepragmatist reviews
SasuNaru. Naruto learns that the most impossible thing is to play truth and dare with Sasuke. Stupid Sasuke. oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kage Pleasure by dark-mimic reviews
Sasuke may have feelings to Naruto,...does Naruto feel the same even if Sasuke does? what is Kakashi up to? lets read & find out
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Realizing Love by IlluminatedShadow reviews
“Today’s the day.” Sasuke decided. Yup, today was the day Sasuke was gonna tell Naruto just how much he cared. SasuNaru. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Let's Talk About Sex by Roby Carr reviews
Wyatt and Jude spend some time bonding as best friends do. !pwp, oneshot!
6teen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Jude L., Wyatt W. - Complete
Who I am Hates Who I've Been by Painted Angel Wings reviews
AU Inuyasha is a misguided drug dealer. Kagome is a naieve good girl. When the threads of fates sew them together, can Inuyasha tell his love who he really is? Rather, can he change his ways with the help of a guiding heart? Inu x Kag UNDETERMINED HIATUS
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,465 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
When Idiots fall in Love by saucywench20 reviews
KibaNaru. Shounen ai. Chapter 1 has been spruced up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Kiba I., Naruto U.
Extra Day Off by Imari-chan reviews
[Oneshot]Somehow Naruto knew that today would be a bad day but seeing the situation he finds himself in, he can't bring himself to care.[SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,835 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
From the Bottom of my Kyle by SomeKindOfRomance reviews
[ONESHOT SxK] Stan's infatuation with Kyle's rear end.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
It Always Happens Under the Mistletoe by His Spectacles reviews
Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 2,514 - Follows: 273 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Slytherin in Gryffindor Clothing by mahaliem reviews
Complete! Draco hits his head and wakes up in a world where he's a Gryffindor and Harry is a Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,944 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
My Bloody Valentine by OrangeGirlExplosion reviews
Seto Kaiba has claimed the title of King of Games. Yami isn't too broken up over it though. Because he's worried about the flowers, wine and phone calls that have the CEO as jumpy as a springboard. Y/S
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,151 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/1/2004 - Published: 2/18/2003
Catching Up by Hallucination reviews
Harry's entering the awkard stage of growing up. Featuring Clumsy!Harry and Bratty Yet Persuasive!Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
What the House Elf Saw by GMTH reviews
Winky gets the wrong idea when she sees Harry with Snape. Dobby has to set her straight.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Love Note by MissChriss reviews
What happends when Draco desides to write HArry a love not during class. Proffessor Snape ceatches him and makes him read it out to the whol class. Slash and Hallarious
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Dare You to Tell the Truth by Trunks1 reviews
There are several reasons not to play such a childish game as truth or dare. However, Pansy has lured Draco into the game, quite intent upon doing some devilish deed. Be very afraid, Draco, be very afraid. (slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/1/2001 - Draco M., Harry P.
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Sharingan Sees All reviews
Naruto wants to know why Sasuke keeps staring at him weirdly ever since he learned how to control his Sharingan completely. But the answer was totally something he didn't expect. SasuNaru Drabble shounenai Sequel!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Like Magnets, Opposite's Attract reviews
Naruto plays with magnets one day, and makes a wonderful discovery! But why’s Sasuke making him blush, what’s it got to do with their relationship? And what does the S and N on a magnet really symbolize? XDDD SasuNaru Shounenai, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Winter Wonderland reviews
At a Day Care center, 9 year old Sasuke and Naruto have fun playing in the snow. SasuNaru Fluff! Believe it! XDDD
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Things You Do For Ramen reviews
What do you do if yah see Naruto walking down the street one day, with a sign hanging around his neck that said “Will be uke for a hot bowl of ramen!” But more importantly, what would Sasuke do? XD SasuNaru! Short drabble for fun!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
SOS reviews
AU Titanic!Naruto style! Naruto a poor boy searching for a new life on yonder, meets Sasuke a young rich man who is searching for a soul mate, on the ship everyone is talking about. SasuNaru Got Yaoi? Hell yes!XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sick as a Dog reviews
Naruto doesn’t show up one morning for training, and as usual Sasuke is the one who has to go find him. Naruto’s excuse was a little astonishing, but Sasuke thought it was cute all the same. SasuNaru Shounenai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Spying is Fun! reviews
Sasuke thought it was the perfect time to spy on Naruto in the shower. But things just kept letting him from doing so, in peace... SasuNaru Pervy!Sasuke! drabble for fun XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cause I Love You reviews
“Why do you love me?” A simple question left Sasuke thinking over his answer. SasuNaru shounenai and be prepared for the kawaiiness radiating off the fic! 8D
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Don't Be Glum, Chew Bubblegum! reviews
All Naruto wanted to do was cheer up his friend by sharing gum with him. But then the ravenette decides that he wants ABC gum instead. Shounenai. Oneshot SasuNaru fluffiness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Welcome to TAPPS reviews
AU Naruto is forced to go to TAPPS, a place where talented artists show off their skills. He says he surely does not want to go, until he meets a certain Uchiha at the hotel. Sasunaru Shounenai Ch.2 up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
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