Saiyan
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Joined 03-18-01, id: 51223
Author has written 14 stories for Dragon Ball Z.
Hi I'm Saiyan *mumbles to self* damnit that intro sucked *stops mumbling* anyway I'm a 19 year old male otaku. I'm over six feet tall and have blue eyes. My hobbies include writing fanfics, playing video games, playing sports, watching anime, making music videos on my computer, and practicing martial arts (although I'm not very good at it). I've seen over 75 different animes that I can remember but my favorite is DBZ (thus all the DBZ fics I write). I like all the characters except Chaotzu and Puar especially Vegeta. I'm unable to write anything but comedy so don't count on many of my fics being serious. You might want to check the rating before reading though because some fics are offensive to all except a few people locked away in the psych ward at a maximum security prison in Alabama. If you like my writings you might want to check out my friend Shadow Divine's fics (he's the one that wrote the prequel to 'Bra's Last Bedtime Story'). *speaks unenthusiastically* Oh and if you want to check out Mormegil's fics, they're ok *goes back to normal voice*. And I would also recommend you check out the fics on my faves list, only the best fics I've read made it on. And if you're reading this Shadow Divine FINISH 'THE ADVENTUROUS ADVENTURE OF VEGETA' OR GIVE ME THE FIC AND I'LL FINISH IT!!! Anyway yea. Ok now if you're done reading this scroll on down and read some of my fics..if you dare.

LATEST NEWS: Well the semester is almost over but my pc screwed up and I had to ship it back to Gateway so it'll be a while before I can get back to my fanfics.

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DBZ Outside the Set 3 reviews
Have you ever wanted to find out what your favorite DBZ characters do when they’re not saving the world? Well here’s yet another chance. I take you the reader on a tour of the DBZ world.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/9/2002
Slave Auction reviews
A poem about Son Pan being sold in a slave auction. If you hate Pan you'll love this!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/18/2002 - Pan
Christmas with the Briefs' reviews
Santa arrives at the Briefs' house and Vegeta attacks him!! Will Vegeta beat up Santa? Will Santa beat up Vegeta? Will anyone get Christmas presents? Rated for language. Some Santa and Marron bashing.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/4/2001 - Vegeta
A Saiyan Mating Ritual reviews
Vegeta needs an heir so Bulma agrees to go through the Saiyan mating ritual...but what horrors are involved? What humiliating tasks have to be done? And will Bulma's pride survive it? Or worst of all..will Trunks be at risk of never being born? Rated for
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2001 - Vegeta, Bulma
Goku's Greatest Quest reviews
Goku wakes up with the urge to go fishing but runs across some unusual situations on his quest for a fishing partner. Rated R for language and lots of sexual humor. Children and those easily offended by sex should not read this.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 10/6/2001 - Goku
Vegeta's Worst Nightmare reviews
Trunks' announcement that he's going to marry Pan sends Vegeta on a mad search for a way to stop the wedding. Will Vegeta succeed or will he have to face being related to Goku. Rated for some cuss words and a little sexual humor. Written in 20 minutes.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2001 - Vegeta, Trunks
Impossible Proposal (The Horror of Friendship) reviews
Trunks agrees to help Goten get a date with Bra but through a series of misunderstandings Trunks' family thinks he wants Bra! Can the young Saiyan Prince help his friend out and save his reputation at the same time? Rated for language and sexual humor.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,057 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2001 - Trunks, Goten
DBZ Outside the Set reviews
Have you ever wanted to find out what your favorite DBZ characters do when they’re not saving the world? Well here’s your chance. Inspired by Lady OceanStar's behind closed doors fics. Rated for language and sexual humor among other things.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2001
The Most Difficult Task Ever reviews
The adventures of Goku on a really weird day. This is another totally pointless and plotless fic that I made just after making 'A Day's End'. Don't be fooled by the title it makes no sense and almost everyone is OOC. So you've been warned.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/31/2001 - Goku
A Day at the Carnival reviews
Bulma forces Vegeta to go along for a family day at the carnival..but will he survive the horrors? Rated for lots of sexual humor and cussing. P.S. one Vegeta bashing scene.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/2/2001 - Vegeta, Bra
Future Trunks Returns reviews
Future Trunks has succeeded in destroying the androids in the future and now he returns to tell everyone about it but finds a greater evil in the past. Rated R for sexual humor and strong language. Do not read if you are easily offended.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,748 - Reviews: 38 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/20/2001 - Published: 4/4/2001 - Trunks
A Deal Gone Bad reviews
This is a totally pointless and possibly plotless fanfic that spawned from my insanity. It's also really short. Bulma and Vegeta are main characters.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4/14/2001 - Vegeta, Bulma
Bra's Last Bedtime Story reviews
What happens when Vegeta makes a bedtime story for Bra and uses people he knows as characters? You have to read it to believe it. Rated R for strong language and sexual humor. People who are easily offended should not read this.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2001
A Day's End reviews
17 has a date and knows nothing about girls so Gohan decides to double with him, but is the android beyond all help? This is my first fanfic. It is a little messed up but so am I.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/18/2001 - Gohan, Android 16