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Joined 12-31-03, id: 512413

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I'm an addict to well-written fanfiction with a humorous touch. Although I've always thought that I'd better never try to post any stories myself I'm at the moment writing a discworld story focussing on William De Worde, Sacharissa and the rest of the Times Gang. Let's see how many years it will take me to finish it.

I'm quite addicted to Terry Pratchett's Discworld, especially to the Watch and there especially to Angua/Carrot-stories...

Recently, I moved on to reading more and more Good Omens and Sherlock Holmes fanfiction as well.

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Confessions of the Master by amalcolm1 reviews
Watson looks back on his relationship with Holmes after Reichenbach, recanting what really happened and the truth about his dear friend. Will eventually contain HW slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 300,371 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/16/2016 - Published: 4/8/2004 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
Mighty and Powerful Children by Force-A-Pancakes reviews
The meeting and exploits of a young Miguel and Tulio. Will fix summary soon. Collab with orvaign.
Road to Eldorado - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Miguel, Tulio
Of Wagers and Moustaches by austenfan1990 reviews
A light-hearted Poirot/Hastings fic. Hastings being left in London while Poirot deals with a case in Scotland decides to grow a moustache as part of a wager. Poirot's reaction, to his surprise, is not what he initially expects. Slight slashy moments.
Hercule Poirot series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Hercule Poirot, Captain Hastings - Complete
Infinity by YourEvilNemisisBwahaha reviews
Rincewind and Byrony have been thrown together again! Well, the gods always did like a laugh. Now, they must combine fantastical myth and political reality in a mission to save the Disc from a megalomaniac intent on ruling all! With Enraged Mother Bears!
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 85,778 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009
Watchmen in Black by Beth Einspanier reviews
The result of an idle mind, too much caffeine, and an overall feeling of "What would happen if..." Agents J and L of the MiB hunt a shapeshifting alien in Ankh-Morpork, and enlist the help of the Watch. Naturally, things don't go smoothly. Revised!
Crossover - Men In Black & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,314 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 2/3/2002 - Complete
Perspectives by Incy Little Spider reviews
Friendship is a strange thing. It creeps up on you when you're least expecting it and you don't notice it's struck until it's too late. It defintely creeped up on the two unlikeliest of animals. Here are their thoughts...Fluff. Sid/Diego
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Diego, Sid - Complete
The Rivers Come Together by Ambrelle Shirak reviews
Set after Ice Age 2. The gang explores the lands beyond the glacial walls, and runs into some unexpected characters. Yes, DiegoOC and I apologize, and MannyEllie cause she's so cute!. Please, Read & Review!
Ice Age - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,914 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Complete
If Protocol Allows by Wryxis reviews
The Neighborhood Watch has been done away with and the village has cooled down, but while Nick is doing his best to ‘shut off’ and connect, Danny is trying to ‘turn on,’ but is it really what Nick wants anymore? NicholasDanny Hot Fuzz SLASH!
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,214 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
A Hundred White Feathers by Hopeakaarme reviews
My fanfic100 challenge response. The lives and existences of Aziraphale and those close to him from before the Beginning to modern times. SLASH MichaelLucifer, RaphaelGabriel, and Michael Uriel, future SLASH CrowleyAziraphale.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 68,789 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 12/28/2005
Book Learning by LadyBranwyn reviews
In the libraries of Minas Tirith, Faramir had learned the abstract lore of numbers and the healing secrets of herbs, yet his studies had not included this, the most arcane of subjects. Rated M for acts of matrimony. Written in honor of Raksha the Demon.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,104 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/2/2006 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Faramir, Eowyn - Complete
Without by Fading Grace reviews
House without his pills and booze is annoyed. House without his Wilson is... nothing. HouseWilson. It's kind of angst, romance, and humor in one, but then, so is he. COMPLETE
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,230 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 6/4/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
A Bit of Advice by DJ Clawson reviews
Three days before his wedding, Bingley goes to the only man who can give him the advice he needs: the unfortunate Mr. Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,621 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
Lost and Found by Lady Razorsharp reviews
In which those who love Holmes must go on without him...set just after The Final Problem.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,164 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 6/21/2005
Old Faces, New Tricks by Jagged Epiphany reviews
COMPLETE! The epic fic starring Fred, George, Lee, Angelina, Alicia and Katie! As the story now draws to a close, the group is faced with one crisis after another. Who will pull through and who will fall apart?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 299,278 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 3/12/2002 - George W., Alicia S. - Complete
In From The Cold by Jess Pallas reviews
A drink with Tonks at the Three Broomsticks and an unexpected surge of bad weather has a surprising impact upon Remus Lupin's life... RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,385 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/23/2005 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Captain and the Sergeant by Commodore Norrington reviews
A year after 'Monstrous Regiment', Polly gets a new posting...accompanied by a whole slew of introspection.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2005
Watch Dogs by Jess Idres reviews
A conspiracy is afoot in Ankh-Morpork, and the Watch is involved whether they like it or not. But there are things even conspircies won't consider-why? Featuring the Usual Gang of...well, whackjobs. Expect a decent amount of CA.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005
His Lordship Had a Little Lamb by Mercator reviews
Madam Meserole is in trouble. To help, Hanna and a gentleman smuggler hunt for the most dangerously delectable substance on the Disc. That's got Vetinari worried, along with those compromising iconographs. (4th in Seamstress series-FINI-
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,097 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 8/18/2004
November 1895 by Lyrastar reviews
Holmes and Watson reflect on l'esprit de temps.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2004
A Fine Figure in a Nightdress by Merrymoll reviews
(Sequel to "Night on the Tiles"). The return of Mildred Easy, who has to cope with International Diplomacy, an amorous vampire and dusting...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,093 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/9/2004 - Published: 3/5/2004
Mating Season by Fairy Laughing reviews
Part One of the Animal Instincts series. It's spring, and Angua is in heat and at work...
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/19/2004
Fangirls and the Men Who Love Them by Mercator reviews
A Moral and Uplifting Tale of Witches, Watchmen, Palace Inhabitants, Music, Hysteria, Hip-dancing, Blackmail, Black Leather, and several Violations of Ankh Morpork Laws & Ordinances. (FINI)
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,791 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 5/3/2004
You Don't Have to Order Rat by Lizney Wolf reviews
Dates weren't for Watch girls, Angua thought. Dates were for ladies who could afford prim wigs, and dresses expensive enough to look properly simple....A cute story about Carrot and Angua's first date [under edit for technical errors]
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,678 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 2/17/2004
Bad Influence by Rozi reviews
Angua is framed for a brutal murder of an anti-undead activist. Her daughter Elsa is convinced of her innocence, Carrot represents her in a murder trial. And so Discworld's answer to To Kill A Mockingbird ensues!(UPDATED! chapter11!And authorannouncement)
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,762 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/24/2004 - Published: 3/15/2002
A Night on the Tiles by Merrymoll reviews
Chivalry, Vetinari style, with a maid in the wrong place at the wrong time and some rooftop gallivanting. Now finished!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,598 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Complete
After the Falls by Cybra reviews
How does Basil take the death of Sherlock Holmes? Not very well.
Great Mouse Detective - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,707 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/8/2003
Say Yes by Mercator reviews
Hogswatchnight, and a seamstress becomes a very special gift for a very exclusive Client. But all is not what it seems... **FINI**
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,012 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/17/2003 - Published: 6/15/2003
Pin the Tail to the Donkey by The Death of Mayflies reviews
A mysterious tale of tails, set amongst the street-wise and the street vice of Ankh-Morpork's seediest parts, complete with dos and donuts. Cross-dressing! Religious extremism! Negotiable affection! FINISHED. Please read and review.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,864 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/11/2003 - Published: 2/25/2003 - Complete
And Your Lips, My Dear, Are Like Giblets by Mercator reviews
A romantic farce starring Ankh-Morpork's most efficient Palace clerk. **FINISHED!!!**
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,000 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/7/2003 - Published: 4/11/2003
Mad Moon by Casira reviews
Presumed headline in the A-M Times: Werewolf's Boyfriend Walks On Moon; Angst Ensues. My take on Angua's reaction to the events of The Last Hero....
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,864 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2003
Survey Says: Vetinari's Perfect Wife by Kim Hoppy reviews
Everyone knows Lord Vetinari is single, and, with the Times' help, while William de Word is away, Ankh-Morpork and the rest of the Disc decides what they think Vetinari's wife should be.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,451 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/26/2002 - Published: 12/8/2002 - Complete
After the Push by Dayjob reviews
Maybe it isen't "Goodbyeeee" after all
Blackadder - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Published: 9/18/2002
You mean they'll have PUPPIES?! by Rozi reviews
Ok! One more C/A fic before I try to carry on with Bad influence... this is a one chapter prequal to BI *fixed a few little glitches*
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/31/2002
Be All Right by Wingleader Sora Jade reviews
Carrot's hurt, possibly fatally. Angua doesn't know what to do. And to top it all off, Lady Sybil's just delivered (harhar) a bit of news. Angua's pregnent! With Carrot's baby! *An almost-death fic*
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/25/2002
Tonight — A Carrot/Angua Vignette by monsley reviews
Carrot goes to Angua's on their day off and reflects about their relationship. Little songfic to the tune of "Tonight, Tonight" by the Smashing Pumpkins. Obviously C/A! Because there aren't nearly enough. Mild fluff warning.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2002
How To Cure Hic-Cups by Harriet reviews
One of Sybil Ramkins/Vimes's dragons has the hic-cups. Not good considering their combustable nature. Short but hopefully sweet. FINISHED! Mistakes fixed...I think.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2002
Adrift by Lady Jaida reviews
What really happened in that boat. Slashy Tulio/Miguel-ness, cos I just...can't help myself. Don't hurt me. ^~ R&R!
Road to Eldorado - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2002
The Case of the Haunted Hospital by Mistress Arion reviews
SLASH WARNING!!!! H/W. Events at a local hospital frighten Watson almost out of his wits. When Holmes finds the situation funny, their relationship changes in a way neither could have expected.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,417 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/1/2002