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TF:A Reprogramming by Deathcomes4u reviews
They never really saw Bumblebee's inability to cause real damage as a bad thing. Until none of them were there to save the over-brave but defenceless little mech from a fate too horrible to imagine. Torture, rape, Bee/Shockwave, eventual BeexProwl.V DARK!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 270,995 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Bumblebee, Prowl
Rising Generations by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
When Starscream seeks out a strange power source in space, its discovery starts a series of events that will change the future of Cybertron and all who inhabit it. Rated for language, possibly violence in later chapters. Equally D-con/Auto centric
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 330,614 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 6/22/2010
Children of Megatron by LGTracy reviews
Bayverse - Post DotM What else did S7 and their scientists learn from Megatron? Follow the struggles of someone who knows all to well, and has the scars to prove it. Rated T for some stronger language.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 58 - Words: 155,951 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, Megatron, OC - Complete
Deafening Silence by Kaini reviews
TF: Prime-verse. Soundwave is injured and the Autobots find him... Megatron is not amused. Rated T for Violence I guess? Robot violence. Non-slash and really no pairings, 'Cept Megatron caring about Soundwave.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,216 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Megatron, Soundwave
Impossible Dreams by strawberrieNinja reviews
Soundwave would go anywhere and do anything for his leader. Why then was it always Starscream and never him that Megatron chose as a partner? Soundwave was the perfect servant and Megatron wanted the exact opposite of that. Or so Soundwave assumed... Megatron/Starscream, Megatron/Soundwave. Transformers Prime universe.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,598 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Megatron, Soundwave, Starscream
Rend by Cathilia-Crimson reviews
Megatron/Soundwave Megatron reflects on lashing out at Soundwave, someone he never gets angry with.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Megatron, Soundwave - Complete
Stupid Science by kaileeyp reviews
When Wheeljack goes missing, and Starscream seems to know too much, how will the Autobots save their friend? and why is Soundwave acting strange? Wheeljack/Bulkhead, Megatron/Soundwave
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,634 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Wheeljack, Megatron, Soundwave, Starscream
The Wages of Compassion by ultharkitty reviews
G1 AU. Vortex is mortally wounded in battle, and only a spark bond can save him. First Aid can't bring himself to walk on by, and ends up making a drastic and life-changing decision. Sticky, consent issues, dark.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 107,976 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Vortex, First Aid - Complete
Just Lucky by bluebutterflywitch reviews
Adina Whitewood lives in a gang filled nieghborhood. she had survive with just luck, but what happens when she is trageted by the same gang that ruin her family life? well, let's just throw in a boombox and see what happens. T for some cusing.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,897 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Ratchet, Soundwave
Love is Dead by Zayren Heart reviews
SEQUEL TO ENDLESSLY. Alaina thinks she made the biggest mistake of her life. Trying to change it, she has a lot of trials to overcome before she can truly be happy. Will she be able to do it? Sideswipe/OC Sides/OC Sunstreaker/OC Sunny/OC Read&Review
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,370 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
Report by newvagabond reviews
Megatron/Soundwave. Tactile, non-sticky, you know the drill. Soundwave has a report to give. Megatron knows when a reward is earned.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Megatron, Soundwave - Complete
Prompt Responses, Pairings, Threesomes, Moresomes by ultharkitty reviews
G1. A collection of one-shot prompt responses with various pairings. These are not related to each other, although some of them fit into the Decepticam AU. May contain sticky smut, please note content advice in headers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,833 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Optimus Prime, Vortex - Complete
Combaticons: Season 3 by ultharkitty reviews
G1, Dysfunction AU. A series of cracky and not-so-cracky self-contained drabbles and ficlets involving the Combaticons, set during TFTM and season 3. Content advice will be posted in chapter headers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,032 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Blast Off, Brawl
Combaticons: Cybertron by ultharkitty reviews
G1, Dysfunction AU. A set of one-shot ficlets about the Combaticons, set on and around Cybertron, before they got put in the Detention Centre. Content advice in chapter headers. For chronology of Dysfunction fics, see master list linked to from profile.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,575 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Vortex, Swindle
Fly Until the Last Piece Stops Spinning by CasusFere reviews
28s meme with Vortex, the crazy Combaticon 'copter. Sometimes efficient, often delusional, always off-kilter, Vortex faces down Autobots, Decepticon betrayal, and most dangerous of all, himself.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,002 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Vortex
Attachment by ultharkitty reviews
The Autobots have lost; a Decepticon-Quintesson alliance has taken Cybertron and Earth. Separated from his allies, injured and alone, First Aid is given the chance to survive. Sticky and non-sticky, explicit. NOW WITH SEQUEL!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 39,490 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - First Aid, Vortex - Complete
Her Twins by DaemonicKitten reviews
She's just an everyday, normal Trans-fan. One like any other you'd meet on the street, complete with habits and slang taken from almost living in the wake of the movies. When she realizes the hard way her fandom has suddenly become real, can she survive?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 96 - Words: 351,736 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Madly by TilltheMorningLight reviews
It wasn't fine. Because Soundwave was never late. Because Soundwave didn't disobey Megatron, had never betrayed him. Because to Soundwave, Megatron was everything. G1 -slash!-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,074 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Soundwave, Megatron - Complete
Sweet is the Sight by anonfeather reviews
Soundwave wants revenge on Bluestreak for having wounded one of his symbiote. Shockwave helps out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Soundwave, Shockwave - Complete
Burning in the Skies by Kcx reviews
Takes place after the conclusion of Forevermore. With most bots curious about their newest allie's past, Jazz finally gets the nerve to ask; and gets more than he bargained for. Rating may rise later.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,051 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron, Soundwave, Shockwave
Soundwave's Pet by beautiful moon reviews
Jazz is a Decepticon prisoner and Soundwave's new toy. Rated M for later chapters.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Soundwave, Jazz
The Little Things In Life by Cornmaize122 reviews
A year and a half since I died and my happy ending isn't all that happy. Plus, my darker side suddenly has a mind of its own. Good? Frag no. On top of that, I'm sparked up by a certain Mustang. Life just got more complicated, and EVERYTHING is changing.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,377 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Barricade, Jazz
Easing Tension by JenKristo reviews
Knockout/Soundwave: TF:Prime. Soundwave breaks his mask, and he's being treated by a medic who's a sucker for a pretty face. Now with a sequel. This has slowly gone from a little love story to an epic romance.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,190 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Soundwave, Knock Out - Complete
Monochrome by SMYGO4EVA reviews
Drabble. Soundwave, Airachnid. It would mean change - it would be the only way to say 'drag me down.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Soundwave, Airachnid - Complete
To Build a Future by Merfilly1 reviews
After Megatron surrendered at the end of emDark of the Moon/em Novel , he had to make a plan and begin it. This is his tale, and the story of the Decepticons, as they move to rebuild Cybertron.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 34,322 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Megatron, Soundwave
Sound and Fury by serpentnine reviews
Fragile wing-plating crumpled under his talons. "It's not like they're worth anything anyway. Nobody cares about an obsolete scraplet like this." He gave Ratbat another shake for good measure, the little mech crying out in sharp ultrasonic yips of pain.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,353 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Soundwave, Laserbeak
Odd by RosieHatchett reviews
Transformers Prime - Bumblebee is captured by Soundwave. Rated M for sticky slash!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Bumblebee, Soundwave - Complete
Rewarding Soundwave by JenKristo reviews
TF:Prime finale spoiler: After Orion Pax joins the decepticons and Megatron learns of Soundwave's recent act of loyalty, he gives him Orion as a reward. Soundwave/Optimus Prime Slash. ON HOLD INDEFINITELY
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,905 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Soundwave, Optimus Prime
Bring Me To Life by Nitrofrost2 reviews
Soundwave's long lost daughter has been found but with a major difference: she doesn't remember him. With the Autobots on their tails, will he be able to show her who he really is?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,105 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Soundwave, Megatron
Desert by antepathy reviews
Starscream, hatchlings and angst. DOTM possibly spoilers.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Starscream - Complete
What Happens on Ganthis Stays on Ganthis by ultharkitty reviews
G1 pre-Earth. To distract himself from his problematic love life, Smokescreen goes to his favourite casino on the moon Ganthis. But he's not alone, and the one person he really doesn't want to talk to has just bought him a drink. Vortex/Smokey, sticky.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Smokescreen, Vortex - Complete
Chance by antepathy reviews
SPOILERS for DOTM. Barricade and Starscream have a brief meeting to try to deal with some...plot holes. My response to the movie.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Barricade, Starscream - Complete
Rift by antepathy reviews
Follow-on from "Redeem". Everyone's back where they should be, but...there are consequences. 43 chapters total
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 59,656 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Barricade, Starscream - Complete
Recall by ultharkitty reviews
G1, Dysfunction AU. Sequel to Twister. Abducted by the Combaticons, First Aid strives to understand why Vortex wants him, and to figure out a way to escape. Contains NONCON, violence, dark themes, p'n'p, tactile, energy fields. Vortex/First Aid.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,641 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - First Aid, Vortex
Interrogating the Interrogator by ultharkitty reviews
G1, Dysfunction AU. Vortex has been captured, and Springer has only so long to extract the information he needs to prevent a catastrophe. Darkfic, graphic violence, torture. Occurs several decades after Twister and Recall.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Vortex, First Aid - Complete
The Unfortunate Demise of Agent Floodlight by ultharkitty reviews
G1, Dysfunction AU. One of Onslaught's employees is dead and Vortex is taking the blame, but things are not as they seem. Pre-war setting. Contains violence and implied offscreen het and slash pairings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,341 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Onslaught, Vortex - Complete
Forlorn Hope by antepathy reviews
You can tell right away this one's going to be an upper, can't you? IDW Sixshot/Jetfire. Sixshot's been infected with a cybertoxin by some unhappy Reapers. Eventual slash, pnp, tactile.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,709 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Sixshot, Jetfire - Complete
Family by Wolfyfox reviews
I suck at titles. Bacically this is just a moment between Soundwave and the casettes
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Soundwave - Complete
Involuntary Celibacy by ultharkitty reviews
G1 Decepticam AU. Vortex has a bad reputation, and as a consequence is having a serious problem getting any action. After some thought, Onslaught decides to help. Contains explicit consensual sticky robot sex, dom/sub, virgin kink, crack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Onslaught, Vortex - Complete
Through The Looking Glass by Gimme-Chan reviews
A collection of various stories. Starting off with Vortex/First Aid. First Aid unwittingly finds himself at the center of Vortexs obsession, Vortex works to get the young mech alone...more inside.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,646 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Vortex, First Aid
Side Effects by ultharkitty reviews
G1, Decepticam AU. In which Vortex takes advantage of an opportunity to have a bit of fun. Twisted courtship fic, Vortex and First Aid. Dubcon, cocercion, manipulation, and explicit sticky, tactile and energy field smut.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,779 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Vortex, First Aid - Complete
Scavenger's Bright Idea by ultharkitty reviews
G1, Dysfunction AU. In which Bruticus has a mission, Scavenger gets excited, and Starscream isn't at all pleased with the Combaticons. Contains fluff, crack, dead jellyfish and combat style violence. Set shortly after B.O.T.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Bruticus, Starscream - Complete
Disassembled by ultharkitty reviews
G1, Dysfunction AU. After the Spare Parts Incident, Swindle tries to apologise to Brawl, but it all goes wrong. Set just after B.O.T. Contains dark themes and violence. Now with a sequel in which Vortex confides in Blast Off.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Swindle, Vortex - Complete
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star by naboru narluin reviews
Vortex, Blast Off and Brawl are on a mission to get an alien energy source from an abandoned space station. Post season three. Suspense, action, mystery/horror, possible disturbing images
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,362 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Vortex, Blast Off - Complete
Games by Fierceawakening reviews
The Decepticons have captured Mirage, and Vortex interrogates him. Unfortunately for anyone actually wanting information, Vortex gets too into his work and lets himself get distracted playing with his new toy. T for psychological torture/mind games.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Vortex, Mirage - Complete
Taking one for the Team by ultharkitty reviews
G1, Dysfunction AU. After 'The Revenge of Bruticus', the Combaticons have a few problems getting used to their new loyalty programming. Now with added cracky sequel with Drag Strip/Vortex, and some Blast Off/Vortex fics as well.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,561 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Vortex, Onslaught - Complete
The Gestalt Bond and Other Problems by ultharkitty reviews
G1, Dysfunction AU. Blast Off is ordered to go on a mission with Long Haul. He isn't happy about it, but there're a lot of other things he isn't happy about either. Fic rated T. Now with bonus Onslaught/Vortex plug'n'play, rated M.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,881 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Blast Off, Long Haul - Complete
Swindle's Petrobunny Legion of Doom by ultharkitty reviews
G1, Dysfunction AU. Swindle shows off his latest purchase to a perplexed Vortex. Cracky genfic. Set on Cybertron before the war. Dysfunction AU. Now with sequel! Contains alien gore, implied violence and slash, darkly cracky, Blast Off/Vortex.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Vortex, Swindle - Complete
The Devil You Don't Know by antepathy reviews
Barricade and Blackout meet the Jersey Devil. Sort of b-movie schlock. But with robots as the victims. :D
Crossover - Transformers & Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Barricade - Complete
Twister by ultharkitty reviews
G1, Dysfunction AU. Two copters; one Protectobot, one Combaticon; one big storm, one hell of a crash, and the aftermath. Contains non-con, plug'n'play slash, unintentional bondage, inuendo, crack, combat violence. Comes before Recall.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,843 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Blades, Vortex - Complete
Two Times Two by DaemonicKitten reviews
Two real world Trans-fans are simply hanging out one day, when they happen across a man driving a yellow Hummer. Immediately, friendships are struck, and the trio grow closer until... The entire world changes. S&M, Ironhide/Chromia, OC/Ratchet, OC/Jazz.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 171,856 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Ratchet, Jazz - Complete
Redeem by antepathy reviews
Barricade is captured by the Autobots, with no hope of rescue. Meanwhile, Flareup and Ironhide continue to have issues after their captivity, and Optimus tries to smooth things over with the humans. Sequel to "Fallout."
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 45,620 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Barricade, Starscream - Complete
Cave In by antepathy reviews
Optimus Bob and I are co-writing a fun uh, not so little piece for you! Autobots and Decepticons, forced to work together? What will happen? Adventure and enemy-cooperatin' fun!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 98,706 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Optimus Prime, Barricade
Alone in the Ark by ultharkitty reviews
Left behind again to guard the Ark, Bumblebee looks for ways to entertain himself. Vortex/Bumblebee. G1, Decepticam AU. WARNINGS: very silly cracktastic slash, enthusiastic consensual sticky interfacing with a hint of dubcon/coercion, pwp.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,659 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Bumblebee, Vortex
Decepticam by ultharkitty reviews
G1. Jazz successfully completes a top secret mission, and in doing to changes the entire course of the war. Parody, crack, and sooner or later there will be sticky smut. Warnings given as necessary at the beginning of each chapter.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,033 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Megatron, Soundwave
Purple by QoS reviews
Why do the Stunticons have purple optics when all the other Decepticons have red ones?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Complete
Fair Game by Onyx17 reviews
A short fight scene, some psychological screwing, Vortex being Vortex and Arcee being creeped out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Arcee, Vortex - Complete
Leaf Blowers by DaemonicKitten reviews
Sure, we've all read 'Guidelines for Living with Giant Robots', but have you ever wondered how some of the rules came to pass? This was my take on this one. Used with permission from the Author.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Sam W., Leo S. - Complete
Cold by antepathy reviews
Blackout crashes in Iceland, and Barricade's the only one who can get there to repair him. A lesson in trust.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Blackout, Barricade - Complete
Lamia by kyotoagnes reviews
Humans have vivid imaginations, unfortunately for Soundwave it seems Blaster is the only one paying attention to that fact.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Soundwave, Blaster
Echoes by antepathy reviews
Short backstories on individual characters from my other, longer fics. Early days of war on Cybertron. In one place for your convenience! Sideswipe, Barricade, Megatron, Ironhide thus far. Rating bumped for sexual content and language.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,873 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Sideswipe, Barricade
First Kiss prompt response by ultharkitty reviews
G1, Dysfunction AU. A silly, fluffy story set before the war, in which Blast Off hopes that Vortex might be trying to seduce him, then gets a bit confused when Vortex doesn't do what he expects.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Vortex, Blast Off - Complete
The Secret Lives of Decepticons by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
Takes place after "Autobot Files". Being a Decepticon isn't easy, but what do they do with themselves when they aren't fighting Autobots and trying to subjugate the population?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,539 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Complete
Retrieval by antepathy reviews
post-ROTF and a tie in with my current story "Redeem." Demolishor is offline, and Sideways is desperate to find him. And Blackout's there, because copter needs more fic.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,978 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Demolishor, Sideways - Complete
The Shards by DaemonicKitten reviews
What if...Instead of the cube disappearing when it was shoved into Megatron's chest, it shattered instead, sending countless shards all over the world? What if the Autobots had a new mission? And what if they met new allies along the way?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 106,253 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Barricade, Optimus Prime
Enduring by antepathy reviews
At the end of Mission City's battle, what happened to Bonecrusher and Barricade? Warnings for noncon slash and language.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,246 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Bonecrusher, Barricade - Complete
The Autobot Files by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
Takes Place Directly after Ghost in the Machine. A series of short stories about a few Autobots and their different views on life.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 140,998 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Siren's Song by Mordae aka Dark Shadow reviews
Soundwave goes back to Eurhythma one last time and unexpectedly runs into Blaster. They interface and when Soundwave goes back to the Decepticons this causes problems. Sparksex. Blaster/Soundwave, Soundwave/various Decepticons N/C , voyeurism.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Soundwave
Fallout by antepathy reviews
Sequel to "Break": what happens when the humans hear Ironhide's break? Are the Decepticons splintering? How can the Autobots pull themselves together? Yeah, I suck at these. More robot pain and suffering, how's that?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 41,078 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Barricade, Optimus Prime - Complete
Snowfall by antepathy reviews
The Combaticons are not cohering as a group: Onslaught decides the best solution is to have them take a mission in an extreme environment.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,606 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Onslaught, Swindle - Complete
Sunstreaker's Got Humans by DaemonicKitten reviews
Sunstreaker is still learning to put up with humans. What happens when a bunch of humans decide to get to know him on a whole different level? Rated for my very twisted sense of humor.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Sarah L., Sideswipe - Complete
Undercover by DaemonicKitten reviews
A young woman with secrets attempting an undercover mission is interrupted by several strangers. She suddenly finds herself running from people claiming to be military, for numerous possible reasons, and bringing a friend along for the wild ride.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 95,658 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Bumblebee, Ratchet - Complete
Holiday Spirit by antepathy reviews
Blackout tries to help out Barricade by explaining human holidays to the other Decepticons. It goes, predictably, poorly. Semi-crack/slightly hyped characterizations, very black humor.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Blackout, Starscream - Complete
Where Was Barricade? by DaemonicKitten reviews
Why was it, when you see Barricade rushing into the Mission City Battle in Transformers, he suddenly seems to disappear? I didn't once see him at the final battle, did you? Here's a possible reason. Total nonesense, randomness, humor. PLETE
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Barricade, Mikaela B. - Complete
Autobot Pranks by DaemonicKitten reviews
Sunny and Sides decide to drive the other Autobots insane the best way they know how. With the help of the Earth's Worldwide Web, they come up with numerous ways to prank them. Poor Autobots. Mostly canon pairings.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 121,754 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Black Friday by antepathy reviews
Barricade tries to explain Black Friday to a cluster of dronelings. It does not go well. Oneshot for your holiday fun!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Barricade, Starscream - Complete
Family Guy of Cybertron by DaemonicKitten reviews
Autobot Pranks spin off. A series of one-shots where Autobots, and sometimes Decepticons, find themselves in Family Guy situations. Not always caused by pranks. Hilarity and Insanity ensue!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,905 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Baby Got Back by DaemonicKitten reviews
A side one-shot of a prank the Lennox's pull, with a little help, on two very unsuspecting, but very deserving mechs. Loosely related to 'Autobot Pranks'. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide - Complete
Barricade's Bad Day by DaemonicKitten reviews
Someone Decides to play a prank on poor, unsuspecting Barricade. Just a random one-shot. And yes I suck at summaries, and titles. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE. Not my best work, I wrote this at 3am.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Barricade, Starscream - Complete
The Sexual Harassment Course by DaemonicKitten reviews
Optimus and several other Autobots are requested to attend a Sexual Harassment class, but in the end don't really end up learning all that much. Canon pairings, and some hints of Arcee/Sides. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Break by antepathy reviews
After "Dead End." Two Autobots interrogated by Barricade, who abides, strangely enough, by US Army Field Manual tactics. What does it take to break the Autobots? What else will break?
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,898 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Barricade, Starscream - Complete
Computer Class from Hell by DaemonicKitten reviews
On a day filled with boredom, the Corvette Twins decide to annoy the other Autobots with a massive prank. One human knows whats going on, and seems to be enjoying themselves, but why is Sunstreaker screaming at a computer? ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Mikaela B., Sideswipe - Complete
Why Sideswipe is Silver by DaemonicKitten reviews
Animated Sideswipe had always been red, but movie Sideswipe was silver. Why is that? This is one of my theories of what might have happened. AU. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Sideswipe, Mikaela B. - Complete
Prisoner by antepathy reviews
Starscream, captured by Autobots, spends time with a linguist. This is my very first fanfic, so it's a little...wobbly. Now divided into slightly more manageable chapters!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,419 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Starscream, Ratchet - Complete
Dead End by antepathy reviews
After "Prisoner", before "Break"--Starscream is forced to lead a failing mission to recapture a base from the Autobots. We intro Blackout, Dead End, and two of the Arcees! Will the Autobots win?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,681 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Blackout, Starscream - Complete
Happy Holidays, Prowlie Claus by DaemonicKitten reviews
Sunny and Sides pull a prank on a recharging Prowl, in retaliation of a prank pulled on Sunny. A side piece from my story 'Autobot Pranks'. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Pain in the Aft by DaemonicKitten reviews
While combating Decepticons, including Ravage, Sunstreaker takes a claw to the aft. Poor guy just can't seem to avoid the horrible puns that follow. ONT-SHOT. COMPLETE
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Sideswipe, Optimus Prime - Complete
The Rec Room Incident by DaemonicKitten reviews
Why are the humans always told not to rough house or play around, when it comes to the Autobots? Why are we always told to be careful? Maybe this is why. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE. Sam/Mikaela
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B. - Complete
Evil For Dummies by PaperclipKiller reviews
Not all Decepticon's are evil at heart. Megatron/Soundwave Movie
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Megatron, Soundwave - Complete
Wannabes by kepulver reviews
G1 Vortex gets a chance to strut his stuff as an interrogator.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Vortex
28 Combaticons by kepulver reviews
[G1] Collection of shorter entries done for the 28 Combaticons meme on my Livejournal under dunmurderin
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 7/14/2006
Orphans by kepulver reviews
G1 -- Slightly AU. First Aid tries to help the survivors of the Combaticon team adjust to life without their gestalt
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,068 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/15/2009 - First Aid
You Killed Kenny by DaemonicKitten reviews
A joke gone right. One person yells 'You killed Kenny' and the entire room erupts into chaos. Hints of Mikaela/Sam, and Jazz is ressurrected for this fic. I own nothing but my love for the movies. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Mikaela B., Sam W. - Complete
The Autobot Wash by DaemonicKitten reviews
The local High School is allowing students to work on fundraising for a local charity. Mikaela learns about an idea her friend has, and needless to say, the Autobots get a little wet. Mikaela/Sam, with the faintest hint of Jazz/OC, Prime/OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,586 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Mikaela B. - Complete
Succubot by Fire Redhead reviews
She is the devourer of Sparks and the giver of every mech's ultimate desire. When she sneaks aboard the Nemesis every Decepticon's fantasy will be realized...for the price of their Sparks.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,085 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
A Pet Squishy by Fire Redhead reviews
G1 ish universe. Thundercracker captures a young woman to be his pet
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,892 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Thundercracker, Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Ghost in the Machine by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
G1 Takes place after Small Problems: Decepticons are mysteriously disappearing. But that's hardly the Autobot's problem, isn't it?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,102 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Say Please by iiskaa reviews
Hook tries to teach Soundwave to ask nicely for what he needs. G1. Hook/Soundwave: bondage, spanking, questionable consent, slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Hook, Soundwave - Complete
Melodic by Dancing Mouse reviews
Summary: Pre-G1. Two future enemies find common ground. Blaster/Soundwave. Feedback welcome!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Blaster, Soundwave
Small Problems by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
G1: Megatron has a ray gun that shrinks Autobots, leaving them two and a half feet tall and very far from home.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,306 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Prowl, Grimlock - Complete
Shambleau by kepulver reviews
[G1] Vortex runs into trouble of the alien menace variety on Monacus. Slashy overtones and a bit dark. Takes place after Fatigue, Reunited and Clean Up edited to put markers between the scenes
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,303 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Complete