Author has written 22 stories for Blackadder, and Red Dwarf.whoa. I don't have a bio. Cheese that's pathetic. Well, I suppose I must correct that, musn't I?
Well then, I do have a real name, I'm just not going to tell you because that takes away the mystery, doesn't it? It does indeed. Well then, I's a terrible nerd (but not a geek, I'm not smart enough to be a geek) with grammar problems. I'm a full-time (mostly night-shift) slasher and bloody proud of it. My current slash-induced infatuations are Red Dwarf and Blackadder (which is good, because my ships are so alike it's alarming) and... yeah that's it. Mostly. I'm all the webmaster/mistress/what have you of the Darling/Blackadder Archive, which I'm very proud of, despite the tiny-ness of it all.
I have an unspoken agreement with persons who I will not disclose and thus you will have to find for yourself. I will not subliminally message you. (bSlLaAcSkHaSdLdAeSrH) That was it. I'll get more unsubtle as time goes on.
Well then, I think I've taken up enough of your probably valuable time. To the batcave!