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Joined 01-01-04, id: 513044
Author has written 22 stories for Blackadder, and Red Dwarf.
whoa. I don't have a bio. Cheese that's pathetic. Well, I suppose I must correct that, musn't I?

Well then, I do have a real name, I'm just not going to tell you because that takes away the mystery, doesn't it? It does indeed. Well then, I's a terrible nerd (but not a geek, I'm not smart enough to be a geek) with grammar problems. I'm a full-time (mostly night-shift) slasher and bloody proud of it. My current slash-induced infatuations are Red Dwarf and Blackadder (which is good, because my ships are so alike it's alarming) and... yeah that's it. Mostly. I'm all the webmaster/mistress/what have you of the Darling/Blackadder Archive, which I'm very proud of, despite the tiny-ness of it all.

I have an unspoken agreement with persons who I will not disclose and thus you will have to find for yourself. I will not subliminally message you. (bSlLaAcSkHaSdLdAeSrH) That was it. I'll get more unsubtle as time goes on.

Well then, I think I've taken up enough of your probably valuable time. To the batcave!

Indecent Proposal by Chriss Corkscrew reviews
Post Season Eight. The ship has been saved but Rimmer and Lister feel singularly unappreciated, until their pasts catch up with them of course. Potential Rimmer/Lister romance.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D.
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Choose Life reviews
Takes place before the end of Goodbyeeeeee. Darling is going to die and he doesn't like it. Blackadder has some commntary.
Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Complete
Sunset reviews
warning: running into the sunset cliché at work. and slash. and the use of the first person perspective.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2005
Alternative reviews
I like the multiple dimension theory. It's fun. So I'm gonna play with it. Possible slash in the first bit (more definate slash later).. umm.. chicken salad wasn't a good idea.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2004
Hates Cats reviews
a sort-of sequel to breakfast. slashy
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Rimmer, A.
Breakfast reviews
Finished. Very finished, or at least as finished as it gets. Slash and stuff. And mushrooms.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/11/2004 - Published: 9/6/2004
Flipped reviews
Character Death, Slash, beware. Post Goodbyeee, a distraught Blackadder pays General Melchett a visit.
Blackadder - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2004
Statistics reviews
or 1 000 000 simultaneously. Slash-ish.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/10/2004
Frog Person reviews
not slash [shockgasp] but, I suppose, if you wanted, you could interpet it that way. If you do, tell me. Anywho. Series 8, pseudo-random almost thoughts. Conversation.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2004
Hate reviews
Continued Rimmer torture. Takes place during Terrorform. No happy ending. In fact, the antithesis of a happy ending, really.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/22/2004
Dancing reviews
more random Rimmer torture. Takes place during Rimmer's dream about singnig with no pants.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/21/2004
Bravery reviews
Umm.. could be slash-ish. Maybe. Character death. Random Rimmer torture. Enjoy.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/21/2004
Tongue Tied reviews
right... Slash. Inspired by the extended Tongue Tied on the series 2 dvd. [patiently awaits the smack-down]
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/20/2004
Dreamt reviews
slashness, a bit of a fic from the POV of Lister's subconsious dream!Rimmer.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/18/2004
Grinder reviews
Paranoia's painful demise via waste grinder. sings Slaaaaaaaash.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/11/2004
The Various Origins of Osmond DarlingBlackadder reviews
noone knows where he came from. so let's make it up.
Blackadder - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,168 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/18/2004 - Published: 7/9/2004
Low reviews
Low Rimmer angst. Smeg, general Rimmer angst, but pretty much Low Rimmer-y. Slashy, because slash makes the world go round.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2004
Hurt You reviews
slash-ity slash-ness. of the vaguely incestuous kind. Low Rimmer runs into Normal Rimmer. Lovely lovely things happen.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/25/2004 - Rimmer, A., Rimmer, A.
Visit reviews
Ace Rimmer visits an almost familia dimension. Slashy, as always. I can't help it.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D.
And If I Stop Thinking About It reviews
(maybe it will go away) another of the you-should-know-what's-by-now's. Lister's POV. Slashly
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Lister, D.
Social Call reviews
DB fluff. no real point but I wanted to use the term 'scathing apathy'. So I did
Blackadder - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/26/2004
Unwise reviews
General Melchett ponders Darling's station in the trenches. (slash, but probably not the slash you think )
Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/20/2004
Feather Duster reviews
-SLASH- Part two. Soapy foamy baths. Fun.
Blackadder - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/15/2004 - Published: 1/10/2004