Riya3
hide bio
Poll: How did you find out about my work on fanfiction? Vote Now!
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 09-13-13, id: 5132924, Profile Updated: 11-14-14
Author has written 19 stories for Naruto, Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人, and Shakespeare.

"Writing is for tugging at emotions, whether they reify as laughs or tears or that epic feeling that makes you want to go out and kill dragons bare-handed."

Hello. I write things.


Updates:

Still being bled dry by academia.

On an unrelated note, 'Retribution' has been translated into Portugese by Valerie Swan. So if you can read that beautiful language, read it here:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10055944/1/Retribution-by-Riya3

Other ffn account: 'thirdmetaphor' (link in favourites list below).

More Updates:

Anyway, I have no excuse for not continuing Kokuten. I mean, the school year has been hectic and I could have done it over the summer, but I was writing original work. And I find it hard to work on original stuff and fanfiction at the same time (I don't know why, they just... require different styles). But I really like writing fan fiction.

So here's my plan: I've had an extensive plot-planning document (and various important scenes) written out since I started this fanfic, so I just need to get back into the hang of writing it. So far, the only free time I'm going to have is over Winter Break. So I'm going to try to restart then, and if I really can't, I'll admit defeat and upload a 'chapter' with the plot-plan just so you guys can have some closure.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

My Hairpins are Sharper Than Your Battle Fan by thirdmetaphor reviews
Madara requires a wife, and this is totally not what Mito signed up for. MadaMito and one-sided HashiMada.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Madara U., Mito U.] Izuna U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Tight Spot by thirdmetaphor reviews
When the Valkyrie's head goes missing, Orihara Izaya is forced to associate with his enemies to drag everything back into order.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,401 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 1/22/2014 - [Izaya O., Shizuo H.]
The Bloody Mist by thirdmetaphor reviews
The story of Terumi Mei, from graduate of the Bloody Mist to legendary Mizukage. MadaMei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,695 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/8/2014 - [Madara U., Mei T.] Ao, Chōjūrō - Complete
Enkaku Byakugan by phoenixyfriend reviews
The Byakugan had its own second level, and it was just as likely to drive its user mad as the Mangekyo, as the possibilities of the universe drove the wielder mad. Hinata was just lucky that she had a support system.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 82 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Hinata H., Hiashi H., Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Levi's by Tramontana Keeper reviews
Levi declares a one-man war on the sorry state of the military's pants (because whoever decided white was a good color for them was clearly an imbecile). Erwin is worried.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Erwin Smith, Levi - Complete
The Secrets of Trees by foxwedding reviews
A secret forest rendezvous leads Madara and Hashirama to redefine their relationship in unconventional ways. Hashimada oneshot & lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Here Come the Ninja! by The Goliath Beetle reviews
Konoha Shinobi are eccentric. Its civilians even more so. "This wasn't the first time that Kakashi had escaped from hospital before he was supposed to. And it definitely wasn't the first time he had found him lying amongst stacks of porn whilst bleeding profusely. " Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Naruto U., Chōji A., Kakashi H., Sai - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 2,197 - Follows: 406 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Definitely not a Love Story by estuesday reviews
Kakashi held up a hand. 'We’ll pretend this never happened.' Guy woos Kakashi. Kakashi isn't exactly appreciative of his efforts, nor those of the village on Guy's behalf, and he just might be developing a phobia to flowers. GuyxKakashi. Full Konoha cast.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,771 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Beginnings by sna reviews
Even something called an 'Eternal Rivalry' has to start somewhere! Oneshot, featuring a young Gai & Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Justifiable Excuse by rayemars reviews
Uchiha Itachi, there is no sin in killing your clan when they are only imposters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 93 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Rival by Jade R. Raven reviews
A parody of 'The Raven' from Kakashi's point of view.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Art of Shipping reviews
'"I don't know," Sasuke told him. "I just sit here hating the world and the fangirls flock to me."' In which this writer takes shipping to a whole new level by attempting to write every Naruto ship ever. Complete and utter parody.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,618 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Naruto U.
Kokuten reviews
All Sasuke wanted was revenge. He never expected to be thrown into the midst of Konoha's hidden discordance, or to learn the truth about Uchiha Itachi. Time travel. The Uchiha coup occurs. On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,836 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U.
Inconsistent reviews
Sasuke gets taken back to Konoha, and meets his replacement. Sometimes fake smiles are better than none. Sasuke/Sai. A romance without the romance.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/2/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sai]
uncertainty reviews
Projected pathological narcissism. Sasuke-centric.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/29/2013 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U.] - Complete
shigeki no catchphrase reviews
Eren - "I will kill all the Titans! Every last one of them! Except me, of course." Mikasa – "I will protect Eren whether he likes it or not. And then I will sleep with him. Whether he likes it or not." Thoughts of characters.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Eren Y., Mikasa A., Armin A., Jean K. - Complete
left reviews
To be a lion in a forest of ... dragons. Sakura-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Sakura H., Team Seven - Complete
Mark of Genius reviews
Hatake Kakashi. Eight dogs that crowded his house of two. A disgraced name turned on its head. A Rivalry that clung to him like a burr. An anbu title taken from a dead man. Three kids that grew up drenched in peace. A mask, because it keeps his nose warm. Kakashi-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 12/26/2013 - [Kakashi H., Rin] Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Deceptive Simplicity reviews
In which Rosencrantz and Guildenstern try to figure out what their Prince's problem is, and whether or not he actually 'murdered them'. They don't exactly come to any sort of conclusion, but that's rarely the point, is it? (A 'Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead' alternative scene).
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Complete
Retribution reviews
He wanted to know every inch of her. Levi/Mikasa.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Mikasa A., Levi - Complete
Orochimaru's Student reviews
A cheeky kid and her overly exasperated sensei. Platonic Orochimaru/Anko.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,333 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Orochimaru, Anko M. - Complete
Solipsistic reviews
A tale of the Uchiha coup, and what it takes to save their clan. Reincarnation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,237 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Complete
Funeral of a Plant reviews
Naruto and Kakashi hold Mr Ukki's funeral. KakaNaru. Very literal gallows humour. Pakkun-bashing. All-encompassing philosophy on the meaning of a plant. And, of course, unapologetic fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Sunny Days and Eye Candy reviews
Pakkun has a confession to make. Kakashi is amused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Kakashi H., Pakkun, Akamaru - Complete
non-contradiction reviews
He searches for stability in a sea of changing, contradictory advice. SaiSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Sakura H., Sai] - Complete
Fifteen Million Ryo reviews
Naruto never suspected that his stupid mission could end this badly. On the bright side, at least his lazy sensei was there to suffer with him. Meanwhile, Sakura and Sai have their own mission: see Kakashi's unmasked face. Post-timeskip. Kakashi/Naruto. Sakura/Money. Sai/Himself. Gaara/Paperwork.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,759 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 9/13/2013 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Within the Forest reviews
They fight a different kind of battle. HashiMada.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Imitation reviews
In which 'copy-nin' is taken to a whole new level.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/27/2013 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] - Complete
The Springtime of Romance reviews
Gai decides to fall in love, and Kakashi considers going back to anbu to escape his overenthusiastic friend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Special Treatment reviews
When Kakashi realizes that Naruto has been especially protective of him recently, he decides to find out why. Post-timeskip KakaNaru. Fluffy fluff fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Manager of:
Community: Reference Collection.
Focus: General: All Categories