The Name's Silver
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Joined 09-14-13, id: 5134952, Profile Updated: 11-17-13
Author has written 5 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Pirate101.

Name: Silver (though my real name is Julia)
Age: 13. OR AM I...DUN DUN DUN (Yeaaaah...I am...)
Location: Wouldn't you like to know?
Gender: Female


Favorite Hetalia Couples: Spamano :D (my OTP)

  1. PruCan
  2. USUK
  3. FrUk (Yeah..I like both...SUE ME!)
  4. Russia x France (is there even a pairing name for that XD)
  5. GerIta
  6. DenNor
  7. IceHong
  8. LietPol
  9. SuFin
  10. Giripan

Top 10 Favorite Hetalia Characters:

10) France
9) Lithuania
8) Poland
7) Russia
6) Britain
5) America
4) Canada
3) Romano
2) Prussia
1) SPAIN!


Top 10 Favorite Pokemon:

10) Espeon

9) Gardevoir

8) Dragonite

7) Malamar

6) Meowstic

5) Blaziken

4) Sylveon

3) Venusaur

2) Empoleon

1) Ampharos!!!


Top 10 favorite Harry Potter Characters:

10) Ron

9) Snape

8) Dumbledore

7) Ginny

6) Hermione

5) Harry

4) Draco

3) Dobby

2) Hedwig (XD)

1) Sirius!!!


Top 10 Favorite Soul Eater Characters:

10) Spirit (Death Scythe)

9) Lord Death

8) Black Star

7) Tsubaki

6) Medusa

5) Maka

4) Stein

3) Soul

2) Crona

1) Death the Kid!!!


10% Alien
20% Comedian
30% Misfit
40% Soul Eater Addict
50% British
60% American
70% Social Anxiety
80% Videogames
90% Three Days Grace
100% HETALIA!!!

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RIP Alexis Goode Nov 1998 - Oct 2013
Nobody can ever bully you again I miss you so much


7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."


Why America has some Issues (Yes I live there, but tough. These are clever)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...


Ways to make sure you're insane

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with its name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you’re not in the mood.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"


Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms

2) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

9) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

10) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

12) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"

13) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

14) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

15) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

16) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

17) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

18) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

19) It’s not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.

20) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

21) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

22) I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.

23) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

24) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.

25) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

26) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

27) I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the Force".

28) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays.

29) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.

30) I will not send Snape a bar of soap for Christmas.


16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"


1 - YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name and 'izzle')
= Julizzle XD

2 - YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favourite colour and favourite animal)
= Silver Owl ... THAT SOUNDS FUCKING AWESOME

3 - YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on)
= Elyse Willow

4 - YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first)
= McgJu XD

5 - YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (your second favorite colour, and favourite drink)
= Black Icee lol

6 - YOUR IRAQI NAME: (second letter of your first name, third letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, second letter of your mum's maiden name, third letter of your dad's middle name, first letter of a sibling's first name, and last letter of your mum's)
= Uclpaey (wtf is that...?)

7 - YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents' middle names)

Anne Francis

8 - YOUR GOTH NAME: (bloody and your pet's name)

Bloody Buddy OR Bloody Oreo OR Bloody Apollo.
You choose lol


YOUR GUY SIDE:

(X)You love hoodies.
(X)You love jeans.
(x)Dogs are better than cats.
(X) It's hilarious when people get hurt.
(X)You've played with/against boys on a team.
(x)Shopping is torture.
(x)Sad movies suck.
()You own/ed an X-Box.
(x)Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
()At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
(X)You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
(X)You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
(X)You watch sports on TV.
(x)Gory movies are cool.
()You go to your dad for advice.
()You own like a trillion baseball caps.
()You like going to high school football games.
(x)You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
()Baggy pants are cool to wear.
(X)It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
(X)Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours.
(X)You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
()Sports are fun.
(X)Talk with food in your mouth.
()Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 17

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

(X)You wear lip gloss/stick.
()You love skirts.
()Cats are better than dogs.
()You love to shop.
()You wear eyeliner.
(X)You wear the colour pink.
(X) Go to your mum for advice.
(X)Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.
(X)You like hanging out at the shopping center. (so long as I'm not shopping and if I am it's for something I want _)
()You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
(X)You like wearing jewelery.
()Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
()You don't like the movie Star Wars.
()You were in gymnastics/dance.
() It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
(X)You smile a lot more than you should.
()You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
(X)You care about what you look like.
()You like wearing dresses when you can.
()You like wearing body perfume.
(X)You love the movies.
()Used to play with dolls as little kid.
()Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 10

Lol that's just sad...

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What if? by LightBlueFlower reviews
Matthew has just been accepted to attend Roma's International Academy. Along with his brother Alfred, he's going to try to make the most of the next 4 years. With a friendship spawning between him and the cute 'troublemaker', Gilbert, in his first year Math class, Matthew's going to have to learn to deal with the problems in his familial and school life. / High school AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 139,074 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/9 - Published: 2/9/2013 - [Canada, Prussia]
Understanding Romano by FeverousFanFiction reviews
Lovino's pov when he goes to live with Antonio.(better summary to come) Goes with my story Growing Tomaoes. *Contains spanking of a teen
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,367 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 1/24/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
To love those who don't know by iyada reviews
Denmark is in a terrible accident that leaves him in a coma. Upon awakening he has no memory of anyone. Unfortunatly for all the nordics something sinister is hiding under the surface. This is a Norway x Denmark story. Don't like? Don't read. I own nothing. DenNor
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 148,174 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Norway, Denmark
Thunderstorms by Fly Away Dreams reviews
Alec tells Magnus he isn't afraid of anything. But what happens when a thunderstorm rolls around? Fluff. Alec x Magnus.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Storybook by rjanarielle reviews
Don't worry, we'll meet again. Besides, the story still isn't finished. We'll finish our story together, okay?" — That is their promise. However, when they met each other again in ten years, they forgot about their promise and even ended up as enemies. What will happen now? Other pairings are involved like FrUK. All aboard the fluff train!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,936 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 8/17/2013 - America, Japan, France, England/Britain
Romano Loves Surprises by doomsdame reviews
Germany is convinced that Romano is incapable of love...until Spain returns early after a long war, and he witnesses Romano's touching reaction to the surprise homecoming. Established Spamano and Gerita. UPDATE: Now includes the bonus oneshot "Christmas," in which Rome visits for the holidays and Germany is surprised by Spain's hostility towards him...until he finds out why.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,077 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 8/15/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Maple Beer Tomato pact by maplepancakes99 reviews
Summary: So an Italian, a Canadian and a Prussian walk into a bar, and make a pact to stick together, help each other, and always be friends. However, these new BFFs aren't the most compatible people, how will this new friendship work out?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,700 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 1/26/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Canada, Prussia
Canadian Suicide by CanadaLover008764 reviews
Canada is tired of being 'invisible' and decides to end it all. He doesn't realize that Prussia actually cared about him, and he doesn't take the Canadian's death very well. He decides to join him in the afterlife. What will happen to them and the other countries because of the Canadian's death? Find out and please read!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,268 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Canada, Prussia
In The Shadow by rexlover180 reviews
Matthew Williams is one of the adopted sons of the famous Arthur Kirkland and Francis Bonnefoy, the one that doesn't like the spotlight. One day, he gets kidnapped by the infamous Gilbert Beilschmidt, the criminal that has never been caught. As his family is desperate to get him back, Matthew finds himself oddly wanting to stay with the criminal. PruCan and FACE family.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 119,191 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 10/22/2013 - [Canada, Prussia] - Complete
Aggressive Whispering by RedEyedGirl100 reviews
When his father remarries an American, Matthew is uprooted from his home in Canada. Leaving behind his only two friends and entering high school where the only person he knows is his stepbrother. Being the quiet type its hard for him to come out of his shell. As he tries to make a life for himself he meets Gilbert. Main pairing PruCan, many side pairings. Some M rated chapters
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 82,650 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Canada, Prussia, America, S. Italy/Romano
Destroyed by Lara Steichen reviews
England can't shake off the Feeling... The thing he loves so much it hurts. Human names used, but only by the countries. FrUK with a twist, shall we say. Includes kissing, description of traumatic experiences and potential gore depending on how sensitive you are. (Don't like, don't read, please.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,297 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 7/20/2013 - England/Britain, France, Jeanne D'Arc - Complete
The Promise by PedePaulie reviews
Elora is young witch who has no friends and feels ostracized from her family. Then she meets Tom Riddle in the park and discovers that he hates his home life as well. The two of them become friends and promise to always look out for each other. What complications will attending Hogwarts bring?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,576 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Tom R. Jr., OC
30 uses for a Coathanger by thatgirlinPajamas reviews
What are the uses for a coat hanger? Why does Magnus even want to know? Alec saves him from massacring his face but can he stop what else Magnus has planned?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2013 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] - Complete
The Hetalia Dating Game by myloveriswriting reviews
Romano and Spain have broken up for over a century now. Surprisingly, both countries have completely different point of views. So, what happens when Hungary invites all the countries to an "emergency world meeting" only to trap them in her own dating game? Hungary being the matchmaker, of course. The only thing Romano's worried about is being set up with someone other than Spain...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,962 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 7/12/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Rise & Fall by CelestiasFaithful reviews
They're like a eccentric 21st-Century pair with two dogs instead of kids. The only problem: He's a 900-year-old alien called The Master, she's a depressed 21-year-old called Jessie. One of their dogs is an oversized Pokemon, & the other is a pint-size android. This is the story of how they met, how they became friends, and how they saved the universe- just in time for supper.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 101 - Words: 88,951 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - The Master, OC - Complete
Wingless by Epic F. Awesomesauce reviews
Some Spamano Pottertalia! Yay! {inserts you celebrating here} Please read if you want! It's basically about Lovino and Antonio falling in love, which is pretty much everything I write, but I swear this one will be a bit different! Sort of! Ish! Has some Nyotalia, including all members of the Axis Powers, and some innuendos... heh, sorry. :/
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,551 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain]
Passion Perfume by Cele-chan1 reviews
Sequal to Sinis Trio escapes. After Kate's confidence is shattered Rythmi and her older sister decide to boost their favorite ranger's self estem by spicing up her love life...with a magic perfume. Hm I wonder what could go wrong when half of the male population of Almia seem to be 'effected' by this perfume exept from a certain blue haired admin
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,102 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Kate/Hitomi
In Which the Family is Domestic by Allie Chick reviews
A series of connected shorts following the fluffy lives of Berwald, Tino and their adopted son Peter, with occasional interruption from Uncle Matthias. Sufin and Sealand fluff (with some angst).
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,195 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Sealand, Sweden, Finland, Denmark - Complete
Coming Home: Spain x Romano by Pulcinella reviews
When Spain's little tomato finally comes back to live with him, things can't really get any better. Rated T for Romano's potty mouth and a bit of adult humor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/21/2013 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
Back in Time by rexlover180 reviews
Gilbert has made some bad choices in his life. In an effort to fix them, his family decides to bring him to a small town to go to school. At first, Gilbert can't stand it, it's almost like he was brought back in time, but maybe a little Canadian can change his mood. PruCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,861 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013 - [Canada, Prussia] - Complete
Hetalia Goes Camping by Maniac-Elle reviews
America invites England and Japan camping to celebrate his new awesome tent but somehow all the other nations get invited and a quiet week of admiring America's new purchase turns into a loud, alcohol fuelled affair where inhabitions run a little too low and Japan and Hungary worry they might run out of memory for their cameras. FrUK, AmeCan, GerIta, Spamano, etc... Discontinued.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,489 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - [England/Britain, France] [America, Canada]
Gone, Gone, Gone by Spamano4ever reviews
Antonio has loved his dear Italian friend for years. But Lovino loved Alfred. Antonio accepted this and moved one. Or so he thought, until one night he gets a call from said Italian, who needs him now more than ever before. Past!Romerica, Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/6/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
No Swearing, Mi Tomate! by Nanachan413 reviews
Spamano, tomatoes, The DREADED CURL, and an oblivious oyabun. What fun! Rated T, because Romano's in the story, not because of Spain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/26/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Thirteenth Score by planxtary reviews
Antonio finds himself looking for a boy who had vanished many years ago. He soon has a strange encounter with a mysterious teen with tally marks on his arm and finds himself wondering what the boy could possibly be hiding, and may soon find out. Sadly, he hadn't made the best first impression. "Francis, I'm going to have to hang up on you. I think I just ran somebody over."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,789 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
You're not alone by hokage666 reviews
Lovino Vargas has always been alone. He feels like no one cares about him, no one would even notice if he died. Suicide attempt, one shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Helpless by Just-Canadian reviews
Spain is sick and in pain, and Romano is afraid that he may not make it this time. Might make it a two shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,519 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Strawberry Milkshake by castielsweetness reviews
In Antonio's mind, an attempted suicide played out in such a way: Lovino's hand trembled to the left of his temple, and for the third time that month, he'd cocked the gun with a satisfying click, preparing himself for what may occur. If he didn't drop it again. But of course, this was only but a theory. Antonio didn't know for sure why he attempted this, for he hadn't arrived yet
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/18/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
To Secure a Gilbird by Something In The asdknasd reviews
Have you ever imagined what it would be like to fall in love with the awesomest country there is? OF COURSE YOU HAVE! And if you haven't...then what the HELL are you doing here? ಠ ಠ By reading this awesome fanfiction, you will awesomely be able to have an awesome time with the ever so awesome Gilbert Beilshmidt. Are you up for the challenge? Prussia X Reader
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Prussia
Fear by IrisWrites reviews
Lovino is afraid of the dark so Antonio helps to ease his mind.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Recursion by Corvus corone reviews
[established Gold/Silver, gameverse] Ethan and Silver play HeartGold and SoulSilver! Hilarity ensues.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,907 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Silver/Rival
Read the Stars by Potato Crosser reviews
Spamano Oneshot - Antonio and Lovino are students in school. Lovino makes a wish to the shooting stars that Antonio would confess his feelings, but do wishes like that really come true?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/4/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Ballad of one Antonio Carrideo by BritishGentleman reviews
'He hadn't wanted to see that! He was so wrong' Lovino always wondered if Antonio could do anything but smile, and when he see's the change he wants to forget it. Spamano, rated T for language. Bad summary is bad. Songfic 'Ballad of Mona Lisa'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
King by IrisWrites reviews
In which Romano finds Spain after a battle and discovers that there is more than one face to the Spaniard then cheerful. Typetrigger 300 words prompt.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Whispers through the Keyhole by ohhthegreatestblinkinglight reviews
To be honest, neither Antonio nor Lovino remembered how the fight started. All they remembered were the angry, hurtful words tossed so carelessly at each other.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 8/20/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
He Just Have to Pretend by Spaceteapack reviews
The happiness of one's loved shall be his own happiness. Francis loves Arthur, Arthur loves Alfred. AU. FrUKUS. Is currently being rewritten.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,705 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - France, England/Britain
As Long As We're Here by Lifeisforlivingoutloud reviews
America's finally had enough of constantly fighting with England, so he decides to become the catalyst to start fixing things between them, but when he tells England of how he cares for him, England doesn't believe him. Now, America's on a mission to prove his sincerity to England! Will he be able to succeed?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Broccoli, Carrots, and Cauliflower, Oh My! by Mandelene reviews
It's about time America cracked down on his unhealthy eating habits, but he won't be able to do it alone. England plans on dragging the hamburger-loving nation toward achieving a healthier lifestyle, even if America's dead set on kicking and screaming through the entire journey. Rated T for America's flowery language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,285 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - England/Britain, America, Canada, Prussia - Complete
Flour by Mona the yaoi freak reviews
Prussia one day decides to barge into Canada's house while he's making pancakes and decides to lend a hand. When Canada gets flour stuck in his hair, Prussia helps him get it out. It all goes down hill from there... I stink at summaries! Anyway, this is PruCan (Prussia/Canada) and is rated T for curl and some language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/12/2013 - [Canada, Prussia] America, France - Complete
Letters From A Loser by ganontheumbreon reviews
Arthur is receiving some strange letters from an anonymous person. A collab with artiekins on tumblr. Enjoy! uvu
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2013 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada - Complete
Awkward Implications by planxtary reviews
Things go awry at a meet-the-family dinner when Arthur asks daddy to pass the salt and his father isn't the only one to reach for it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2013 - [England/Britain, France] - Complete
He Has Returned by Himitsu Saijou reviews
A few years back then, Spain left Romano when he was little to fight the English pirates. And now, Romano is already a fine young man and suddenly, he passed the old house of the Spaniard until he realized Spain has finally returned. What will be Romano's reaction? Find out here!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Futuristic by SakuraMoriChan reviews
It was just an ordinary day for Arthur… that is, until some idiot fell from a tree and claimed he was from the future… One-shot for the USxUK Summer Camp!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/8/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Shut Up and Kiss Me by nikkicchi reviews
After being shooed out of the conference room with a command to try and "resolve" their "sexual tension", what does Arthur and Alfred do? Why of course, bicker like always. It doesn't end like it usually does, though. — usuk/us, human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Alfred's HERO birthday party! by Shadowless13 reviews
It's Alfred's birthday party! He has a party with a few friends and plays 'spin the bottle'. Insanity is sure to go down!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/6/2013 - England/Britain, America, Canada, Prussia - Complete
He Paints the Color Red by Serenity Ma Sogni reviews
The hospital I worked at was quiet and serene, and then I got transferred. Gilbert gets transferred to a new hospital filled with..unique people. The most intriguing though is the boy who sleeps with the light on.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,240 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - America, Canada, Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Day Light by Haiti2013 reviews
Alfred glanced out the window and groaned as he noticed the first signs of morning stream in. He shut his eyes and moved in closer to Arthur. He didn't want the night to end. Not yet. He wasn't ready.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2013 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Aliens in London by HadesGhostGirl reviews
How England reacts to a spaceship crashing into Big Ben. The Doctor gets a phone call.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/18/2013 - [England/Britain, America] 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
In Which France and America Force Iggy to Choose by Funny Unicorn Called Koko reviews
England is forced to decide whether he loves the hamburger loving twit or the perverted frog. Who will he choose? Or will he end up all alone? FRUKUS Crack-fic!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2012 - America, France - Complete
100 Ways to Annoy England by LordofAmus reviews
A list of 100 ways to annoy England. I do not own Hetalia. Please R&R.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/13/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
Don't Touch The Curl! by MidnightSakuraBlossom and SYD reviews
Spain's curiosity of Romano's lone hair curl brings him to make the desicion to play with it repeatedly while the latter's asleep, and the results of this get a little...unexpectedly hot... Rated for implied sexual themes
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,604 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Curl by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
Spain decides to uncover the truth about Romano's hair curl, even if it means forcefully pinning Romano down and playing with the curl as much as he can... Rated T because of Romano's bad mouth and curl.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
August Rain by Lady Divinity Cosplay reviews
France has decided that England will be his victim of romance one rainy August night at the world conference. But England has reasons for not wanting to be a one night stand. Rated for language. Fr/UK with side US/Can. Bonus chapter for aly fans
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - [England/Britain, France] [Canada, America] - Complete
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Tomato Buddies reviews
After being bullied on a bus and having a weird Spanish kid coming to his rescue Lovino Vargas finds Antonio has now declared him his best friend, Lovino doesn't give a damn. Antonio is annoying even if he did save him. Spamano. Minor: GerIta UsUk PruCan RussLiet AusHun NiChu
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,256 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 9/14/2013 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain]
How to Annoy Hetalia Characters reviews
Ever want to drive Hetalia characters absolutely insane? Well now you can with this amazing guide!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 11/16/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Germany, England/Britain, Prussia
To Fear your Passion reviews
Daring Aleta Webb's parents were killed in a shipwreck leaving her with a crippling fear of ships. Added to that she's now being forced to join a crew full of people she'd rather not be near (one of which includes her jerk-ish best friend and an arrogant boy from Marleybone who she can't decide if she likes or not) to go on some quest for a treasure she doesn't even want. OC/OC
Pirate101 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2013 - OC
Come Back Norway reviews
Denmark has lost his entire family. But there's one person he thought he'd never lose. Will that person ever come back? Super short DenNor oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Norway, Denmark]
Bittersweet reviews
Canada finds Prussia during WW2 and knows he has to shoot him. They're at war. Prussia is a nazi. An axis. Even through anger Canada just can't seem to do it. Nazi!Prussia x Canada. Dedicated to my friend who committed suicide.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Canada, Prussia]