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I used to write, but now I mainly read. Who knows? I may come back.

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Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 240,558 - Reviews: 3300 - Favs: 4,371 - Follows: 4,534 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Contempt and Power by TamiTheOxyMoron reviews
What if Viserys had been different? What if he had resembled more of Rhaegar then his father, The Mad King? But most importantly, what if Viserys loved Daenerys more then the Iron Throne?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,105 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 2/5/2015 - Daenerys T./Dany, Viserys T.
Anything Goes In Fanfiction by xXGrayGuitar14Xx reviews
"Anything goes in Fanfiction." Grover said. Nico snorted, "Yeah, I can get every girl at camp, catch you and Percy MAKING OUT by the shed, and can still go to school. Yeah, anything goes in crazy fan's minds. Let's read another one and see who faints next." "NO!" Everyone yelled. Rated T for cussing. SPOILERS FOR ALL BOOKS! OOC NOW COMPLETED!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,572 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Grover, Nico A., Percy J., Leo V.
All of the Reasons Why by independentalto reviews
Of COURSE Fury would come up with a list of things the Avengers shouldn't do. And who would they be if they didn't do them? Everything that can and will happens. They snark. They drink. They...have object wars? Based off of skiddliebop's "They have rules?" One shots in no chronological order. Romanogers, Clintasha, Stony...I play with everything. But Pepperony. Always Pepperony.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 321,839 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Confidants' Club by CrystallineMaple reviews
After Gilbert Beilschmidt kills himself, eight of his friends discover that they're in his suicide note. They form the Confidants' Club, determined to keep their wrongdoings secret. But as lies tangle up and drag various people into the mix, rumors fly, tensions build, and soon, everyone is a suspect... Multiple slight pairings. Completed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 71,307 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Prussia - Complete
Edmund- Last (sane) Man Standing by WhoNeedsReality reviews
When you're surrounded by 3 mad siblings, a bratty cousin, a country ruled by a lion and a guy with a fake Spanish accent, there's always something to make Edmund feel like the last sane person on earth. Funny sketches and parodies of canonical scenes, starring Edmund. Set in movie-verse, LWW, PC and VotD. Lots of crack and silliness, please R&R!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,855 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/7/2015 - Published: 7/13/2013
My Master Ed by Blue Teller reviews
Slave number Twenty Three didn't know what to make of his new Master. The strange boy was nothing like other slave owners. Short on both height and temper, yet strangely kind to him, Master Ed seemed to know something about him that he didn't himself. Just what was it? Time-travel fic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,413 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 9/6/2015 - Published: 4/19/2015 - Edward E., Hohenheim
A Camp Full of Idiots by DarkPaladin000 reviews
This is a story in which Percy has to deal with a bunch of odd incidents in Camp Half-Blood, from fighting mermen to starring in 'Demigod VS Wild,' as well as the occasional 'Ask Dionysus' section. Warning: Continued reading of this fanfiction may cause: headaches, fits of giggling, spit-takes, and such. It's not going to make any sense, but still, you might as well enjoy it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,141 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/23/2015 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Annabeth C., Aphrodite, Percy J., Apollo
The Fourth Wall by anavoli reviews
The characters of Shingeki no Kyojin (Attack on Titan) discover technology and chaos ensues. And laptops have tremendous killing qualities. ((cover image by museoforpheus))
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,798 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/6/2015 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Eren Y., Mikasa A., Jean K., Levi - Complete
Aphrodite Girls by LunaPadma reviews
Have you ever tried to stereotype the stereotyped?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 16,052 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Aphrodite, Drew T., Lacy, Piper M. - Complete
The Aftermath by Umecchi reviews
'He followed the noise, and came to what he was looking for. A red door. A bright red door. A crimson door. Apollo knocked three times. The scuffling froze. The door opened surprisingly quickly. The girl standing in the doorway had dark red hair, emerald green eyes, and pale skin. The girl looked to be about seventeen and was very very pregnant.'
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,696 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 2,936 - Follows: 2,789 - Updated: 2/9/2015 - Published: 3/21/2013
Baby Got Back by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick reviews
In which Leo sings an awkward song in the shower, and the other six prophecy demigods question many of their life decisions. / Chapter 11: "She probably looked beautiful, too, but Percy didn't notice because he was too scared of the positively murderous expression on her face."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,633 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Leo V.
Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles ) by proudhousewife reviews
Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,415 - Reviews: 9687 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014
The Blood of Olympus: An Epilogue by jsuislfrost reviews
Leo Valdez had prepared himself for lots of things. A salmon was not one of them. - With no epilogue of it's own, I decided to write one for BoO. Obviously, spoilers. Don't read if you haven't read BoO. Major spoilers. One-shot. T because of violent appearance of salmons.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Calypso, Nico A., Leo V. - Complete
Young at Heart, Always by luckbringer reviews
A little Time Lord boy finds himself stuck on Earth. He can't believe how awful his luck his...until someone comes along and makes his day a little brighter. One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/30/2014 - 1st Doctor, 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
444 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Amestris by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
There are lots of things you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Amestris...too bad our favorite characters are going to do it all anyway. The country can use all the chaos it can get! How many headaches can one group of people cause? Let's find out!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,896 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Edward E., Roy M., Alphonse E., Riza H.
Raising Amelia by Twofer reviews
Five Minutes turned into twelve years, and what happens next could change everything. A continuation of 'Five Minutes'. The Doctor has little Amelia...now what?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 109 - Words: 460,357 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 4/24/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
House Targaryen by Khaleesi Khupcakes reviews
Modern AU. The majority of characters are living in one apartment building in Toronto. Please try to enjoy this, I'm new to the fandom. And there will be more chapters.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,537 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 7/16/2013
We'll Never Be Royals by Khaleesi Khupcakes reviews
Modern AU! Again! Almost like House Targaryen but it follows the storyline a lot more and is less House Targaryen-y. Read and review, rated T for violence and sexiness coming up.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,784 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/6/2013
The Parody of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Hipsters by RedIsNotAColour reviews
Mrs Pevensie has had enough; she's sending her children off to a summer camp prized for its ability to 'straighten out' any child. Her four children-Skaterboy Peter, Attention Seeker Susan, Obsessive Gamer Edmund and Lucy the Gossip-aren't happy about it. Events of the first film as though the Pevensies are from the Modern Day-Irregular Updates (Sorry!)-Mild Language-Obvious AU-
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,464 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie, Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie
Young Hearts, Out Our Minds by liesmyth reviews
Modern AU: five times Jon Snow wished he had a normal mother, but still loved her anyway. Or, Lyanna Stark's single parenting. [COMPLETE]
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,692 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Jon S., Lyanna S., Brandon S. - Complete
Stereotype Song by Impeccable Logic reviews
A 'regular' day at the World Meeting is interrupted when America arrives with a video he found on one of his social websites, that he says he just has to show to the other countries. *This is, like, my first fic, so, yeah, it's a bit lame. Please update me on any of the mistakes I've made with the languages (I know there are probably more than a few e-o). Enjoy, nevertheless.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2014 - America - Complete
Red Leaves and Polaroids by Khaleesi Khupcakes reviews
Oh look, another Modern AU. I don't really know how to describe it, but Sansa and Dany are working at a salon, even though that's not the main focus of the story, just read and review! Will have multiple chapters.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,623 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Daenerys T./Dany, Sansa S.
Part of the Pack by mariajonsson reviews
Jon Stark has been living with his Aunt and Uncle since his mother's passing. Now his real father wants him to come with him to Essos, away from the people he has known all his life but never truly believed he belonged with. Does he choose to be a part of the Pack or join the Dragons?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/21/2013 - [Eddard S./Ned, Catelyn T.] Jon S. - Complete
The Harry Potter Conspiracy by LinzRW reviews
Scorpius Malfoy and James Potter II arrive at Hogwarts and what do they find? Harry Potter is the most evil wizard of all time, the prophecy is a lie, and Dumbledore is a homosexual criminal mastermind...So what's Voldemort doing in the picture?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,337 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Scorpius M., James S. P.
Everything But The Kitchen Sink by netgirly2k reviews
The one where the Doctor keeps dalek Oswin as his companion.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/5/2013 - 11th Doctor, Oswin O. - Complete
200 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by Selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Words we don't say by smaragdbird reviews
Toni Stark is not Phil's type. And neither is Phil Toni's. (Phil Coulson/Female Tony Stark)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 93 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Wait For Me by Mockingfire reviews
set 5 years after Mockingjay, Finnick has been living in the Transfer tunnels since the fateful events of Mockingjay, he doesn't know who he is, he doesn't know where he is and he has no idea that far away in district 4, his wife and son believe he is dead.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,015 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Finnick O., Annie C., Finnick and Annie's son - Complete
Little Steps by singingofgallifrey reviews
Melody Pond takes her first steps in the Orphanage.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Melody P., Melody P. II/Mels - Complete
Starving Artists by peppersweet reviews
Lucy Weasley doesn't know what to do with her life. Luckily, there's art school.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,185 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Lucy W., Scorpius M.
From an Infant to an Ice Queen by TsubameTrebleClef reviews
As a child, she's almost kidnapped by strangers and disowned by her family. She thinks she's seen it all, but circumstances make headstrong Olivier realise that the transition from a normal lass to a ruthless soldier doesn't happen overnight. Backstory.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,958 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Alex A., Olivier A.
Amity vs The Faction Representatives by Sheronnale reviews
The Amity are tired of Marcus, Johanna, Jack, Eric, and Jeanine arguing at every single faction representatives meeting. What will happen when they decide to take matters into their own hands?
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Eric, Marcus, Jack K., Johanna Reyes - Complete
Where We Belong by hmmga reviews
The Sorting Hat is fed up with Dumbledores planning, and takes the sorting of Harry's year group into its own hands. With no-one where they expected to be, will they band together? Or will it force them apart? AU, manipulative!Dumbledore Slytherin!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,680 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,693 - Follows: 2,095 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Harry P., Sorting Hat
After A Thousand Years by Loeggoo reviews
Immortals Merlin, Morgana and Mordred all live together in a dusty London flat. Chapter 4: Merlin wants to know how Morgana and Mordred are still around, and Morgana fancies an old fashioned battle. Crack. Future Modern Fic. Oneshots. Formerly titled 'Blackmail'. Implied Mergana, Merdred, Mormor, MerxMorxMor
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Merlin, Morgana
Next Time 'Round by RosaLui reviews
Modern Day AU. MSNBC Breaking News: Heir to Stark Fortune Snubs Merger with Billionaire Walder Frey; Frey Retaliates with Vicious Attack on Twitter. Crack.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Complete
A Typical Faction Representative Meeting by Oxenstierna D. Yuki-Rin reviews
Marcus Eaton, Jack Kang, Johanna Reyes, Jeanine Matthews, and Max are the five Representatives of the five Factions. However, what do they do during their meetings? Are they even productive? Oneshot.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Jeanine M., Marcus - Complete
Harp Lessons by seekingtomorrow reviews
Domeric tries to teach Rhaegar how to play the harp while they discuss their more-than-platonic feelings toward their best friend, Lyanna. Meanwhile, Lyanna has secrets of her own.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Rhaegar T., Lyanna S. - Complete
Job Interviews, the Awesome Way by pupeez4eva reviews
"Have you ever sold anything before?" "Well...I've sold my body once or twice." - Prussia goes for a job interview.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Complete
The Fourteen Things that Always Happen to Faramir and Eowyn by Voldie on Varsity Track reviews
Tired of the old Farawyn cliches in fanfiction? Tired of songfics to idiotic songs, watching Eowyn sleep, Faramir angsting about fatherhood, and Denethor abusing Faramir for no reason? Behold as Good Queen Vold mocks everything that always happens to Faramir and Eowyn. Also contains the delightful pairing of Eomer/a mop.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,895 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Faramir, Eowyn
Diary of an Ordinary Citizen of Camelot by chibikaty reviews
The daily insanity of life living in Camelot, through the eyes of a hapless bystander. Camelot really is a very silly place…
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,829 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
There's No Excuse for Being a Jerk by seekingtomorrow reviews
Sansa opened her mouth to contradict him, but Jon beat her to the punch. "I'm not saying I like Joffrey. I think he's a pompous little brown-noser who has his head stuck so far up his butt that he literally talks crap, but I think the same thing of Theon and I care about him." (In a modern, alternate universe, Joffrey turns out to be a pretty decent guy. For AuroreMartell.)
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Sansa S., Joffrey B. - Complete
100 days of Tony Stark Madness by shadowsontherun reviews
As the Avengers start to learn how to live together nothing will prepare them for the chaos that follows in the footsteps of Tony Stark. Watch how one man skillfully drives an elite crime fighting team of superheroes completely insane. He's got a suit, a hulk and a brain used for depravity that knows no bounds. Be prepared to laugh till your heart stops.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,171 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Good News and Bad News by ClassyAsBollocks reviews
Arthur Kirkland sits his twin sons Alfred and Matthew down to tell them that he and their mother are getting divorced. He goes about this in a manner about as tactful as shoving a hot poker up someone's ass, with very messy results, as they grow up to be maladjusted sociopaths. Apparently, a trip to Disneyland doesn't quite make up for discovering that your parents love was a sham
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2012 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
The Matchmaking Catastrophe by pupeez4eva reviews
"You've traumatized a number of people in this room!" Germany snapped. "You've destroyed many potential relationships...and you have completely RUINED any chance I had with Italy!" - Prussia starts up a matchmaking business.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Prussia - Complete
Appearances Can Be Deceiving by BringOnTheWonder1997 reviews
The Avengers have been kidnapped. Again. Only this time the girls have been taken to. What secrets have they been hiding?
Crossover - St. Trinian's & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Complete
The Finn at Hogwarts by LiechLiet reviews
Amidst the excitement of the Triwizard Tournament, a certain Tino Väinämöinen joins Hogwarts for one year. Can he fit in and live out the exchange without being troubled by certain other Nordics? / Human AU, SuFin.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,897 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Harry P., Finland
That One Time The Doctor Knocked Up Rose Tyler by scifigeekgirl reviews
Rose has a bun in the oven. The Doctor is shocked beyond words. Uncle Jack never stops flirting and Jackie is ready to slap the Doctor. Basically, nothing about this is canon. Baby AU for our beloved Nine.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Rose T., 9th Doctor - Complete
She Never has to Know by NathalieTHG reviews
Guilt fills me as I stare down at Tris' sleeping body in the dead of the night. I know what I'm about to do is wrong, but I can't help myself. My body wants what my body wants, especially since Tris will never do it with me. I gently place a kiss on Tris' forehead, and walk out the door.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Four/Tobias
Greeking Out by Asilda reviews
Jason is a fan of Greek war movies and Tristan McLean. Octavian is not. So, when Tristan McLean is cast as the star of a Greek war movie, and Jason gets the whole camp in on the excitement, Octavian's very sanity is threatened. one shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Jason G., Octavian - Complete
Things that the DA aren't allowed to do by Anime-Rosalie reviews
The remaining members of the DA-Harry, Ron, Hermione, Luna, Neville, Ginny, Colin, and Dennis-find a list entitled 'Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts'. They attempt to pull off the list, enough said.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,879 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Harry P.
Dora: The Unabridged Version by Bird That Flies At Dawn reviews
"Map, get him." With a screech of, "CANDYLAND!" Map threw himself at the guard, knocking him out cold. "Thanks, Map," Dora said, grabbing her boxes of drugs and throwing them into the boat, quickly snatching the bottle of alcohol from Boot's hands. "Hey!" the drunk money shouted. Backpack suddenly and for no reason screeched, "Screw you! Screw you all!" CRACKFIC
Dora the Explorer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,482 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
100 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Middleearth by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Everything you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Middle-earth...yet the Fellowship and friends are going to do it all anyways. After all, where's the fun in war without a little chaos? Oh dear...It looks like Sauron will have a lot on his plate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,819 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Aragorn, Sauron - Complete
Why the Hero Rebelled by Bri Nara reviews
A crack summary of the time right before the American Revolution, when English and American tensions were rising.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/8/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
UNIT Shots by NotAnOunceOfLogic reviews
Before their kids were Breaking University, they were breaking everyone: What happens when you leave Sarah Jane on Earth with four of the best Military men ever born.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Sarah Jane S., Brigadier
Harry in Wonderland by Lionheart789 reviews
Two days after Harry arrives at Grimmauld Place, he starts quoting Alice in Wonderland. One-Shot. Funny. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Walls of Ice by Drawing On Converse reviews
Two different girls. Two different camps. "They're frigid," everyone says. "Made of ice." Then again, no one has ever really bothered to get to know them...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Drew T., Reyna R. - Complete
America and his United States by JerichosPhantom reviews
50 states. 50 World Meetings. 50 Awkward Situations. USUK, Spamano, PruCan will also be involved.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,570 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - America
If You Give a Ling a Lunch by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Ed writes a children's book on the consequences of feeding a rather annoying illegal immigrant/stalker/prince of Xing. Enough said.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Ling Y., Edward E. - Complete
Hate by vivtheviolinist reviews
Short SuFin drabble. Berwald thinks Tino hates him, and vice versa.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Would You Like Lembas With That? by Lyrical Ballads reviews
[Discontinued] Haldir experiences the joy and pain of working in a fast food restaurant. Oh, if only he had gone to college.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,232 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Haldir, Faramir, Peregrin T.
The British Isles' New Car by The Author Berry reviews
After drunk driving and crashing Scotland's car, Northern Ireland buys a new car and takes his crack-pot family out for a ride. Chaos ensues obviously. After all, they are the British Isles.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/31/2012 - England/Britain, Sealand, Scotland, Wales - Complete
Foxface's Real Name by Taneva Rose reviews
The girl from Twelve is right when she thinks that Foxface is the smartest of them all, but Knowledge is her downfall. Her downfall and salvation. Fox/Thresh
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Foxface, Thresh - Complete
Harry Potter is a Mafia Boss by 3466-0402 reviews
In which Harry Potter decides that his calling in life is to be a mafia boss. So he buys a snazzy suit and starts a family. Ron becomes his right-hand man, Hermione his advisor, and Snape learns Italian not-so-inconspicuously at the back of a classroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
If Bella Were Sane by The One Called Demetra reviews
The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Raven Potter and the Plot for World Domination by Hane no Zaia reviews
Raven Potter, the Girl Who Lived, is a pyromaniac of questionable sanity who has no plans whatsoever to play the heroine in this story... and just got thrown into another dimension... twice (Very nonsensical and rather weird. Read at your own peril.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 72,722 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
The Thorn in the Rose by chasingafterstarlight reviews
Rose Weasley's life, friends, and family are anything but ordinary. -Or, what would happen if Dan Schneider wrote a show about the NextGeneration of Harry Potter. Blatant parody, humour-filled, various pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Rose W., Lily Luna P.
A Million Miles Of Fun by Jade8devlin reviews
"As the nation mourns the loss of Russell and Judith Fabray, the four teens wanted for one of the most brutal murders Ohio has seen continue to evade police." - in a gold VW Bug with the number plate, 'GLDSTR'. Faberry/Brittana. Faberrittana friendship.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 103,602 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Daringly Devising Divinationness by Tape Monkey reviews
The Marauders don't want to do their Divination homework. What happens when a certain Remus Lupin suggests they make it up? Chaos ensues, that's what! Oneshot. Genre is Western because I'm cool like that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Marauders - Complete
Gwaine's Reveal by XxWanderlustxX reviews
...In which Gwaine gets tackled, Uther is confused and Arthur decides Camelot is in dire need of extensive background checks. Pure silliness...
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Gwaine, Merlin - Complete
Screwy Dewey by BlistersOnMyFingers reviews
When the American Institution for Elementals is destroyed by Death Eaters, a few of the kids, including James Potters eccentric twin sister Dewey, are sent to Hogwarts. Oh, Godric, this will be interesting. SB/OC JP/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,210 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Sirius B., OC
we cheer when stars fall by chasingafterstarlight reviews
Lucy was abandoned at birth and thrown into an orphanage. She grows up not knowing who she is. But when she goes to Hogwarts, everything she knows will change. Oneshot, for Jane. Lucy/Lysander, minor LucyLorcan and LucyOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,836 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Lucy W., Lysander S. - Complete
Omelets and Gingers and Doctors, Oh My! by Elfpen reviews
The Eleventh Doctor and the Tenth Doctor inadvertently run into each other, which results in much confusion and amusement for their companions. An Eleven meets Ten fanfiction. Fluffy oneshot. My first ever Doctor Who fanfiction. R&R please! SEQUEL IS UP!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,839 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
Courtesy Of Sirius…Or Was It Remus? by ElvenMuggle reviews
Sirius...Or Remus...Decide to lock Lily and James in a room in an attempt to finally bring them together. But, of course, the plan goes wrong and Lily, along with all of the marauders, all end up trapped. And then chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,499 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 3,319 - Follows: 2,242 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
Sealandic Code of Conduct by IronicNarwhal reviews
101 things the Principality of Sealand, Peter Kirkland, is not allowed to do at World Meetings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sealand - Complete
Lone Star Love by TwilightTexan reviews
What if the Cullens lived in Texas? first story ever! Edward/oc Edward/bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Edward, Bella
your name and mind sound like the sweetest melody by howlsatthemoon reviews
Across the paper, in Lily's elegant, looping scrawl, were various Mrs. Teddy Lupin and Lily Luna Lupin's, with the occasional LP/TL, framed by a messy heart. / Teddy lies a couple of times.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Lily Luna P., Teddy L. - Complete
A Day Out by Nikopolatik reviews
Canada, Prussia, and Sealand are left out of the world conference and spend the day together. Mostly fluff, with a little PruCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Twelve Years and Four Psychiatrists by Sanguine Ink reviews
Why Amy needed four psychiatrists....cameos from Doctors 1-10.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 1,323 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 6,065 - Follows: 1,257 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 163 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Twinkle Twinkle Little Bellatrix by pstibbons reviews
Bellatrix Black does not want to become a Lestrange or a minion to some Dark Wotsit. Hell no! She has a *Plan*. And Severus Snape is going along with it coz she'll kill him if he doesn't. AU, SSLE, Marauder bashing, and Discworld's Susan Sto Helit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,222 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bellatrix L., Severus S.
Exchanging Places by GreatOne reviews
Han and Luke switch bodies. Chaos ensues.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,137 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Han S., Luke S. - Complete
Oedipus Complex by Canadino reviews
If Freud said that children could be attracted to their parents, can this logic apply to nations as well? ..Of course! France/Canada, US/UK, Spain/SItaly. T for attempted smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
You Just Can't Get the Staff by netgirly2k reviews
Arthur and Morgana swap servants, Uther is confused.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Arthur, Morgana - Complete
Class, what did we learn? by Viopathartic reviews
A teacher is slightly dismayed when her students start to educate her on the faults of Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Folks Like Us Do It In DeLoreans by opalish reviews
Castiel has a cunning plan. It involves Ruby, time travel, and setting up house to raise the Boy King right. Yes. Gen crackfic of epic proportions, yo.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 115 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Castiel, Ruby
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Roozette reviews
Title is self-explanitory. With a Harry/Draco twist. I am bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,167 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 2,604 - Follows: 286 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
How To Get Into The House You Want by Elliot Green reviews
Six ways to get into the house of your choice. Compliments, Sympathy, Bribery, Threats, Hypnotism and Revolution.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 5,637 - Follows: 520 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
One Last Lullaby by Lady Altair reviews
Andromeda sings one last lullaby to her daughter. DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Narcissa M., Andromeda T. - Complete
Epilogue by Arrmaitee reviews
SLASH! PARODY! You've all read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. But for those who crave an unauthorized, uncensored view of what really happened during the epilogue, nineteen years after Harry's saucy, slashy romp at Hogwarts, read on! DH SPOILERS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Always the Last by SpaceRoses reviews
Childhood isn't always roses and good memories...not if you're unpopular like Kain Fuery. Fuery centered oneshot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Lost And Found by Shiruba Neko reviews
Elysia Hughes was lost. She was found by Scar. What's an Ishbalan with next to no experience with children to do? Oneshot, no pairings.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Scar, Elysia H. - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2184 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
The Slash Fairy Cometh by cyberwulf reviews
Parody. Theoden and Denethor hunt the Slash Fairy after she makes them... do things. WARNING: non-explicit slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,495 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2004
Denethor's Demise by escapistone reviews
Boromir and Faramir rid Middle Earth of their father. AU irreverant humor fic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2004 - Boromir, Faramir
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