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Author has written 28 stories for Naruto.

Favorite Naruto Pairings:

Naruto x Hinata
Sasuke x Sakura (meh, I'll ship them for convenience purposes)
Shikamaru x Ino
Sai x Ino
Shikamaru x Temari
Neji x Tenten
Pain x Konan

Disliked Naruto Pairings:

Naruto x Sakura: I will truly never understand this pairing and it's safe to say that I despise it more than any other pairing. Sakura is more of a sister, and honestly I'm not down with Naruto being with someone who I consider abusive towards him. Not cute
Sasuke x Hinata: They've only spoken like 4 words to each other in the damn series...
Kiba x Hinata: Nope. More of a brother-sister relationship in my opinion

Fave Animes:

Naruto, Bleach, Akame ga Kill, Attack on Titan, Black Butler, Fairy Tail, High School of the Dead, Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni, Umineko No Naku Koro Ni, Elfen Lied, Another, Deadman Wonderland, Seven Deadly Sins, Anti-Magic Academy, God Eater, Berserk,Twin Star Exorcists

Fave Anime Couples:

Natsu x Lucy (Fairy Tail)
Gray x Juvia (Fairy Tail)
Zeref x Mavis (Fairy Tail)
Jellal x Erza (Fairy Tail)
Gajeel x Levy (Fairy Tail)
Elfman x Evergreen (Fairy Tail)
Laxus x Mirajane (Fairy Tail)
Alzack x Bisca (Fairy Tail)
Eren x Mikasa (Attack on Titan)
Reiner x Krista/Historia (Attack on Titan)
Tatsumi x Mine (Akame ga Kill)
Tatsumi x Akame (Akame ga Kill)
Wave x Kurome (Akame ga Kill)
Ichigo x Orihime (Bleach)
Ichigo x Rukia (Bleach)
Renji x Rukia (Bleach)
Kouichi x Mei (Another)
Kohta x Lucy (Elfen Lied)
Keiichi x Rena (Higurashi)
Ganta x Shiro (Deadman Wonderland)
Rokuro x Benio (Twin Star Exorcists)
Shimon x Mayura (Twin Star Exorcists)
Lenka x Alisa (God Eater)
Lindow x Sakuya (God Eater)
Meliodas x Elizabeth (Seven Deadly Sins)
Ban x Elena (Seven Deadly Sins)
King x Diane (Seven Deadly Sins)
Others that I'm too lazy to list and assume that no one really cares regardless

I like just about every type of genre though I love Horror/Suspense the most. Of course I love Romance, as well as Humor/Parody. I also enjoy a good tragedy every now and again. Many of my stories contain lemons/smut, frequent swearing, violence (some future works particularly gory), and other adult content. Viewer discretion is advised :)

I used to write a few years ago under a different pen name and stopped. My old stories are still around though I doubt they would be of much interest. I've lost interest in them myself so no need for me to care. And no, they were not Naruto stories, which will be my new focus.

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Winter's Fury by ice shredder reviews
Gray knelt in the bloody snow. Dazed. Numb. Alive. And Juvia wasn't breathing- [SPOILERS for #499] Enjoy!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/1/2016 - [Gray F., Juvia L.] Invel - Complete
The Fox and the Lioness by KittyKatChan96 reviews
Mostly non-canon. The story takes place after Naruto has come back from training with Jiraiya. Three years have gone by, and with it, many of his old friends have changed. Especially a certain Hyuuga heiress. After their first encounter in years, things seem to change between them. A new mission changes everything for them and their teammates. Is it for the good, or bad?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 114,763 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 8/16/2016 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
101 Ways to Make Hinata Hyuuga Faint by Mya Uzo reviews
Naruto finds out early on in the academy that he has an amazing talent. He can make Hinata faint! Now he is determined to find all the ways to make her faint. Starts in academy years and ends sometime in their married life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 38,310 - Reviews: 1861 - Favs: 2,365 - Follows: 2,531 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Her Last Breath by Lots of Sun reviews
Naruto watches helplessly as Hinata dies in front of him. Minor gore & blood reference.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/23/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
In Death Do We Part by Juiz reviews
There's never enough time to say good-bye.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2015 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Confessions by NaruHinaProductions2014 reviews
This is a One-shot for a Naruhina story. It begins at Episode 166 of Naruto Shippuden. There might be a Sequel but that is up to the reviews.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2015 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Moment to Remember by Hartwood reviews
Nothing was ever easy as the young hero experienced having an important partner in his life and all the ups and downs that came with her. Each moment was something to remember and appreciate for the Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,659 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Holding it Together by Celestial-Bubble reviews
Boruto is mad at his father who is always away and he decides to run away from home. Soon he finds himself surrounded by enemies and no one around to help. Can his parents save him in time before it's too late? [Naruhina]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,262 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Boruto U. - Complete
I Was Enchanted To Meet You Too by Autunno reviews
She was enchanted to meet him. And he was too. Sadly it had to end this way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
10 Days by Done4Now reviews
She spent her entire life chasing after him. He's spending 10 days to stop her. Postwar AU, NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,562 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
These Words You Never Knew by ReindeersAreBetterThanYou reviews
What if Hinata was the one that saved Naruto instead of Neji? Words that Naruto never knew will be revealed. This is my first fic ever so take it easy on me ok? Thanks y'all ;)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Lilacs and Lilies by Zaekho reviews
"Lilacs?" He asked. I nodded. "And white lilies," Hinata would protect the love of her life, no matter the cost.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Coward by AlexaSinead reviews
It has been months since Hinata confess to Naruto but he has been to coward to even face her, even if he has come to the conclusion that he loves her too and now everything is threatening to go away as Hinata slowly dies in his arms No deaths
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
My Last Breath by nienerz reviews
Hinata's sick. Naruto and Hinata- WARNING: It's sad. Rated T because I prefer it over K. Don't own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
My Girl Has a Bigger Rack Then Yours! by shikamaru-syndrome reviews
It's just a usual 'Guys night' only with sake loosening the guys tongues a rather interesting conversation will bloom among them. It's rated 'M' but don't got smut sorry. Maybe next time, ne? Mostly cuz of a special someones potty mouth and my insecurity
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
Realizing by TeenTitanzzLuva reviews
What if Hinata died in the Pain Arc? How would people react? Her friends? Family? Or more importantly...Naruto. Read my view in this story when she actually dies. First One-Shot of Naruto so Plz Read and Review.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
I'll Never Let Them Take You by ArbitraryW reviews
Takes place during the Chunin Exam Arc. During Hinata and Neji's fight, when Neji charges that final time, he makes it. He lands a crushing blow to Hinata and Naruto blames himself. Now, he'll do anything to make her better, even find Tsunade. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,324 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Just One, To Remember Me By by DaemonArts reviews
NaruHina oneshot. After the events of chapter 437, Naruto is enraged by Pain's attack on Hinata. Out of control, Naruto goes all-out against Pain. Will Hinata survive, and will her feelings reach Naruto? Rated T for violent images.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
When Your Heart Stops Beating by elite-kunoichi reviews
wh-whats wrong?” asked Hinata shakily, then winced in pain. Her eyes darted from one face to another, their faces grim. She noticed Sakura sobbing and Naruto’s anxious expression. Not only that, but he was holding her, and her lower body was…numb.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,719 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
We're in Heaven by PureElement reviews
Song fic. Hinata dies as Naruto, her boyfriend, holds her close.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
After All This Time by Jinzo94 reviews
After the Bikochu mission, Naruto and Hinata finally realize their true love for each other. But what hapens when a jealous angry Sakura tries to have Hinata killed, leading to a deadly confrontation? How will Naruto react to it? NaruHina, hinted NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,977 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Crying for Hinata by Angle of Anime reviews
Sasuke comes to attack Konoha, to the Hokage's, Naruto's surprise. When they attack each other with Chidori and Fuuton Rasengan, Hinata ends up in between and takes both blows. Can she survive it? Will Naruto defeat Sasuke?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
I Just Wanted You To Notice Me by Green Eyed Girl1812 reviews
“Hinata why!” he shouted. She just reached her soft delicate hand up to reach his handsome face. “Because I love you” NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,119 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Strangled Heart by Animegrl123 reviews
A strangled scream, and then nothing. Silence. Naruto turned slowly, just in time to see the mist ninja drop the body of his girlfriend. He watched wide-eyed as the gorgeous body landed on the ground.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Hinata's Confidence by Kazukagi reviews
Hinata's lack of confidence is causing her to fail missions, so she's sent on a mission for an entire month to build up confidence. The catch, her partner is none other than Naruto! It's time for Hinata to gain the best confidence booster, Naruto's love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,806 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Protection by Alexz Recoro reviews
When assassins target Hinata, in order to gain the Byakugan, and there seems to be a spy inside the Hyuuga family, where could she be safer than with the strongest ninja in Konoha, even if he IS the village outcast? HinataNaruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,075 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Light as a Feather by Aurora of the Light reviews
One Shot. There's an accident when Naruto goes Kyuubi while Hinata's around and now it's a race against time to save the Hyuga from an untimely death. NaruHina. Complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Tears Wash Tears by Lilothelfly reviews
Naruto and Hinata are married and are looking forward to being parents but, a tragic acidentd durring a mission makes them unable to do so. I'm sorry that I killed Hinata. Pairings only Naruhina. Please R & R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
So Cold by Kyuubi-Foxy-Girl reviews
[Oneshot][NaruHina] Naruto and Hinata travel to the Sand... and What happens? Join them as they have the 'time of their lives'.[Character death] [Be Perpared][After Timeskip]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 77 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
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Side Effects reviews
After three years, Naruto and Hinata reunite by chance when they agree to partake in a simple, yet high-paying clinical study. It may not be as easy as it seems, however, as the two slowly but surely feel a strange, yet pleasurable change within their bodies. Attraction becomes a lustful arousal, and it isn't long before Naruto and Hinata start to give in to those desires.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,131 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 12/8 - Published: 10/15 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Distorted Minds reviews
Her lavender eyes slowly opened, her vision blurry and distorted for a few moments as she tried to look around. It was then that she realized that she was suspended a few inches off the ground, her wrists cuffed in cold, metal shackles that hung from the ceiling. NaruHina. Rated M for violence, swearing, and lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,242 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 12/7 - Published: 7/16 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
The Demon's Contract reviews
"P-please, I'll give you anything. I-I don't care what the price is, I'll give you whatever you want. J-just please, h-help me," Hinata begged, the remains of her nightgown torn and soaked with blood. The mysterious blonde male smirked down at her petite, quivering form, a hint of amusement in his crimson eyes. "I'll help you with your revenge in exchange for your soul..." NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,947 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 9/12/2016 - Published: 4/25/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Game of Death reviews
Twenty-five high school students are forced to participate in a bloody battle for their lives. They are fitted with electronic collars and have only six hours to kill each other off until only one of them is left. Or they all die. Based on the visual novel, Battle Royale. Mainly NaruHina, but also contains SasuSaku, SaiIno, NejiTen, ShikaTem, and a few others. Character death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,058 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 3/5/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Sweet Temptations reviews
He was arrogant and rude. He swore more than a sailor, and drank alcohol at eight in the morning. He was Hinata's new boss. And he wasn't about to keep things 'strictly professional' with his cute little assistant. Rated M for swearing and future lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,519 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/11/2015 - Published: 8/9/2014 - [Hidan, Hinata H.] - Complete
Jealousy reviews
Coming to the realization that he has feelings for Hinata, Naruto makes the decision to ask her out. However, some other guy might've beaten him to it. That doesn't sit well with the jealous blond. Does Naruto still have a chance or is it too late? And why is poor Sasuke getting dragged in his stupid friend's problem? NaruHina, implied HidaHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,351 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/16/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Hidan - Complete
Carnage reviews
"If you notice anything strange in her behavior, please let me know." Hinata was only eight, still innocent to the world around her. Even to the darkness hidden away deep inside her like a slumbering demon. They thought keeping her in confinement would be the solution. However, darkness can't be contained, and blood will eventually be shed. Rated M for swearing and intense gore
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,096 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
Too Close for Comfort? reviews
Out of all days, why did today have to be the one day that Hinata had to take the damn train? Between the overcrowded train cars, the creepy middle-aged man staring at her, and the hot guy she's unintentionally squished up against, it's definitely going to be an interesting ride. Rated M for swearing and suggestive humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/8/2014 - [Hidan, Hinata H.] - Complete
It's the Zombie Apocalypse, Bitch! reviews
It all started when Tobi decided to push the big red button. Now a convict with a schoolgirl fetish, a shy college student, a quiet businessman, a hot-tempered med student, and a few more random annoying people must band together to try to survive this oncoming zombie apocalypse. Hida/Hina, some Ita/Saku. Rated M for violence, swearing, suggestive humor, some smutty situations
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,912 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 6/27/2014 - [Hidan, Hinata H.] [Itachi U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Fever and Chills reviews
Hinata is sick at home with the flu, feeling absolutely miserable. Hidan stops by and insists on taking care of his ill friend, despite not being the best-suited for such a task. Things could either go extremely well, or the poor girl might just die. Fluffy-fic. Rated M for swearing and suggestive situations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,433 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/18/2014 - [Hidan, Hinata H.] - Complete
Make it Shine reviews
When Hinata agreed to help out with a school fundraiser, she didn't expect to be forced into a tiny bikini and participate in a car wash. To make things even worse, her first customer happens to be none other than Hidan. But it's all for a good cause, right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/3/2014 - [Hidan, Hinata H.] - Complete
Descent Into Darkness reviews
During a mission, Naruto and Hinata are attacked by Hidan and Kakuzu, whom have been sent to capture the Nine-Tail's Jinchuriki. However, Hidan's attention is soon focused on the shy indigo-haired girl. She was so sweet and innocent, which made him want her that much more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,710 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 4/11/2014 - [Hidan, Hinata H.] - Complete
Hot and Steamy: Aftermath reviews
So what happened after Hinata's hot spring encounter with Naruto and Hidan? Here is a follow-up with two possible endings to finish the story. Each alternate ending features another threesome. (Naru/Hina/Gaa) (Hida/Hina/Ita) Contains lemons (obviously) and swearing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,295 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Hidan, Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Hot and Steamy reviews
Both Hidan and Naruto decide to visit Konoha Hot Springs for some relaxation. When they stumble upon Hinata, neither one of them can resist the alluring young woman and decide to have some fun with her. Hidan/Hinata/Naruto threesome explicit lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
Do Not Disturb reviews
All Hidan wants to do is sleep after working the graveyard shift all night. Is that really so much to ask for? Apparently it is, considering half of the damn town seems hellbent on making sure that doesn't happen. Rated M for swearing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/25/2014 - [Hidan, Hinata H.] - Complete
Oral Presentation reviews
Hidan is having a stressful day at work, and it's only getting more aggravating. However, he gets a pleasant surprise when his fiancée stops by for a visit. Maybe she'll even stay awhile. And Hidan's always wanted to have sex in his office... Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/21/2014 - [Hidan, Hinata H.] - Complete
Finishing Touch reviews
It is Hinata's first day at her new job as a masseuse. As if that hasn't made her nervous enough, her very first client happens to be none other than Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/14/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Horizontal Pole Dancing reviews
"You're really good at that, ya know. Hell, you could probably make some money off of it." Hinata frowned at the silver-haired teen, confused as she glanced over at the uneven bars she had just been practicing on. "How?" She asked. Hidan smirked. "It's like horizontal pole-dancing." "E-E-Excuse me?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/14/2014 - [Hidan, Hinata H.] - Complete
Ten Days reviews
Sequel to Seduced By Death: For two days, she was in a deep sleep. He would spend the next seven days helping her regain her strength, stealing the last of her innocence in the process. On the tenth night, she would finally have her revenge. Rated M for lemon, swearing, and violence
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/14/2014 - [Hidan, Hinata H.] - Complete
Hidden Camera reviews
Naruto thinks he's a genius for sneakily having a camera installed into Sakura's shower for his own perverted pleasure. However, he didn't realize that Hinata was staying at Sakura's house for the night...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/11/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Seduced By Death reviews
She was so small and delicate, and he could see that with the amount of blood she was losing, she would be dead soon. Unless, of course, he makes her an offer she can't refuse...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/11/2014 - [Hidan, Hinata H.] - Complete
Tease reviews
Hidan doesn't like to be teased. Especially while he's handcuffed to a bed. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/11/2014 - [Hidan, Hinata H.] - Complete
Birthday Surprise reviews
It's Naruto's birthday and Hinata wants to give him something special. Ramen, sake, and red lingerie are a surefire way to make the night memorable. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/7/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Just One Drink reviews
There is a reason why Hinata doesn't drink. Hidan gets a little more than he bargained for when he finally convinces her to. This may not be a bad thing, however...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,782 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/7/2014 - [Hidan, Hinata H.] - Complete
Exes Are Crazy reviews
Sequel to Valentine's Kiss. When Hidan picks Hinata up for their date, there's no telling what could happen. How will Hinata's friends react when they see her with the attractive older male? And what will happen when Hidan's ex shows up?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,247 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/7/2014 - [Hidan, Hinata H.] - Complete
Twisted reviews
Fifteen years after witnessing her parents' murder, Hinata cares only about finding those who had destroyed her life and exacting her revenge. She wanted those men dead for what they had done. However, she never imagined that she would fall for a certain silver-haired man along the way. A man who enjoyed killing others for his own pleasure... M for swearing, violence, and lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,611 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
Valentine Kiss reviews
It's Valentine's Day and not only is Hinata single but she is stuck working on top of that. Hidan is getting dragged to the candy store where she works due to Tobi's annoying quest to buy a present for any girl who is willing to go out with him. Will Naruto come by and ask Hinata out? Or will the foul-mouthed older male catch her attention instead? Rated M for swearing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,806 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Hidan, Hinata H.] - Complete
Sleeping Beauty reviews
Hidan is a temperamental prince who must retrieve a beautiful sleeping princess with the help of his unwanted, incompetent, bumbling assistant, Tobi. Climbing to the highest tower and facing a pocky-loving dragon seem to be a piece of cake when you have an irritating masked moron yapping non-stop behind you throughout the entire ordeal. Swearing, violence, and Hidan's pervertedness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete