The OddBird
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Joined 01-03-04, id: 514516, Profile Updated: 03-09-08
Author has written 7 stories for Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, Series Of Unfortunate Events, and Class of the Titans.

Ok, after a year of not writing anything basically, I'm going to update my bio, and start using this account again ;)

I think I've been on fanfiction for...four years. Holy crap. Todays date: March 9th 2008

Before I started working on fixing up all this stuff I said a year ago, I'd like to make note to you guys that I'm not 12, like when I wrote most of these fics (mostly the Artemis Fowl ones) so my writing style has changed a bit. I'm not saying I'm completely a different person or anything, I just have matured my writing more, and became less nooby. =D

Fics in Progress (which ohmygod, I may actually complete...)

TWFOP(Till We Find Our place): This is a Class of the Titans fic, and though I haven't watched the show in a very long time, I still liked the idea I had. I'll have to start watching it again. The teens are on a time limit to save 10 innocent humans, held captive by Cronus. what they don't know is what they'll have to face along the way. Think creepy obstacle course.

HIAN(Hell in a Nutshell): This was one of my favourite fics that I did. I did have another chapter, but my computer crashed. I think I'll start writing more again, because I had a good idea for this one.Basically Olaf gets sent to hell after an unfortunate attempt at stealing the Baudelaire fortune, which ended in him falling off a mountain. Humour, mild language I believe.

WBTDLEPOE(Wanna Be The dorkiest LEP Officer Ever): This fic got deleted a couple years ago. I reposted a few chapters. Who knows if I'll write more to it...A gameshow involving the Artemis Fowl characters.

TOADI (Trapped on a Desert Island): I had a cool ending for this one. I kind of forget what it was... it'll come back to me. The title really says it all. Artemis Fowl fic.

WWF(What's with Foaly): Completed. Was supposed to have a sequel. Most of my fan base is long gone, so I'm not sure if there'd be a point.

Deady Temptations: One of the few fics I have that actually has a plot. I actually have a chapter of this half-written. I may complete it and post it up sometime soon...

New Fics

The Sequel to WWF (possibly)

A parody of Pirates of the Caribbean.Will finish soon. I promise

And some new stuff hopefully!

I'm Clancy
I'm a girl.
I'm 15
;)

Favourites!

Movies:
The Elephant Man
Little Miss Sunshine
The History Boys
Starter for 10
Fly Away Home
About a Boy
Gangs of New York
Tristan & Isolde
Brokeback Mountian

There, now you all know how much time I REALLY have on my hands. That's only some by the way.

Tv Shows
Lost
The Office
Murdoch Mysteries
Whose Line is it Anyway
Rome
House

Books

Castaways of the Flying Dutchman
Inkheart Trilogy
Artemis Fowl Series
A Series of Unfortunate Events
Harry Potter
My Heartbeat
Young Wizard Series
Waiting For the Rain
Frankenstein
Night
My Brother Sam is Dead
Holes
Redwall Collection
Hatchet
A Winkle in Time Series
The Lost Flower Children
Paradise Lane

Hobbies

Reading
Writing
Watching Movies
Anything to do with history
Trying to play the guitar
Eating
Badminton, Softball + Tennis

I would love to go into the history field as a job. Whether it's teaching, anthropology, archaeology or something like that, it's what I'm good at, so why not =D.

I would like to thank EVERYONE who has made my experience with writing and fanfiction an enjoyable one, through your positive (and sometimes negative) reviews and critisms, I've grown to be a much better writer than I was when I started. Look at the progress from my oldest to newest fics. If you've reviewed, then you know who you are, and I look forward to your reading more of your supportive comments!

Once again, thanks all!

Yours until I cluck like a chicken,

The OddBird

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Love Within Blood by BloodAmulet reviews
Neil has been experiencing nightmares beyond comparison and Herry has become very concerned in keeping him safe. what does this have to do with Cronus? HerryNeil...yups its yaoi.
Class of the Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,921 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Herry, Neil
Memories by Imaginary Dreams reviews
It has been 1 year since Sarah had escaped from the Labyrinth. But she can't stop dreaming of Jareth, and he can't stop thinking of her...
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,277 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Complete
Reality TV Lower Elements Style by fuzzy-grapes reviews
When a ratings crazy TV station invents a new show all they need are contestants. And they choose the fairies that people love to hate: Police Officers! But when you add in Artemis Fowl, Mulch Diggums and Foaly you have one very weird show.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,205 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Complete
Demons Within Me by Demenior reviews
Archie and Atlanta are only close friends, getting closer, but just friends. Then, along comes the demon Tulais with secrets big enough to make the gods fearful...
Class of the Titans - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 73,578 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Archie, Jay
Night Comes Down by Lost Experiment reviews
The prophecy is broken and Chronus rules the world with an iron fist. Six surviving teenagers struggle to stay alive in the apocalyptic world, searching for a way to bring their fallen comrade back to life and restore order. But Chronus has the upper hand
Class of the Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,549 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 5/21/2006
For Love of Sarah by Lattelady reviews
S-J romance - Sarah thought she killed Jareth when she defeated him. Now six years later she and Toby escape to the Underground when tragedy strikes. As they piece their lives back together she must come to terms with a very alive Goblin King.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 78,530 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 4/12/2005
Howl at the Moon by Remizak reviews
Tonks comes to Remus and wants to talk. Will he listen? What on earth could she want to talk about?...Rated M for later chapters. Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 87,497 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 5/9/2006 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
A Tale of Three Series by White Viper reviews
What happens when you take characters from Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings, give them weird personalities, and throw them together? Two words: mass chaos! Rated PG for reference to alcohol and some minor violence and language.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 10/9/2004
I Do, or In which Pickett is angry a lot by Zephdae reviews
A parody of the Season 3 mini finale. Tagline: Nothing is safe. Nothing is sacred. Everything WILL be mocked.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,290 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Complete
The Peculiar Pairings by delete delete does not compute reviews
Don't read if you're humour impaired. Second chapter up! Rated for absolute safety. Really, it's not that bad. Featuring OlafViolet, SunnyKlaus, Tarzan!Poe, and so much more.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 6/27/2005
Awake in a Dream by Nuuoa reviews
To perish into an eternal slumber. This time there may not be any loop holes as Jay is sucked into his worst nightmare... literally! While the others battle, Jay finds out that this may actually be the end of the one person he's afraid to love. JT and AA
Class of the Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 59,861 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/5/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Jay, Theresa - Complete
Endurance by VanityBlue reviews
Trouble Kelp's a show off in Holly's eyes. She's never taken the time to get to know him, but when the two are working together on an Endurance Challenge, fate forces them to unite. Will Holly ever learn to love Captain Kelp? Only time will tell.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,764 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Holly S., Trouble K.
The Seven Keys by Shoukea reviews
A precanon story about how each of the heroes got the key that unlocks the secret part of New Olympia High.
Class of the Titans - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,633 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 8/21/2006
The Sketch Show by fuzzy-grapes reviews
A whole lot of weird sketch type things. I will add them as I think of them. Fourth one: Chix Verbil is certain Holly is hitting on him during an eventful game of tennis...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 5/21/2005
Another Chance by Shoukea reviews
Atlanta rejects Archie but regrets it. Will she get another chance or will the forest take them both? AA, a little JT.
Class of the Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,393 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 6/23/2006
If This Isn't Love by Kelitzo reviews
Foaly is messing with Cupid’s Magical Love Karma, so Cupid takes matters into his own hands. FoalyxOC ArtyxHolly JulietxTrouble RootxVinyaya GrubxLili. Need I go on?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,322 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Foaly, Holly S. - Complete
Evergreen by Maeve Morgan reviews
Oneshot. Two distinct yet interrelated moments in the life of Remus Lupin with two different girls. About memories, flowers, and love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
REAL FUN! by Independent Angel reviews
Jay's heed over heals for Theresa, and evil has disappeared, thank goodness for that. Jay can't withstand Theresa's looks so how is he supposed to tell her how he feels? What if Neil gets in the way? Jaresa archlanta
Class of the Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,644 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 5/14/2006
A Million Times by Aurora West reviews
Tonks and Remus admit their feelings for each other. Oneshot. [RemusTonks]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2006 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Fragile by Demenior reviews
How fragile is life, or a secret? How doe sone become a hero? Our tragic lovers will find that out with his one last breath... AA, JT
Class of the Titans - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Archie - Complete
Jay's New Haircut by Red-Seeds reviews
Completely hilarious! Neil happens to see the latest haircut in Canada. He’s now looking for someone to do it on and finds…Jay! I wonder what the gang [and Cronus] will say to this one…[oneshot]
Class of the Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Complete
Through the Monkey's Eyes by Mrs Mark Evans reviews
Twisted Philosopher's Stone Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Complete
Revenge of the Dough Boy 2: Spaz Attack by Coffee-Rules reviews
A small sequel to a favorite. The Dough Boy trips into the mud, and feels like taking his anger out on a few innocent civilians. Chp. 4.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2006
Revenge of the Dough Boy by Coffee-Rules reviews
The Pillsbury Dough Boy is on a murderous rampage to avenge his pride. How far will he get? STORY IS COMPLETE! NOTE: Swears are ONLY in the final chapter.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/19/2006 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Complete
Half A Goddess by Elsask reviews
Herry has interest in a new student at Olympia High who has connections to Hermes...But this girl may cause more trouble than her sweet smile lets on.
Class of the Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,805 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Sword of God by AgiVega reviews
Sequel to the Aztec Incident. Despite having Holly at his side, Artemis is depressed, he cannot overcome the loss of his genius. Only time can heal him... in both senses of the word. AU
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 162,526 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Most Devoted of Friends by xanthophiliac reviews
Atlanta and Theresa aren't like the other girls they know. Femmeslash. Mythology references now more clearly presented and explained in greater detail. Please read the notes before you review.
Class of the Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Complete
Quiet Time by Demenior reviews
COTT Archie and Atlanta may not have the best relationship, with kisses and the 'L' word, but they can share nice moments together and remember them forever.
Class of the Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Archie, Atlanta - Complete
Fifty Snapshots of a Descendant of Achilles by xanthophiliac reviews
In which herein lie fifty snippets from Archie's life, at least up until the first year at Olympus High School. All major characters are featured, as well as considerable ArchiexAtlanta.
Class of the Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Complete
911 by Independent Angel reviews
what if Jay was on a flight that the terrorists took over? What if it didn't crash to the trade center? JXT. Warning: Character Death.
Class of the Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Complete
The Broken Hearted by Independent Angel reviews
[class of the titans] The team is suffering of a teammate's struggle for life. Jay is taking it hard, and can't forgive himself for what he has done. Theresa X Jay
Class of the Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Complete
War Photography by xanthophiliac reviews
This is a photograph of Jay. What you can't see and what he doesn't know is that... AU. Summary spoiler for the season finale.
Class of the Titans - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2006 - Complete
The Mistake by Ch3ls3a reviews
Shrek and Fiona made a huge mistake and now their stuck with a baby and a chatterbox donkey, oh no... Read to find out more P
Shrek - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2005
Light of the Evenstar by Solitary Witch reviews
The story of Arwen's love for Aragorn, in poetry form. Read and review.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Arwen U., Aragorn - Complete
The Truth by Ch3ls3a reviews
Yah, so this is my first fic & dont make fun of me! It's a new school year and the guys of RFR havent seen eachother for the summer..
Radio Free Roscoe - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2005
Mushroom hunting: A Merry and Pippin story by PaintedBlank reviews
Its mushroom season and our favourite little hobbits are off hunting,rather scavenging.They meet a few characters on the way including a lonely Nazgul horse
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Within You by JuliaBlu reviews
It has been ten years and Sarah is 24, her little brother 10. Meanwhile, the Goblin King has lain dormant, waiting to be revived. Watch as the situation reverses: Sarah is kidnapped and Toby must save her. But does she want to be saved?
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 12/29/2004
Mary Sue's Short Adventure in Ireland by Luv-Angel-Music reviews
This is about Mary Sue, a perfect girl. She is well...perfect, so she goes to the Fowl Manor and everyone is annoyed about her and can avoid her tactics! Artemis thinks up of a quick plan to get rid of her and will it suceded? Or will everyone suffer from
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Aztec Incident by AgiVega reviews
26-year-old Artemis Fowl gets the greatest surprise of his life when Commander Holly Short pays him a visit, pleading for his help. They need to team up to save their son, whose existence Artemis has been unaware of...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 154,217 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl Meets Fan Fiction by Amy Shadows reviews
What happens when Foaly discovers fanfiction.net? Will crazy havoc insue or will they take it lightly? Yeah, right. Many shot story!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/21/2005 - Published: 12/7/2004
The First Fan Fic That I'V Written by orangUtang100 reviews
I'm back. this new chappie revils Butlers deep dark secret in an imberising way R&R plese
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2005 - Published: 11/30/2004
Ways to Annoy Snape by TrashyBambi reviews
A girls journal about How to annoy Severus Snape. Please read and review! PG cuz a lil' cussing. chapter 11 now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,340 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/15/2004 - Published: 5/16/2004 - Severus S., George W.
Fear Factor: LEP Edition 2 by Amy Shadows reviews
You all asked for it, so here it is! Featuring everyone's favorite evil TV host, Foaly! There are four newbies up for the title and two returning faces. Next chapter: The First Stunt pt 1. I told you I would update!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 10/23/2004
Artemis plus Painkillers equals Bad! by Amy Shadows reviews
A very short and slightly humorous fanfic about what happens when Artemis gets sick and takes a whole bottle of painkillers. PLEASE REVIEW, no flames! And, I realize this is very OOC for Artemis at the end, but that is the point of the fic!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/2/2004 - Published: 10/21/2004
Fear Factor: LEP edition by Amy Shadows reviews
A fun spoof of the popular TV show Fear Factor. It is given a PG 13 rating because I'm not sure what I'm going to have the characters do, but trust me, it will be Fear Factor-ish. The final chapter is now up. Be sure to look for Fear Factor: LEP edition
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 10/21/2004 - Published: 10/4/2004
Realms of the Sues: An Exploration by Nallasariel the Weeper reviews
Formerly 'Plots of the Sues'. Mocks more than just Sues - Crossovers and pairings also ripped on by the actual characters. Yes, this shall eventually have a plot. Thus far: Undercover!Maid and AH.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/19/2004 - Published: 9/29/2004
Fowl Language by umwut reviews
Butler attempts to teach Artemis to curse to impress Holly... but he doesn't count on Artemis getting addicted to 'Fowl Language.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/6/2004
Manservant Mayhem by the-mpreg-spirit reviews
Slash. Mpreg. Will only follow book 1. Butler will do everything and anything for his master, Artemis Fowl the second, but after following Artemis's strangest order yet, how will he survive the next 9 months?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/27/2004 - Published: 9/19/2004
Foaly's Carrot by aethre reviews
The red-faced Commander and the red-haired Captain are stuck on the bottom of the ocean in Foaly's Carrot. With a limited supply of food, and living together in close quarters, how well will the two elves get along?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,030 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Holly S., Julius R.
Fowl Manor Daycare? by ArtyFowl05 reviews
Angeline Fowl is depressed. She's just fed up with her life, in other words she's just bored. now, it was time to change..take action and-- open up a daycare? Please R&R! CHAPTER 3 updated!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/26/2004 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Angeline F., Artemis F.
The REAL Teletubbies by Machine Gun Kath reviews
What happens when the TT's get bored
Teletubbies - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2003
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Hell in a Nutshell reviews
Olaf has been sent to Hell after dying from an attempt at seizing the Baudelaire fortune. But how come he's the only one that's normal, will he get another chance at living? Is there really a good side to Olaf behind all the loathing? Humour, of course.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 9/20/2005
Till We Find Our Place reviews
Cronus is holding innocent humans captive, planning to kill them unless the teens come to their aid. Being forced to an unusual land, with even more excruciating and unusual obstacles,they learn true friendship, pain and forgiveness along the way.
Class of the Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,082 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 5/13/2006
Deadly Temptations reviews
Artemis' only friend has been sent to hell from a deadly accident, Artemis vows to get him back, unaware of the many prices and consequences. Please Read!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Artemis F., Butler
Wanna be the Dorkiest LEP Officer Ever? reviews
Artemis and the gang along with a few crazy reviewers are thrown on a gameshow, which ends up throwing them into complete random scenarios. Along the way is non other than the infamous murderous Bob This is a reposting of WWTBTDLEPOE with new chapters ]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2005
Trapped On a Desert Island reviews
Four members of Artemis Fowl are washed up on the shores of Cougra Island, a forrbidden and lost island in the middle of nowhere. Please Read!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/4/2005 - Published: 2/20/2004
What's With Foaly reviews
Holly notices Foalys acting a bit weird. No Artemis in this one, it's all underground. First fic, er? COMPLETE, sequel coming soon though o
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,249 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 12/1/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Holly S., Julius R. - Complete
Behind The Scenes reviews
So Harry and Ron decide to plant video cameras to spy on their teachers after hours...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2004