Author has written 13 stories for Alias, Veronica Mars, Gilmore Girls, Good Wife, and Twilight.
I'm a 25 year French girl studying foreign langages and I lived in Ireland for a semester. Months after my stay in Ireland, what do I remember about my Gaelic Classes? Conas ata tu? Ta maith go marth. an lar and that's about it lol
I'm a huge Twilight fan, Veronica Mars and Alias fan, that's why I write fanfictions. I also got to meet Robert Pattinson twice in person, 3 if I count the time he was on the balcony waving, Taylor Lautner twice, Ashley Green, Cam Gigandet (James) but also Kristen Bell when they all came to Paris to promote either their movies or for Twilight.
Some quotes I love and that crack me up, by a famous comedian here! They can be seen as inapropriate, disrespectful or sarcastic but what can I say, they make me laugh
While we were havin' dinner, on the TV, they showed starving little Africans! On African TV, they don't show people eating!
There are two kinds of justice : the lawyer who knows everything about the law, and the lawyer who knows everything about the judge.
A neutral country is one which does not sell weapons to a country at war.. unless it pays cash.
People say, "we live in a world full of morons!" They are right. But they still underestimate their number.
They say that the poor are the good guys and the rich are the bad guys. Everyone wants to be bad.
They say 3 million people are looking for a job. False: all they really need is money.
(as a cop :) If we're not allowed to punch them in the face, kick them in the balls, or in the butt, how are we supposed to interrogate them ? Sometimes they don't even speak our language !
Our immigrants would live better back in their country. To prove this: we love going there for vacation!
If one day you feel useless and depressed, remember: one day you were the fastest spermatozoon of all.
I don't mean that all cops are intelligent - that would be too gross a generalizing.
(in a campaign speech:) I'll quit politics when politicians quit comedy - they steal my job, I steal theirs.
If there were a tax on stupidity, the government would be self-financing.