Miss Effie
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Joined 01-04-04, id: 515546
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

Okay, you know what, dangit? I'm going to re-do this bio, and it's going to be damned good.

:long pause as I search desperately for something to say:

Oh, it may take awhile, but once I finally think of something, it's gunna be good. Believe me. Yep. Really good. It'll be pumpkin pie good. Melted marshmallow good. Sean Biggerstaff good. But in the meanwhile, I will give you some quotes. Because then, through actual witty people, I myself will seem witty.

"To lose one parent is misfortune, to lose both looks like carelessness." -Oscar Wilde

"Hey, Albert? Good luck exploring the infinite abyss." "Thanks. Hey...you too." -Garden State

"Look, a school of whales!" "They look a bit old for school." "University, then." "University of Whales." -Yellow Submarine

"Lesbian? I thought she was a Pisces!" -Bend It Like Beckham

"When Cameron was in Egypt land...let my Cameron go..." -Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"We all have Hitler in us, but we also have peace and love. So why not give peace a chance for once?" -John Lennon

"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind." -Ghandi

"Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh...now you tell me what you know." -Groucho Marx

"All right, that's enough of that. I wonder how many people have read down this far, and will realize that I'm quoting myself saying something extremely not funny. How harsh this looks in comparison to all my wonderful quotes." -Miss Effie

Oh, well, it looks like I lied...nothing witty for you. :yonks wittyness from Groucho Marx one last time:

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read."

Okay, seriously, I'm going to write something about my self. I live in a small town somewhere in the United States (even I don't know where!) (That was a a joke by the way...I'm making fun of my paranoia about giving info out via the internet). I do small town activities...like, stay in my house, in front of my computer, wishing I was doing something more exciting.

I love to act, although recently I've been doubting my skill. Still, it's fun, and I'm going to pretend like that's all that matters. (Remind me next time not to write a bio when I'm feeling depressed, okay?) I adore to read, a love which was probably instilled in me by my mother, who is a librarian. I like to write (I know, you never would have guessed!) but mostly it's for myself--so I can create fantasy worlds and live through the characters. Pathetic, huh? Well, if readers like it, then it's perfect. My favorite pairing at the moment is Lily and James, and I read a lot of squishy fanfics about them.

I also do synchronized swimming, but am absolutely awful at it (that is the truth, not just my Marvin the depressed anderoid attitude speaking...err...typing). Umm...I really like to eat, which is not good at all. But I figure I'm young and can afford it. I like to sleep and watch movies with mi familia.

I also have a fanatical obsession with the UK...they call my type an Anglophile, and I'm proud of it! Hopefully, either during college or afterwords, I will move to England and share a flat with two of my best mates.

I think that's enough for now. If any of you guys actually made it through that far. If you did, I commend you. May the schwartz be with you.

If you are finished with my fanfics, and have REVIEWED THEM ALL, then please go and read some of my friends/heros fanfics--Jerrygirl, The Flying Moose, Agi Vega, MyOwnLittleWorld, drowning goldfish, and whoever else is on my favorite authors list.

I'm going to be offt, actually. More important things to do...like read Lily and James fics and sigh a lot.


P.S. If you are tired of crap fanfiction sites that have too many bad stories mixed in with a few gems, please contact my friend, The Flying Moose, and see how you can help. We are in the works of creating our own fanfiction site that will hopefully have higher standards than most. It would really help if you excel at creating webpages. Thanks!

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beautiful contradictions by drowning goldfish reviews
COMPLETED - Looking for an in-character, realistic, original, canon, post-OotP LilyJames fic from 6-7th year with attention to character development and interaction? With no mary sues, set in 1970's Britain, with correct spelling and grammar? Well this is it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,286 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 6/4/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Dance by Almi Melwen reviews
James & Lily. James helps Lily recover what she has forgotten on a cold December morning in the midst of a personal tragedy. What she remembers is more than just steps to a simple Waltz... Semi fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Priori Incantatem by fellytone reviews
Can James Potter, Marauder and troublemaker extraordinaire, ever convince Lily Evans, Prefect and good girl, that they were meant to be? Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 306,215 - Reviews: 4694 - Favs: 3,285 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Finding Sand in the Sahara by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
“The real reason you don’t want to be with me,” James said, “is that you don’t want to admit that you can’t find anyone better than me.” Lily could just let James’s stupid little comment go. But why let him have the last word?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 206 - Published: 7/10/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
This Was Falling by FadingSlowly reviews
COMPLETE James Potter has always loved Lily Evans, so when he finds out that she abhors anything broomstickrelated, he is shocked beyond shocked. And he decides to take matters into his own hands...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,036 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/13/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
This Was Flying by FadingSlowly reviews
COMPLETE She detested Quidditch, broomsticks, and anything to do with heights, really. Gravity was her best friend, and she firmly believed that anyone who fancied flying had to be mental, until Potter came along with an offer she couldn't refuse...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,521 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/11/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Was that so hard? by drowning goldfish reviews
a lovely jl vignette about how they got together. includes: impersonators, green hair, ballroom dancing, graffiti, the north tower balcony, and of course, obligatory snogging.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/11/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Incriminating Evidence by drowning goldfish reviews
COMPLETE. James Potter has a journal. It has nothing to do with Lily Evans. He has much more important things to write about. And if you believe that, I have twenty completely indestructable cauldrons to sell you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 3/3/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Brash and Bitter by drowning goldfish reviews
postOotP. 'Harry blinked. He blinked again. Ginny – calm, collected Ginny – gave him an expectant look. He was stiff as a board and he had never blushed so hard in his life. He felt rather 'sure that at any given moment he was going to spontaneously comb
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
In the Beginning there was Boredom by Crystal-One reviews
But there wasn’t any light yet, for God had forgotten to flip the switch. And God flipped the switch and there was light! And God look upon the light and saw that it was harmful to the eyes…
Bible - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,688 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 5/11/2004
Nicked! by Almi Melwen reviews
Lily & James. One shot. Lily has stolen something of James', and he's determined to get it back no matter how long it takes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/12/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
In Theory by drowning goldfish reviews
When James blackmails Lily into spending time with him in order to get back her notes to study for her NEWTs, will she see the side of him that actually cares about her, or will she kill him before she gets the chance? lovehate, post Oopt. reviews loved!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,137 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/20/2004 - Published: 6/10/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Pensieve by Oy Angelina reviews
She's a Prefect, He's a Marauder; and falling in love might be the best thing that ever happened to either Lily or James. Set during their 6th Year with the rest of MWPP. RATED PRE-OotP - story content may not follow canon revealed in Book 5
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 403,195 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 12/9/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
If The Fates Allow by AgiVega reviews
Ginny has been forced to marry Draco, but her heart still belongs to Harry. Will she ever break free from this unwanted marriage? Will Harry help her? Join them on their odyssey through despair and hope, faith and love, amidst Voldemort's machinations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 234,787 - Reviews: 2272 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/14/2004 - Published: 10/31/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Over Sized Ego Returns by QuaintEssence reviews
“Ron had just reminded Harry forcibly of another Gryffindor Quidditch player who had once sat rumpling his hair under this very tree." The relevance portrayed between Ron Weasley and James Potter is uncanny, and in sixth year, inevitable.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/18/2004 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The Woos and Woes of Love by QuaintEssence reviews
James Potter is hit. The blasted emotion has struck, and now he has to face the wraths of the twisted thing they call love. Well, if he's going down, his friends are going with him. MWPP (of course!) LoveHate... Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,356 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 5/5/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
True Feelings by JerryGirl reviews
Harry and Ginny figure out their true feelings for each other with a little help from Hermione and to the horror of Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/26/2004 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Miss Hogwarts by JennaMae reviews
When the prefects hold a one-of-its-kind beauty pageant, the students are all up for it. But will the reluctant Gryffindor contestant pull HIS act off perfectly? (EPILOGUE UP; COMPLETED!!!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,854 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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The Summer After reviews
Harry returns to the Dursleys’ after the horrid events of his sixth year. He tries to cope with the loss of Sirius. With help from his friends and a little self exploration, Harry might be able to survive The Summer After.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,750 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/18/2005 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Harry P.
Dancing in the Rain reviews
Thunderstorms released a side of Lily that most people didn’t see, and she wanted to keep it unseen. Lily became wild and reckless during thunderstorms, so unlike the usual straightlaced Head Girl she usually was. JL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
As You Wish reviews
James Potter was used to getting everything he wanted. He wants Lily Evans to return his feelings for her. Will she grant his wish?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,981 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/8/2005 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Muggle Matchmaker reviews
Who in the name of Fred's polka dot knickers is she? Well, she's Claire, and her quest is to hook Ginny and Harry up, and she's got all sorts of tricks up her 100 percent organic cotton sleeves. SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Contains extreme silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,059 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 3/17/2005 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Harry P.
By the Light of the Full Moon reviews
A one-shot about how Remus Lupin became a werewolf. What if Peter owes the Marauders more than what we thought?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2004 - Remus L. - Complete