Megan
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Joined 1998, id: 5156
Author has written 14 stories for Sandman, Calvin & Hobbes, Gargoyles, Bible, and Shakespeare.
I am a girl who was born 18 years ago. Unfortunately, no great comets hit the earth, nor did the rivers run red with blood to announce the coming of such a person as myself. Alas, I'll just have to prove my greatness in other ways. I am a girl who can operate chopsticks successfully. I am a girl who can read Tarot cards and divine the future using water and candle wax. I am a girl of impressive stature who has a remarkably loud voice when I choose to use it. If you're a psychotic stalker, you should know that my favorite music artists include Tori Amos, Aphex Twin, Poe, Danny Elfman, and most hindi techno artists. You should also know that my favorite painters include Waterhouse, Max Ernst, Jean Delville, and all those yummy pre-raph artists out there. You shouldn't know that I am rather shy around those of my age group and that I rarely get enough calcium. My favorite show is Iron Chef. My favorite author is Neil Gaiman. My favorite vegetable is squash (the yellow kind). If you need to know anything more about me, I suggest you read some of my stories. I put a lot of myself into them and you'll probably get to know me the best by reading them.
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Slave to the Music by Charon the Sabercat reviews
An aspiring death metal band summons a demon to boost their popularity. They get Jack. And of the whole band, the only one on Jack's side is the singer's sister, Sally. Yes, it's alternate universe. No, it's not a Mary Sue. DONE WITH A REDONE ENDING!
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,752 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Complete
Why Tycho Quit Drinking by Punk Maneuverability reviews
Trailing a cloud of stardust and gin, drunk and possibly missing his crown, the King goes home.
Katamari Damacy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Complete
Everything by Heartless reviews
Tohru's memory was erased. She becomes lost to the cursed Jyuunishi as she moves on to find happiness elsewhere.. Until one fateful day brings them together again, with heart breaking consequences for everyone and everything.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,670 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 8/15/2004
The Many Reasons to Avoid Attention by Anisky reviews
When Sarah practices magic and it starts WORKING of all things, she mostly just thinks that it's cool. But there's a huge magical realm Underground, and Jareth isn't the only one who keeps tabs on humans. (Note: There WILL BE JS interaction)
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2004
Step Forth Into My Stained Nightmare by Deena reviews
Loosely based upon 'The Princess and the Pea'...With vague memories of her own successful suicide haunting her, the Princess approaches an unknown Castle Proper Blood, gore, violence, sexual depravity, death
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,457 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/12/2002 - Published: 7/27/2002
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Ill Met By Moonlight reviews
A junkie discovers that he is the subject of Oberon's revenge and that the King of the Faeries plays for keeps
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/16/2003
Sadistic Evangelist Exterminator reviews
Converting insects to the path of righteousness....
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/19/2002
My Catholic Class reviews
Are all 3rd grade bible studies this bad, or was it just my bad luck? REVIEW! :c)
Bible - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1/19/2002
Angel in the Mirror reviews
A little girl once saw an angel in her mirror. This marked the beginning of how her faith was destroyed by the most unlikely of people...
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/1/2001 - Published: 2/9/2001
The Abridged Version of God's Plan reviews
Mr. Tadfield receives, in his mail, an abridged version of God's plan.... *Slightly Edited*
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2001
Gotta Ticket? reviews
If given the choice, would you take the bus tour of Heaven...or of Hell?
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/13/2001
Dialing at Random reviews
Who says that Heaven doesn't have a phone line?
Bible - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2001
A Prize Worth Fighting For reviews
*Why don't you people ever review!? Seriously, I've had more people read my stories in the Sandman catagory than my stories in the other catagories! This is a GOOD story. Sheesh! Even if it sucks, review! Please?* This is a story about a girl who visit
Sandman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/28/2001
Theory of Observation reviews
The closer you look at things, the odder they seem. That's the main idea behind the theory of observation. However, when you find a half-buried gargoyle behind a bush in New York, sometimes it's better off to save the theories for less dangerous situati
Gargoyles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2000
Sincerely Signed Clinton: An Oxymoron reviews
A humorous parady of a Calvin and Hobbes poem.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/4/2000
Between the Cracks reviews
In which is discussed the strange conclusions of a parking meter and a dandelion
Sandman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/5/2000
A Girl Named Narcolepsy reviews
Having a voice in your head isn't all it's cracked up to be...
Sandman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/1999
A Brother Lost reviews
In the windows of Despair's realm, who knows who you'll see?
Sandman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26/1999
The Thousand and One Butterflies reviews
A snob, a goddess, a Fury, and Delirium.... Makes you feel kinda sorry for the mortals...
Sandman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,343 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/26/1999