TheKatInAHat
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Joined 09-21-13, id: 5157840, Profile Updated: 11-06-17
Author has written 10 stories for Bonnie & Clyde, Wicked, and ER.

'Ello, 'ello! I am the great and powerful Kat of the Opera! *cue theme music* Okay.. OKAY! *theme music goes away* THANK YOU.

Bonnie: Honey, folks are gonna think you're crazy...

Me: Bon, people ALREADY think I'm crazy...

Elphaba: She has a point..

Katherine: You just need to write MY FANFICTION!

Me: Kath, if you want it written SO badly, do it yourself!

Katherine: But... It's weird writing about myself...

Glinda: I don't think you're crazy, Kat..

Me: Thank you, Glin.. *hugs Glinda*

Me: MAY I GET ON WITH THIS POR FAVOR?!

Everyone else: *silence*

Me: Thank you.

Getting on with it, I am a college theatre dork, I made it out of my West Dallas on 8/15/14. I love broadway, movies, and above all Laura Osnes. I write mainly Bonnie and Clyde, and my Laura fan fiction, but if she EVER got ahold of it, I would curl up in a hole and die.

Current Ideas For Fanfictions.

A Ghost Whisperer fanfiction A Newsies fanfiction Continuing my Simply Figments fan fiction and making it into a series of fan fictions. Possibly a Wicked? MORE B&C OF COURSE! Frozen? I dunno... A B&C fanfic based upon Taylor Swift songs. (I already have soooo many ideas) A Little Women thing! Maybe several Little Women things!

Katherine: When are you gonna write OURS, huh?

Me: Maybe, Kath, when YOU STOP PESTERING ME. Just kidding, y'know I love ya...

Kath:...love you too...

If you talk to yourself or fictional characters copy/paste this into your profile (i spend all my spare time hanging out with fictional characters. i also not only talk to myself, i get into debates with myself, lose, and then refuse to speak to myself for the rest of the day. one time i lost an argument to myself about pie PX)

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... (Bold the ones that apply to you!)

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. 'Should I be doing this, or typing out a story?)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask myself random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You would rather talk to the voices in your head than the person sitting next to you.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

Your/you’re and their/there/they’re errors send you into an apoplectic fit.

You’ve heard/seen something and thought, I need to write that down.

You purposely eavesdrop when out in public.

You enjoy reading mostly so you can analyze the author's writing style and use it to work on your own style.

You have a favorite line from every movie you’ve seen.

Getting the scene finished is more important than food, coffee, or the bathroom.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.


Things I really like writing about:

Pregnancy.. Weird, I know, but it always seems to happen one way or another. Bonnie and Clyde... Obviously. FEELS. I like the feels...

I've seen this done in other people's profiles, so I thought I'd do my own version of it!

Favorite TV show: NCIS (all three of them), ER, Ghost Whisperer, Supernatural, Criminal Minds, SPONGEBOB. (I have a lot more, I just can't think of them atm)

Favorite book: If I had to choose? Little Women.

Favorite Character: Erm... I always make up OC's for a lot of things.. But Beth March... If I have to choose.

Favorite Broadway Show: BONNIE AND CLYDE. But Fun Home is fantabulous. As is [title of show, and Phantom, and Les Mis, and SO MANY OTHERS MY GOD

Favorite Broadway Actress: Laura Osnes. All the damn day.

Favorite Historical Person/People: BONNIE AND CLYDE. If I could time travel, I'd go back to the 30's and just hang with them.. I don't care how dangerous that would be. I just wanna hang out with them.


*LE END*

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If It's Meant to Be, You and Me by RealMe07 reviews
Katherine has one wish...to be a mother. When it hasn't happened yet, her husband finds a way for her to see what he sees in the best way he knows how.
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2015 - Jack K., Katherine P. - Complete
The Beauty and the Brawn by xXxFairyTalesxXx reviews
Re-write of the Disney Adaptation. A life in which Belle married Gaston. Rated 'M' for Future Content.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,777 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/18/2015 - Published: 9/10/2014
With Every Piece of My Heart by oxKeepCalmCanterOnxo reviews
Bonnie and Clyde have a child while on the run, they try to keep their baby away from their lifestyle but when you're some of America's most famous outlaws that is a hard thing to do.
Bonnie & Clyde - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 1/15/2015 - Bonnie P., Clyde B.
Nightmares by oxKeepCalmCanterOnxo reviews
AU- Bonnie comforts her daughter during her nightmares but then things change.
Bonnie & Clyde - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Bonnie P., OC - Complete
Let The Light Guide You Trough by Softrock-showtunesgirlscout22 reviews
AU Finchel. She heard it like they all had. The boys were coming home, within the next few hours she'd be able to hold Finn again. Or so she thought. After a mission goes terribly wrong, Rachel is left wondering if she'll ever see him again. And then she sees the white car approaching. Her heart shattering into a million pieces. On indefinite hiatus.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,824 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Rachel B., Finn H.
On the run by Shnorkel reviews
This is set after 'Joplin Hideout', kinda sticks to facts but then leads into my storyline.
Bonnie & Clyde - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,432 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Bonnie P., Clyde B. - Complete
Clara by Snow Whitex Prince Charming reviews
Just a little thing I dreamed up because I had feels. Please review!
Bonnie & Clyde - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Bonnie P., Clyde B. - Complete
Blue Lagoon by Lucrid Lucifel reviews
A collection of one shots and drabbles of all EricxAriel one shots. EricxAriel. G to T rating.
Little Mermaid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,320 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012
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Through Space And Time reviews
Picture this: reincarnation is sort of a real thing, and our favorite bandits get the chance to redo their lives not once, not twice, not even three times, but four, until they finally get things right. This is that story. (Rated because... Bonnie and Clyde.. Haha. Also eventual mention of character death and all that jazz.) Bonnie/Clyde, Blanche/Buck, OC/W.D. Jones.
Bonnie & Clyde - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,661 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/13/2016 - Published: 12/29/2015
The Secret of Bonnie and Clyde reviews
What if they had a secret? One day, our favorite criminals came upon the body of Bonnie's childhood friend. She had a little girl. This is their story, and their secret. (Upping the rating because I'm super paranoid.) I'M BAAAACKKKKKKK
Bonnie & Clyde - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 8,159 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/10/2015 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Bonnie P., Clyde B., OC
Bonnie's Birthday 'Celebration' reviews
Clyde tries to do something special for Bonnie's birthday, but as usual, cops get in the way. Rated because... Do I even have to explain it?
Bonnie & Clyde - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2015 - Bonnie P., Clyde B. - Complete
No Good Deed reviews
Lucy was a normal 16 year old, then in a single instant, her whole life changed. (sucky summary, I know.. And also, this is my first ER fanfic, so DON'T KILL MEEEE)
ER - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2015
Katie reviews
What if Bonnie and Clyde never went on their famous crime spree? What if Buck never died? What if Blanche found a little girl in the streets of West Dallas, and took her home? This is that story. (SUCKY SUMMARIES. SORRY) Rated because I'm paranoid, as per usual.
Bonnie & Clyde - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 2/3/2015 - Buck B., Blanche B., OC
A Home For Addie reviews
Ok... So, this is NOT a Bonnie and Clyde story... But I hope you like it anyways... Beware, Laura Osnes feels ahead...
Bonnie & Clyde - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 11/23/2013
The Interview with the Dynamic Duo reviews
In lieu of Bonnie and Clyde's third opening night anniversary, I have decided to interview our two favorite criminals! Rated because it's Bonnie and Clyde, and I'm paranoid..
Bonnie & Clyde - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Bonnie P., Clyde B.
Sara's Birthday Adventure!
SAWA! CLICKY CLICK HEREEEE! So, this is a loving tribute to my bae Sara! Happy birthday! Even though I say that about a hundred times in the opening note thingy.. Rated because, y'know, Bonnie and Clyde... And because I'm paranoid. This is the story of what happened when a B&C fangirl and a Wicked/Aaron Tviet fangirl unite. Of course, chaos ensues. Enjoy!
Crossover - Wicked & Bonnie & Clyde - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Published: 12/3/2014
Simply Figments
Okay, so this is totally random, just something I wrote procrastinating... What would happen if Bonnie Parker, Katherine Plumber, and Elphaba Thropp were all in the same room with ME? Read to find out!
Crossover - Wicked & Bonnie & Clyde - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 577 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 12/2/2014 - Elphaba T., Bonnie P. - Complete
Bonnie's Girl reviews
Ok... So I know this isn't the Bonnie and Clyde we know and love, but I had this idea... Bonnie has a baby... and names her after Clara Bow... Duh... first fanfic, so please no hate! Please Review! Oneshot... Sorry guys!
Bonnie & Clyde - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Bonnie P., Clyde B., OC - Complete