Iorhaelwen
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Joined 01-05-04, id: 516135
Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings.

UPDATE 9/10/05:

gasp I actually deleted not one, not two, but THREE of my stories! Why? They were either (A) Mary-Sues (whether I would admit that at the time I was writing them or not) or (B) immature in plot, plagued by OOC-itis, etc. Actually, the only reason How To Drive Frodo Insane wasn't deleted along with the others is because it got far more reviews than the others...and for those "fans" I wanted to allow a chance to save the story onto their computer (by copy-pasting to Word or w/e) -- assuming they had a different opinion of the story than me ("OMG that is sooo totally crappy I can't believe I WROTE that!" gags dies)

I'm not totally dead to fanfiction, (and I still read plenty of the few decent ones out there,) but the ones I've been working on I have little or no intention of posting. ANYWHERE. EVER. Get over it, freaks.

Oh, and for those of you who want to complain, I have a lj by the same username. Complain to me there.

~DISCLAIMER: Just because you complain there doesn't mean you will accomplish anything. I reserve the right to delete nasty comments/block usernames/post evil "friends-only" entries about you and tell everyone to flame your ff stories online. Latter two only in extreme cases (by MY definition), but just be warned -- comment at your own risk.Gollum lives in my backyard. Heis a bit of a kleptomaniac these days and may come to your house and steal anything you own that's shiny if he cough gets loose. (Out of the backyard, I mean.) Keep your doors locked. >:)

Note: the previous smiley-thing is my own PERSONAL, TRADEMARKED "evil man with a moustache". I have named him Bob. Stealing Bob will result in, again, me sending Gollum--cough I mean, Gollum coincidentally getting loose from my backyard and entering your home via the chimney and stealing things. You HAVE been warned.

Yes, I still have a sense of humor. One thing the last few years HAVEN'T been able to take away from me. Mwahahahahahah.

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Nine Ways to Kill a Fellowship by Laziness Incarnate reviews
If the Quest to destroy the One Ring is so darn dangerous, how come hardly any members of the Fellowship die? Here's what really should have happened. [On-going]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,983 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 3/13/2003
This is my life by xCrystalTearsx reviews
I'm a 16 year old girl trying to get through life... and then something happens that i could of never imagined...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Legolas
Moments in Time by Larner reviews
To be a repository for one chapter stories that will escape from time to time. Rated for the probability some stories will deal with feelings on death, relationships, suicide, and so on.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 101 - Words: 317,876 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Frodo B. - Complete
The Random Parodies of LotR by woodenrice reviews
Random things in LotR that I make fun of from Boromir promoting tourism in Gondor to Indiana Jones storming the Council of Elrond to Legolas flouncing to crazy fangirls trying to prove that Middle Earth is a real place...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/17/2007 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Boromir, Aragorn
A Dream Come True by three amigas reviews
Chapter 21 is up! What if three best friends woke up in middle earth? With these three, you'll never know how it will all turn out! You'll just have to read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,398 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 3/9/2004 - Legolas, Elrohir
What Happens When Frodo Swallows the One Ring by LegolasLover and GubblebumPony reviews
UPDATED AT LONG LAST! Psychotic rabbits, an attack sausage, Frodo swallowing the Ring, random character bashing, Aragorn's much needed bath, a missing boot, Gandalf yelling like crazy, Nazgul attacks and a million other things!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,158 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 1/3/2004
Token by Frodo Baggins of Bag End reviews
COMPLETED. The confrontation with the Mouth of Sauron at the Black Gate affects those present in different, though haunting, ways. Movieverse. No slash, sex, or profanity. Honorable Mention 2009 MEFAs Genres:Drama.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Frodo B. - Complete
The Choice of Healing by Larner reviews
How was Frodo Baggins prepared to finally accept the healing offered in the Undying Lands? Rated for suicidal thoughts. Now complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,471 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/14/2005 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Deaths Kiss by ElegantArrow 64 reviews
Death comes in many forms and isnt known to take requests. But what happens if Sam chooses to die in Frodos place? How would Frodo feel? ( No Slash)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,175 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/14/2005 - Published: 4/25/2004 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
So Far, So Good by Obscura Wilde reviews
[Chapter 10 is up!] Anna has had imaginary friends when she read a book that all of us now love, things go bad on her 15th and they miraculously come back... the sequel is now up and craziness is around... What will happen to Anna and her friends now?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,051 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2004 - Published: 4/26/2004
Wintered by Avidia reviews
It is unnatural for that which was dead to come back to life. The sun was meant for the living, and though I was still breathing, the world had long since considered me dead."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Frodo B.
Remembrance by Lily Dragonquill reviews
COMPLETE - What was on Frodo’s mind before he left for the Havens? And what did Sam think about Frodo’s leaving after he had returned home? This story, inspired by Evanescence’s "My Immortal", tries to answer these questions.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,889 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 5/11/2004 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Changed by Shanghaijim reviews
Frodo's thoughts at the Grey Havens. Movieverse. Influenced by a planned story, The Song of Iorhael
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Entry by Iorhael reviews
Sam finds that adding an entry to the Red Book is much too difficult for him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/30/2004 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Out of All Knowledge by Budgielover reviews
Chapter 15. Complete. As the hobbits watch, Frodo's fate is at last decided.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,055 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/19/2004 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Frodo B., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Broken by mousie2 reviews
A songfiction written to Evanescence's song 'Missing'. Alternate version of the battle with the Witch-King. Eowyn's POV. Written especially for a friend, RIP...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2004 - Eowyn
The Fellowship has fun in the USA by Galadriel-in-disguise reviews
This started out as a normal Fellowship-on-a-road-trip fic...But after being pursued by fangirls, attacked by zombies, subjected to bad pop music, diverted to New Zealand, and mistaken for Martians, things started to get a little strange...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,241 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/20/2004 - Published: 11/30/2003
The War After by LittleDragon3k
After the defeat of Sauron, another evil appeared. Now, the next generation will have to face its own danger and peril. R&R pls :P
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2004
How to Drive Frodo Insane reviews
This is an insane little story my insane little mind came up with...please readreview with suggestions or i wont add more! :P
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,260 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 4/19/2004 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Frodo B.