Author has written 4 stories for Doctor Who, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Hey, I'm Sword-Flowers.
But you can just call me Sword or Flowers. I don't really care.
I'm in junior high.
I have dreams of becoming a writer, but for now I just drabble until I get how I am supposed to write.
I tend to over think things.
I am now in many different and varied fandoms and I have a gift for understanding fandoms even if I've never watched/read them before. I just go to the fandom wikia.
Dumb Store Labels
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
You aren't scared of the dark. You're scared of what's in it.
You aren't afraid of falling. You're afraid of the sudden stop at the end.
You aren't afraid of death. You're afraid of not being alive.
You aren't afraid of the people around you. You're afraid of what they can do.
You aren't afraid of loving. You're afraid of losing.
You aren't afraid of letting go. You're afraid of finding a new hold.
You aren't afraid of trying again. You're afraid of failing again.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile.
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
"Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend." — Stephen King
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe any more. Put this on your profile if you are one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.
A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile
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Olny fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. If you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
f there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you are one of the few middle/high school girls who haven't given in to makeup, copy/paste this on their page.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (This should be everyone!)
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile.
If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are bored copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.(Does my kindle count? It does now)
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If I could get a frim grip on reality, I'd choke it.
I had a thought but it got lonely and went away.
Money talks and mine says "Good-bye."
It's okay to talk to yourself, it's okay to ask yourself questions, it's even okay to answer those questions. Just don't ever ask yourself a question and then go "huh?"
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Knowledge is power. . . power corrupts. . . study hard. . . BE EVIL!
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
If all else fails, try reading the instructions.
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
I rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something I'm not.
I'm not clumsy, I just think faster than I move.
I'm not random, I just think quicker than you. Jealous?
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.'
The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.
I'm the kind of kid who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends for I may not return alive.
I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny
They laugh because we're losers...We laugh because they just figured it out.
"Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"
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