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The Book Of Eros by HigherMagic reviews
A collection of slash fics that don't belong anywhere else. Mostly Dean/Cas in various AUs. Enjoy! The Snapshots 'verse has been moved to its own story, and they will not be added here anymore.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 129,524 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 6/15/2016 - Published: 9/9/2011
Moratorium by Darkpetal16 reviews
Harry Potter could never be the hero. But, she might make a great villain. Satire. Parody. -COMPLETE- F!Harry Fem!Harry Gray!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 218,497 - Reviews: 1694 - Favs: 9,145 - Follows: 4,998 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Basilisk - Complete
Caged by hodorhodorhodor reviews
Ivy Potter lives in an orphanage- oh wait, sorry a children's home-, her parents are vegetables in St. Mungo's & the Girl-Who-Lived is a constant pain in her arse. She's notorious for her anger 'issues' & just wants one year dark lords, basilisks & mass murders stay away. Unfortunately for Ivy, dark forces are at play again & she can't hide in the dungeons-Fem!Harry;Fem!Nev 4th yr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,939 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P.
Draco Malfoy's Brilliant Book of Pick Up Lines by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Draco wants Harry. Harry thinks Draco isn't convincing enough. And so the book of pick up lines comes out. "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?” "Reject you.” HPDM SLASH. Read and Reviewwww!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
He's A Slytherin by RuRuLaLa reviews
Harry gets shuffled into Slytherin, and yeah, it's not his first choice, or his choice ever, but he's always been good at making a crappy situation into amazingness. Everyone in Hogwarts seems to expect a little four eyed push over…heh, they are NOT correct.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 434 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Harry P.
Ice Crux by Hermione Prime reviews
The Boy-Who-Lived didn't exist. Voldemort attained the final victory. As a feared authoritarian figure, he rules the Wizarding World and Hogwarts in the shadows. And when a magically talented Harry Potter arrives at Hogwarts, he attracts the unwanted attention of the Dark Lord. Following a magnificent duel Harry is blackmailed into becoming his second apprentice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,126 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Lovingly Insulting by Caelistis.Rydraline reviews
When Hermione manages to get Harry to learn another language with her, the only perk he sees is that he can at least insult Malfoy in front of some professors. But some other things are more easily said when no one else can understand you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,192 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It Isn't Easy Being a Hufflepuff by trillium248 reviews
After Voldemort is defeated, Harry finds himself pulled into another dimension where Neville is the bwl and Harry is a… Hufflepuff? AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,820 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 2,741 - Follows: 3,083 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P.
101 Responses To 'Go Out With Me, Evans' by Dudette13 reviews
All the way from 'No' to 'Yes', with 99 others in between. Because we all know that Lily would've liked to be original from time to time... There should be a question mark behind 'Evans'... R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 2,140 - Follows: 396 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Another Beginning reviews
Hazel had always assumed all her relatives but the Dursleys were dead, but when a red-headed woman who calls herself the CEO of her 'uncle' shows up, things were about to get confusing like never before. S.H.I.E.L.D? Avengers? Can Hazel at least make it to her first year at Hogwarts without getting in a life-threatening situation? Apparently not... Fem!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,974 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Pepper P.