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Joined 01-07-04, id: 517284, Profile Updated: 02-22-12
Author has written 21 stories for Harry Potter, X-Men: Evolution, and Discworld.

What I write tends to be in the categories of humor, friendship, or depressingly insightful character sketch vignette things. The occasional action/adventure, but those take more planning. I do not do slash or weird pairings unless it's already canon (because sometimes the canon pairings are really weird and I must sort them out mentally). I also hate leaving stories hanging (sorry to all my Story Update Alert people), but it happens to the best of us.

My stories are generally unrelated to each other. Read them as individual oneshots rather than as events in the same set unless I tell you to.

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The only thing I own are my socks. And right now I'm barefoot.

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A Second Pair Of Boots by The Divine Comedian reviews
Monstrous Regiment. Watch our neurotic twosome as they do their darndest to honour a wedding invitation. Trees are climbed in the process. PollyxMal, ShuftixPaul.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Polly P. - Complete
Simple Workings of the Mind of the Unmovable by Angeladex reviews
No one thinks about the simple things. Except him. He has it all figured out, from intermutant peace to empathy for all things. But no one ever listens to Freddy Dukes. For the forgotten ones
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Blob/Fred D. - Complete
Touch Sensitive by x Veela x reviews
Two words: Fleur Delacour x x x
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Fleur D., Bill W. - Complete
Remus Lupin Got Married by Sparklystuff reviews
You didn't expect Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks to have an ordinary wedding night, did you? Of course not. Thus, a story of love against all odds, including squeaky vibrating beds and mysterious packages. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Getting the Snip by Kitty Ryan reviews
Snip. The first curl fell, and then another, and another, Maladict tilting the sergeant’s head this way and that to see the effect. “What did you last cut this with? A hacksaw? Someone’s teeth? Not mine, obviously. At least then you’d have a clean edge….”
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Complete
The Marionette by Irbis reviews
X23 speaks of her past and her shattered dream. Her POV.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2005
Secret Smile by BlueRascal reviews
Wandurt. Kurt and Wanda find themselves captured by a secret government agency and over time, things slowly change with a smile. Now complete!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,248 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/25/2005 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Scarlet Witch/Wanda M. - Complete
The Rules by The Green Pilgrim reviews
Minerva is given the thankless task of coming up with a set of rules to keep the students off of each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/19/2004
Mating Season by Fairy Laughing reviews
Part One of the Animal Instincts series. It's spring, and Angua is in heat and at work...
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/19/2004
Amanda's New Pants by Lise-Marie reviews
Kitty decides that Amanda’s pants are a threat to humanity and takes her to the mall to get a new pair. But it is a dangerous mission. Will Shadowcat be able to handle it? Will Amanda survive the experience? Will the pants take over the world? Stay Tune
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/7/2004
The Children's Services Division by Rose Rovente reviews
Muggles decide the Weasleys are unfit parents, as it seems their children don't go to school and their house has no eckeltricity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,125 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/28/2003 - Published: 2/25/2002 - George W., Ron W.
Bath Day by Mercator reviews
Ah...There's nothing like a good, hot bath. What are characters in the DW doing in the tub? Peek and find out!
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2003
Ice cream by Haleth2 reviews
Remus and Tonks have an odd first date. Blatantly fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/24/2003 - Remus L., N. Tonks
To Love A Muggle by Origami Ink reviews
Charlie Weasley falls for a Muggle girl. Fluff and poppycock and crap... but it's fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,729 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/23/2003
Wrong On So Many Levels by Evie2 reviews
MWPP, yr. 4. Whoa! James finds way too many people in his bed, Sirius hits on lily(j/k), Sirius hits on Remus(j/k), james hits sirius, watch the tale unfold! much maruading, evil socks, a happy lil' werewolf, & an uncorrupted Peter. not slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,860 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/15/2002 - Published: 1/12/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L.
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Thorny With a Chance of Roses reviews
Ororo bails Laura out of trouble at the mansion, but not without a price. Are Storm's terms too steep for Laura to handle, or will she blossom?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,083 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 5/28/2010 - X23, Storm/Ororo M. - Complete
9 Reasons to Share Your Room reviews
Rogue can think of 9 good reasons to share her bedroom with Kitty. No more, no less. Cameos by most mansion residents. The title changed because, honestly, I'm never going to get around to finishing this.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,416 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
A Heart That Wouldn't Quit reviews
Lance breaks up with Kitty for good, forever, because he can’t stop loving her.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Avalanche/Lance A.
The Purge of the Red reviews
The girls get tired of Jean lording her naturally luscious red hair over them. Fanfic 100 Challenge "Red"
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008 - X23
Stories of an ExBrainwashed Clone reviews
All the oneshot stories for my fanfic100 claim on X23, in one sweet location.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,181 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 2/17/2007 - X23
Changing reviews
Evan wonders about how he got to where he is underground.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Spyke/Evan D. - Complete
In the Background reviews
While Harry, Ron, and Hermione are out publicly saving the world, what are others doing in the war? On hiatus due to 7th book release.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2007
Worth It reviews
Rogue finally lets Remy in. Unrelated to my other Romy fic, oneshot.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Sweet Fraternization reviews
One of the ways Polly and Mal may finally hook up. Oneshot
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Complete
Operation: Wardrobe reviews
Jean gets tired of Laura bumming everyone's clothes, and drags her to the mall one day.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,683 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Jean Grey, X23 - Complete
A Risk Worth Taking reviews
A misfit pureblood witch gets bitten by a werewolf and finds herself drawn into the Second Dark War as a spy on Greyback for the Ministry. Novella length. Not consistant with 7th book.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,569 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/3/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - George W. - Complete
String reviews
Polly gets dirty thoughts, thanks to Mal and an illfated trip to a pub. Hint of PollyMal.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Complete
A Different Kind of Death reviews
Lance ponders life. Deep, deep thinking involved. Depressing to the extreme.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Avalanche/Lance A. - Complete
If You Knew reviews
Amanda Sefton tries to explain why she's failing math, and why no one can ever know the true reasons.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Not a Holiday reviews
X23, now called Laura by Logan and her peers, has to adjust to a new life in the mansion. But what happens when Logan disappears and several of the X kids decide to find him? A wellmeant disaster.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,163 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 4/26/2006 - X23 - Complete
Decision reviews
A young werewolf explains why she joined Voldemort's campaign.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Complete
Favorite Color reviews
Polly wonders what Mal's favorite color is. Slightly more interesting than it seems. No romance, nothing. Just my usual narrative sarcasm coupled with humor. Oh, also is oneshot.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
The Truth Is reviews
Remy gets lectured by a drunk man in a bar. More introspective than funny, but drunk guys are still funny in stories. No romance anywhere whatsoever. Think of it as a vacation. Rated T for language.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Birthday Party reviews
Kitty Pryde is invited to the birthday party of the only nonmutant person who doesn't seem to hate her. However, the girl is not remotely Kitty's type and she finds she has the same problems accepting Margaret as her classmates do of her.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Midnight Bowl of Ice Cream reviews
Rogue's inner insomniac comes out, and as she waits for sleep again she gets a visitor. Oneshot, Romy, for those who like to know these things.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Cute, Pink, and Lethal reviews
Ever wonder what happens when Fred and George conduct an experiment that doesn't quite go as planned? And what if it likes destroying things?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/28/2005 - George W. - Complete