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Joined 09-25-13, id: 5174005, Profile Updated: 05-04-16
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Watership Down, Hobbit, Pirates of the Caribbean, Almighty Johnsons, and Misc. Tv Shows.

Dyth da from the unfashionable blue-green western end of the UK. I'm forties, female and have been writing since I can't remember. Despite that, I've come to on-line fan-fiction relatively late in life, which is why you might see a rather... eclectic mix of stories appearing here over the next few months. I'm on a mission to finish all the varied and random half-filled notebooks that I've got lying around, and get them posted. (It will probably be a very s..l..o..w moving mission, due to real life commitments). Once I've caught up, I'll be hoping to get back to my natural habitats of fantasy and swash-buckling: I like swords, ships, woodsmoke, mountains, hairy blokes in leather...

Oh, and a word of warning: I do gender-bend a bit sometimes - have done ever since I was Jemima Hawkins climbing the masthead tree in my parents' garden, for in those days how else did a straight lass play herself into the story, when in the kind of stories she preferred, the heroes were always boys? It's a small part of what I do, the majority of my stories do not contain any such shenanigans, but I know many people dislike it - believe me, I quite understand your reservations - and I will always give fair warning in the summary. No Likey, No Read.

This is, of course, a hobby. I don't own anything, and if just one person enjoys reading my stories an umpteenth as much as I enjoy writing them, well then, that's a bonus.

PS. I write in British English. Apologies to those among you for whom this translates as "can't spell" :)

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The Honour of Dwarves by Doc M reviews
AU (books x first 2 films – 3rd film disappointing hatchet-job/whitewash). Post-Battle of 5 Armies, Dís supports her brother, King Thorin, in his longer battle to recover his health and the Arkenstone and secure their kingdom. 10: Bilbo faces his punishment, and Gandalf learns that it's not a good idea to annoy 2 Durins… (Now edited: with added Hobbit crassness.)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,515 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Dís, Thorin, Bilbo B., Gandalf
Trial of Leadership by Swiss Army Knife reviews
During their fight with the spiders, the company is divided. Fíli guides his fractured, querulous group toward Lake-town, hoping to rejoin Thorin. However, the shadow of the enemy stretches over their path, plaguing every step with danger and doubt.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,398 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/16/2015 - Published: 7/5/2015 - Fíli, Ori, Kíli - Complete
Whispers Down the Lane by dancing in daydreams reviews
Bilbo thinks he notices something about Fíli and Kíli... and soon the others do as well. Only Fíli and Kíli have no idea what is going on and just continue being their silly selves. (mentions incest without there being any)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,710 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Kingdom Come by MistakenMagic reviews
"Fíli's soul takes a lot of coaxing. He is stubborn like his father was. It is like wrenching tough, twisted bark from the trunk of a tree." The Battle of Five Armies from the point of view of Death. Quite literally a death!fic.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli - Complete
The Demons of Wrangel Island by Jen Martin reviews
Trouble brews when Nelson and Crane try to help a stricken oil tanker. It's hard enough to fight a clever enemy who holds all the cards, but when an incident from the past turns a trusted crew member into a traitor, even Crane's strength may not be enough.
Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,491 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Complete
Hlín's Second Sorrow by Oneiriad reviews
Someday, he knows, Rollo is going to kill his brother.
Crossover - Almighty Johnsons & Vikings - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Complete
All My Fault by supersmileys reviews
Inspired by the latest Season 3 promotional trailer, the brothers have a plan to fix the massive dilemma that they face. But they don't understand exactly how dangerous messing with life and death can be. Spoilers for the end of Season 2, and also for the Season 3 promo trailer.
Almighty Johnsons - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Axl J./Odin, Mike J./Ullr, Anders J./Bragi, Ty J./Höðr - Complete
Duty's Toll by Lara Liralea reviews
Duty exacts a terrible toll. Please see the note in my profile for further explanation. Now COMPLETE.
Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Complete
Our Service Binds Us by Rrund reviews
Lee on an ONI assignment and the aftermath. This is AU as I place the whole team in the present. There is some torture and an occasional harsh word.
Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,215 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Complete
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What Fili Hasn't Got in His Pocketses reviews
Dunno what to say about this one, really... Bilbo gives his version of events in Gollum's cave. Fili spots the flaw.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2016 - Complete
By the Sword Divided reviews
Based on the 1980s BBC TV costume drama, may not make a lot of sense if you don't know the show. An occasional series comprising my fan-fiction variations on each episode, not ruling out the possibility of a more major AU later on...
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,853 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2015
Ragnarok - Again, Already? reviews
It's the end of the world (maybe) and Axl and Anders are heading into it with problems still unresolved between them. Which means that someone is about to get hurt. But cause and effect can do funny things when you're dealing with immortality... Sometimes you get the end before the beginning. Anders whump.
Almighty Johnsons - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Anders J./Bragi
Return of the Black Pearl: Over the Blood-dark Sea reviews
"Drink. Join us. I'm talking about immortality, Jack - the chance to sail the midnight seas forever." Blood welled, rich and darkly promising from two neat puncture wounds below the black silk cuff. "The chance to be the Vampire Captain Sparrow." AU, follows Curse of the Black Pearl. Rated for no worse violence than you'd expect and because Jack will keep swearing...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,575 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S., Will T.
A Laketown Room at Breakfast reviews
Um... a pointless nothing which popped into my head when I was meant to be doing the housework. This is sort of a footnote to my story "A Laketown Bridge at Midnight", although you absolutely do NOT have to read that first, since I'm sure we can all work out what's going on here. We're in Fem!Bilbo territory, in case anyone was wondering.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
A Laketown Bridge at Midnight reviews
In which Fili overhears something he shouldn't, but which perhaps it was just as well that he did. Family feels, some gore, and Fem!Bilbo Oakensmut. Rated older Teen for the latter, which is not graphic (but let me know if anyone thinks it should be higher).
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,435 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Thorin, Fíli, Bilbo B. - Complete
A Smell of Pipesmoke reviews
fem!Bilbo x Thorin This is just a drabble, injured Belladonna Baggins and Thorin...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
A Hero Comes Home reviews
First part of a very-slightly AU sequel, introducing a new baddy who will become Campion's enemy for the leadership of Efrafa. Mainly book-verse, though the way I see Campion is probably influenced more than a bit by his TV characterisation. So I'm in love with a rabbit, sue me. ... oh yeah, and Moss is in it, too.
Watership Down - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Complete
Mis-heard in Azkaban reviews
Why did Dumbledore never question Sirius' guilt after putting his trust in him, admittedly reluctantly, as the Potters' Secret-Keeper? As canonical events in "Prisoner" draw to a close, Dumbledore examines the past as only he can, remembering a long ago visit to Azkaban... contains some mild violence towards Sirius, with worse implied.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Sirius B., Albus D., Alastor M. - Complete
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