Harry Potter's Crazed Stalker
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Joined 01-07-04, id: 517421

'Tis time for a change of my bio. After I read the other one I got annoyed by myself because I seemed like a senseless fan- girl(which I am, but I don't like to parade it around.)

Bonjour, mone mis! My name is Kylie a.k.a. K.P. which is what most people call me. I have brown hair that I desperatly wish was red, and I'm part Scottish, Irish, and Italian, hence the bed- tempered, kilt-wearing, matfia-memeber aire about me.


-Harry Pottter: RON/HERMIONE: I am one of those crazy Ron and Hermione freaks that goes around killing people who think otherwise.
-Harry Potter: Harry/Ginny: Their okay, I just can't think of anyone better I guess.
-Harry Potter: Oliver/Katie: Obscure, but I like it.
-Harry Potter: Luna/Someone: She needs somebody to love. Maybe Harry. I might be able to go with that.
-Will/Elizabeth: Um, dur?
-Jack/Annamaria: After she gave him that coat thing, they wanted to sleep together so bad they could even see straight.
-School of Rock: Katie/Freddy- She is awesome, he is awesome, their awesomeness compliments each other.
-School of Rock: Summer/Zack- It's okay, their pretty cute together.
-The Perfect Score: Matty/Franchesca- It was a pretty crappy movie, but I thought they were super cute together.
-The O.C.: Summer/Seth- Absolutely adorable. I friggin love them.

Favorite books:
Harry Potter
Series of Unfortunate Events
Basically anything by Gail Carson Levine
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
The Outsiders
Angus, Thongs, and Full- Frontal Snogging(and all the books that follow)
All- American Girl
Road to Menphis

Favorite Characters:

-Ron Weasley: He is the mirror image of me, I totally feel where he is coming from 100 of the time. I know what it's like to have two awesome best friends, and to just stand aside and watch as they do great things. I feel his pain.
-Alan Bosley(Remember the Titans): He was pretty much a nobody in the movie but I love him anyway. He's not afraid to be himself, and he is totally oblivious to what other people think of him. Plus, he looks really cute when he dances to Marvin Gaye.
-Farmer Ted(16 Candles): He is my soulmate man
-Dewey Finn(School of Rock): Me in my later years.
-Seth Cohen: Um...do I even need to explain? He is like my hero.

Favorite movies:
Harry Potter
Lord of the Rings
Pirate of the Caribbean
School of Rock
Remember the Titans
Ferris Bullers Day Off
A Knights Tale
Sixteen Candels
Princess Bride
Tommy Boy
Jerry McGuire
Breakfast Club
Moulin Rouge
and so many more

Favorite T.V. shows:
I love the 70s/80s/90s
Queer Eye for the Sraight Guy
Las Vegas
Fear Factor
Reno 911
Conan O' Brian
In Search of the Partridge Family(VOTE LELAND!)
The O.C.
Satdurday Night Live
American Dreams
Life As We Know It

Awesome Comedians:
Jack Black
Owen Wilson
Vince Vaughn
Will Ferrel
Jimmy Fallon
Hal Sparks
Micheal Ian Black
Zach Braff
Rachel Harris

These guys are amazing actors, and there gonna be big(er) someday:
Billy Boyd(!)
Dominic Monaghan(!)
Jake Gylenhaal(!)
Shia LeBeouf(!)
Jake M. Smith
Khelo Thomas
Rupert Grint
Sean Biggerstaff
Tobey McGuire
Ryan Gosling(!)
Rachel McAdams(!)
Keria Knightly
Hayden Pattinerre(sp?)

Favorite band/singers-
Duran Duran
Marvin Gaye
Robert Palmer
The Who
Franz Ferdinan
The Killers
The Vines

Favorite songs:
Aint No Mountain High Enough(Marvin Gaye v.)
Hungry Like the Wolf(Duran Duran)
Bohemian Rapsody(Queen)
Heard it Through the Grape Vine(Marvin Gaye)
Respect(Aretha Franklin)
Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress(The Hollies)
Monkeey's Theme(The Monkeeys)
American Woman(Lenny Kravits)
Addicted to Love(Robert Palmer)
1985(Bowling for Soup, the song of my life, lol)
My Boo(Usher and Alicia Keys)
Drop It Like It's Hot(Snoop Dogg)
Cold Hard B*(Jet)
Are You Gonna Be My Girl?(Jet)
Ride(The Vines)
Somebody Told Me(The Killers)

YIM: starstruck847
AOL: ilovecarbs3
Email: tinkerbelle0162

Up Coming Works:

My computer doesn't have a word processor at current, but we're getting a new on 'round New Years, and I'm using this to keep track of all my summaries, which I think of then forget(mainly for my use.)

Harry Potter
Rainy Night Stars: Ron and Hermione look back on the years; from their first impressions, to their first hug, and then relize what everyone else has known all along...they absolutely HATE each other!

Remember the Titans
Behind Blue Eyes:
I think I'll go anti-love. Really, who needs it? Butterflies in the tummy and hearts skipping beats? That can't be safe...

Pictures From the Past: Riley Bertier, senior editor of the T.C. Williams school newspaper, is forced to write an article about the lamest subject ever, sports. But when she discovers a scrapbook in her grandmother's attic that leads her to old friends, old secrets, and a mystery unsolved for 20 years, things begin to change rapidly.

School of Rock
Confessions of a Middle Child: Marta is just trying to lead a semi- normal existence, but how can you be normal with thongs, eyebrow tweazers, and Guchi ice cube trays on the loose?

The Breakfast Club: Five strangers with nothing in common, except each other.

On the Way Down:Love triangles, drinking problems, divorce, betral, and partying inthe Bahama's.Sounds like just another year at Horace Green High. O.C.-esque

Bamboozled: They told me it would be "easy" because she was only eight. Easy, huh? EASY? Taking care of that devil child is about as easy as a quantum physics. And just in case you didn't know, that's not so easy.

Pirates of the Caribbean
The Shadow: Honestly, I look exactly like her. I have her hair, her eyes, and even her nose. Oh, except for her breasts, the one thing I would kill for. Typical.

Okay, well you see that little button down there that says 'Favorite Stories'? Yay, click it, NOW! All the stories are 100 Kylie-aproved, which means there awesome, because if a story is good enough to capture my 4 second attention span, its pretty darn good.

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MarySue Guide to Surviving Camp Greenlake by grab bag reviews
An instructional pamphlet recovered from the bus to CGL, which provides inside information for the Mary-Sue who is about to find herself at Camp Greenlake. Similar to "The Tough Guide to Fantasyland" if that helps.
Holes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,652 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 1/15/2004 - Complete
The Inspection Of CGL by MissSugarQuill reviews
I was asked to go to Camp Green Lake to observe the boys from a normal citizen's point of view. 'Write a report on each boy from one tent,' they requested of me. So I did. And in all my life, I have never met such PSYCHOS.
Holes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 141,005 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/18/2005 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Complete
The Romeo and Juliet Thing by Funkiechick reviews
(Pg-13 drug ref. and lovin) FreddyKatie Update! The lights were kind of dim, but her face was still easy to see.
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,739 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/27/2005 - Published: 4/10/2004
Legomances, Mary Sues, and Fellowships, Oh My! by Lady Rumbottom reviews
Ah, yes. A Mary Sue parody... I am going so mainstream. Please RR! BTW, title thought of on a whim. Suggestions accepted. NO FLAMES!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,656 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2004 - Published: 3/10/2004
A Charming Sort of Elegance by Something Tookish reviews
Diamond of Long Cleeve was never anything remotely close to ladylike, nor does she possess any amount of elegance. However, to a certain Took, there is something oddly charming and irresistible about the lass... (PD, no slash or profanity)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,989 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/21/2004 - Published: 5/16/2004 - Peregrin T.
The Difference in Her by Suicidal Mickey Mouse reviews
As Zack, Freddy, and Katie head off to college, they meet an old friend. She's changed from what they knew, and puts a new spin on their lives. Complete.
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,862 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/6/2004 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Complete
Stars May Collide by Lady of Ithilien reviews
A sickly young girl from Long Cleeve doesn't seem like a suitable match for the son of the Thain but Peregrin Took is no stranger to disobedience, and he and Diamond will do anything to stay together. DISCONTINUED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,782 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/14/2004 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Peregrin T.
Magnificent by Pervinca T reviews
As Meriadoc Brandybuck tries to settle into his married life with Estella, Peregrin Took begins to considering settling down himself.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,505 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/1/2004 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
When Two Worlds Collide by Sean Szama reviews
All fifth year Gryffindors travel to America and Ron's unconditional love changes him drastically and leaves him a in a horrible situation. Voldemort brings the fight to the very walls of Hogwarts. RHr big time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 49 - Words: 186,724 - Reviews: 1743 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/24/2004 - Published: 11/28/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Ron's Pet Spider by JilseponieAngel reviews
COMPLETEPlease read!Since Harry and Hermione got together Ron's been roaming from one girl to another. This year he meets the girl of his dreams. But is she really who she says she is?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,214 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 8/7/2003 - Ron W. - Complete
I Wouldn't Do That If I Was You by Rose Darkfire reviews
Ever wanted to jump into the movies and tell the characters what to do? (co-written with That Dumb Blonde)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/1/2004 - Published: 1/23/2004 - Peregrin T., Legolas
Just to be With You by Pervinca T reviews
As Merry is about to come of age, he meets the sister of one of his close friends, and finds himself falling deeply in love (MerryEstella pairing). COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,024 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 12/14/2003 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Faint Heart Never Won Fair Lady by Lady of Ithilien reviews
After returing home from wars and adventures in faraway lands, Meriadoc Brandybuck faces one of his greatest challenges - winning the heart of Estella Bolger. COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,994 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/30/2003 - Published: 1/30/2003 - Meriadoc B. - Complete
Lyric's Song by Aleka reviews
*now complete*Set a year after the movie. Coach Yoast tried to forget his sister, but when her kids need him, he can't turn them away. There's also some love triangle action regarding Alan, and so please R&R!
Remember the Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,214 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 7/1/2003 - Complete