Author has written 9 stories for Shakugan no Shana, Skip Beat!, Final Fantasy VII, Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録, Harry Potter, and S.A.
Name: -- sorry folks I seem to have misplaced my birth certificate --
Birthday: -- whoops! my calendar caught on fire --
Hobbies: reading, writing unfinished snippet dialogues and scenes, making coffee, sketching, introspecting, scavenging for extra change
Likes: no pairing stories, awesome parings, psychological (rare) and well written horror stories (very rare), review button, awesome writers, tear inducing stories, seafood
Dislikes: shameless pwp (though some are good and well written, STILL some things are BETTER left unsaid so no need to go all-out porn writer on us poor folks), Mpregs (WTF it's biologically impossible unless the male pelvis evolves to suit childbirth and that includes new appendages, hormones and serious therapy sessions when the baby is old enough to talk and ask uncomfortable questions and more hormones), rewriting the WHOLE passages/scenes from the books/anime (ex. Boat ride and Sorting scene from Harry Potter, Bell Test from Naruto, Percy's traumatizing arrival to Camp Half blood from Percy Jackson and the Olympians, etc.), Mary Sues and self insert (I mean nothing against anyone but I am being perfecrly honest to what I don't like), majority of harem and reverse harem stories (seriously, does the super powered protagonist need to have a large pool of partners?), silverfish (agents of true evil manifesting into tiny wingless insects that feed on poor innocent books, DIE you spawns from hell!)
Dream: -- something stupidly heroic --
I'm more of a reader than a writer actually though I do write from time to time. I post what I think are my less embarrassing stories.
Anyway those following "Match Made By Choice" I think...it won't be a drabble anymore...with the length and all (not to mention the interaction I'm planning with Accel and the Railgun). Just saying.
And because of great authors and their pieces out there (which left me staring at the void more than once) I always get sidetracked. I blame your wonderful minds and betas!
Favorite quote by Hikigaya Hachiman!
"If I change myself, I'll change the world." That's a load of crap. People's judgment of others create a stereotype, and that's the impression that lasts. Loners are forced to do things alone. If you try to stand out by working hard at something, you just become a target for attack. It's the rotten rule of the children's kingdom."
Favorite quote from Gintama
"The best way to live a full life is to be a child, no matter what your age."
For Naruto fans I recommend:
Team 8 by S'TarKan (realistic what if fic) On Going
Tis Femina by Sythe (very, very dark and twisted plot) Psychological/Horror/Romance (?) On Going
Common Delinquents by ProbablySatan (the best high school AU Naruto fic) Romance Finished
Sting by vague.poppyseed (the only decent romance I can think of with Sasori no Akasuna) Psychological/Romance (sort of) Finished
Teambuilding by obsidianLight16 (Akatsuki fic, caution: don't read it in public lest you want people looking at you) Humor Finished
(I recommend firefly's stories)
For Final Fantasy VII (all contain Zack Fair in it)
Scapegoat by CSKazaam (READ it!) Psychological/Horror Finished
Stumbling Blocks by CSKazaam (see note above) Drama Finished
It began with the giggling by Halo Cyan (the title can throw you off but it is good) Humor Finished
Loneliness of a God by LuckyLadybug (I recommend LuckyLadybug's stories) Drama Hiatus
(I also recommend CSKazaam's stories)
For Death Note (know who Beyond Birthday is first)
What's My Name? by Raven Ehtar (very first story that hook me up to this site) Psychological/Horror/Drama Finished
Some Things Are Beyond Near by Dr.Kim-chan (really good story) Horror Finished
A More Plausible Ending for Death Note by Jason Elliott (the title says it all. This should have happened) One-shot
For Harry Potter:
Battle Royale by Tassadar359 (READ this!) Humor/Romance (of the hilarious kind) Finished
Equal and Opposite by Amerision (very, very dark fic) Psychological/Horror Finished
The most Badass characters I can think of (listed in no order whatsoever): incomplete
Tsunade Senju -insanely strong, creation rebirth, greatest med-combat nin, awesome backstory, NOT a useless fangirl, First Female Kage
Kushina Uzumaki -tomboy, hot head, on par with Tsunade, NOT a useless fangirl, did anyone see what she did to Kurama?
Mirajane Strauss-much BETTER than Erza period
Alucard -undead king, insane regeneration, insane, somehow doesn't get his suit dirty not even once, cool guns that are physically impossible to weild, the tinted JohnLennon-esque shades
Death the Kid -he's Death's kid, twin guns, symmetry fetish, his complete form, airboard skates
Ryukoi Matoi -she's Ryukoi! What's not badass about her except her slightly indecent armor?
Lawliet L -genius, genius, genius, world's greatest detective, has two other identities, pretty ruthless really, bottomless stomach, is the ANTAGONIST of Death Note, yeah root for the villain people
Edward Elric -shrimp, alchemist, is the philospher stone in human form, ahoge, awesome big brother, surviving a failed human transmutation ritual
Roy Mustang -most kills in the series, his first order as Führer, pyromaniac, flame alchemist
Revy Twohands -again, what is not badass about this woman, chain smoker and a trash talking shooter
Killua Zoldyk -trained assassin, his name is killua "killer", look so damn innocent, f*cked up family, f*cked up kid
Olivier Mira Armstrong -heir to the Armstrong family, ice queen of Briggs, ahoge, on par with Izumi Curtis, family blade, first born, her rank in the military is just below the Führer, she's NOT even an alchemist
Madara Uchiha -there's no easy way killing this guy, seriously, it took like 5 villages, 2 Jinchuuriki, the Kages, revived Hokages and they still needed help? Does he have Goku's blood or something?
Tobirama Senju -the TRUE genius in the series, the best hokage, the underrated hokage who needs more screen time
Unohanna Retsu -First Kenpachi b*tches! A complete nutso! Loves fighting so much she turns to the art of healing in order to prolong fights. And number one healer in Bleach
Motoko Kusanagi -no female badass character could match this woman ever, she's THE number one
Zack Fair -there will be no Cloud if this guy hadn't appeared, lieutenant and second-in-command to Sephiroth for how many years, the one who ended the Wutai war, killed over 2000 SOLDIER
Lelouch Lamperouge -genius strategist, disturbed teenager, managed to beat/kill his older siblings, the unknown martyr, awesome big brother, the guy who actually deserves a harem, the black king
Hikigaya Hachiman -genius philosopher, his nickname is hickey, is the epitome of cynicism, blunt like a tipless tanto
Saito Hajime -he beats Kenshin Himura by a mile in my books. This guy is just plain awesome
Special reward goes to Sephiroth for having his own theme song played by a large orchestra wherein his name is chanted like an evil mantra by a choir. Visit Youtube and look it up.
Pairings that I find interesting:
seriously there is something going on between this two
lieutenant for years to his commander there bound to be something there
I am promoting it
because canon pairing is mainstream
I read a good one,they click somehow
Leo is cool and all but seaweed brain was first
I just feel bad for the little sh*t and frankly I don't see him with anyone else
trust me it's very very interesting
if Gray doesn't get his sh*t straight then chuck him off someone else, Laxus has a grudge on on anyine who hurt Fairytail including Juvia given her former guild and Juvia will do anything to earn the approval of her peers
wh haven't anyone exploited this yet? it has potential and no drawbacks. female ROOT partner meaning no emotions and more on the greater good
a bit rough with the age gap but otherwise fine for a pairing, they're vocaloids so just give them interesting personalities
either Shizune, Ayame, Rin or Mabui) (young adult sister figure to a late teen Naruto, no to cougar as it seems a little too extreme
Rant: I an shove my opinion where I want to
Sherlock H./James M. -John is just...I rest my case, a psychopath needs his highly functioning sociopath. Now, this two are a good pairing. Clashing but otherwise compatible not just in skill, intelligence, their need for constant challenge/mental stimulation and sarcasm but also in experience and both being outcasts. Sherlock should not be swayed from the "Grey" or the middle ground. And neither should Moriarty frim his darker shade. Most stories I read from this two had James raping Sherlock which is kinda unlikely. Moriarty is a psychopath, not insane. He would not do such a thing but would court Sherlock instead. And I'm sure he would manipulate Sherlock into thinking of 'loving' him too
Voldemort/Harry P. -GOOD LORD PEOPLE! NO! No, just no! I belive this is considered bestiality.Voldemort is an overgrown hybrid snake man. It's beyond creepy
and absolutely f*cked up
Harry P./Tom R. Jr. -OK, this one is safe and completely different from Voldemort/Harry P. I have no complains in this pairing really, just don't turn Harry into a frail uke for heaven' sake! See note*
Harry P./Ginny W. -NO! NO! F*cking hell no. Ginny is a Sue. She just pop out of nowhere like an annoying insect. I have reasons to believe she administered love potion on poor gullible and naive Harry. Her mother did it to !r. Weasley. And sorry Miss J.K. Rowling but having Harry marry Ginny so he could be officially integrated to the Weasley family is just lame. I'd rather he be with Luna Lovegood, the only person who could possibly understand and help him. So chuck Harry off to the fangirl. Good Lord what is this?
Naruto U./Itachi U. -Now, I like this pairing. Itachi is cool and calm and is the polar opposite of Naruto. So can we have a platonic pairing for these two, people? I hate seeing Naruto being an Uke, or any awesome straight male character, to anyone. But most of all, I hate it when he is girl-like or androgynous, it's disturbing and creepy to see the strong and dominant knucklehead reduce to a bag of mushy kittens. At least preserve the character's dignity by having a male character remain equal to his partner
Kakashi H./Naruto U. -So this pairing is both interesting and disturbing. I am torn from being fascinated and disgusted really. Why is it disturbing? This falls under Paedophilia [technically Hebephilia the attraction towards 11-14 years old or Ephebophilia from 15-19 years old]. Another reason is their relation (Kakashi f*cking his student and late sensei's son), and Kakashi's age, 28 (he's 32 in Shipuuden) and has serious mental problems to do such things to a naive and trusting 12 years old (or younger depending on the author) boy who has no one to teach him about appropriate affections. And why it is interesting? It is because Kakashi is a ticking timebomb, unstable after his father deatt, the pressure of being an elite and then emulating he's dead comrades' attributes (if that isn't proof enough). In Kakashi's point of view, Naruto is the embodiment of the people he lost. Naruto's appearance (Minato), personality (young Obito) and being a Jinchuuriki (when Rin was turned into a temporary host of the Sanbi that led her death) Basically he would think by taking Naruto (by force or trickery) he's a little bit more closer to them again, at least that is how I understand it
Naruto U./Hinata H. -You win NaruHina fans so please do us all a favour and please decrease the unholy number of fanfictions, websites, communities and forums dedicated to this two? Honestly, if I were Kishimoto I would cut the ending of Naruto Shippuuden at The Valley of End. The scene with Naruto and Sasuke's fight, flashbacks and sh*t, gets their arm cut off, and dies. Kakashi becomes Hokage. The end. No more afterwar sh*t. I'm not surprised Kishimoto got death threats for letting fandom take over. I'm not biased or anything but really? Hinata? She's strong and determined I get that but what the hell? And only after Neji dies does she get to take the final step? Kami, Naruto should not be put in a pedestal or be the pillar for Hinata. So people, understand why I dislike Hinata as Naruto's love interest. No sh*t. I'd rather have Shion, Isarabi, Gaara, Shizuka or some nameless kunoichi from ROOT as a candidate
Naruto -OK, this is the highlight of my Rant.
Why the hell is the series called Naruto if Sasuke gets all the f*cking power up as the story progresses (?) while Naruto gets his at the start of the war??? Right, chuck Narutomwith abilities but Sasuke had to gain them through running around the continents? Who is the hero here? And what the hell is up with the scene with everyone declaring they want to be Hokage!? The manga was so long drawn I had to stop myself from punching the screen of my PC. Every chapter ended with someone encouraging the other with the power of friendship! And the damn fillers! The producers should have made the unseen events instead (Hanzo the Salamander VS Jiraiya, Tsunade, and Orochimaru) (Tobirama VS Gold and Silver brothers/Kinkaku Force) (Senju Clan VS Uchiha Clan) (Minato slaughters Iwa Forces) (Destruction of Uzushio) (the night Itachi slaughtered his clan) (Kiri Rebels VS Yagura) (Bloodline Purge in Kiri). Madara is hard to kill, yadda, yaddda, yadda. That's fine really except it was full of talking and unnecessary revelations. Then suddenly the real villain was Black Zetsu. Then we find out he was reshaping the Shinobi world to revive Kaguya, batshit lady who gets scored with Naruto's reverse harem technique. What the hell is this plot twists? It's like tying a rope on a smaller rope it's look flimsy at best. And oh Kami! The ending! Sakura and Sasuke??? What the flaming f*ck!? After all the sh*t that b*tch did to Naruto she had the audacity to end up with someone? And now Sasuke reciprocates!? I expected Sakura, that miserable b*tch, to just remain single like Tsunade. Sasuke can live the entriety of his life as a hobo/hermit without justice for all the sh*t he did.
And in of the last panel of the manga: who the HELL impregnated Lee???
tbc...ran out of steam
Who Am I?
I am someone...who doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am someone who people look through when I say something. I am someone who spends most of his free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am someone who people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am someone who doesn't spend all his time on MySpace, Facebook or Twitter, or talking about others behind their backs, cars or girls to his friends. I am someone who hasn't been asked out in a year...or ever. I am someone who has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also someone who knows and is proud to be who he is, doesn't care if people call him weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express himself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this to your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the people who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.The First Kitsukage, Dragon of Time, jinx777, midnightgamin
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