"This camp isn't for me. I don't belong." A few years after Nico said this, some Campers apparently agreed. Will Nico find a new home at Hogwarts or will he meet rejection there as well? Will he even want to return to Camp Half-Blood when they need him? Ignores 'Heroes of Olympus' series, though characters from it might appear.

After Kuzco's adventure as a Llama, he's turned over a new leaf and become a new Emperor. But does everyone believe that he's a different Kuzco? Not really. Someone from his past has grievances against him, and wants him to pay.

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

HP/Ender's Game Crossover - After defeating the Formics, Andrew "Ender" Wiggin decides that he's done with war, and begins training at the ISL docks for a normal, quiet life as an astrowelder. Unfortunately, a hungry dementor and a computer program named Jane have other plans, so Ender finds himself at Hogwarts...and magical Britain will never be the same.

Henry's wondering why everyone's been acting so strangely. Jo's wondering when all her colleagues became so immature. A bit of friendly competition disrupts the precinct status quo.

A new quest at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry brings Nico out of his fantasies of a war-free life as things rise in tensity- patronuses, spies, Azkaban, marauders, and much follows as Nico weaves his way into a world of magic. It began as a quest- an errand. But the wizarding world is now something much more. NOW COMPLETE! *SEQUEL IS UP!* Currently being re-written.

It may have surprised any number of people to learn that the most famous shot that Will Treaty would ever make would not be with a bow and arrow. In fact, it would not even be made with a throwing knife. On that fateful day by the docks at Castle Araluen, it was Will's saxe knife that would find its way into history. Oneshot, post-canon, slight AU. (Ignores Royal Ranger)

Exactly what it says on the tin. Mentions abuse.

Halt's too sick to go to a meeting with the king, so he asks something very unusual of Will...

The reason that Kvothe is hiding out in a tiny town is less complicated than some might think.

There are easier ways to start a house war, but none of them would be this delicious.

Scathach is alone. She rarely sees her immortal friends, Joan is in France with Saint Germain, Sophie is finishing her education in San Francisco. Niten and Aiofe were married, and she hasn't seen Josh in centuries. No one has - Marethyu has been keeping his distance. What happens when Scatty sees a familiar face in Scotland? T 'cause I'm paranoid.

The TARDIS has a bit of a hiccup and takes the Doctor, Amy, and Rory to a mysterious room that's stacked to the ceiling with old postage.

Oneshot. Daphne Wagstaff finds herself working on the train to Überwald and encounters the mysterious Stoker Blake. This is her journey.

Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.

Castle has been searching for Clint ever since the whole Avengers and Alien incident in New York the year before. Clint is sent to tell Castle to back off, but that's not his only mission in the city. (Sequel to Nighthawks).

Effie POV. Set before Katniss, this is Effie Trinket's story of why she decided to become a district escort. This also tells about the first few years at her job. Starts in the year of the 59th hunger games. T for possible references and mild profanity. :) There may be slight Heffie toward the end.

Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann

The war is over and there is a new king, and therefore a new Master of Whispers, one shrouded in fear and mystery. They say she is a ghost, or she was raised by wolves, or she's a trained assassin. Or all three. (One-shot)

There is a good reason why Famine hates their guts.

In which Havelock Vetinari takes over the world, or at least the city, and no one really notices. Also, there's a horse.

"So, you're a cat." John murmured, sinking into his armchair, staring across the room at the black cat occupying Sherlock's chair. "Sherlock, what are we going to do? You're a bloody cat!"

Dean does not appreciate being stuck in London. Anthony J. Crowley does not appreciate being 'hunted' by two lunatics. Duke of hell Hastur is extremely annoyed that two strange mortals keep interfering with his plans to get revenge on Crowley himself, and Aziraphale disapproves mildly of the word 'assbutt'. COMPLETE.

Set in the 6th and 7th years of Harry's schooling years, Voldemort's power grows by the day. What they do not know is that Voldemort is the grandson of Hades and he is planning to use his power over the undead to attack the magical world. What happens when Nico di Angelo, the Ghost King that we know, goes to Hogwarts to teach a new subject? Written By :Void

Vimes is Ankh Morpork's Ambassador to Middle Earth. As might be expected from the man who hates kings and Destiny, Middle Earth makes Vimes angry. Will he punch Aragorn in the nose? Will he learn a few things? Tune in for the latest!

Sauron FINALLY gets the Ring, but soon learns the downside when he has to deal with Sues, the 9 and three quarters Nazgul, Valar!Sues and...worser things. -EVIL laugh- Rated T for language and questionable themes. Don't own LoTR or the wonderful Koss.

Ivy thinks her life can't get any worse. Until she's sent on a quest to save her godly mother's scepter, and realizes too late that she's being used for something bigger, much bigger, than her saving her mother's pride.

I'm Thalia and I'm going crazy. Someone's cursed the camp and the children of the big three have aged backwards. Who or How they did it is beyond me. All I know is that now I have to take care of Jason, Percy, Hazel, and Nico and have to take them with me and the Hunters. I didn't sign up for this but Annabeth said it's for a little while, I hope I can keep my sanity until then...

Beards, and their impact on various members of the Fellowship. Ch 4: Teenage Aragorn comes to terms with his difference from the Rivendell elves, but can they? Ch 3: Young Gimli meets a human... something is missing. Ch 2: Young hobbits meet the mysterious Gandalf. Havoc is wreaked. Ch 1: A terrifying ordeal for a young Legolas (also starring Thranduil).

Past papers from the seven kingdoms. Discover the answer to every examiner's burning question: "Is it known?"

Six times Coulson said "No." to the Avengers having a pet, and the one time he wasn't allowed to. (Rating is for Tony Stark's excessive swearing.)

When Percy and Annabeth escaped Nyx, the goddess decided to get revenge — on the crew of the Argo II. Hence ensuing the lesser definition of Chaos, in which Jason is a Russian Superman, Leo has language issues, Nico goes blind, Hazel is REALLY confused, Hedge wants to hit something, Frank gets nearly thrown across the ship, and Piper's ready to kill them all. (All dialogue oneshot)

Leah fully expected to be the winner of her breakup with Loki. After all, who would've thought that he would be the one to get hotter? Set after YA #11

Set after Flyte, brotherfic. It all started with a raging storm, in which Septimus is forced to crash land Spit Fyre at the Port, a tad unsuccessfully...on top of Simon's hut. / I always thought the sudden change in Simon's behaviour and the rift between Sep and Simon was skimmed over a little too easily, so here's hoping this will provide more closure. :).R&R/ Sequel up!

"Sansa, Jon, Rickon, Bran. Sansa, Jon, Rickon, Bran. Their names became a mantra, an incantation." No One deals death in Braavos- until she hears rumors that the Queen in the North is a beautiful woman with red hair.

Crowley takes a job as consulting detective and builds himself a new reputation amongst the humans as Sherlock Holmes. But now he's stuck with an angel as a flatmate and the end of the world as we know it is starting again. A statue's theft leads the demon detective into a much bigger problem- and the Gates of Hell are opening... PG, no slash.

When a group of demigods decide to disobey the gods and help the mortals against the alien invasion, they are discovered by SHIELD. The consequence? Nico di Angelo must become SHIELD's newest agent. What could go wrong?

Its the life of Nico di Angelo after war. featuring him being a professional assassin a half identity as a lawyer, and etc. rated T because it's really made for teens, and has a mild gore, I mean,he's the Ghost King, the Prince of Hell, it should be expected, otherwise it will be boring.

Jaime and Brienne High School AU; plot focuses around Jaime and Brienne ditching detention.

Kvothe isn't the only one seeking revenge for a stolen childhood. This time, he's the target. Set after WMF.

Ever wanted to know what the collective noun was for a group of Gondorians? So has Merry. A light-hearted little fic in which Merry asks Gandalf some questions.

Rick Castle is looking forward to a relaxing evening with Beckett. Unfortunately, his brother didn't get the memo.

Magical professors are as prone to malady and mishap as Muggle teachers and when a member of staff is unable to teach at Hogwarts, it is always, unfathomably, the same two wizard-shaped beings who are enlisted to take fill the gap. For over one thousand years Aziraphale and Crowley have been supply teachers for Hogwarts, and they have seen its best, its worse and all those between.

It's just two guys hanging out - two immortal magical and accident-prone guys - what could possibly go wrong? Set at an unspecified point after The Enchantress.

Jason is a fan of Greek war movies and Tristan McLean. Octavian is not. So, when Tristan McLean is cast as the star of a Greek war movie, and Jason gets the whole camp in on the excitement, Octavian's very sanity is threatened. one shot.

What would LOTR be called if it was written from the perspective of the characters? Here are some titles from the unpublished memoirs of Middle Earth

For Fela and Sim - but mostly Fela - an unexpected turn of events turns a trip to Tarbean into an exposition of Kvothe's tragic past.

Teatime decides to go and get a life, and since Susan took the first one, it's only right she should be made to help. Major revisions 07/12.

The missing Jisa/Vanyel scene that Misty alludes to briefly in Magic's Price twelve-year-old Jisa confronting Vanyel about whether or not he is her father .

Mini-drabbles - Features Moist von Lipwig and many more characters. Hogswatch edition is now up!

the night is dark and full of terrors. arya stark is one of them.

When the one and only ex-Lord Voldemort plays matchmaker, eight of our favorite characters end up on a desert island. Add a new Muggle game show and two overenthusiastic hosts, and what will happen? Main couple: D/Hr. Other couples are a surprise!

Part of the Exchange Program series. Professor Gandalf has left, and the new Defense against the Dark Arts professor is probably as unlike him as possible. But what does he have to teach?

The Further Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter has been found, and new characters and old in the Roundworld are being stalked by Auditors! A crossover of Good Omens and the Discworld series and an epic tale for all to read! :D Please do.

She fought through the pain, through every part of her that wanted to give up, give in, let it be over. She fought because she knew that as long as she was fighting, Up would be fighting too. This is the story of Taz and Up.

Oneshot. There's a new Defense against the Dark Arts professor, and once again, it's not Snape. But with his teaching style, some of the students might wish he was.

"So. A Sociopath." Drabble.

Having a summary would defeat the purpouse of this story. Really. It would.

Synopsis of a comical vampire romance number submitted to the Ankh-Morpork Music Hall management by an anonymous author. A parody of Twilight done in a Discworld setting. The synopsis is the first chapter of a longer fic with full skript.

Roughly translated, it really meant - "Throw a dinner party. Next Thursday. Invite everyone you enjoy irritating. And Mr De Worde doesn't like prawns."...Organise a gala at the palace for half the nobles on the Disc? Oh hell, thought Moist..

Lucius does things at night when he thinks no one can hear him. No, not those things. Lucius Malfoy is obsessed with... dressing up and quoting Voldemort? In the middle of the night? Complete Crack!Fic. AVPM/S canon. Written for AVPM challenge.

We all know how Boromir felt about the constant threat to Gondor. But he wasn't the only fellowship member who left their home to face the forces of darkness... A parody, starring all the Fellowship

"I'll call it... SPBFW!" "Bless you."/ "I thought you were taking us to dinner, not a bloody Hogwarts reunion!"/ "YOU KILLED NEMO!"/ It's Hermione turn to pick where the Trio goes to dinner, and she picks a fancy restaurant. Funny parody fic. R/R!

Hermione has a new advice radio show. 'Jim' calls in one day, asking for help with 'Melissa', a girl he likes. Hermione realizes that Jim is a lot like Draco Malfoy, but who could Melissa be? I just realized that was my worst summary ever. Please R/R!

Psuedo-immortality was as much as Voldemort was ever going to be able to achieve. And if Hades isn't allowed to directly drag him down to his realm, then his son, Nico, is more than willing to do it for him.

When the Unseen University becomes... well, unseen, it's up to Susan Sto-Helit to save the day. The problem is, the only person who can help her is Teatime's ghost's intended victim. Susan/Teatime; Kplus because of Teatime and possible romance later on

...and she was his only friend in the world. This story explores a way Jonathon Teatime--from Hogfather--might have become what he is. This is also a prequel of sorts to my other story Literally, so if you enjoyed that you might want to read this.

Due to a slight galactic miscalculation, Potions Master Severus Snape is introduced to Sith Lord Darth Vader. Their first meeting finds them on a razor's edge, ready for battle, but a common irritation and a lot of alcohol can make for new alliances...

Tell me how we first met... Steerpike x Fuchsia.

After the trial in Making Money, Commander Vimes wants to know just how often condemned and presumably dead criminals work for the government.

In the nothingness of his non-world, Death creates a desk.

EXCUSE ME, he said, not impolitely. BUT YOU ARE HOLDING UP THE END OF THE UNIVERSE.

During a winter carnival, the King of Stormhold spends a day with his children, teaching them to be cunning. Or, trying to.

A brief exchange between Septimus and Primus before the quest for the Stone begins... at the end of the day they are still brothers.

Because this is how my mind works. Sorry about that.

We are all punished in the way that we deserve.

Voldemort, Erik, Steerpike, and Dorian Gray. There is murder, scandal, alliteration. Can the fangirlish Researcher handle it all?

The fic nobody's been waiting for. A bizarre GOHPDiscworld crossover in which Aziraphale, The Librarian, and Hermione Granger have formed the multiverse's first transdimensional book society.

I'd run if I were you...