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Poll: Which of my stories do you most want me to update (keeping in count those which have been technically abandoned)? Heroes of Haven is not listed because 1) it's almost over and 2) that's my only source of publicity so frankly it's going to be the first choice of anyone answering this. Vote Now!
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Joined 09-26-13, id: 5177255, Profile Updated: 08-03-17
Author has written 15 stories for Ranger's Apprentice, Artemis Fowl, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Hunger Games, Harry Potter, To Kill a Mockingbird, Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel, Septimus Heap, Discworld, Marvel, and Sherlock.

Relocated to Kerowyn6 on AO3 and Kerowyn-Ankh on tumblr. Please never make me think about anything I posted on here ever again. :P

Except Darke Chocolate. I'm still proud of that one.

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Dark Phoenix by Lightningscar reviews
"This camp isn't for me. I don't belong." A few years after Nico said this, some Campers apparently agreed. Will Nico find a new home at Hogwarts or will he meet rejection there as well? Will he even want to return to Camp Half-Blood when they need him? Ignores 'Heroes of Olympus' series, though characters from it might appear.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 325,495 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 1,268 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Harry P., Nico A., Percy J., Jason G.
Don't Touch My Llama by Emilou1985 reviews
After Kuzco's adventure as a Llama, he's turned over a new leaf and become a new Emperor. But does everyone believe that he's a different Kuzco? Not really. Someone from his past has grievances against him, and wants him to pay.
Emperor's New Groove - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,705 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/28/2017 - Published: 12/1/2011
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7192 - Favs: 15,471 - Follows: 11,857 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Dementor and the Mind Game by questionablequotation reviews
HP/Ender's Game Crossover - After defeating the Formics, Andrew "Ender" Wiggin decides that he's done with war, and begins training at the ISL docks for a normal, quiet life as an astrowelder. Unfortunately, a hungry dementor and a computer program named Jane have other plans, so Ender finds himself at Hogwarts...and magical Britain will never be the same.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ender's Game series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,084 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Harry P., Ender W.
Case Cracked by Vivid Escapist reviews
Henry's wondering why everyone's been acting so strangely. Jo's wondering when all her colleagues became so immature. A bit of friendly competition disrupts the precinct status quo.
Forever - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/30/2015 - Henry M., J. Martinez, Lucas W., Hanson - Complete
Nico at Hogwarts: Phoenix Code by The Amber Author reviews
A new quest at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry brings Nico out of his fantasies of a war-free life as things rise in tensity- patronuses, spies, Azkaban, marauders, and much follows as Nico weaves his way into a world of magic. It began as a quest- an errand. But the wizarding world is now something much more. NOW COMPLETE! *SEQUEL IS UP!* Currently being re-written.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 111,205 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 4/10/2015 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Complete
The Wind They Say by Elfpen reviews
It may have surprised any number of people to learn that the most famous shot that Will Treaty would ever make would not be with a bow and arrow. In fact, it would not even be made with a throwing knife. On that fateful day by the docks at Castle Araluen, it was Will's saxe knife that would find its way into history. Oneshot, post-canon, slight AU. (Ignores Royal Ranger)
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,550 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/22/2015
The Zombie Apocalypse AU No One Asked For by rockabillygirl reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. Mentions abuse.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Andrew C., John B., Allison R., Brian J. - Complete
My Double by JRavenTheFangirl reviews
Halt's too sick to go to a meeting with the king, so he asks something very unusual of Will...
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Will, Halt, King Duncan - Complete
Like a Janitor Possessed by Glistening Cerulean Eyes reviews
The reason that Kvothe is hiding out in a tiny town is less complicated than some might think.
Kingkiller Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2015 - Kvothe, Bast, Devi
The Elaborate, Time Sensitive Cake Heist by Glistening Cerulean Eyes reviews
There are easier ways to start a house war, but none of them would be this delicious.
Mistborn Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/23/2015 - Kelsier, Marsh
Enchanted by super.nerd49 reviews
Scathach is alone. She rarely sees her immortal friends, Joan is in France with Saint Germain, Sophie is finishing her education in San Francisco. Niten and Aiofe were married, and she hasn't seen Josh in centuries. No one has - Marethyu has been keeping his distance. What happens when Scatty sees a familiar face in Scotland? T 'cause I'm paranoid.
Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,396 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/11/2015 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Josh N., Scathach
DW Squared by Othellia reviews
The TARDIS has a bit of a hiccup and takes the Doctor, Amy, and Rory to a mysterious room that's stacked to the ceiling with old postage.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W., Moist von L. - Complete
A little life by Madame Reveuse reviews
Oneshot. Daphne Wagstaff finds herself working on the train to Überwald and encounters the mysterious Stoker Blake. This is her journey.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2015
The Many Harry Potters of Little Hangleton by VivyPotter reviews
Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 112 - Words: 64,654 - Reviews: 2941 - Favs: 2,166 - Follows: 1,338 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
Sins of our Past by The Cocky Undead reviews
Castle has been searching for Clint ever since the whole Avengers and Alien incident in New York the year before. Clint is sent to tell Castle to back off, but that's not his only mission in the city. (Sequel to Nighthawks).
Crossover - Castle & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,401 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Rick C., Kate B., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Capitol Girl by truthed reviews
Effie POV. Set before Katniss, this is Effie Trinket's story of why she decided to become a district escort. This also tells about the first few years at her job. Starts in the year of the 59th hunger games. T for possible references and mild profanity. :) There may be slight Heffie toward the end.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,623 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Haymitch A., Other tributes, Effie T.
Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles ) by proudhousewife reviews
Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,415 - Reviews: 15050 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014
Scorpion by Marlex reviews
The war is over and there is a new king, and therefore a new Master of Whispers, one shrouded in fear and mystery. They say she is a ghost, or she was raised by wolves, or she's a trained assassin. Or all three. (One-shot)
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Arya S.
Food Glorious Food and the Five who ate ALL OF IT! by Alibi Nonsense reviews
There is a good reason why Famine hates their guts.
Crossover - Good Omens & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Famine, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Veni Vici Vetinari by Fialleril reviews
In which Havelock Vetinari takes over the world, or at least the city, and no one really notices. Also, there's a horse.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Vetinari, Mad Lord Snapcase - Complete
A Study in Fur by iColor With Crayons reviews
"So, you're a cat." John murmured, sinking into his armchair, staring across the room at the black cat occupying Sherlock's chair. "Sherlock, what are we going to do? You're a bloody cat!"
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,397 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/21/2014
Not Quite The Devil You Know by Taranea reviews
Dean does not appreciate being stuck in London. Anthony J. Crowley does not appreciate being 'hunted' by two lunatics. Duke of hell Hastur is extremely annoyed that two strange mortals keep interfering with his plans to get revenge on Crowley himself, and Aziraphale disapproves mildly of the word 'assbutt'. COMPLETE.
Crossover - Supernatural & Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,154 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley, Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Ghost King by I am CHAOS the VOID reviews
Set in the 6th and 7th years of Harry's schooling years, Voldemort's power grows by the day. What they do not know is that Voldemort is the grandson of Hades and he is planning to use his power over the undead to attack the magical world. What happens when Nico di Angelo, the Ghost King that we know, goes to Hogwarts to teach a new subject? Written By :Void
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,012 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Nico A.
Policing Middle Earth by aotearoan reviews
Vimes is Ankh Morpork's Ambassador to Middle Earth. As might be expected from the man who hates kings and Destiny, Middle Earth makes Vimes angry. Will he punch Aragorn in the nose? Will he learn a few things? Tune in for the latest!
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,458 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Sam Vimes, Aragorn
I WON, I WON, NEENER, NEENER, NEENERRR! by All-Knowing Alien 2 reviews
Sauron FINALLY gets the Ring, but soon learns the downside when he has to deal with Sues, the 9 and three quarters Nazgul, Valar!Sues and...worser things. -EVIL laugh- Rated T for language and questionable themes. Don't own LoTR or the wonderful Koss.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 131,536 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Sauron
The Stolen Scepter by kamira1214 reviews
Ivy thinks her life can't get any worse. Until she's sent on a quest to save her godly mother's scepter, and realizes too late that she's being used for something bigger, much bigger, than her saving her mother's pride.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2014
Thalia's Day Care, Don't Leave Your Kids Here by Lunarstar042713 reviews
I'm Thalia and I'm going crazy. Someone's cursed the camp and the children of the big three have aged backwards. Who or How they did it is beyond me. All I know is that now I have to take care of Jason, Percy, Hazel, and Nico and have to take them with me and the Hunters. I didn't sign up for this but Annabeth said it's for a little while, I hope I can keep my sanity until then...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,921 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Percy J., Thalia G., Jason G., Hazel L. - Complete
Not the Beard! by aotearoan reviews
Beards, and their impact on various members of the Fellowship. Ch 4: Teenage Aragorn comes to terms with his difference from the Rivendell elves, but can they? Ch 3: Young Gimli meets a human... something is missing. Ch 2: Young hobbits meet the mysterious Gandalf. Havoc is wreaked. Ch 1: A terrifying ordeal for a young Legolas (also starring Thranduil).
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli
The Westeros Certificate of General Education by peace and joyce reviews
Past papers from the seven kingdoms. Discover the answer to every examiner's burning question: "Is it known?"
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Complete
Coulson's Menagerie by EdgeofDarkness reviews
Six times Coulson said "No." to the Avengers having a pet, and the one time he wasn't allowed to. (Rating is for Tony Stark's excessive swearing.)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Agent Phil Coulson
The Lesser Definition Of Chaos by DarkHorseBlueSky reviews
When Percy and Annabeth escaped Nyx, the goddess decided to get revenge — on the crew of the Argo II. Hence ensuing the lesser definition of Chaos, in which Jason is a Russian Superman, Leo has language issues, Nico goes blind, Hazel is REALLY confused, Hedge wants to hit something, Frank gets nearly thrown across the ship, and Piper's ready to kill them all. (All dialogue oneshot)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Leo V., Nico A., Piper M., Hazel L. - Complete
Winning the Breakup by naggeluide reviews
Leah fully expected to be the winner of her breakup with Loki. After all, who would've thought that he would be the one to get hotter? Set after YA #11
Young Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Loki - Complete
What Could Have Been by Epsilon Scorpii reviews
Set after Flyte, brotherfic. It all started with a raging storm, in which Septimus is forced to crash land Spit Fyre at the Port, a tad unsuccessfully...on top of Simon's hut. / I always thought the sudden change in Simon's behaviour and the rift between Sep and Simon was skimmed over a little too easily, so here's hoping this will provide more closure. :).R&R/ Sequel up!
Septimus Heap - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Septimus H., Simon H.
The Emergence by winteriscomingbitch reviews
"Sansa, Jon, Rickon, Bran. Sansa, Jon, Rickon, Bran. Their names became a mantra, an incantation." No One deals death in Braavos- until she hears rumors that the Queen in the North is a beautiful woman with red hair.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Arya S., Sansa S. - Complete
Study In Magic by Sherlock Emrys reviews
Crowley takes a job as consulting detective and builds himself a new reputation amongst the humans as Sherlock Holmes. But now he's stuck with an angel as a flatmate and the end of the world as we know it is starting again. A statue's theft leads the demon detective into a much bigger problem- and the Gates of Hell are opening... PG, no slash.
Crossover - Good Omens & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,259 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 5/5/2012 - A. Crowley, John W.
Death's Avenger by SinSidhe reviews
When a group of demigods decide to disobey the gods and help the mortals against the alien invasion, they are discovered by SHIELD. The consequence? Nico di Angelo must become SHIELD's newest agent. What could go wrong?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,482 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Nico A. - Complete
Nico's life after war by DeathGuardian24 reviews
Its the life of Nico di Angelo after war. featuring him being a professional assassin a half identity as a lawyer, and etc. rated T because it's really made for teens, and has a mild gore, I mean,he's the Ghost King, the Prince of Hell, it should be expected, otherwise it will be boring.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Nico A.
Jaime and Brienne's excellent high school adventure by LiteratiGeek reviews
Jaime and Brienne High School AU; plot focuses around Jaime and Brienne ditching detention.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,485 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Brienne T., Jaime L.
Famine and a Fire by PeregrineTook reviews
Kvothe isn't the only one seeking revenge for a stolen childhood. This time, he's the target. Set after WMF.
Kingkiller Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,402 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Kvothe, Simmon, Fela - Complete
Collective Nouns by aotearoan reviews
Ever wanted to know what the collective noun was for a group of Gondorians? So has Merry. A light-hearted little fic in which Merry asks Gandalf some questions.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Gandalf, Meriadoc B. - Complete
Nighthawks by The Cocky Undead reviews
Rick Castle is looking forward to a relaxing evening with Beckett. Unfortunately, his brother didn't get the memo.
Crossover - Castle & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,971 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Rick C., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Substitute Professors by All Galimatias reviews
Magical professors are as prone to malady and mishap as Muggle teachers and when a member of staff is unable to teach at Hogwarts, it is always, unfathomably, the same two wizard-shaped beings who are enlisted to take fill the gap. For over one thousand years Aziraphale and Crowley have been supply teachers for Hogwarts, and they have seen its best, its worse and all those between.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,112 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Aberforth D., Aziraphale
The Warlock and the Cowboy by Proud to be Plug reviews
It's just two guys hanging out - two immortal magical and accident-prone guys - what could possibly go wrong? Set at an unspecified point after The Enchantress.
Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Nicollo M., Billy The kid - Complete
Greeking Out by Asilda reviews
Jason is a fan of Greek war movies and Tristan McLean. Octavian is not. So, when Tristan McLean is cast as the star of a Greek war movie, and Jason gets the whole camp in on the excitement, Octavian's very sanity is threatened. one shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Jason G., Octavian - Complete
Middle Earth Memoirs: Alternative LOTR titles from by aotearoan reviews
What would LOTR be called if it was written from the perspective of the characters? Here are some titles from the unpublished memoirs of Middle Earth
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Aragorn, Frodo B. - Complete
Three Years Waterside by PeregrineTook reviews
For Fela and Sim - but mostly Fela - an unexpected turn of events turns a trip to Tarbean into an exposition of Kvothe's tragic past.
Kingkiller Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,727 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Fela, Kvothe - Complete
Distinctions by CoffeeWench reviews
Teatime decides to go and get a life, and since Susan took the first one, it's only right she should be made to help. Major revisions 07/12.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 89,081 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - [Jonathan T., Susan Sto Helit] - Complete
Jisa and her Father by Gildaurel reviews
The missing Jisa/Vanyel scene that Misty alludes to briefly in Magic's Price twelve-year-old Jisa confronting Vanyel about whether or not he is her father .
Valdemar universe - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Complete
Bacon Sandwiches, And Other Stories by Witchy Bee reviews
Mini-drabbles - Features Moist von Lipwig and many more characters. Hogswatch edition is now up!
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,201 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Moist von L.
called out in the dark by The Scarlett Ribbon reviews
the night is dark and full of terrors. arya stark is one of them.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Gendry, Arya S. - Complete
Lord Voldemort: Matchmaker by potato4 reviews
When the one and only ex-Lord Voldemort plays matchmaker, eight of our favorite characters end up on a desert island. Add a new Muggle game show and two overenthusiastic hosts, and what will happen? Main couple: D/Hr. Other couples are a surprise!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,235 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Running Commentary by JDKloosterman reviews
Part of the Exchange Program series. Professor Gandalf has left, and the new Defense against the Dark Arts professor is probably as unlike him as possible. But what does he have to teach?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Harry P., Rincewind - Complete
An Ending by Losi of Sun reviews
The Further Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter has been found, and new characters and old in the Roundworld are being stalked by Auditors! A crossover of Good Omens and the Discworld series and an epic tale for all to read! :D Please do.
Crossover - Discworld & Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,742 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Auditors of Reality
Learning to Dance by amagicbeyond reviews
She fought through the pain, through every part of her that wanted to give up, give in, let it be over. She fought because she knew that as long as she was fighting, Up would be fighting too. This is the story of Taz and Up.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,971 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Taz, Up - Complete
Exchange Program by JDKloosterman reviews
Oneshot. There's a new Defense against the Dark Arts professor, and once again, it's not Snape. But with his teaching style, some of the students might wish he was.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Gandalf - Complete
A Controversial Diagnosis by Ananas Comosus reviews
"So. A Sociopath." Drabble.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Super Long Title is Inside by TheMagicConch reviews
Having a summary would defeat the purpouse of this story. Really. It would.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Artemis F., Percy J. - Complete
Apples and Fangs, a Music Hall Number by Corporal Maladict reviews
Synopsis of a comical vampire romance number submitted to the Ankh-Morpork Music Hall management by an anonymous author. A parody of Twilight done in a Discworld setting. The synopsis is the first chapter of a longer fic with full skript.
Crossover - Discworld & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Bella
Of Galas and Ghastliness by Linxcat reviews
Roughly translated, it really meant - "Throw a dinner party. Next Thursday. Invite everyone you enjoy irritating. And Mr De Worde doesn't like prawns."...Organise a gala at the palace for half the nobles on the Disc? Oh hell, thought Moist..
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,011 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Moist von L. - Complete
Incorrigible Impersonations by ayquefabulosa reviews
Lucius does things at night when he thinks no one can hear him. No, not those things. Lucius Malfoy is obsessed with... dressing up and quoting Voldemort? In the middle of the night? Complete Crack!Fic. AVPM/S canon. Written for AVPM challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
You Had it Lucky by aotearoan reviews
We all know how Boromir felt about the constant threat to Gondor. But he wasn't the only fellowship member who left their home to face the forces of darkness... A parody, starring all the Fellowship
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Boromir, Aragorn
Hermione's Turn by potato4 reviews
"I'll call it... SPBFW!" "Bless you."/ "I thought you were taking us to dinner, not a bloody Hogwarts reunion!"/ "YOU KILLED NEMO!"/ It's Hermione turn to pick where the Trio goes to dinner, and she picks a fancy restaurant. Funny parody fic. R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Advice by potato4 reviews
Hermione has a new advice radio show. 'Jim' calls in one day, asking for help with 'Melissa', a girl he likes. Hermione realizes that Jim is a lot like Draco Malfoy, but who could Melissa be? I just realized that was my worst summary ever. Please R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Flight of Death by Winters of Despair reviews
Psuedo-immortality was as much as Voldemort was ever going to be able to achieve. And if Hades isn't allowed to directly drag him down to his realm, then his son, Nico, is more than willing to do it for him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 244 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Voldemort, Nico A. - Complete
Literally by She Who Shines reviews
When the Unseen University becomes... well, unseen, it's up to Susan Sto-Helit to save the day. The problem is, the only person who can help her is Teatime's ghost's intended victim. Susan/Teatime; Kplus because of Teatime and possible romance later on
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,099 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Susan Sto Helit, Jonathan T. - Complete
Marly Had a Brother by She Who Shines reviews
...and she was his only friend in the world. This story explores a way Jonathon Teatime--from Hogfather--might have become what he is. This is also a prequel of sorts to my other story Literally, so if you enjoyed that you might want to read this.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,469 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Jonathan T. - Complete
That's No Moon Severus Snape by RedValkyrie reviews
Due to a slight galactic miscalculation, Potions Master Severus Snape is introduced to Sith Lord Darth Vader. Their first meeting finds them on a razor's edge, ready for battle, but a common irritation and a lot of alcohol can make for new alliances...
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Darth Vader, Severus S. - Complete
Straw Spun From Gold by Thyme In Her Eyes reviews
Tell me how we first met... Steerpike x Fuchsia.
Gormenghast - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Complete
Chosen of the Gods by adele4 reviews
After the trial in Making Money, Commander Vimes wants to know just how often condemned and presumably dead criminals work for the government.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Moist von L., Sam Vimes - Complete
Of Desk Lamps and Humanity by ivywatcher reviews
In the nothingness of his non-world, Death creates a desk.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Complete
This Is How The Universe Ends by shewhoguards reviews
EXCUSE ME, he said, not impolitely. BUT YOU ARE HOLDING UP THE END OF THE UNIVERSE.
Crossover - Discworld & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
A Rather Inelegant Courtship by Cyprith reviews
One hundred ways Teatime managed to catch Susan's attention and the slow, accidental process of falling in love. Teatime x Susan.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 11,666 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
A Day With His Heirs by Sedri reviews
During a winter carnival, the King of Stormhold spends a day with his children, teaching them to be cunning. Or, trying to.
Stardust - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
Brothers by AriannaMalfoy reviews
A brief exchange between Septimus and Primus before the quest for the Stone begins... at the end of the day they are still brothers.
Stardust - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
Feegles on a Firefly by SpaceAnJL reviews
Because this is how my mind works. Sorry about that.
Crossover - Discworld & Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Complete
How we love by Hobbity reviews
We are all punished in the way that we deserve.
Gormenghast - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Complete
The Ugly Sociopaths Convention by the Unrequited Lover reviews
Voldemort, Erik, Steerpike, and Dorian Gray. There is murder, scandal, alliteration. Can the fangirlish Researcher handle it all?
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
The Interdimensional Book Club by Igorina reviews
The fic nobody's been waiting for. A bizarre GOHPDiscworld crossover in which Aziraphale, The Librarian, and Hermione Granger have formed the multiverse's first transdimensional book society.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Complete
The Best Harry Potter Fanfic Ever by Jiwwy reviews
I'd run if I were you...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/20/2002 - Ron W., Voldemort
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Six Feet Under reviews
Sequel to Heroes of Haven. When investigating the disappearance of a LEPrecon officer in Central Park, Holly Short gets taken in by Camp Halfblood. Facing discrimination, a suspicious son of Jupiter, a new and outcast brother, and the unexpected arrival of Artemis, Holly attempts to navigate the strange world of the gods.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,857 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/22/2015 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Artemis F., Holly S., Nico A., Jason G.
Goddess of Truth reviews
Loki's just a human lie detector with a penchant for reveling in deception, and Verity Willis is the goddess of truth with a heap of insecurities and a certain red-headed thief she needs to track down. Loki: Agent of Asgard AU.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30/2015 - Loki Laufeyson - Complete
The Heroes of Haven reviews
It appears that Zeus does not approve of Percy Jackson taking airplanes, even for the perfectly innocent reason of going on holiday to Germany. So that's how it happens that the Seven get stranded in rural Ireland with no where to go but the ominous manor in front of them. As for Artemis Fowl, he's not thrilled with a group of teenagers at his front door asking for directions...
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,549 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Artemis F., Nico A., Piper M., Jason G. - Complete
The Problems Posed by Caviar reviews
"Why, Captain, would a young, well dressed youth be on the top of the University? Is he an Assassin?" "Well, I wondered about that as well, sir, but if he were an Assassin then he probably wouldn't have toppled forward and landed in the duck pond face-first, sir." Artemis comes head-to-head with Ankh-Morpork's finest, and Vetinari has a hard time not laughing.
Crossover - Discworld & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Angua, Vetinari, Sam Vimes, Artemis F.
One Through Ten reviews
A collection of really random crossover oneshots (although other fandoms appear, each oneshot has DW and HP in it). Ch 1: Moist deals with AVPM Draco in the Post Office. Ch 2: Harry and Vetinari find themselves catapulted into the middle of a rainforest with other young male characters with black hair (The Raven-Haired Young Men's Society).
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,440 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Moist von L., Vetinari
Darke Chocolate reviews
Jenna finds another use for her Chocolate Charm, and Simon doesn't know whether to be furious or proud of his little sis- sorry, the Princess.
Septimus Heap - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Jenna H., Simon H. - Complete
Level Up reviews
Julia's not sure if she can trust this mysterious 'Tim', but it seems it's her only choice if she wants to save her younger sister, who's gotten involved with people more dangerous even than mobsters (read: Elders and Immortals). Marethyu's just relieved to be able to use a normal name again.
Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Marethyu
Morning Mayhem (and the Stolls stole the coffee) reviews
The campers always knew Nico was a little bizarre but this just proves it. No one wanted to wake up that early, and it turned out later that Travis and Connor stole all of the coffee.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/14/2014
The Black Rose reviews
Dell is having a hard time at Hogwarts. Academically, she's doing wonderfully, but when the entire school knows you're the fruit of a Voldemort-supporting family, it's hard to make friends. Especially when you share said family's view of muggle-borns. It's up to the rest of her house to change her mind...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,050 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 1/14/2014 - OC, Albus S. P., James S. P., Scorpius M.
One of the Four reviews
Pushed on by the fact that four tributes will win this Games, John Watson of District Ten is trying to survive. But what with the fact that although four will live, thirty-two will die, and trying to avoid the murderous Career pack, he's not sure he can keep his district partner alive as well. And the Careers this year are deadly. Sherlock is not a villain. Possibly some John/Mary.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,779 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper
Mockingbird Drabbles reviews
Collection of the Mockingbird-themed English class creative writing assignments that I decided to post. Each is around 1,000 words. All credit for creative writing prompts goes to my English teacher, and the canon material goes to Harper Lee.
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Complete
Black Shafted Arrows reviews
Karraiyen and her twin Draryn have grown up hearing stories of the black magicians who call themselves the Rangers. Their parents have never trusted the mysterious gray/green cloaked archers, and some of that was bound to rub off on the siblings. But when fifteen-year old Karri is offered an apprenticeship to the famous Will Treaty, she can't help but accept...
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Will, OC
The Meek, the Sweet, and the Slightly Insane reviews
No Nico romance. Gemma Glenden, Demeter's child, is as timid as you get. Melbourne Corely, Apollo's child, is the happiest, most smiley halfblood you'll ever meet. Nico di Angelo, Hades' son, is exasperated. Rachel has been finding riddles left all over the camp: when the demigods solve one, another appears. What are these riddles and why are they there?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,993 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Nico A., Connor S., OC
Marvin and the Extremely Annoyed Platypus reviews
Oneshot. Marvin runs into an extremely annoyed platypus who takes out his personal problems on the paranoid android. Very slight crossover with Discworld.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Marvin, Agrajag - Complete
Journal of Beckett Fowl reviews
When the Fowls go on a skiing trip to Switzerland, Beckett decides to keep a journal. Nothing very exciting planned, just a light-hearted collection of silly stories. And one question from Beckett: what is a balatron?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Artemis F., Beckett F., Myles F.
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