Not An Elf
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Joined 01-08-04, id: 517735
Author has written 4 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, and Bartimaeus Trilogy.

May 15: Finally updated "Anticlimax"! It's so weird - I enjoy writing the story so much, but it seems like it fights me every step of the way. Still working with it, though.


The girl called Elph is
Very nearly insane and
Writes stupid haikus

I write stories, too (obviously, if you've looked at the ones that I have posted), though I'm terrible at updating. So terrible, in fact, that when I actually do post a new chapter I feel inclined to brag about it in stupid notes, as seen above. But anyway...

I love action/adventure type stories, and other than the occassional angsty things I may think up, that's basically all I'll write. Romance is OK, if it's handled tastefully, and horror is great if I'm in the right mood: violent. Which happens all too often, I'm afraid.

The only chapter fic I've finished so far is "Reincarnate". I'm thinking of it as practice - getting used to developing a plot and writing battle scenes (which is why Chapter 12 was kind of anticlimactic: I'm still figuring this stuff out.) I now have a new fic up for the Bartimaeus section. This one's a bit more intense than "Reincarnate" and will probably be longer, and I hope that it's recieved as well as my other stories.

Right. As I said above, thanks to everyone who's reviewed my work - your comments and encouragement have proved really helpful and basically are what motivated me to stop being lazy and write.

And that's all. If you didn't find my bio interesting (and I don't see how you could have), I hope you at least like my fanfiction. See yas.

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Slash and Burn: The Slytherin Sex God by NaughtyTautology reviews
Severus Snape IS the Slytherin Sex God. Unfortunately, he's the only one who thinks so. New chapter! Hogwarts employment isn't always so glamorous...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,782 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Severus S., Remus L.
Woman by keem reviews
The big question: Knuckles or Sonic? Now that all the cards are down on the table, Amy Rose must find it in herself to choose...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,726 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 7/30/2004 - Amy, Sonic - Complete
My Pretty Kitty by Bismillah reviews
A parody of My Fair Lady, in which Nathaniel plays Henry Higgins, and Kitty plays Eliza Doolittle. Against all the odds, who would believe that a lowlife commoner could pass off as a high class magician? Nathaniel sees to it that they do... NatKitty
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,123 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 3/20/2005
A Game of Chess by Bowles reviews
There were once three champions: the mastermind, the rebel, and the spirit. Yet they didn't know that they, like all beings, were just pawns in the greatest game ever played. [Written before Book 3]
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 106,837 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/15/2005 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Complete
Reciprocity by Yvi reviews
[Wicked, WIP] Glinda does Elphaba a favor, but doesn't get the reaction she expects.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,810 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/23/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004
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Anticlimax reviews
London is being assaulted on all sides, and the Resistance has withered away as a result of Kitty's mysterious disappearance. Nathaniel, aided by two of Kitty's old partners, must risk all in an attempt to find her as the city begins to fall.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,033 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 7/22/2005
Legacy reviews
For years their roles have been concrete: Sonic the hero, Amy the hostage. But on Amy's sixteenth birthday a legend awakens, and whether they like it or not the tables are turning...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Sonic, Amy
Reincarnate reviews
[COMPLETE] Shadow is given another chance at life and is reborn...in the body of a girl? This oddity coupled with new feelings for a certain pink hedgehog makes things complicated, especially when Robotnik returns with a devastating weapon.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,049 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Complete
To Where You Are reviews
One-shot. Shadow's last thoughts as he battles the Biolizard. Songfic to Josh Groban's 'To Where You Are'. I hope shadow-lovers like this!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Complete
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