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Joined 03-20-01, id: 51801, Profile Updated: 06-11-13
Author has written 212 stories for Mighty Max, Jackie Chan Adventures, Harry Potter, Kim Possible, Beavis and Butt-Head, Star Wars, Static Shock, South Park, Blades of Glory, Mummies Alive!, SeaQuest, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Twilight, Metalocalypse, King Of The Hill, Archer, Venture Brothers, X-Men: The Movie, X-Men: Evolution, X-Men, X-Men, Wolverine & the X-Men, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Jedi Apprentice, Sons of Anarchy, Community, and Chronicles of Narnia.

I am "citizenjess" here, as well as on LiveJournal (look in my "Memories" for old-ish drabbles, as well), AdultFanfiction.Net (for, well, you know), and Archive of Our Own (for everything, basically). In addition, I am "pinkiuspiekus" on Tumblr, and also keep a Tumblr for more recent 'fic bits ("organabailed"). I often co-write with my wife, "patientalien" (listed as "D" and/or "Diena Taylor" on some of our older stuff); look for her in my Favorite Authors list.

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I Thought It Was Strange You Said Everything Changed reviews
After the events of the Clovis arc (season six, episodes 15-17), Anakin and Padme reconcile.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/6 - Anakin S., Padme Amidala - Complete
If You Wanted the Moon, I Would Try to Make a Start
In the wake of Clay's arrest, Gemma reflects on what she has, or doesn't have, with Nero. Set between season five and six.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3 - Gemma, Nero - Complete
Maybe I Should Have a Little More Just to Stay Out of My Mind
Bail receives a special gift from the Empire for his continued cooperation. Contains non-explicit non-con Bailbiwan. Written for patientalien.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Darth Vader, Obi-Wan K., Bail O. - Complete
Give His Little Senate Laws, and Sit Attentive to His Own Applause reviews
Obi-Wan's appeal to the Senate for better prison food following his subterfuge as Rako Hardeen might require some aggressive negotiations.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Anakin S., Obi- Wan K., Padme Amidala - Complete
I Should Have Known (That I Feel Colder When I Walk Alone) reviews
Obi-Wan goes through the motions in the scant first days following Qui-Gon's death.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., Yoda - Complete
Disguised as a Hero to Get Past Your Borders reviews
"If he's to be completely and utterly honest with himself, he's been avoiding Anakin since Ahsoka left." Obi-Wan and Anakin finally talk after "The Wrong Jedi."
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S., Obi- Wan K. - Complete
If You Want to View Paradise, Simply Look Around and View It
Obi-Wan gets captured by Xanatos, posing as an ice cream man, again. Warning: Implied, non-con tentacle sex with a slightly underage Jedi Padawan. Written for Rin/lady-anakin-skywalker.
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., Xanatos - Complete
I'm Losing Time (One Last Chance For My Heart to Mend) reviews
At Felix and Jiffie's wedding, Max has more on his mind than just his Best Man speech, Virgil knowingly tries to help, and Norman is just there for the snacks.
Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Complete
Something Special, Someone Sacred reviews
A small accident in their newly-shared living space causes Obi-Wan and Anakin to break apart and then come together again.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Listen to that Mando Wind, Satine Whispers Low reviews
Qui-Gon observes the hot mess that is Obitine, and then leaves a lasting legacy - aka a paper trail - behind to commemorate it forever, much to Obi-Wan's likewise eternal chagrin.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,077 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Obi- Wan K., Duchess Satine - Complete
I've Got a Feeling This Dream Will Come True reviews
On the beautiful planet of Hawai'i, Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon must foil yet another (vaguely) disastrous plot of Xanatos' before it's too late (whatever that means). Rinse and repeat, as needed. Features a leering Xanatos, virgin sacrifice Obi-Wan, and drunken Qui-Gon, among other things.
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., Tahl, Xanatos - Complete
The Chancellor and the Jedi reviews
In a universe where Bail Organa is Chancellor, and Obi-Wan Kenobi is the Jedi General who has stolen his heart, sparks (and rumors) fly, and it all leads to darkness.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,721 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Anakin S., Obi- Wan K. - Complete
My Spirit Sleeping Somewhere Cold reviews
Xanatos makes his re-appearance, post-Telos IV and his final episode within the pages of Jedi Apprentice, at least, by kidnapping Obi-Wan; Qui-Gon to the rescue!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,843 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Obi-Wan K., Xanatos - Complete
And the Soles of Your Shoes Are All Worn Down reviews
Obi-Wan communes with Qui-Gon for the first time on Tatooine.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
I'll Be Your Father Figure, Put Your Tiny Hand in Mine reviews
In a rare moment of downtime, Anakin and Obi-Wan discuss Qui-Gon, ruminate on the past, and still somehow manage to live in the present.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Anakin S., Obi- Wan K. - Complete
Marriage is What Brings Us Together Today
On the males-only planet of Analbeadla (yes, we really went there), Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi must pose as a married couple to ensure the continued safety of the system's famed, annual Pride Festival. Spoilers through season four's "Deception" arc. Co-written with patientalien.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,891 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Anakin S., Obi- Wan K. - Complete
The Courtship of Obi-Wan Kenobi reviews
Ten snapshots of Obi-Wan Kenobi and Bail Organa's dovetailing lives through the years reveals recurring patterns of pleasure, pain, and everything in-between.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,432 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Obi-Wan K., Bail O. - Complete
Rhythm of the Night reviews
Obi-Wan's "well-toned" body has more than a few admirers following a diplomatic mission to Tatooine, much to his chagrin.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Anakin S., Obi- Wan K., Padme Amidala - Complete
Darling, Don't Be Afraid, I Have Loved You reviews
Obi-Wan and Satine share a private moment together, then and now. Rated for softly-explicit het.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Obi- Wan K., Duchess Satine - Complete
Kick it Up and Down, Take a Chance on Me reviews
A chance meeting with Qui-Gon's first apprentice provides Obi-Wan with rare glimpses into his Master's past, and offers hints towards their future together.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
And I Don't Want to See What I've Seen (to Undo What Has Been Done) reviews
During a spare pocket of time, Obi-Wan finally ruminates on Qui-Gon's death. Set scant weeks after Episode I. Contains softly explicit Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Put it in Your Heart Where Tomorrow Shines reviews
Bail and Obi-Wan circle around each other after the events of both Zigoola and Lanteeb; missing moments from Karen Miller's Wild Space and Stealth/Siege duology.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Obi-Wan K., Bail O. - Complete
Ten Years of This, I'm Not Sure if Anybody Understands reviews
Obi-Wan and Anakin's early days together involve considerable growing pains, among other things. Fifty sentence 'fic.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Under the Tongue Root a Fight Most Dread reviews
"It might be a worthwhile challenge to put him in his place, but Obi-Wan isn't Anakin's Master, after all." An AU wherein Qui-Gon survives the Battle of Naboo; takes place between Episode I and II. Contains semi-explicit Obi-Wan/Anakin; implied Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan; one-sided Qui-Gon/Anakin. Warning: Anakin is only seventeen here.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
I Love You, Obi-Wan Kenobi
Obi-Wan, reluctantly toting Anakin, carries out a diplomatic mission on Stewjon, his home planet, with mixed results. Written with patientalien.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,266 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Anakin S., Obi- Wan K. - Complete
Watch 'Em Do a Few Laps Around the Sun
Obi-Wan tries to figure out precisely how he fits in at different junctures of his life. Contains very lightly implied and very awkward (gay) Padawan fumblings.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Obi-Wan K., Count Dooku - Complete
Caught in the Undertow reviews
Obi-Wan comes to see Anakin in the Healer's Ward after he loses his arm.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Whisper in a Dead Man's Ear, It Doesn't Make it Real reviews
Obi-Wan visits with Ventress after the events of "The Wrong Jedi."
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Asajji Ventress, Obi- Wan K. - Complete
If I Should Call You Up, Invest a Dime reviews
Anakin receives a late-night correspondence. Spoilers for "The Wrong Jedi."
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Anakin S., Ahsoka T. - Complete
Don't Ask Me What Your Sacrifice Was For reviews
Darth Maul takes and Anakin gives: An Obi-Wan introspective during and after the events of "The Lawless" (5x16). Spoilers for season five. See author's notes for additional warnings.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Obi- Wan K., Katooni - Complete
Sick Day reviews
Virgil and Norman watch over the Mighty One when he's sick.
Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Complete
I'm Not Here Without a Shield reviews
Virgil has scars. Takes place during the "Pandora's Box" two-parter. Warnings for non-graphic descriptions of torture, some mentions of blood.
Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Complete
Coming Up For Airklok reviews
"First come the phone calls." Abigail deals with the fallout of "Going Downklok." Spoilers through "Dethdinner."
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Nathan E., Abigail R. - Complete
There Are Bridges You Cross reviews
Virgil copes with the destruction of Lemuria, and the end of his friendship with Skullmaster.
Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Complete
I Seek to Cure What's Deep Inside reviews
Anakin and Obi-Wan finally deal with the aftermath of Obi-Wan's deception. Slash. Spoilers for episodes 4x15 through 4x18. Warning: Slight dub-con elements.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Anakin S., Obi- Wan K. - Complete
Don't GUITAR RIFF With Toki reviews
Toki rapes people and has adventures; a satirical look at Toki Wartooth being the "Metalocalypse" fandom bicycle. Warning: Rape jokes and general bad taste.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Toki W. - Complete
The War Outside Our Door Keeps Raging On reviews
Obi-Wan reflects on his latest mission; Anakin reflects on his poor dietary habits. Contains Obi-Wan/Ventress. Warning: Poop humor. Spoilers through 4x22.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Obi- Wan K., Asajji Ventress - Complete
I'm Never Gonna Fall, But I'm Never Hard to Catch reviews
Obi-Wan and Ventress have a little typical, hardcore, casual sex.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Asajji Ventress, Obi- Wan K. - Complete
Q Screams for Ice Cream reviews
"Somehow, Picard laments, Q is even more of a presence in the wake of his de-powering than he was as a member of the Continuum."
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Q, J. Picard - Complete
Good Boy
"Charles' skin is smooth and pale and warm, his hair as thick as Magneto remembers, all those years back." Set around "X3." Slash.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
So I Let My Walls Come Down reviews
Jean's and Charles' relationship is complicated by Apocalypse. Spoilers for the series finale. Contains Charles/Jean friendship, implied Magneto/Charles.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Jean Grey, Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete
These Words Have Never Left a Mouth reviews
On the heels of battling Apocalypse, Charles receives a little help from his friends. Set immediately after the four-part "Beyond Good & Evil" arc from season four. Implied Magneto/Charles.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Complete
Sometimes When We Touch, The Honesty's Too Much reviews
During their captivity in the Savage Land, Charles and Erik reflect on their shared past, and the origins of Brainchild are revealed. Implied Magneto/Charles slash.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Complete
The Proper Care and Feeding of Professors reviews
Erik cares for a flu-ridden Charles. Post-"Evolution." Magneto/Charles slash.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Magneto/Erik L., Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete
Stinging and Older, Asleep on Pins reviews
Some forty years into their relationship, Charles broaches the subject of safe sex with Magneto. Slash.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
Make Up For Lost Time reviews
On the return trip to the mansion after seeing "Wicked," Charles and Magneto find that the play hits a little close to home. Contains Magneto/Charles slash.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Magneto/Erik L., Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete
Not Not a Hero, Maybe
Magneto is framed, and the X-Men must work to clear his name; rinse and repeat as needed. Also, there are robots. Implied Magneto/Charles. Light spoilers for "Magneto: Not a Hero #1."
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Charles X./Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Now He's Gone, I Don't Know Why reviews
"He's left enough of her in-tact for her to know who he is; enough for her to be angry or wistful that they've parted ways." Set after "First Class." Erik/Charles, implied Charles/Moira.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
Those Who Can't, Teach reviews
After Apocalypse has been defeated, Magneto moves into the mansion full-time, ostensibly as a teacher. Mixed reactions and wacky hijinx ensue. Contains suggestive Magneto/Charles scenes.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Magneto/Erik L., Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete
Something's Waiting Now to Pounce reviews
"'There is nothing I would rather be doing than acquiescing to an abduction by the Master of Magnetism on All Hallows' Eve.'" Magneto/Charles.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier, Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
One Night in Westchester reviews
"Charles refuses to call it a 'booty call,' even though that's precisely what it is." Magneto/Charles slash.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Welcome to the Jungle
"He dares to hope that the familiar curve of the helmet is who he thinks it could be." Spoilers for/slight AU of episode 1x16, "Badlands." Implied Magneto/Charles.
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Charles Xavier, Magneto/Eric M. L. - Complete
We Have a Chance to Find the Sunshine
Everyone deals with the aftermath of Armageddon in his or her own way. Spoilers for the series finale. Implied Magneto/Charles, Scott/Jean, Scott/Emma.
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Charles Xavier, Magneto/Eric M. L. - Complete
And Then There She Was reviews
"Jean and Scott have been practically inseparable ever since Charles introduced them ... and then Logan comes along." Light references to episode 1x20, "Breakdown". Implied Scott/Jean, Logan/Jean, Magneto/Charles.
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Jean Gray/Phoenix, Scott S. - Complete
Crazy Old Man
Sarah aka Marrow ruminates on Charles' arrival in the future and his inclusion into her makeshift mutant family. Set after/spoilers for episode 1x09.
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Charles Xavier, Bishop - Complete
The Five Stages of Grief reviews
Magneto copes with Charles' death. Slash. Spoilers for the series finale.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Complete
We Didn't Know That It Would Blow Up reviews
Jean goes to Magneto in the wake of Charles' departure from the mortal coil. Softly explicit Magneto/Jean; implied Magneto/Charles. Spoilers for the series finale.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Complete
No One Told Me I Was Going To Find You reviews
Charles and Erik meet in Haifa. Set prior to the original animated series. Erik/Charles, implied Charles/Gabrielle.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Complete
And There Is No One With Whom I Would Rather reviews
During a temporary reprieve while running for their lives in the Savage Land, Charles watches Magneto sleep, and ponders the implications of them being there together. Set during the "Reunion" two-parter from the original animated series.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Complete
There Are Things That I Must Unlearn reviews
Jubilee has some questions about Charles' insistence on keeping Magneto alive; Logan tries his best to supply the answers. Set during episode 1x13. Implied Magneto/Charles.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Complete
Black Tie Affair reviews
Bored at a stuffy party, Erik pulls Charles into the bathroom for a brief reprieve. Erik/Charles slash. Set during "First Class."
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Magneto, Xavier, C. - Complete
Safe Behind These Windows
Magneto reflects on the arrival of Charles Xavier to Genosha, and how his life has played out so far, and in the other man's wake. Implied Magneto/Charles. Takes place after episode 1x03.
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Magneto/Eric M. L., Charles Xavier - Complete
Get A Long Little Doggie reviews
Life at the Xavier mansion during Training Week gets even more complicated with the arrival of a surly weiner dog. Set during "First Class." Contains Erik/Charles slash, as well as some questionable dog shenanigans.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
One Step Forward, Two Steps Back reviews
Pietro alerts Charles of what has transpired between Wanda, Magneto, and Mastermind, much to Charles' chagrin. Takes place after "The Toad, The Witch, and the Wardrobe."
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Quicksilver/Pietro M., Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete
Rise Up To Rule reviews
Azazel teleports Charles away from the CIA base, per Shaw's request. Canon AU, set during "First Class." Implied Erik/Charles.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Xavier, C., Sebastian S. - Complete
Hold It Against Me reviews
"How to be Charles Xavier: Act like a smug dick." Charts Mystique's progress throughout late season two. Implied Magneto/Charles.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Mystique/Raven D., Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete
And You Are Only Just Beginning reviews
Charles resumes his role as headmaster at the Xavier Institute, and also copes with the task of rebuilding the mansion, keeping track of old acquaintances, and dealing with a very moody Scott Summers. Takes place after 3x02.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier, Cyclops/Scott S. - Complete
Til The World Ends reviews
In Apocalypse's grasp, Charles has little to do but wait. Spoilers for the series finale of "Evolution." Implied Magneto/Charles.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier, Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
Making Amends reviews
Sinister contacts Charles for a little chat; Charles is not impressed.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Complete
My Love Is Here To Stay reviews
Trapped together in the Genoshan wilderness, Magneto makes an uncomfortable decision in order to help his son Pietro. Warning: Father-son incest.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Complete
Stand Up reviews
Pietro hurts his ankle. Magneto is there to help, aka "Dadneto to the rescue!"
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Quicksilver/Pietro M., Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
We Meet in the Middle reviews
Wanda intends to get her revenge on Magneto, no matter what it entails, even if it means hurting the person closest to her in the world.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Scarlet Witch/Wanda M., Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
What a Wicked Thing To Do To Make Me Dream of You reviews
Erik thinks the nightmares will go away after the beach. They don't. Set a few months after "First Class."
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Magneto, Xavier, C. - Complete
So Don't Be Afraid To Let Them Show reviews
"Charles is born Charlotte Francine Xavier, and he knows from a young age that he is different." Set in pre- and post-"First Class" canon. Features FTM!Charles.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Xavier, C., Mystique - Complete
The Origin of Species
Charles meets the brilliant geneticist, Erik Lehnsherr, during an otherwise run-of-the-mill internship, and his world turns upside down.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier, Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
No One Could Save Me But You reviews
Erik ruminates on Charles' visits to his cell after he's taken into custody. Set during "X2."
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Magneto, Xavier, C. - Complete
We Are The Ones Who're Gonna Last Forever reviews
Magneto isn't going to let Charles Xavier do something foolish like die without him. Set during episode 1x13 of the original animated series.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Complete
Rest Your Head Close To My Heart, Never To Part reviews
Charles has a secondary mutation, which leads to him birthing Erik's children. Warning: MPREG. Takes place between "First Class" and the original movie trilogy.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,950 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Magneto, Xavier, C. - Complete
Paradise Found reviews
Wanda's creation isn't perhaps as perfect as it appears. Set during the "House of M" saga. Erik/Charles.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,035 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Charles X./Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
After All, We're Only Ordinary Men reviews
Magneto intends to make Charles pay for manipulating his mind. Set after the events of "Ultimate X-Men #20."
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles X./Professor X - Complete
Caught reviews
After getting caught by Sinister in the Savage Land, Charles is forced to do his bidding by locating Magneto.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Complete
Going to the Chapel reviews
Charles and Erik get gay married, "Evolution" style! Takes place some time after the series finale.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Magneto/Erik L., Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete
We All Need Somebody To Lean On reviews
Pietro learns a reluctant lesson about slowly starting to trust his father again. Set during season two.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Quicksilver/Pietro M., Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
Reunion reviews
Magneto and his son sit down and talk. Takes place directly after the events of "Speed and Spyke," aka episode 1x5.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Magneto/Erik L., Quicksilver/Pietro M. - Complete
Fast Times At Bayville High reviews
Pietro takes a ride with Lance in his Jeep. Quicksilver/Avalanche slash.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Quicksilver/Pietro M., Avalanche/Lance A. - Complete
I Never Really Cared Until I Met You reviews
Magneto comes home. Erik/Charles. Takes place shortly after the series finale.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Magneto/Erik L., Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete
I Know They Want Me Dead reviews
After the events of "Operation: Rebirth" season two, Magneto recharges at the Xavier mansion, in more ways than one. Implied Erik/Charles.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Magneto/Erik L., Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete
Family Ties reviews
Captured by Mystique as bait for his father, Pietro, and later Magneto, reflect on the nature of family, and where they go from here. Spoilers for the series finale.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Magneto/Erik L., Quicksilver/Pietro M. - Complete
Stuck in the Middle of It All reviews
Moira struggles with her attraction to Charles Xavier, while Charles struggles to learn some boundaries. Implied Charles/Moira, Erik/Charles. Based on some deleted scenes from "First Class."
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Moira MacTaggert, Xavier, C. - Complete
Priori Pevensie reviews
Mr. Tumnus is a bad little faun, as Erik soon finds out. An "X-Men: First Class" and "Chronicles of Narnia" crossover.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Magneto, Tumnus - Complete
Attack of the Clones reviews
Charles, Erik and company have to deal with the sudden influx of Charleses and Eriks from other universes and time periods at the mansion. Set during "First Class." Total, unabashed crack.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Magneto, Xavier, C. - Complete
Maternal Instincts reviews
Charles reluctantly babysits the infantilized Erik for a weekend while Moira attends a genetics conference.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Charles X./Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Family Circus reviews
Magneto and his brood attend family therapy, run by a terribly unhelpful Mystique. Warning: Implied MPREG.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Magneto/Erik L., Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete
I Remember When I Lost My Mind reviews
Magneto seeks out an old friend after putting Wanda away. Spoilers for season two of "Evolution."
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Magneto/Erik L., Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete
Captivate Me By Your Resonating Light reviews
Charles uses the leverage of his friendship with Magneto to negotiate the details of his peace mission to Asteroid M., but Fabian Cortez gets in his way. Set during the "Sanctuary" two-parter. Erik/Charles, implied Charles/Amelia.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Complete
Distance Makes Us Wise reviews
Erik comes back. Set after "First Class."
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Magneto, Xavier, C. - Complete
Trying Hard Not To Be Ashamed reviews
Erik has to ward off the advances of a drunken, handsy Charles, even though he doesn't really want to resist. Takes place during the infamous "First Class" road trip.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Magneto, Xavier, C. - Complete
Going Forward reviews
Erik visits Charles several months after that fateful day on the beach.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Magneto, Xavier, C. - Complete
The Emperor's New Clothes reviews
Charles and Erik go clothes shopping together. Set sometime during their stay at the mansion during "First Class."
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Magneto, Xavier, C. - Complete
What You See Is What You Get reviews
Scott sees something not meant for his eyes. Erik/Charles. Set between "First Class" and the first film in the original trilogy.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
Muir Island Is No Good For You reviews
Charles visits Moira and the newly-infantilized Erik on Muir Island.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Charles X./Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Cellmates reviews
After learning of Sinister's plans for them in the Savage Land, Charles and Magneto try to comfort one another.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Charles X./Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Wounded reviews
Charles receives an unexpected phone call. Spoilers for "First Class."
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Magneto, Xavier, C. - Complete
You're Living in a Man's World reviews
Moira MacTaggert discovers that mutants exist, and nothing is ever the same after that. Implied Erik/Charles, Charles/Moira.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Moira MacTaggert, Xavier, C. - Complete
But There's Someone Who's Torn It Apart reviews
Charles finds a way to cope with the aftermath of Cuba. Erik finds out. Warning: Self-injury. Spoilers for "First Class."
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Magneto, Xavier, C. - Complete
Remember Me reviews
Written for a 1stclass-kink prompt: Charles loses his memory and Erik tries to convince him that they are lovers.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,421 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Magneto, Xavier, C. - Complete
Thanks For Staying on the Winning Team reviews
Magneto eases into his leadership of the Brotherhood, aka Team Crappy Apartment.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Magneto, Xavier, C. - Complete
Magneto on a Plane reviews
Or, five reasons Magneto will never fly American Airlines again.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Complete
Control reviews
Magneto recognizes Charles Xavier instantly, even without hair; even with the excessive bruises and blood and the swelling of his face.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Magneto, Xavier, C. - Complete
DeEvolution reviews
Five ways Charles thought running a school for mutants would be better than it is.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier, Magneto/Erik L.
While Love Commands You reviews
Erik and Charles become domestic partners, circa 1982. Spoilers for "First Class."
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Magneto, Xavier, C. - Complete
Afterthought reviews
Charles falls ill after overusing Cerebro. Erik offers his assistance.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
Point Blank reviews
AU. Charles goes after Erik into Sebastian Shaw's submarine. Set during "First Class."
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Magneto, Xavier, C. - Complete
Erik & Charles' Excellent Adventure reviews
Erik and Charles have several zany adventures during their infamous mutant recruitment road trip. Spoilers for "X-Men: First Class," and warnings for recreational drug and alcohol use. Written with patientalien.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,979 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
Le Morte de Pussy Magnifico
Ferus Olin had a fluff pittin named Pussy Magnifico. Part of the winduwatchers universe. Written with patientalien.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,036 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Darth Vader - Complete
Big Trouble in Little Gstaad reviews
Anka's not finished with Archer yet. Spoilers for episode 2x01.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Complete
A Home is a House Your Heart Makes reviews
One Padawan's efforts to make a shared living space, well, liveable.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Intro to Academic Advising reviews
Rusty gets a day job.
Crossover - Venture Brothers & Community - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Rusty V., Jeff W. - Complete
Fifty Ways to Love Your Coworkers reviews
With all of the office romance at ISIS, it's a wonder anything else gets accomplished.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Complete
Five Ways the Mighty One Could Have Died reviews
Sometimes, even destiny can't keep Mighty Max safe from harm. Warning: Character death.
Mighty Max - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Complete
The Change reviews
Ahsoka's not a girl, not yet a woman. Set during season three, but does not contain spoilers.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S. - Complete
Cell Phone Tango reviews
Edward and Jacob's animosity is further fueled by text messaging.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Shall We Dance? reviews
The Mighty One is a natural at DDR; Norman, not so much.
Mighty Max - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Complete
Armageddon Again reviews
It's the end of the world all over again, and Skullmaster has the upper hand.
Mighty Max - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Complete
Five Times Virgil Failed the Mighty One reviews
... and one time he didn't.
Mighty Max - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Complete
Private Dancer reviews
Toki discovers a new talent. Written for ftw302 for Hearts & Guts 2010.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Toki W., W. Murderface - Complete
The Ballad of Natebecca reviews
Charles observes the celebrity supernova that is Natebecca. Charles/Nathan friendship.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/5/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Dethopoly reviews
Someone has to be the banker. Co-written with D for brutalbusiness' January challenge.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Staged reviews
Nathan copes with Charles' departure in stages; Charles contemplates his next move. Written for elanorofcastile for Yuletide 2009. Spoilers through the season three premiere.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/1/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
A Spark of Inspiration reviews
Luanne considers who inspires her; Bobby considers the repercussions of animal testing; and Hank doesn't want to talk about Chuck Mangione. Written for Missy for Yuletide 2009.
King Of The Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
Two Jedi and a Tentacle Monster reviews
An encounter with a tentacled creature leaves Obi-Wan pregnant, and everybody else just really, really amused. Written for Jedi Mistletoe 2009 for pronker.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,541 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Pyre reviews
Charles is released from his earthly duties. Spoilers for "Dethrelease".
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/17/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Here and There reviews
Charles tries to fit back into his Dethklok mold. Spoilers through the season three premiere. Charles/Nathan slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
The Price of Revenge reviews
The Metal Masked Assassin knows exactly how to get under Charles' skin. Alternate ending for "Dethrelease". Contains a bit of gore.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/5/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Burzum's Boy reviews
Nathan has the chance encounter of a lifetime. Written for brutalbusiness' November 2009 theme month prompt.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Buttered Bread reviews
It's been nine months and Nathan wants some answers. Spoilers through the season three premiere. Slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/28/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Thanksgivingklok reviews
The most brutal metal band in the world has to work on Thanksgiving. Brutal.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Complete
Charles in Charge reviews
Even the robot has a birthday. Spoilers through the season three premiere. Apologies for the lame pun in the title. Not really.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/25/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Fellatioklok reviews
Charles follows up with the guys about a standing request. Yes, that one. Spoilers through the season three premiere.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Dethpiggie reviews
Murderface gets a new pet.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/18/2009 - W. Murderface - Complete
Your Call is Important to Us reviews
On a routine and irritating service call, Anakin unexpectedly catches up with an old friend. Set during "The Clone Wars". Kitster!fic. Written with D.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
What Happens on Corellia reviews
A run-of-the-mill weekend excursion on the pleasure planet of Corellia results in consequences far more dire than Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Ahsoka Tano anticipate when Obi-Wan ends up married to Asajj Ventress. Written with D. COMPLETE.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,480 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Asajji Ventress, Obi- Wan K. - Complete
Life, After reviews
Siri went a little nuts after Ferus left the Order.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Siri T. - Complete
Recovery reviews
In the wake of tragedy, Ahsoka reflects on who her Master is, and what he means to her.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S. - Complete
Paternal Affairs reviews
Sometimes, ignorance truly is bliss.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Come What May reviews
Suddenly the world seems such a perfect place ... except when it doesn't. Spoilers for episodes and concepts from season two; NOT a songfic.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Obi- Wan K. - Complete
Five Ways That Bella Could Have Kicked It reviews
It's a wonder she lasted that first year in Forks. Written for aizome's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Five Things That Shouldn't Have Happened to Ahsoka reviews
Summary: No one told Ahsoka that her Padawanship was gonna be this way. Written with the wife.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S. - Complete
The Couch reviews
Stan and Kyle make an amazing discovery.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Payment in Kind reviews
It's a long flight to the Outer Rim. Takes place immediately after the season one finale of Clone Wars; alternate title: Ziro prison!fic.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Ziro the Hutt, Anakin S.
No Suit, Skin reviews
The Vocoder technology may open up an unwanted can of worms, or whatever it is that dolphins eat. Warning: Literal interpretation of the joke in the title.
SeaQuest - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Complete
A Trip Down Mammary Lane reviews
A mission to Orto Plutonia makes Anakin reflect on his former Master, and a particularly irritating habit of his. Also, there are boobs. Based on the Clone Wars episode, Trespass. Written with D.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Master of Disguise reviews
Forced participation in a youngling holiday celebration leads Anakin to concoct a peculiar revenge for his former Master. Written with D. Set during the Clone Wars; slight spoilers for episode 1x04.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Viral Vision reviews
A dull mission in the Outer Rim finds Anakin and the 501st partaking in some pretty dubious activities. Written with D. Based on preview clips from episode 1x05 of the Clone Wars TV series; no intentional spoilers for the episode.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Looking for Love in Alderaan Places reviews
As the Empire grows roots, Obi-Wan settles into solitude on Tatooine; the Organa family tucks into child-rearing; and Ferus Olin is a gardener. Also, for some reason, Garen is still alive. Based on Last of the Jedi by Jude Watson. Written with D.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,163 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Obi-Wan K., Darth Vader - Complete
A Wife's Duty reviews
Being the wife of Lord Vader isn't as glamorous as it may seem from afar; AU, set after Episode III.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
The Others reviews
Order 66 couldn't have been the only function programmed into the clones.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Just Between Us Girls reviews
Darra has some womanly problems. Siri has the solution. Harrison has a sandwich. Hayden bought a tractor! Written with patientalien for Nic. Happy birthday!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,372 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Of Padawans & Proper Pet Care reviews
Anakin learns the responsibilities of proper pet care. Written with patientalien, and based largely off of our winduwatchers roleplaying game, as well as the Jedi Quest book series by Jude Watson.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,616 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Uninhibited reviews
Anakin has never seen his Master truly relax. Slash. Written with patientalien.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,959 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The Rule reviews
He should have known better by now. Written for D. Please note that the concept of The Rule is lifted almost entirely from Scrubs.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Friends Forever reviews
Max finds that his notoriety as the Mighty One has its drawbacks.
Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Complete
Punch Line reviews
Even Virgil can be pushed a little too far sometimes.
Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Smooth Operator reviews
Scarab realizes that Heka has an incredibly sexy telephone voice. Inspired by a very silly IM conversation with mendeia. Crack!fic.
Mummies Alive! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,687 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Scarab, Heka - Complete
Sheets of Egyptian Cotton reviews
Evil truly does lurk around every corner. Written for mendeia. Crack!fic.
Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Complete
Complications reviews
He hadn’t meant for it to happen exactly as it did – killing Prince Rapses, that is. Rated for descriptions of violence.
Mummies Alive! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Complete
Paparazzi Girl reviews
Jimmy had never really gotten the hang of the Internet. Chazz and Jimmy friendship.
Blades of Glory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Chazz M. M., Jimmy M. - Complete
Raising the Bar reviews
Their friendship had only existed in a dingy bar and even then, only barely. A Chazz and Stranz friendship story. Slashy.
Blades of Glory - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Chazz M. M., Stranz vW. - Complete
Laid Up reviews
Post movie. Jimmy gets appointed Chazz's babysitter while his ankle heals. Written with vzg. Slash, various pairings.
Blades of Glory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,196 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Chazz M. M., Jimmy M. - Complete
Cabin Fever reviews
Jimmy had been to the cabin before.
Blades of Glory - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Jimmy M., Coach - Complete
Sex, Lies & Celebrity Stalking reviews
The ballad of Hector. Wherein everybody's favorite stalker is back! Slashy.
Blades of Glory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Chazz M. M., Jimmy M. - Complete
Daddy Dearest reviews
Jimmy gets a potentially life changing phone call. Could have slashy undertones if you squint.
Blades of Glory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Jimmy M., Darren M. - Complete
Practice Makes Perfect reviews
'Chazz taught me a couple of things'. Slash.
Blades of Glory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Chazz M. M., Jimmy M. - Complete
Call Center reviews
Beavis and Butthead are unceremoniously dispatched from their jobs at Burger World, and seek new, albeit still sucky employment. Any resemblance to actual and living call centers is purely coincidental. Really.
Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
Tableau reviews
My 1sentence challenge for Star Wars fandom, specifically, Anakin and Ferus. Slash.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Let Sleeping Demons Lie reviews
Written for 1fandom's fifty prompt challenge. Pretty much all the characters are represented here in some small way.
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Complete
Padme's Perfect Peach reviews
How does Anakin love Padme? Watch him ruminate on it in the most cliched and euphemism filled way possible.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,244 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
The First Step to Acceptance reviews
Obi Wan has a problem. Anakin has a question. Madam Nu just has the goods. Rated for silly porno vid descriptions. Implied slash.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,163 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
False Starts reviews
Ferus reminisces, and Obi Wan tries dejectedly to move on. Set during Jude Watson's Last of the Jedi series, and takes place soon after Episode III. Slash.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Much Ado About Lunch reviews
The Chosen One is a solitary figure, including, it seems, at mealtimes. Cowritten with patientalien. Anakin is about eleven here, so this fits snugly just before Jude Watson's Jedi Quest series.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Lost & Found
Three years later, and Ferus doesn’t understand why he can’t let his emotions surrounding the mysterious circumstances of his old Master’s disappearance go. Based on a little inconsistency snafu regarding Ferus' Padawanship, as written by Jude Watson.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Hands Free reviews
Yoda, um. Masturbates. Really. This wasn't my idea, but sadly, I've probably written worse. Takes place in the Jedi Quest universe, because I am a total Jude Watson slut.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Yoda - Complete
Slouching Towards Tradition reviews
Anakin makes a present for his Master's birthday. Set just before the Jedi Quest Special Edition by Jude Watson. Could be considered slash.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Eye of the Storm reviews
Written with patientalien. One take on how Anakin got that infamous scar. Implied Anakin and Obi Wan slash.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Knowing How to Get By
Sometimes, Anakin has to learn how to survive on his own. Written for alphabetasoup's T is for Thief challenge, and heavily inspired by parallels of Anakin to Aladdin.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Beware the Fury of a Quiet Man
Anakin never does anything quietly. Written for alphabetasoup's K for Kaboom challenge.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Strip Tease reviews
Dooku learns the hard way just what Emperor Palpatine does to unwind. Implied slash. Rated higher for shirtless, sweaty Anakin flesh.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/15/2006 - E. Palpatine, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Nightmares & Dreamscapes reviews
Anakin doesn't sleep so well. Implied slash.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Abandonment reviews
A series of similarly themed drabbles focusing on, basically, how Obi Wan never catches a break. Implied Master and Padawan slash.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Recapitulation reviews
Anakin returns to Coruscant after the events of Episode II a changed man. Implied Obi Wan and Anakin slash.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Found reviews
Written for the Xanatos challenge on the jajq community on LiveJournal, and also to satisfy my own urges to write Mace Windu with an afro. On a standard trip to Telos, Qui Gon finds something unexpected.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,375 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Qui-Gon J., Xanatos - Complete
Swimfan reviews
Anakin learns how to swim. Written with patientalien, and set a few years before Jude Watson's Jedi Quest series. Fluff.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Shimmersilk reviews
An AU version of Jude Watson's Jedi Quest 8, The Changing of the Guard. Anakin assumes the identity of a flirtacious female villain in order to catch a dangerous group of crooks. Slashy, if you really look for it.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The Chosen One Club reviews
The paths of four heroes cross, with somewhat disastrous results. If you can pick out all the fandoms involved, you win a cookie.
Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Complete
Kiss the Cook reviews
Summoning the Mighty One is one of the few joys that Virgil and Norman allow themselves. Crackfic.
Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Complete
A New Hope reviews
A savior is born, and destiny lies in wait. Title is shamelessly stolen from George Lucas. A prequel of sorts to the series at large.
Mighty Max - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Complete
Plugging Away reviews
The day before their big project for History class is due is pretty much exactly when Max remembers that, one, it was assigned, and two, it's not finished. Contains Max and Bea subtext if you squint. Crackfic.
Mighty Max - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Complete
The One Where Cartman Totally Fags Out reviews
Cartman likes Kyle, Kyle likes Stan, and Kenny likes anything with two X chromosomes. Slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Out reviews
Kyle and Stan take the plunge. Slash, crackfic. Written as a small belated tribute to National Coming Out Day 2006.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Pierced reviews
Richie explores some previously uncharted territory. Takes place between seasons one and two. Implied slash, fluff.
Static Shock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Complete
That Way reviews
Virgil and Richie showcase their mastery of the art of avoidance. Slash.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,648 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Complete
Anakina Jolie reviews
Anakin is pregnant. Yes, really. Written in the form of nine separate 100 word drabbles. Slash, MPREG, and sheer idiocy contained herein.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Severance reviews
Anakin is Knighted. Takes place between Episodes II and III. Implied slash.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Settle reviews
Obi Wan brings Luke to Tatooine to meet his new relatives. Set immediately after RotS.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Luke S. - Complete
Dudes & Chicks reviews
Beavis has some questions that even Butthead can't answer.
Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2003 - Complete
Eggnog reviews
In their latest of a slew of temporary lairs, Dr. Drakken and Shego share a moment of serenity. Also, alcohol.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2003 - Shego, Drakken - Complete
Friendly Foe reviews
Seeking a bit of rare solitude, Kim steps outside of her immediate world, and runs into a certain archnemesis with a peculiar penchant for green.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/11/2003 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Don't Drop The Soap reviews
Valmont experiences the various atrocities of prison. Set during the second season.
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Valmont, Chow - Complete
Plugged In reviews
Set immediately after 'The New Atlantis'. Uncle makes good on his promise to sell Valmont's shoes.
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Uncle C., Valmont - Complete
Jab reviews
Midterms suck, even in the Wizarding world. Written as a birthday gift for a few LiveJournal friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/8/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Possessed reviews
Shendu prods Valmont during tea time. Slashy undertones.
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2003 - Valmont, Shendu - Complete
Wrong? reviews
A short piece centered around Virgil's overall behavior and attitude in 'Max Versus Max'.
Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/11/2002 - Complete
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