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Dreams, Rain, Go Insane by Brat-Child3 reviews
Kenny has a theory. Not only is love a mental disorder, but also a waste of time. When a certain blonde starts giving him butterflies, he becomes obsessed with Stan and Kyle's relationship, trying to figure out what true love is.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,525 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Kenny M., Butters S.
Scarlet Embrace by Forsaken and Darklost reviews
Robin is saved by a stranger, but the price for his help comes with dark results...Pairings: Mostly Robin/Raven, others will vary. Rated M for heavy violence and gory scenes...so reader beware.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 58,113 - Reviews: 1391 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 4/15/2004 - Robin, Raven
Teen Titans: Dreaming My Dreams With You by DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC reviews
By definition, a love triangle has three points, but what if one point doesn't think she has a chance? - RobinRavenStarfire - Final Chapter Up! All typos corrected!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,665 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 9/28/2003 - Robin, Raven
Imprinted by Iamwiththewolf reviews
The missing chapter of Eclipse. Jacob imprints, reluctantly. He finds his TRUE love. And it's not Bella... Guess again... EdwardJacob slash
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Mixed Up by jato unit reviews
one shot . slash . SamxJacob . And Leah thought her dream about kissing Bella was bad.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/26/2007
Chemistry by Page of Cups reviews
Cloud is having trouble with Chemistry. Riku lends a hand. CloudxRiku, of course.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,738 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Cloud S., Riku - Complete
Secrets by Yami B666 reviews
One lazy afternoon, Riku is bored, and Sora clearly wants something... [SoraRiku oneshot, smutfic.]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Of Books and Learning by lewdness reviews
Their relationship was strange, and Sora let them know that every chance he got. [RoxasRiku][Oneshot, post KH2]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Riku, Roxas - Complete
Every Time a New Experience by The Daxinator reviews
SoraxRiku. Meaning, UkeRiku! Meaning, Riku's one who gets knocked up! Sora considers the most basic lesson of being a parent: babies never do what you expect them too—especially when you're counting on it. Mpreg, slash, yaoi
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Riku, Sora - Complete
The Great Rodent Switch by Tobiwolf13 reviews
Clark buys Chloe a pet to make up for her falling out with Lana after Hydro.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,869 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Chloe S., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Seven Days by Page of Cups reviews
Cloud wants Riku. Badly. Only problem? Riku is his little brothers' best friend. Not good. So very not good. Oh, dear. CLOUDxRIKU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,593 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Cloud S., Riku - Complete
Omega by Page of Cups reviews
Sequel to Alpha. Riku's been acting weird. It's time for him to get it all out, or at least it's as good a time as any. Someone should stop Kairi when she's feeling generous. CLOUDRIKU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Cloud S., Riku - Complete
Panjandrum by Page of Cups reviews
Cloud had no interest in meeting him, but still couldn't help but wonder: What was the big deal about Riku Asaki, anyway? Rated for strong language. CLOUDRIKU. ONESHOT.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Cloud S., Riku - Complete
Suburbia by Falaphesian reviews
With a runaway ferris wheel and the sinking of the sun, Riku's life was forever changed. Thrown into a cold and hostile new world, he battles locals, relatives, and himself as he tries to seek out a little shelter from a major storm. RikuSora, SoraRiku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 87,073 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/1/2007 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
A Heart by Whackjop reviews
Axel muses on the function of hearts and how it effects him and his lovers. AxelRoxasRiku drabble.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
It Started With A Car by Reina-183 reviews
YAOI LeonRiku. Because Riku is stealthy and stubborn, and come Hell or high water he will get that car... And its owner. Poor Leon.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,123 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Leon/Squall L., Riku - Complete
Draconis Sanguen by Meridyn reviews
Reappearing at Hogwarts after two years missing for 7th yr, Draco is ready to show everyone just what he's made of. With a past to haunt him, a future unknown, and new emotions for the 'enemy' will Draco be able to prove himself? Slash. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,892 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 1/22/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
To Keep You Warm by Fluky reviews
Sora and Riku are trapped in a cabin during a blizzard with only one blanket to share between them. Post KH2, a few spoilers. [SoraRiku]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,646 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Sora, Riku - Complete
The Boy who Loved Tweek Tweak by Faery Goddyss reviews
Journals, Tweek, Kenny, stalkers and toliet stalls. Just catching the attention of the one who needs it most. Slash. COMPLETE.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,433 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Kenny M., Tweek T. - Complete
Just and Magnificent by SubOrbital reviews
COMPLETE This is a PeterEdmund fic. So if you don't like that kind of thing, look away. Follows the movieverse and how Peter deals with Edmund's betrayal and tries to work out when Edmund stopped believing in him. True love knows no bounds.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 307,229 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Lock and Key Hypothesis by Fluky reviews
Riku knows that keys can lock and unlock doors and hearts, but what happens when it's a mind that becomes unlocked? What if that mind belongs to Sora? [SoraRiku, RoxasAxel, RoxasRiku], AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,004 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Roxas, Sora - Complete
Heads or Tails by Fluky reviews
Sora's been having weird dreams lately. Weird dreams of sex with another man. Post KH2, few spoilers. [SoraRiku, RoxasAxel, kinda SoraAxel]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,227 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Slow on the Uptake by Fluky reviews
Look at this tiny place. To the heart seeking freedom it is a prison surrounded by water. Post KH2. Mild [SoraRiku].
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,291 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Sweet Betrayal by Rubber Ducker reviews
Hayner feels seeing Seifer like this is wrong, yet so right. [seifer x hayner oneshot, because you were thinking it too]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Seifer, Hayner - Complete
Promises by Capegio reviews
Peter has made a few in his lifetime.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Peter Pevensie - Complete
Sex on the Beach by Fluky reviews
Kairi hadn't known of her best friends' relationship until one night when she found them together on the beach. Post KH2, a few spoilers. [SoraRiku]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,432 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
Wonder by Capegio reviews
It is a cold and empty night, and Peter wonders.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Seasons by Capegio reviews
Cliche fic. In some ways, the Pevensies are like the four seasons.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Complete
Sunday Morning After by the machination reviews
[Uzumakisama and Vash's Girl cowrite] The hangover was killer. So was the tattoo and tongue ring he had acquired. But nothing quite compared to the man sleeping beside him. [LeonRiku]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,879 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 92 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Riku, Leon/Squall L.
To Disembark by OCP reviews
His sweating hands are still on the railing when Ryan places his down, and neither boys move their touching fingers away. For a second, nothing is wrong. And he didn't even have to jump. SLASH RYANTROY BOYxBOY get it?
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,591 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
Priorities by Capegio reviews
Edmund is upset. Peter tries to help.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Something Velveteen by the machination reviews
[Uzumaki & Vash's Girl cowrite] When Scroogelike Riku stepped into Red Nocturne Café, he didn't expect to find an employee there who would forever change his smiles. Includes family dinners, snowfilled escapades, and hot cocoa. [SR]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,216 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Flip Side by CuriousDreamWeaver reviews
When two worlds collide, having two Draco Malfoys and two Harry Potters can only mean trouble. But the reason for barriers between worlds becomes painfully apparent when magic meets magic, and familial duty wars with desire. Slash HPDM, RWHG, BZMB, RLSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 102,609 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
No Mouth But Some Serpent's by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of CoS, Slytherin!Harry. Harry goes back to Hogwarts, determined to protect his brother Connor, the BoyWhoLived, and stay in the shadows. But last year two people learned the truth about Harry... and this year, two more will. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 169,197 - Reviews: 2624 - Favs: 2,603 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Inspired By Your Shoe Laces by Smarmy Penguin reviews
When Blaise, Draco and Goyle decide to rebel against their parents in the most unusual fashion, chaos insures! Featuring Harry Potter’s magic fingers, Leather, shoe laces, funnels and anything else these twisted boys can produce. finished!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,087 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 10/30/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Stonewall High by SpitefulPixiDust reviews
When Harry Potter moves to America with his abusive relatives, can his charming nature break through a snobbish Draco Malfoy's defenses? AU, HPDM, rated R for future swearing, abuse, smoking, and general...stuff. DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,799 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Only Way by Sarah Cabbage Patch reviews
COMPLETE Sniffs Finally, Enjoy! Busts out bawling
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,321 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/21/2005 - Published: 4/17/2004 - Complete
Beauty, Love, Pleasure by Social Twist reviews
Harry and Draco know love, beauty and pleasure. But what are they?Define then, for me. One-shot slash. may be a bit high in rating.Slash. please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Scarred by cypress-vine reviews
“What about the cuts and bruises, Potter?” Draco asked, his voice cold and his face set. “Did they disgust you? It’s sick, isn’t it, what people have to go through to become a Death Eater.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,387 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
They Were Us by ChocolateCurlz reviews
After the team is sucked into a parallel universe, it's up to Raven to save them from the horrors of high school. How can she survive with a Geeky BB, Football star Cy, Cheerleading Star, and a heart-throb Rob? Chp 5, up! RavRob
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,730 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 4/8/2004
Following Shadows by ChocolateCurlz reviews
Chp. 18, up! While Raven battles Trigon, BB and Cy clean out her room, Star and Rob talk, and a guest star comes back... RavRob
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,278 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/6/2004 - Published: 2/20/2004
Bring Me to Life by ObsidianSorrows reviews
COMPLETE When Yuffie's ignorance and jealously leads her to contract a deadly disease, how far will Squall go to save her? Epilogue added!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 178,258 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/13/2004 - Published: 5/12/2003 - Yuffie K., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Flowers Before Dawn by Alan Quicksilver reviews
[Completed] Raven has never experienced love. When she starts recieving anonymous love letters from her secret admirer what will she think. Can she find the elegant yet fearfull young man?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,849 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/13/2004 - Published: 3/25/2004 - Raven - Complete
He is NOT my boyfriend! by Lunadeath reviews
H/D slash. The sly Malfoy gets out of trouble by telling those he sees that he and Harry are a couple. Of course, it's not true. Or is it? and how will Harry's friends get along with him? *rating's up*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 89,300 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Going Under by Abigail-Nicole reviews
Raven paints while music plays, examining the shards of her life as she slowly slips under the brink. Songfic.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Complete
Clear by venenatus.venustas reviews
WARNING SLASH - Part 1: COMPLETED. Part 2 - Unmistakeably Clear - COMPLETED! Something is wrong with Draco, but Harry doesn't notice as he tries to repair his treachery to an unforgiving Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,629 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/4/2003 - Published: 6/8/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by IamtheLizardQueen reviews
A Harry/Draco romance, set post-Hogwart's in muggle London. Includes red mittens, linoleum, witty retorts, angst, love, dance clubs, strange friends, cooking shows, and coffee not necessarily in that order !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 124,521 - Reviews: 2073 - Favs: 2,497 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 8/19/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Trouble by FoxfireX17 reviews
Yuffentine songfic. Will Vincent's struggle with his demons keep the two new lovers apart? Read and find out!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,358 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/9/2003
The Draco Faction by Resident Goddess reviews
After an incident in Potions, the whole of Hogwarts watches Draco Malfoy shamelessly, but he has no idea what's going on. Can his enemy enlighten him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/26/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Very Harry New Year by Resident Goddess reviews
For a challenge. It's New Years at Hogwarts, and the gang enjoys a little bit of alcohol. Who knows where this will lead…and why isn't Malfoy drinking?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Two, Four, Six, Eight by venenatus.venustas reviews
**WARNING** SLASH - A *scandalous* scheme by Draco in the middle of the Quidditch game to attract the attention of a "certain someone"...heehee...read on!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/19/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Verbal Judo by koalabear reviews
Inspired by the cute interview with Chloe & Lex in the online version of Torch & the beginning of the episode “Kinetic”. It's not REALLY PG-13 in actual fact although it suggests PG-13 elements
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2002