Hello one and all. I am here, and here to stay. :) ;)

I LOVE fanfiction! I've loved it since I was a seventh-grader, avidly reading all of the Hogan's Heroes fanfiction I could lay my hands on, and I still love it!!!

So I've been crazy busy recently. My brother got married in June of 2021, and I've been switching out roommates ever since. I'm still working in insurance (you're in good hands with Allstate, y'all), and now I have a car as well. I feel very adult and stuff.

Anyway. I realize that I have quite a few stories that y'all are waiting for, and I know that it's been a while since I've updated a lot of them. For this I apologize, and I gotta say - I'm NOT consistent with updates. I do have a promise for all of you though, and I'll put it in bold to make my point.

I WILL NEVER ABANDON A STORY.

There.

Now you know. I REFUSE to be one of those authors. Not when I have my conscience depending on me! (and maybe some fans ... one can hope) I will say again that I am extremely terrible at updating, so even though I'll never abandon a story, I will take my time getting to the end of it. Sorry!

I have several stories that are in the works, and several that are done, if you'd care to take a gander. Now for those in progress ...

A Second Chance: Have you ever read one of those classic character-goes-back-in-time-and-prevents-disasters-that-they-saw-happen fix-it fics? Well I have. I love them a lot, but as I was reading another really good one for Star Wars where Obi-Wan goes back, I thought, why make Obi-Wan fix everything? It wasn't his fault it all went wrong. If anything, it should be Anakin going back! ... so that's what this is. Anakin goes back and fixes everything, along with (hopefully) himself.

Stone Cold Crazy: A Gravity Falls fic that basically centers around Stan and Ford getting over their respective grudges at a much younger age. Updates - as per usual - will be highly irregular, but they will come.

Poisoned: a Justice League fanfiction, which though I've had some FANTASTIC ideas, has been slightly ... sidelined. It happened on accident! It's received many reviews, and really, thanks for the love, I AM going to finish it, seriously. … It's just not current priority.

Guardians of the Family (series):

Drax the Guardian: Drax rescues the rest of the team from a slavery ring (complete).

A Groot Point: Groot puts a stop to a war (in progress, though also on a sort of hiatus. :/ sorry).

No Such Thing as Luck: a huge crossover between Star Wars and Star Trek, for those who are interested. I'm going to do my best to showcase how great both of those fandoms really are, and how great it would be if they could get together. ;)

Entropy: a request from Core of Justice, and something not quite like anything else that I've ever written. I think it's worth a glance.

In the Zone: is for Hetalia, and it's gonna get even bigger (it already has the most words out of all of my stories). I have big plans for it, and while updates won't come regularly, they will come. It's not on hiatus, but it's been a little bit sidelined, for those of you who are waiting for it

Now, for those of you who have read and reviewed Just a Clip and have been looking for more, I can assure you, I've had big plans for that from day one, and whooo, is it gonna be good (if I can pull it off).

I have quite a few other ideas for stories, and I think that my timely return couldn't have been timelier, cuz now y'all might getta see somethin' before next month (I will try).

Now. For all of my favorite fandoms, my favorites of the favorites in bold cuz I feel like it.

Hogan's Heroes

Star Trek

Doctor Who

DC (Justice League and Green Lantern especially)

Marvel (especially the Guardians of the Galaxy and Ant-Man)

Sherlock Holmes

Merlin

Gravity Falls

Zelda

Loony Toons

LOTR/The Hobbit

Rat Patrol

A-Team

X-Files

Wild Wild West

Ghostbusters

ATLA

Chuck

Robin Hood

Scarlet Pimpernel

BTTF

TF2

Hetalia

Harry Potter

Professor Layton

Star Wars (Specifically Clone Wars, Prequels and SWTOR era)

Psych

Red Dead Redemption II

The Man From UNCLE (Both new and old)

Milo Murphy's Law

El Zorro (Disney's TV Show)

The Lone Ranger (TV Show)

Starsky and Hutch (TV Show)

Genshin Impact

The Addams Family

I Dream of Jeannie

Columbo

The Persuaders

"Hello, Adolf? Did you just see a bridge go by at 5,000 feet? Ja? (drops accent) Well it 'ad your name on it, Mate!" -Cpl. Peter Newkirk (Hogan's Heroes, on blowing up the Adolf Hitler bridge.)

"We've got to go after him!"

"No we don't. Show me where it says that!" - Dr. Egon Spengler and Winston Zeddemore (Real Ghostbusters)

"Everybody grab your butts!"

"Grabbing my butt would not have prevented this." - Peter Quill and Drax (Guardians of the Galaxy TV series)

"I am not trapped in a room full of robots!!! YOU are all trapped in here with ME!!!!" -Soldier (TF2)

"More's the pity! Then your tailors will rule the land, and no one will make the clothes. So much for French Fashion. … And French politics." -Sir Percy (Scarlet Pimpernel)

"Hey, Sarge. Your halo's crooked." -Tully (Rat Patrol)

"My dear Holmes," said I, "this is too much. You would certainly have been burned had you lived a few centuries ago…." -Dr. Watson (Sherlock Holmes)

"What about all that talk about screwing up future events? The space-time continuum?"

"Well, I figured, what the hell." -Marty McFly and Doc Brown (BTTF)

"My parents were sadists and carnival freaks found him in a dumpster."

"But they raised me as one of their own." -Chuck and Morgan (Chuck)

"How are we doing?"

"Same as always."

"That bad, huh?" -Han and Luke (Star Wars)

"We're in a wilderness of arctic characteristics."

"He means it's cold!" -Spock and McCoy (Star Trek)

"First things first, but not necessarily in that order." -4th Doctor (Doctor Who)

"I'd never lie to you, Arthur. (beat) I respect you far too much for that." -Merlin (Merlin)

"I did what I did, 'cause if I didn't do it, it wouldn't have gotten done. And might I add that not doing it at all would have been a lot worse than doing it badly, which I was not about to do." -Murdock (A-Team)

"Illya, are you free?"

"No man is free who has to work for a living, but I'm available." -Napoleon and Illya (Man from UNCLE)

"I would never lie. I willfully participated in a campaign of misinformation." -Mulder (X-Files)

*at a crossroads* "Which way?"

*points after a moment of indecision* "That way."

"Why that way?"

"... Why not that way, Artie?"

"Good. I didn't think you had a reason." -Artie and Jim (Wild Wild West)

"The next thing on my to-do list ... is to start a motorcycle gang. ... WITH JUST ME!!" -Prussia (Hetalia)

"Gus, don't be the one game at Chuck E. Cheese that isn't broken." -Shawn (Psych)

"Have either of you seen my copy of Numerology and Gramatica?"

"Oh, yeah, I borrowed it for a bit of bedtime reading," said Ron, but very quietly. -Hermione and Ron (Harry Potter)

"All right, if we wanna win this contest, we've gotta do it right! Think: what's the number one problem with most monster hunts?"

"You're a side character and you die in the first five minutes of the movie. ... Dude, am I a side character? Do you ever think about stuff like that?" -Dipper and 'Soos (Gravity Falls)

"You know what they say: sticks and stones can damage your vital organs, so always wear body armor!" -Milo (Milo Murphy's Law)

"Now, I am on duty also. But you do not see me going in and out of the tavern, do you?"

"No, Sergeant."

"Exactly. And do you know why?"

"Because from here I cannot see the tavern." -Sergeant Garcia and Corporal Reyes (Zorro)

"FREEZE!" (Woman screams and begins climbing through the window) "What do I do now?!"

"Well you're the one she isn't listening to." - Starsky and Hutch (Starsky and Hutch)

"Your very own brother, you drive him away! Go! Off with you! But then you are feeling the little black monster ..."

"Pugsley!"

"Guilt!" - Dr. Pinder-Schloss and Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)

"I would not be going out with your best friend if I were married to his best friend." - Jeannie (I Dream of Jeannie)

"Gee, I've got a dozen stops to make. You know, the first day of a homicide investigation - you wouldn't believe it. It's murder." - Columbo (Columbo)

Also, as a last note, I do take requests if people want something specific done. I only have a few rules about it.

1) No slash, smut or explicit sex. I just won't write that.

2) I have to know the character and the fandom. If I don't it will be impossible to write.

3) I may make small changes to your ideas or plot.

So, if you wanna see it, just P.M. me and keep in mind that it may take a while before the whole story comes out. ;)

K. C Y'all,

-Al