Zolac no Miko
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Joined 01-09-04, id: 518578
Author has written 7 stories for Fushigi Yuugi, Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, and Yu-Gi-Oh.
Whaza! Welcome to the Temple of the Flaming Cauldron of Doom, the central shrine of Zolac and home of the High-Priestess of Zolac. (That would be me_)

Here's some random information about me!

Gender: Female

Hair: Blonde

Eyes: Blue

Home: Hawaii

Mental State: Clinically insane

Favorite Anime: Cowboy Bebop, Rurouni Kenshin, Saiyuki, Fushigi Yûgi, Fooly Cooly, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Gundam Wing, Yu Yu Hakusho, Inuyasha, Cowboy Bebop, Vampire Hunter D, Outlaw Star, Blue Gender, Big O, Nightwalker, Spirited Away, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Deeper Kyo, and Slayers. Oh yeah, and I like Cowboy Bebop.

Favorite Manga: Cowboy Bebop, Fushigi Yûgi, Demon Diary, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Dragon Knights, Inuyasha, Fooly Cooly, Gundam Wing.

Favorite Anime/Manga characters: Spike Spiegel, Tasuki, Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV, Quatre R. Winner, Vash the Stampede, Kenshin Himura, Chichiri, Inuyasha, Nicholas D. Wolfwood, Miroku, Haruhara Haruko, Lord Canti, Kurama, Boutan, Gojyo, Benitora, Kyoshiro Mibu, Demon Eyes Kyo, Gene Starwind, Raenef the Fifth, Eclipse, Lady Eisha, Vampire Hunter D, Rath, and Thatz.

Favorite Foods: Chocolate, pumpkin pie, tangerines, and jello.

Favorite Movies: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Contact, The Sixth Sense, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Matrix, Ten Things I Hate About You, The Princess Bride, Star Wars The Return of the Jedi, Pirates of the Caribbean.

Favorite Non-Anime Shows: Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Samurai Jack, Teen Titans, Star Trek the Next Generation, Futurama, Family Guy, I Love the Eighties, Batman, Batman Beyond, X-men Evolution.

Favorite Books: Watership Down, The Foundation novels, the Elijah Baley novels, The Lymond Chronicles, Hatchet, The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Lucifer's Hammer.

Favorite Non-Anime characters: Bruce Wayne, Terri McGuinness, Neo, Yoda, Anakin Skywalker, Legolas, Frodo, Pippin, Merry, Sam, Smeagol, Francis Crawford of Lymond, R. Daneel Olivaw, Nightcrawler, Rogue, Jack, Raven, Wesley (the Dread Pirate Roberts), Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Jean-Luc Pickard, Data, Stewie, Hazel-rah, Fiver, Bigwig, Kehaar.

Favorite Sports/Games: Cross-country, Track, Soccer, Air Hockey, Foosball.

Favorite Sport to Watch: Trick pool!

Favorite Animal: Tiger

Favorite People: The Other Two-Thirds of My Brain, The Vector, and The Finicky Cat (y'all know who you are!)

To understand me, you must understand Zolac. Zolac is the God of Dead Eco-Tourists, God-King of Hostilistan, and Keeper of the Sacred Words: Je Suis Canadien, Copious Amounts of Gu, and Uncoverable Oozing Lesions. I wish I could say I came up with Zolac all on my own, but actually I got the idea from a hilarious Outside Magazine article. Much thanks to Outside, and please don't sue me! Anyhoo, I am Zolac's priestess, and he gives me gifts and lets me choose lotsa bishies to be my warriors. Obey Zolac or perish.

Wow, I'm just getting better and better at this not posting thingy. My MSSH readers must hate me. I actually wrote a bit on that in June. And I think I have a chapter I can update. Maybe next time. I need sleep now. Anyway, Growing fans, enjoy this new chapter.
"Hey Big Fella, did Killer Moth create you in a lab? Yes he did! Yes he did!" - Killer Moth, Teen Titans

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It WAS a Normal Day in the Market by Kaze-chan reviews
And now for something different. Doulin used to be just a normal girl (well, normal for her), but through some very strange happenings she discovers she's a Byakko no shichiseishi. Now she's abandoned her family to help search for the remaining seishi.
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 224,170 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 10/9/2001
My Mary Sue by Spyder Webb reviews
Dedicated to Kai's Lil Angel (Alexa). She told me that I shouldn't pair Ryou with boys and should give him a girlfriend. This is my response to that. Please note: I hate Het.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 1/27/2003
Hidden Paths on a CloudCast Night by roku kyu reviews
An apocalyptic threat to two worlds reunites old friends and enemies...and lovers parted for ten years. Ch. 17. "Keep your friends close...and your enemies closer."
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 172,593 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 1/7/2003
Fairytale by userID151152 reviews
Chapter 3: You shouldn’t judge a book by its cover, and things are not what they appear. Spike tries out a philosophy, and Faye’s only in it for the money.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,275 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/26/2006 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Spike S., Faye V.
Bridge Over the Abyss by roku kyu reviews
Tragedy sends a young magician down the paths of darkness-until he encounters a mysterious traveler in time and space. Epilogue. Hidden Paths: "I will find you again, Shouryuu...then make you weep tears of blood."
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,446 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 7/12/2002
Patience by userID151152 reviews
One thing Faye lacks is the one thing she needs - patience. Spike isn't quite ready to commit in a relationship. Especially not in a strange relationship such as theirs. Er, bring on the semi-fluff?
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2004
Question Time by Koneko Cain reviews
Re-post. Ryou just wants to watch his movie without having to explain why his hair is white or why Yugi is so short to Bakura, who just won't shut up like a good boy.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,346 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/30/2004 - Published: 5/16/2004
And Then There Were Two by Divey reviews
(Complete! Epilogue added!) Yuugi, Jou, Ryou (and Bakura, by association), and Anzu have to save Yami (for a change). Too bad that someone - someTHING - will get to the former Pharaoh before they do...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,246 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/7/2004 - Published: 3/9/2004 - Complete
How Far is Eden? by Yma reviews
The story of Knives' time with Vash. Can he be redeemed? Will he be redeemed? Should he be redeemed? What makes these two brothers who they are? Said by some to be one of the Best Trigun fics ever! Complete! Please RnR!
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 31 - Words: 55,983 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/3/2004 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Complete
Hers by userID151152 reviews
Julia watches while Spike moves on with his life without her. SpikeFaye, with plenty of bitter!Julia inbetween...
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2004
The Road of Souls by Yuugi Motoh reviews
How do you live when your soul is divided? And what do you do when you find the missing half?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,734 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/12/2003
A Story of Abuse by Spyder Webb reviews
Please note that this is humour. Dedicated to Bakura-beats-Ryou fics everywhere! Slight yaoi
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2003
Freaks Flock Together by Agent Orange reviews
The Bebop gang goes undercover at an institute for troubled families to catch a shrink with a shady past. Luckily, dysfunction isn't a stretch for them. Complete. Rated R for potty mouths.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,533 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/28/2002 - Published: 3/19/2002 - Complete
Seishi a la Mode by maxini-sama reviews
A fic about Tasuki...Chichiri...naked...in a walk-in freezer at Baskin Robins. Need I say more? (Yes there is a plot!)
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,359 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2001
Seishi Sugar Shock by Quicksilver reviews
Co-written with the imouto Lyra Stormrider.... one of the ODDEST FY fics out there- 14 seishi, two mikos and a candy warehouse. You do the math.
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,914 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/10/2001
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Growing On Me reviews
Ryou and Bakura are two halves of the same soul, and therefore must live in the same body. Unfortunately, neither of them can think of a worse possible fate. Is it possible that they might overcome their mutual hatred and actually like each other? Ha.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,211 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/4/2005 - Published: 10/21/2004
Miaka and the Suzaku Seven go to Hawaii! reviews
The Suzaku bunch are on vacation in the most beautiful place in the world... chaos ensues...
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,130 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/6/2004 - Published: 1/12/2004
Tweezers reviews
As Miaka and the Suzaku Seven prepare to party in Waikiki, they seek to answer the eternal question: "Why does Tasuki need tweezers?" A companion piece to "Miaka and the Suzaku Seven go to Hawaii!"
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Tasuki
MidLife Crisis reviews
A middle-aged man buys the now decrepit Bebop on a whim. Is it a mid-life crisis? Or something... more significant?
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/11/2004
Beautiful reviews
Vash has been away from home (and the girls) too long... there's someone waiting for him who he just can't wait to meet...
Trigun - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/10/2004
Spiders and Butterflies reviews
Episode 17 from Knives' POV... Knives' realizes the purpose for his existence and makes a decision... sometimes, sacrifices must be made.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/17/2004
Ironic reviews
One shot Cowboy Bebop fic... Spike suffers the consequences of his actions...
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/10/2004 - Complete